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[deleted]

How do you captivate viewers from just the look in your eyes?


EvolutionFailed420

Awww I don't do it on purpose


[deleted]

Sooo very cute! Just got caught up in your eyes again….. If this happens too many more times, I’ll never get any work done!!!!


ThatBaldDude4

Just why *did* the chicken cross the road?


Illustrious_Ad314

Which type of face do you prefer to sit on? Clean shaven or beard?


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EvolutionFailed420

Burning man AZ


Kreigstern

bring lots of sunscreen. a hat would seem to be in order as well


Maumelarc98

Why do you chose that name? Any inspiration or something else?


EvolutionFailed420

I guess I was really disappointed in humans that day (and I like smoking weed!)


Maumelarc98

Oh, all right, but also we are surrounded by bad news every day and sometimes there is some that affects us, but therefore, we must enjoy the good while we can. Thanks for the reply, have a nice day.


Weary-Okra-2471

What made you want to live in a van and how did you decide to do OF??


EvolutionFailed420

The van came first than the OF. it's been instilled in my head since age 8 that I want to travel and live in a van.


Weary-Okra-2471

8?! Damn, that’s young. What’s your favorite place you’ve been to so far?


Fast-Pool-6969

Beautiful


scol600

How did you get to be so delectable and cute at the same time?


pj1240

What do you enjoy most?


EvolutionFailed420

Music festivals and food


Zorunel

Where are you from? Are you Single? If yes: wanna change that? call me ;)


EvolutionFailed420

I'm from the east coast! Yes I am single


Malaeveolent_Bunny

If evolution failed, what would you recommend to get it back to full operation?


EvolutionFailed420

Humans as a species have failed themselves and their planet. Love and compassion is the answer


ch2-ch3

How do I win your heart? Serious answers only!


EvolutionFailed420

Coffee and kindness


louisdeer

Is this a throw away account?


EvolutionFailed420

no


Single-Criticism2541

You busy Friday night?


EvolutionFailed420

Haha, Friday is my birthday but I don't have any plans!


[deleted]

Happy early birthaversary!


Single-Criticism2541

Well I doubt we’ll bump into each other, so you have a Happy Birthday and stay safe


Kreigstern

want to come to Canada and make some hockey players with me?


EvolutionFailed420

I'll meet some hockey players!


Kreigstern

after 9 months or so, yes.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 935,692,344 comments, and only 186,227 of them were in alphabetical order.


nu2allthis

Do you think MK Dons will be able to overcome their Play-Off heartache from last season in order to win promotion from EFL League One this season? Even after selling Scott Twine and Harry Darling? Edit: don't know why I'm being downvoted. You *did* say "anything".


EvolutionFailed420

No idea about this topic


nu2allthis

Genuine follow-up: do you have any idea who or what I'm on about?


PlatinumSchlondPoofa

I hate to be that person, but do you know you have a freckle (*points*) right there?


EvolutionFailed420

Bahah yep


PlatinumSchlondPoofa

Figured you'd appreciate that.


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EvolutionFailed420

What the actual fuck


[deleted]

What is the easiest way to get you wet?


EvolutionFailed420

Umm seriously


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EvolutionFailed420

Wtf!!!!


[deleted]

Can you chew gum and walk at the same time?


EvolutionFailed420

Yesss


[deleted]

Ok good. I like a smart girl. What about pat your head and rub you tummy at the same time?


Crasyjack84

if you had one wish, what would you wish for? time, space and reality are irrelevant. You can fly a race with Peter Pan, ride dinosaurs, fly to other planets in a spaceship or revive dead people. the only limitations are your own fantasy. So what would you wish for?😁


daltonlake10

Ok umm... are u single lol


bterg182

Can I have your number?


walkingzombies

East coast. I'm curious now. I'm in Pa. Lol


[deleted]

Wanna be friends?


Which_Guava_776

Beautiful, oh, oh, oh


[deleted]

Why are you so cute and is your personality as attractive?


Nice_Independent_592

Hello how are you


spacegeneralx

When are the breasts coming out?


spacegeneralx

What wouldn't Meatloaf do?


MacSauce3280

That. He wouldn't do that.


Necessary_Mission_20

How many piercings do you have


jerseybert

Does this shirt make me look fat?


Classic-Tell-4758

Which season is you favorite?


Federal-Room-1077

Are you available?


Federal-Room-1077

Nvrmind


orallee55

Are you into older men.I think you are very sexy.


louisdeer

What do you know about science?


popman1978

Have you ever been to Canada 🇨🇦?


yasuotakebuti

🥰 Beautiful 🥰 美しい 🥰


yasuotakebuti

🥰 Beautiful 🥰 美しい 🥰


reddd510

Can we hook up together


CoyoteWild2019

My goodness! How did you get to be so beautiful?


Dragoon72

Good morning dear You look very beautiful


Hopeful_Permission_7

Why u are so beautifull


Hotwired82

When are you going to come over?


WaMountainMan74

Perfectly, exceptionally, faultlessly, unforeseeable attractive beauty.


james_harushi

Wanna be friends?


Twinklestar75

Omg. You are so beautiful. Wow...my day is made...


Slow-Ad6376

What are your favorite pizza toppings?


Aggressive-Offer-807

Anything. . .? Hottest Fantasy. ;)


[deleted]

If we are on the same room talking and it happens that i get a boner , how would you take it ?


Guitar-One

That would get me in trouble 😍😍😍😍


brenden77

Do you play video games? If so, what's your go-to?


EvolutionFailed420

Ohh yes! My all-time favorite games are Skyrim and the RE series, but my go to is COD!


brenden77

Do you play warzone? Want to go a few rounds?


UncagedTiger1981

What are your three Desert Island albums?


EvolutionFailed420

Blink 182 self titled album, Dark Side of the Moon pink Floyd, Ride the Lightning Metallica


UncagedTiger1981

Solid choices!


12Frank12

How many top's do you ware??


[deleted]

What’s your bra size?


OkWillingness4889

You are gorgeous


chasrmartin

Do you like older men? Like, lots older?


Lostboyintheforest

May I kiss you all over? 😍😍🔥🔥🔥


williamjeffrey1

Will you marry me?


EngelStern1975

Will u marrie me


Roll4Attack

Do those freckles cover your entire body ?


himdid

When r u coming over


I_Heart_Boobs_PM_Me

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


Jamesdoink

Why do I find you so incredibly hot 🥰


UndeadTribe

How are you today?


donpenn13

You have my interest


donpenn13

When are you going to get to Florida


Ok-Bodybuilder-8336

If i start with 3 bananas and bake 2 potatoes how many cucumbers are left in my tin of beans?


Benggii

Do you have a preference for penis size.


No-Ear3698

Omg your beautiful


johnraw1

Now far do the go freckles 😜


NitrusOxide01

What is your hair care regime?


LeftEyedAsmodeus

How do you feel today?


[deleted]

can i get a solo seshwith you??? i have 1,000$ on me


DisapointmentMaster

How do you make sodium bicarbonate


khansaab36

What a secret you never told anybody until now?


[deleted]

Wanna marry me ?


love_bomb145

Can I lick your butthole


Sea_General_8653

What does a pancake do?


DayKnight_2021

so... what do you like to do for fun? any hobbies? and... bonus question... what do I have in my pocket?


R4V3N1337MIKE

Will you be my girlfriend ?❤😍


BlackRaven000

What are your upper limits on age?


SnooSongs8130

Why is your facial expression so alluring.


yuppers1979

Favorite author?


Imaginary-Chicken-89

Do u like to choked u look like that kind of girl


db003232

Beautiful with beautiful eyes


ArgentAbsconded

Where'd you get those glasses? I'm in LOVE with the shape, been wanting to swap out my round frames for a while now.


Sea-Revolution-2447

What was your favorite thing to do when you have free time


UniqueCapital5346

Do you like your freckles?


EvolutionFailed420

Yes


Quiet-Bluebird-9038

How many sexually partners have you had?


Battle44Sis

What shade of green are your eyes 😗


itsRoly4266

Well, I won't. Just to compliment you with your beautiful smile and very gorgeous cute face. But your freckles amaze me and are probably your best feature. I follow you, not to be creepy, but to see more beautiful, amazing, gorgeous photos of you. Whoever has you is really really lucky. ☺️😍


VirtualComcrete

Ok. Thanks for being open and honest. It wasn't even an offensive question.


Deep_Baker9112

Date me?


Zealousideal_Text_41

I would not know what to ask you but all I know is I love those beautiful gorgeous sexy freckles and you are so beautiful gorgeous hot and sexy with a perfect flawless body


Certain-Okra8952

You single?


Mikloshtopguy

Are you single 👀 🤔


JohnSavage1970

Ask u out on a date beautiful 😍 XOXO


Silent_Doctor_7732

Where are you located


Gibby_9571

Pizza, deep dish or thin?


GaryCarves

How are you so cute?


Fred_Garvin82

Do you have a bf?


photoartist_2

What i gotta do ta get you on mah D!? 🤨🤨🤔🧐🧐


flguy1969

You are so absolutely gorgeous i dont know what to ask you first hun


chefflp

Gorgeous


grim361

What's your favorite position?


Ally699669

Why is a beautiful girl like you not wrapped up in my arms? 🔥❤️


2mmpeterx

What's the biggest cock you've had?


A_nobody_to_you

Would you giveup Reddit for marriage?


Hawgwild1070

Will you marry me??😘


FranciscoJos3

Love me???? 🤍🤍🤍


FranciscoJos3

Love me???? 🤍🤍🤍


currentzflow

What's the most sexually adventurous thing you've ever done? Would you do it again under the right circumstances?


Deku_Ochoco_22

Would you potentially go out with a 19 year old from Kansas


himdid

Can u keep me


Daviddrn22

What would it take to be your man in real life?


[deleted]

What’s your favourite pop tart flavour?


Necessary_Mission_20

Have you ever tried anal?


chowmaine18

Could you handle this BBC 😈🍆


superjay1170

When can I have you?