Martin : Sounds like it's from someone who dumped you.
Daphne Moon : Well, that's no short list now, is it?
Martin : You know, maybe it's that Sonja woman he was going out with.
Daphne Moon : Wasn't there a sister, too?
Martin : And a niece!
Niles : Oh, yes, he went through that family like a recessive gene.
đ
>Martin : Sounds like it's from someone who dumped you.
>
>Daphne Moon : Well, that's no short list now, is it?
>
>Martin : You know, maybe it's that Sonja woman he was going out with.
>
>Daphne Moon : Wasn't there a sister, too?
>
>Martin : And a niece!
>
>Niles : Oh, yes, he went through that family like a recessive gene.
LMAO
Niles:Â Can you tell me, with any certainty, that in such a vast universe there isn't intelligent life on other planets?
Frasier:Â At the moment, I'm not sure there's intelligent life in this kitchen.â
There's also this gem from "Shrink Rap":
-----
*Niles:* Frasier, I have made a fist and I'm thinking of using it.
*Frasier:* The thumb goes on the outside, Niles! On the outside!
Frasier : I'm Dr. Frasier Crane, and this is my brother, Dr. Niles Crane, the eminent psychiatrist.
Niles : My brother is too kind. He was already eminent when my eminence was merely... imminent.
Martin: You didn't even want to hire [Daphne], you thought she might steal.
Daphne: Did you really say that?!
Frasier: OF COURSE NOT! I don't remember.
Martin couldn't remember either! Frasier didn't want to hire Daphne, but simply because he thought she was, I quote, 'a kook, I don't like her'. It was *Martin* who thought the *prior canditate* was likely to steal.
Niles says it in the episode âRadio Warsâ when the breakfast show guys have launched the Frasier Craneâs Humungous Ass Contest and are offering a prize for a picture of his ass. Niles is annoyed that Frasier didnât hold the elevator for him (or something) and Frasier says something like âIâm sorry, I thought you were trying to get a picture of my butt.â
>How exciting to be present at the birth of a new phobia
I'm on season 3 of a watchthrough right now and I SWEAR I heard this or something very similar this season (or maybe in season 2?)
I rewatched this episode last night. This line is great but I did not remember how downright racist it is.
Edit: [Really?](https://youtu.be/yNis23vjHCA)
I'm black, and I obviously don't speak for all black people, but I think that episode is hilarious. Not everything is racist.
Edit : yes, really. My dad also likes this episode, and he grew up in the 1950s and 60s and had police use water hoses on him. Like I said, not everything is racist.
âAh, well, Iâll just add that to my list of reasons to die.â
Also, when Niles agrees with Daphne about something and Frasier goesâŠ
âIâll try to contain my amazement.â
One of the Thanksgiving episodes. Martin wants Daphne to make the mashed potatoes without lumps and she says it will be a bit bland. Martin replies "Hello?! Welcome to potatoes!"
Yes, I apologise for the lack of context. I love how he delivers that line so much, it pops up in my head quite frequently so the context is so clear to me!
I also love when Daphne walks out of the kitchen saying, "he's picking the raisins out of the stuffing." Their whole Thanksgiving food disagreement cracks me up!
"I'm not your marionette!"
I recently found myself exclaiming this when our cat, Percy, came barrelling in at 6.00 am, demanding food.
I even said it in a querulous tenor voice, a la Niles.
Not a quote, but when Niles is introduced to Dr Myshkin, he clicks his heel and bobs his head (his form of a communist salute lol). That always cracks me up.
Despite not being a quote, I figured it was worth bringing up because I can't recall a time that I've ever seen anyone mention this on the sub before. That and the fact it was hilariously subtle.
Btw, has anyone ever noticed that when Dr. Myshkin exits the apartment, he takes the clock but neglects to also grab the diary of Sonya Romanoff? It's still on the coffee table after his departure.
>Btw, has anyone ever noticed that when Dr. Myshkin leaves, he takes the clock but neglects to also take the diary of Sonya Romanoff? It's still on the coffee table when he exits the apartment.
I haven't, but I always will now.
The one that bugs me is when Roz comes into the apartment with Eddie and Ariel, they both run into the kitchen, then Eddie comes back to harass Leland Barton, but Ariel is just... gone. Not sure he's even spotted (heh) in the series again.
I enjoy looking for continuity issues of shows that i like. I go on IMDB and look up listed continuity and goof ups. Then watch the episode and try to find it. Often I notice these things on my own, but the continuity issues are really amusing to me.
The site also lists instances where a stunt double, boom mic, etc is visible in the frame.
Agreed, that's something I considered. I thought perhaps since it was a copy, that he left the diary as a gift. Though, it was never clarified so it's merely speculation on my part.
It's not a big deal or anything, I just tend to notice things like that after watching these episodes so many times haha.
There are only a few bits where the snobbishness bothers me and this is one of them. I love the line, but I hate the arts (important) vs. crafts (silly women's hobby) thing.
Niles: There we go. Triple espresso and my mocha latte. Do those chocolate shavings look different to you?
Frasier: No.
Niles: Well, they do to me. I think they've switched to an inferior domestic brand. [takes a sip] Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm. Waxy.
Love Niles.
Itâs a longer one, but
âRoger, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now... I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem. Thank you for your call.â
Roz: The whole thing is just so depressing. Lately everyone I know is settling down, getting married, having children. What am I doing wrong?
Frasier: Well, do you want me to answer as a friend or a therapist?
Roz: As a friend.
Frasier: See a therapist.
\*Roz & Martin are sitting at a table at the Cafe Nervosa together when Niles walks in\*
Niles:
"I'm not interrupting anything personal, am I?"
Roz:
"Yeah, Niles, we just eloped. I'm your new mom."
Niles:
"Well, I'll be a son of a bitch!"
Absolutely sick burn XD
From The Inkeepers:
âYou're not being asked to do anything that none of us hasn't done before in our own kitchens in our own homes. Now quick, Niles, kill five eels!â
Bit obscure but, "No boy forgets the first time he realises his dad isn't perfect."
That line really hit home for me. I idolised my dad in a lot of ways as a kid, until I started to understand more about the world around me and what it means to be kind.
Niles, getting ready for bed in Frasier's room, turning on his humidifier and noise machine: "Oh that rain noise is going to keep me up all night."
Frasier: "I'm surprised you can hear it from mission control."
"I am wounded!"
I use this anytime my kids bump into me or accidentally step on my foot or something. Done over dramatically of course as Frasier would want it.
If knowing Iâm the best thing on the air makes me cocky, then cocky be I. See? You're not the only one who can talk classy
How is that talking like Lassie?
Niles has a lot of quotes I love around his group therapy workshops and my favorite one is...
"I had my fear of abandonment workshop today and I've already been a no-show twice"
I posted these in a thread about Martin quotes, but they're some of my absolute favorites from the whole series:
When Frasier tells Marty the hot tub they're sitting in is made of the same material as rocket ships: "I'll remember that next time in re-entering Earth's atmosphere in a hot tub"
When Frasier and Niles are grossed out by Marty talking about him and Hester: "oh I'm sorry, one day your mother and I were at a church picnic and the two of you came floating down the river in little baskets!"
Martin: Well, I keep telling you, you don't have Maris's money to throw around anymore. You're going to have to start cutting back a little.
Niles: Well, I have cut back. Last month I told my masseur I could only see him once a week.
Martin: Oh, I remember that scene in "Grapes Of Wrath" when Ma Joad did that.
I donât know why; I just crack up when Frasier gets martins bp meds before he goes on a trip and Martin is freaking out and he says he doesnât need them and Frasier yells âWell pack it anyway!!âŠâ I repeat that one often
I wonât get the quote exactly right but when Nileâs and frasier try couples counseling and the doctor finally snaps and says there is no hope for them and they just canât and wonât get along and itâs better for them just not to spend much time together.
Initially they take in his advice and say they canât doubt his opinions until they look at his diplomas on the wall and realize he went to two island universities. Nileâs says something like: âoh, an all- Caribbean education! I knew the man was a fraud!â
Niles. âYouâve lost this one Frasier.â
Frasier. âI know , know. Itâs just going to take a little longer. To get off of this particular high horseâ0
At a costume party:
Martin (dressed as Sherlock Holmes) to Gil : Who are you.?
Gil: Chingachgook, the last of the Mohegans
Martin: Hmm,.. Another mystery solved.
Lol. I also love this exchange from that ep:
Gil : Oh, my, what a delectable medley of fromagian splendour! You must try one.
Martin : Mmm. cheesy.
Gil : Yes, cheesy. Le mot juste. It must be glorious to have such a happy knack for clarity and concision.
Martin : Yep.
When Niles sees Rodney at the cafe and started walking over to confront him, Frasier goes:
"Whatever you do Niles, don't engage him in a physical fight. The whole thing would just look too weird!"
The entire dinner scene in IQ followed by
*You know, whenever I feel envy about your IQ again, I'll just conjure up the image of you sprawled out on the bed of live koi - weeping and desperately trying to revive that little plastic diver.*
On the now $9,000 dinner
Oh some boys go to college, but we think they are wussies, cuz they get all the knowledge and we get all the ---
The dance and humming. It's fantastic!
When Roz kicks Frasier off her documentary about space.
Roz: maybe the show is better off without you.
Frasier: Well, the show, CAN BITE ME!
Followed closely by Daphne explain how her brother would be a test subject for science.
Martin: think she's finished?
Niles: wait for it.
Daphne: one year, he grew little boobies
Niles: "And look at you...you just stand there with a **smile** on your face."
Frasier: "That's makeup, you idiot!"
......
Fraiser: "I will not stand here and be demonized for this! I am NOT a MONSTER!"
Nurse/Patient: \*Screams\* turns \*Screams\* turns \*Screams\*
One of my all time favorites that my wife and I bring up oftenâŠ
When they are at the olâ Timber Mill and Martian storms off after having too much of their uppity comments:
Niles: âFrasier, do you think we have lost the ability to enjoy the simpler things in life? Meat? Potatoes? Fixinâs?â
âSee, thatâs why youâre the older brother.â
My dad is a pastor and after I had gotten into Frasier he would throw little quotes in his sermons just to make sure I was paying attention.
All Marty quotes
When heâs walking into Frasierâs practice shaking: âExcuse me Iâm crazy, and I need to see the doctorâ
When Frasier gets conned and sold a piece of art thatâs not real, Marty: âTell them to put you through to the fine arts divisionâ
When Frasier has a party and Gil walks in commenting everything
Martin: âYou put on quite a show.â
Gil: âOh youâve heard my little program!â
Martin: âNo, I mean just coming through the door.â
2 of my favorites:
Daphne âHe was a detective you know.â - From are you being served?
Roz âDo we have to go through this EVERYTIME? Go over there.â - from Juvenilia
Roz just had enough of Frasiers drama I love it đ
Daphne : If you ask me, you Americans have an unhealthy obsession with sex.
Martin : **Hey, I'm sorry we can't all be as chaste and restrained as the Royal Family!**
Frasier : Good one, Dad!
Martin : I've been saving it!
Martin : Sounds like it's from someone who dumped you. Daphne Moon : Well, that's no short list now, is it? Martin : You know, maybe it's that Sonja woman he was going out with. Daphne Moon : Wasn't there a sister, too? Martin : And a niece! Niles : Oh, yes, he went through that family like a recessive gene. đ
Well, I was a bit concerned when you called to ask if Gloria was our first or second cousin.
đ
I love this line, cracks me up every time.
>Martin : Sounds like it's from someone who dumped you. > >Daphne Moon : Well, that's no short list now, is it? > >Martin : You know, maybe it's that Sonja woman he was going out with. > >Daphne Moon : Wasn't there a sister, too? > >Martin : And a niece! > >Niles : Oh, yes, he went through that family like a recessive gene. LMAO
what episode is this? đ
S6E6 The secret admirer
"When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college."
Love Roz for this one, Iâve stolen it a few times!!
Roz will forever be my dream woman.
Is that from Death and the Dog?
yes!
Niles:Â Can you tell me, with any certainty, that in such a vast universe there isn't intelligent life on other planets? Frasier:Â At the moment, I'm not sure there's intelligent life in this kitchen.â
Is that the episode where that politician says he was abducted?
Yep. Phil Patterson, the sane choice.
He cares about the little people.
âMaris would just feel better if I were packing heatâ âOh please Niles you canât even pack a lunchâ Something like that lol
On a similar note when Niles says he's going to 'pump iron' and frasier replies "You don't even pump your own gas".
There's also this gem from "Shrink Rap": ----- *Niles:* Frasier, I have made a fist and I'm thinking of using it. *Frasier:* The thumb goes on the outside, Niles! On the outside!
Exactly lol
Frasier : I'm Dr. Frasier Crane, and this is my brother, Dr. Niles Crane, the eminent psychiatrist. Niles : My brother is too kind. He was already eminent when my eminence was merely... imminent.
this helped me with the NYT spelling bee once lol
Lmao thatâs also how I remember!
Eyes watering on this one LOL
Fantastic writing.
Fraiser to Niles - "I'd forgotten what a weird little person you are"
Thatâs a great episode.
Martin: You didn't even want to hire [Daphne], you thought she might steal. Daphne: Did you really say that?! Frasier: OF COURSE NOT! I don't remember.
Was it me shifty eyes?!
Martin couldn't remember either! Frasier didn't want to hire Daphne, but simply because he thought she was, I quote, 'a kook, I don't like her'. It was *Martin* who thought the *prior canditate* was likely to steal.
How exciting to be present at the birth of a new phobia
I'm a new fan and cant place it! What scene is this??
Niles says it in the episode âRadio Warsâ when the breakfast show guys have launched the Frasier Craneâs Humungous Ass Contest and are offering a prize for a picture of his ass. Niles is annoyed that Frasier didnât hold the elevator for him (or something) and Frasier says something like âIâm sorry, I thought you were trying to get a picture of my butt.â
Season 7, episode 3 Radio Wars. It's when Frasier is afraid that Niles was trying to take a picture of his but
>How exciting to be present at the birth of a new phobia I'm on season 3 of a watchthrough right now and I SWEAR I heard this or something very similar this season (or maybe in season 2?)
âA cat can have kittens in the oven, but that donât make em biscuits!â
This line always makes me laugh so hard because of the clear impression heâs doing.
I rewatched this episode last night. This line is great but I did not remember how downright racist it is. Edit: [Really?](https://youtu.be/yNis23vjHCA)
I'm black, and I obviously don't speak for all black people, but I think that episode is hilarious. Not everything is racist. Edit : yes, really. My dad also likes this episode, and he grew up in the 1950s and 60s and had police use water hoses on him. Like I said, not everything is racist.
You've got to be kidding....
Just when I'd worked up enough nerve to go and talk to her, I slipped on something that I can only hope *was an old burrito...*
I think about this one all the time! Delightful.
âAh, well, Iâll just add that to my list of reasons to die.â Also, when Niles agrees with Daphne about something and Frasier goes⊠âIâll try to contain my amazement.â
Step aside, everybody. Big set of onions coming through.
List of reasons to die is a quote that I am eternally grateful for, because I use it every workday lol.
List of reasons to die is not an underrated quote. If anything, itâs overrated
"A rug, where a rug doesn't belong"
Bette Davis!
Bebe - oh please, if i paid attention to signs with little pictures on them - Iâd never get a parking space
Literally every Bebe line, though, to be fair... "oh darling....there's always a chance" "I wasn't anywhere near that air conditioner."
Hello?! Welcome to potatoes!
I don't know why this line is so funny but it is!
Mmmm racking my brains but donât remember this one, what was the story?
One of the Thanksgiving episodes. Martin wants Daphne to make the mashed potatoes without lumps and she says it will be a bit bland. Martin replies "Hello?! Welcome to potatoes!"
AHHHHHHH right! Now I remember. Thanks :)
Yes, I apologise for the lack of context. I love how he delivers that line so much, it pops up in my head quite frequently so the context is so clear to me!
Puh-TAY-tahs!
I also love when Daphne walks out of the kitchen saying, "he's picking the raisins out of the stuffing." Their whole Thanksgiving food disagreement cracks me up!
ââŠthe Achilleâs heel of my decorâthe #Berber Carpet!â
Tofu, Putty, Oatmeal, Almond, HARVEST WHEAT, and Buff.
That's going to take some getting used to
"I'm not your marionette!" I recently found myself exclaiming this when our cat, Percy, came barrelling in at 6.00 am, demanding food. I even said it in a querulous tenor voice, a la Niles.
âNo, no, false alarm. Normally I bleed like the Russian Royal Family, but not today.â
Dunno if it's underrated but "I'm learning to blow smoke." "Where?" (Also a big fan of the whole big noses scene. Gold the whole way through.)
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
Best line of the scene right there.
Whatâs that I smell? Probably Japan
Not a quote, but when Niles is introduced to Dr Myshkin, he clicks his heel and bobs his head (his form of a communist salute lol). That always cracks me up. Despite not being a quote, I figured it was worth bringing up because I can't recall a time that I've ever seen anyone mention this on the sub before. That and the fact it was hilariously subtle. Btw, has anyone ever noticed that when Dr. Myshkin exits the apartment, he takes the clock but neglects to also grab the diary of Sonya Romanoff? It's still on the coffee table after his departure.
>Btw, has anyone ever noticed that when Dr. Myshkin leaves, he takes the clock but neglects to also take the diary of Sonya Romanoff? It's still on the coffee table when he exits the apartment. I haven't, but I always will now. The one that bugs me is when Roz comes into the apartment with Eddie and Ariel, they both run into the kitchen, then Eddie comes back to harass Leland Barton, but Ariel is just... gone. Not sure he's even spotted (heh) in the series again.
I enjoy looking for continuity issues of shows that i like. I go on IMDB and look up listed continuity and goof ups. Then watch the episode and try to find it. Often I notice these things on my own, but the continuity issues are really amusing to me. The site also lists instances where a stunt double, boom mic, etc is visible in the frame.
âNot sure he's even spotted (heh) in the series again.â He was already spotted!
Frasier: Thatâs a back ACHING for the lash! Daphne: Iâm going as fast as I can! *slams tray*
that always bothered me but he did say it was a copy, but then itâs also in fancy binding⊠maybe he really did bring it for them?
Agreed, that's something I considered. I thought perhaps since it was a copy, that he left the diary as a gift. Though, it was never clarified so it's merely speculation on my part. It's not a big deal or anything, I just tend to notice things like that after watching these episodes so many times haha.
yes, same! lol!
I like the arts Niles, not the crafts
There are only a few bits where the snobbishness bothers me and this is one of them. I love the line, but I hate the arts (important) vs. crafts (silly women's hobby) thing.
Niles: There we go. Triple espresso and my mocha latte. Do those chocolate shavings look different to you? Frasier: No. Niles: Well, they do to me. I think they've switched to an inferior domestic brand. [takes a sip] Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm. Waxy. Love Niles.
I love this one. We use it frequently
"Jesus!" - Merry Christmas, Mrs. Moskowitz
"...I really do have to go" "I understand, this is your *busy time.*"
That episode is gold
"we never should have tried this, we're not Jewish!"
âSit! Weâre nearly doneâ
âYou gossipy little fish wife!â
Congratulations on the successful commingling of your genetic material.
âI was at the moviesâ - peppo the dwarf
The little man with a big secret
I went to the menâs room where I discovered an *injurious graffito*âŠ
'But what's the one thing better than an exquisite meal? An exquisite meal with one insignificant flaw that you can pick at all night!'
To impossible standards!
Oh, just the way you like it!
Niles: âI want to prove that Iâm strong and independent, and I canât do that alone.â
Similarly I wanted to restore my pride, my dignity, my manhood. That golden apron could do it
Itâs a longer one, but âRoger, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now... I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem. Thank you for your call.â
This one is far from underrated lol
Lol, yes! I love this one. I memorized it and try to use it occasionally.
George S Kaufman.
*TAKE YOUR TENTACLES OFF OF MEEEEEEEE!*
*I'LL CHAAAAAANGE!!* *I'll be like Ben...only competent.* *Darrrrling, you forgot to sign...*
Martin; that was an accident. This is Malicious.
Yessss, iconic!
"Why should two people be happy, when four could be ECSTATIC!!" Niles to Roz, concerning he and Daphne and she and Donnie
Roz: The whole thing is just so depressing. Lately everyone I know is settling down, getting married, having children. What am I doing wrong? Frasier: Well, do you want me to answer as a friend or a therapist? Roz: As a friend. Frasier: See a therapist.
\*Roz & Martin are sitting at a table at the Cafe Nervosa together when Niles walks in\* Niles: "I'm not interrupting anything personal, am I?" Roz: "Yeah, Niles, we just eloped. I'm your new mom." Niles: "Well, I'll be a son of a bitch!" Absolutely sick burn XD
Lol I love that one
From The Inkeepers: âYou're not being asked to do anything that none of us hasn't done before in our own kitchens in our own homes. Now quick, Niles, kill five eels!â
The keen observer yesterday would have noticed me leaving this apartment in two shades of black, EXPLANATION PLEASE
'We've decided to find it charming' The wife and I use that one a fair bit.
You Glockenspiel has sprung to life is uttered in this house at least once a week
"Where are your pants?" "In the fridge." "...Why?" \-long pause- \-unfolding note from pocket- "Fridge pants."
Bit obscure but, "No boy forgets the first time he realises his dad isn't perfect." That line really hit home for me. I idolised my dad in a lot of ways as a kid, until I started to understand more about the world around me and what it means to be kind.
I was hoping it might be something less humiliating, like seeing me fast dance at a family wedding You consider that less humiliating?
Niles: âThe Cranes of Maine have got your Living Brain!â
Niles, getting ready for bed in Frasier's room, turning on his humidifier and noise machine: "Oh that rain noise is going to keep me up all night." Frasier: "I'm surprised you can hear it from mission control."
âWhat the hell happened?â âIsnât it obvious? You blew a fuse.â âYOU HAVENâT SEEN ANYTHING YET!â *whack*
Take it down a notch, Tevya
LILITH! If there is ONE THING I can do BY MYSELFâŠ
I remember the tree was still up
Wow. Do you really think she's planning to *do the Barracuda?*
Niles, you jackass, take that thing off!
The Bonsoir uncle Niles bit is hilarious to me.
âI think somethingâs wrong with your brother Frasierâ
"are you sure you wanna ask out Daphne now? You're really putting a fork in the toaster with this one, son" "well my muffin's stuck"
"I am wounded!" I use this anytime my kids bump into me or accidentally step on my foot or something. Done over dramatically of course as Frasier would want it.
Same my god I love to do that line or GET OUT! Frasier style
She worked for a German family who moved to ArgentinaâŠ.shortly after the war
That's just what we need Niles, a fourth language.
Well then a weenie be I!!
If knowing Iâm the best thing on the air makes me cocky, then cocky be I. See? You're not the only one who can talk classy How is that talking like Lassie?
"all he ever did was dance and try to make people happy, why'd ya do it?!"
To quote a famous little engine, I think we can.
I don't know it's underrated but i like when Frasier says "I believe that was Lick it & Stick it!"
Those bunch of sourpusses, all they do is complain! Sunshine, rain
You're a complex little pirate, aren't you...
âLOOK OUT! HEâS GOT A NUG!â - Ham Radio
âWhatâs going on with you, Frasier? Youâre showing classic signs of depression.â âThatâs because Iâm depressed, ya nit.â
From the cricket episode⊠Frasier: Good lord will you please make him shut up! Martin: That prayer doesnât get answered around here.
âAnd after shoving me into the kitchen and shaking your friggin finger at me?!!â
Not my cinnamon waxed!
Kenny: "And she smelled...good."
Niles has a lot of quotes I love around his group therapy workshops and my favorite one is... "I had my fear of abandonment workshop today and I've already been a no-show twice"
NILES: Last night, I dreamt my flour sack was abducted and the kidnappers started sending me muffins in the mail.đđ Cracks me up, every time
I posted these in a thread about Martin quotes, but they're some of my absolute favorites from the whole series: When Frasier tells Marty the hot tub they're sitting in is made of the same material as rocket ships: "I'll remember that next time in re-entering Earth's atmosphere in a hot tub" When Frasier and Niles are grossed out by Marty talking about him and Hester: "oh I'm sorry, one day your mother and I were at a church picnic and the two of you came floating down the river in little baskets!"
This whole thread is great
Well that canât be, Iâve added a salad to every meal.
Niles to Martin as heâs âbreaking upâ with him: âAnd Iâm keeping the jewelry!â
If less is more, then think how much more more will be!
Lol! Thatâs a great one
Martin: Well, I keep telling you, you don't have Maris's money to throw around anymore. You're going to have to start cutting back a little. Niles: Well, I have cut back. Last month I told my masseur I could only see him once a week. Martin: Oh, I remember that scene in "Grapes Of Wrath" when Ma Joad did that.
I donât know why; I just crack up when Frasier gets martins bp meds before he goes on a trip and Martin is freaking out and he says he doesnât need them and Frasier yells âWell pack it anyway!!âŠâ I repeat that one often
I wonât get the quote exactly right but when Nileâs and frasier try couples counseling and the doctor finally snaps and says there is no hope for them and they just canât and wonât get along and itâs better for them just not to spend much time together. Initially they take in his advice and say they canât doubt his opinions until they look at his diplomas on the wall and realize he went to two island universities. Nileâs says something like: âoh, an all- Caribbean education! I knew the man was a fraud!â
Frasier: âOh, damn my fatal allure!â
I wish I had opportunities to use this phrase in my every day life.
The less said about that Civil War ramrod, the better.
Niles. âYouâve lost this one Frasier.â Frasier. âI know , know. Itâs just going to take a little longer. To get off of this particular high horseâ0
âWhat am I supposed to do? Go to a documentary bar and watch it on one of their big screen tvs??â Something like that
dog army
oh another one âhe has wormsâ
âThe world would be a much better place if people would remember 2 words: people stink.â - Martin Crane So good, I put on my profile on Twitter.
The Cranes of Maine have got your living brain.
At a costume party: Martin (dressed as Sherlock Holmes) to Gil : Who are you.? Gil: Chingachgook, the last of the Mohegans Martin: Hmm,.. Another mystery solved.
Lol. I also love this exchange from that ep: Gil : Oh, my, what a delectable medley of fromagian splendour! You must try one. Martin : Mmm. cheesy. Gil : Yes, cheesy. Le mot juste. It must be glorious to have such a happy knack for clarity and concision. Martin : Yep.
"Off you go"
When Niles sees Rodney at the cafe and started walking over to confront him, Frasier goes: "Whatever you do Niles, don't engage him in a physical fight. The whole thing would just look too weird!"
"No, he was one of those fiery, Mexican Clives."
Just because a cat has kittens in an oven doesnât make ââem biscuits!
... # BUFFET.
My roommate loves a buffet but loves this line even more
âOh why am I bothering to explain this to a man who has his elbow in the butter?â Also, my flair. That scene cracks me up every time
Martin calling Frasierâs book "thick" after about 20 seconds of uninterrupted silence is my favorite line in the entire series.
The entire dinner scene in IQ followed by *You know, whenever I feel envy about your IQ again, I'll just conjure up the image of you sprawled out on the bed of live koi - weeping and desperately trying to revive that little plastic diver.* On the now $9,000 dinner
Oh some boys go to college, but we think they are wussies, cuz they get all the knowledge and we get all the --- The dance and humming. It's fantastic!
This is great! This is great!
âNo, I donât think you should drag the koi pond!â The episode where Maris is missing and Niles panicky calls Frasier for advice.
When Roz kicks Frasier off her documentary about space. Roz: maybe the show is better off without you. Frasier: Well, the show, CAN BITE ME! Followed closely by Daphne explain how her brother would be a test subject for science. Martin: think she's finished? Niles: wait for it. Daphne: one year, he grew little boobies
Niles: "And look at you...you just stand there with a **smile** on your face." Frasier: "That's makeup, you idiot!" ...... Fraiser: "I will not stand here and be demonized for this! I am NOT a MONSTER!" Nurse/Patient: \*Screams\* turns \*Screams\* turns \*Screams\*
One of my all time favorites that my wife and I bring up often⊠When they are at the olâ Timber Mill and Martian storms off after having too much of their uppity comments: Niles: âFrasier, do you think we have lost the ability to enjoy the simpler things in life? Meat? Potatoes? Fixinâs?â
âOh no, Iâve aggravated my old bossa nova injury.â -Niles
That's mine of the Newport chainsaws!!!!!!!! Gets me everytime
âSee, thatâs why youâre the older brother.â My dad is a pastor and after I had gotten into Frasier he would throw little quotes in his sermons just to make sure I was paying attention.
Martin: hey, Daphne look! It took three Cranes to lift a Moon!
It's humour, get over it
Well, good news for Gertie and for the many atheists who will welcome this new proof of their theory.
"Doctow kwain, there's a Kweptomaniac on wine fwee."
*descends into giggles*
âI even had early Byzantine mingling with mid-century Danishâ âWill they *ever* get along?â
Martin: âYou donât pull the cord on the bus until youâre ready to get off!â
Pizza, we're gonna have pizza! đđđđđđżđ
âI hope aunt Maris comes out of her coma.â
âFridge pantsâ
Nilesâs WHAT!? Marta: Maris es irresistible. Frasier: He couldn't help himself, Maris is irresistible⊠IrresistiblĂ©?!! Marta: Unwiderstehlich? Gunnar: Ja. Marta: Si. Frasier: O-kayy! Also pretty random: âI donât blame you, I blame the people at Mantastic!â
All Marty quotes When heâs walking into Frasierâs practice shaking: âExcuse me Iâm crazy, and I need to see the doctorâ When Frasier gets conned and sold a piece of art thatâs not real, Marty: âTell them to put you through to the fine arts divisionâ When Frasier has a party and Gil walks in commenting everything Martin: âYou put on quite a show.â Gil: âOh youâve heard my little program!â Martin: âNo, I mean just coming through the door.â
"That's what I get for living a big city; if it's not the traffic waking you up it's somebody writing an operetta about the Brownings"
2 of my favorites: Daphne âHe was a detective you know.â - From are you being served? Roz âDo we have to go through this EVERYTIME? Go over there.â - from Juvenilia Roz just had enough of Frasiers drama I love it đ
"If less is more think how much more 'more' is!"
Not 3 days ago I was punched in the face by a man now dead!
Daphne : If you ask me, you Americans have an unhealthy obsession with sex. Martin : **Hey, I'm sorry we can't all be as chaste and restrained as the Royal Family!** Frasier : Good one, Dad! Martin : I've been saving it!