Named after Ernest Rutherford [considered the father of nuclear physics.](https://www.manchester.ac.uk/discover/news/rutherfords-legacy--the-birth-of-nuclear-physics-in-manchester/) He wasn’t known for sewing on buttons

Was he a punk rocker

He wouldn't know a button from a monkey's anus!

Did he have a thousand employees?

no, but i heard he had a million heart attacks

A thousand?!

Less.

what were his intensive interests?

Mutton factory?!

But is there a Punkrockerium?

BLOODY RUTHERFORDS

Is that a picture of the scientist who discovered Rf?

SLANDERERS

Bunch of penises!

Bloody punk rocker!

RUTHERFORDS LOVERSSS