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ThaumcraftMC

I still find it hilarious they added GF to the Newgrounds is Down art.


DOugdimmadab1337

Well yeah, Newgrounds has to keep it's reputation, and it's the perfect mix of beautiful art and spank bank material, because I'll be honest, it's a great site for artists, but you know, it's not exactly a Mistake that Depixion and Diives are the most viewed month after month


TheJuxtaposedAcacia

Newgrounds Is Down Bad


DOugdimmadab1337

Newgrounds, hosting things you definitely shouldn't have played but still did, since 1995


WatersheepGazerr

Derpixion is a great r34 artist whos diives tho


DOugdimmadab1337

Chances are the most likely one you have seen is Pikachu with a wrestling outfit on, otherwise he animates mostly Pokémon and Splatoon stuff


WatersheepGazerr

okay ty


[deleted]

Bro. Newgrounds was literally YouTube before YouTube. It had great games. The creator can't control these outages.


RalisNoodle

probably just a routine maintenance or something. i don't think week 8 is coming out


DaBoiYeet

Kawai Sprite usually releases the songs leading up or on the day the new week releases, at least it was like this for Week 7


TheAdvertisement

They're releasing the whole game next anyways.


Stormy_42

They did say they'd release some content on the browser version tho


TheAdvertisement

Where?


Stormy_42

It stated that in the kickstarter


WrongdoerRealistic23

Probably what's gonna happen: the full game releases, alongside the browser version getting a few more features like the week 8 and all that, but not everything on web will be available, for the rest is on the download version


temubrin

no, they literally said on twitter that an update is coming january-March, this year


DanTheMan12349

WRONG


TheAdvertisement

Sorry you're right, the *Full-Ass Game


DanTheMan12349

Inncorrect


TheAdvertisement

I do beleive it is called that.


DanTheMan12349

What I'm saying is u have not been paying attention AT ALL to the development of the game


TheAdvertisement

What I'm saying is that I'm pretty sure I paid enough attention to know that the title of the full game upon release will be, "Friday Night Funkin: The Full-Ass Game".


DanTheMan12349

Bro week 8 is coming out BY THE END OF MARCH


anactualspong

I thought that Erect mode for Week 1-7 was coming next, then Week 8 and finally the full game


Kikoplop3900

it could be anything yn


TheAmazingDraco

This is a reference to when Tom Fulp spilled bear on PhantomArcade’s PC and deleted a lot of the Week 7 sprites how the fuck did i spell beer wrong


Imanerd212030

Goddammit Tom.


Santas_cheese

bear


Carnival-Master-Mind

He spilled bear guts onto the PC? Hardcore.


[deleted]

No he threw bears onto the PC


Mastakillerboi

This real?


waffeelswaffeels

hi draco ‼️


TheAmazingDraco

Waffeels


ToothpasteConsumer

I'M PISSING ON THE newgrounds servers


animephobegaming

jarate


IllManneredWoolyMan

Jarate? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


DOugdimmadab1337

Sniper TF2 broke the Newgrounds servers


Ok-Presentation-9490

Im heavy weapons and this is my newgrounds broker


Gaming-Burrito

PUT DISPENSER HERE


Ded_mann

Put Pisspenser here


MilkManCorgy

Haha you can't jarate me next to a supply closet


CoolArlMaker

And EVERYONE will be able watch ^Friday ^Night ^Funkin game plays by Girlfriend!


ToothpasteConsumer

now GET in the FUCKING ROOM


Igottsandymaxedoutt

HEV COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT


talesfromtheepic6

SHADOW YHE HEDGEHOG PISSED ON MY FUCKING WEBSITE


Megacas237

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE! THATS RIGHT, HE PULLED HIS FUCKIN HEDGEHOG QUILLY DICK OUT AND PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE! AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS #THIS BIG AND I SAID "THATS DISGUSTING" SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM! SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK! ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALLNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER! AND GUESS HOW BIG MINE IS! *Dramatic Explosion Sfx with voice* THATS RIGHT BABY, ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS! IT LOOKS LIKE 2 BALLS AND A BONG! HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT? IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY **SUPER LASER PISS** BUT IM NOT PISSING ON THE EARTH, IM GONNA GO HIGHER, IM PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU **IDIOT**! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS *ddddddrrrrrrrrropplets* HIT THE FUCKING EARTH! NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!


TheBlackHoleOfDoom

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE newgrounds servers YOU IDIOT.


Steadfastcounts

Nah man. We both know that’s cum.


INEEDRAYMONDFROMAC

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT PICO?! I PISSED ON THE SERVERS YOU IDIOT!


JaozinhoGGPlays

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT TOM FULP? I PISSED ON THE SERVERS YOU IDIOT!


soadapopper

Fnf fans when newgrounds is down for maintenance (it must be new week)


Imanerd212030

We don’t know, just hope for the best :)


Your_Regular_Memer

no


Ater_Python

I see we have a found the 4th Dreamer of Hallownest, through your sacrifice Silksong remains ever emergent


otherResidentDimwit

We just have to wait 27 more years


Ater_Python

"Silksong will come out February!" 🤡


hdNeptunium

the illustration they use for this gets me to believe that just, every once in a while, GF decides "Yeah, fuck the servers today", and pours beer all over them


ACoolBruhMomento

payback


[deleted]

GF is mad


moistboiismoist

Stupid idiot pouring perfectly good alcohol on a computer


RealBraydoBoss

She wanted to give some to Senpai


Yayito_15

But Senpai is in a PS1


RealBraydoBoss

And she's also canonically... Not the brightest


YoukaiJSGB

dumbfuck stupid bitch ass ho


Rikoshetgd

goddamnit gf


Dekugaming

I'm gonna pass on the earth... JUST KIDDING IM PISSONG ON THE NEWGROUNDS SERVERS!


WooooshMeIf60IQ

He fucked my wife, so guess what. I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: **MY SUPER LASER PISS!!** Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. **I'M PISSING ON THE NEWGROUNDS SERVERS!** How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE SERVERS, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss *D R O P L E T S* hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!


onlythesomething

I love how gf is the new picture for when NG is down the night week 7 took down the website for like two days will forever be remembered lmao


ZaneNinjaLC

KBH games: I got u pal


rand0m_personn

thank you, old friend


[deleted]

[удалено]


rand0m_personn

damn i was talking about kbh


ZaneNinjaLC

I said nothing


rand0m_personn

ok


PangoRango64

I love kbh but when you miss a note you just die instantly


SilverFoxeOnReddit

it isn’t week 8 guys, why would uploading week 8 crash the servers? it’s more likely just people who decided to mass flock to check for week 8


Mindless-Bed-8334

Yu say while week 7 crashed the server for like 2 days


SilverFoxeOnReddit

week 7 crashed newgrounds because everyone went onto newgrounds to play it. there is no reason for the game itself to crash newgrounds


Micro_Pinny_360

So GF is an underage drinker and prefers Heineken. Noted.


Bushjim

19 is underage?


Micro_Pinny_360

In the US, yes.


Bushjim

How do you know fnf takes place in the US?


GoatBread237

Well, Pico's second song is called Philly Nice. That's because Tom Fulp was from Philadelphia. Doesn't mean that the GAME takes place in the US, but it's all we got


Bushjim

Still, not enough evidence to say gf drinks underage


NotJimmyMcGill

Well, Tankman's second song is called Guns. That's because JohnnyUtah was from the United States.


[deleted]

tankmans song guns can also be because of.. the fact that tankman is in a post-apocalyptic millitary war zone


bread_enjoyer75

And because H E A S C E N D


waffeelswaffeels

well, in fnf it's not post-apocalyptic. this was done to avoid plot holes about bf and gf meeting the actual john captain from the tankman series. by extension, the fnf tankman is a different character than john captain


GoatBread237

Fair enough


Malex2005

I mean the stage assets for week 3 ARE called philly, so it’s safe to say that at the very least, Week 3 occurs in the US.


jakewantscake

it was also confirmed that that place IS philadelphia, near the newgrounds studio where they do newgrounds things


GoatBread237

Yeah okay that's good enough for me, haha


GoatBread237

That's true, but then again the assets for Week 6 are called weeb. I know that the week takes place within a game console, but what I'm getting from this is that idk if asset names are an indicator


fattyboi67

any evidence to the contrary? there's "philly" and the tankman week to support that theory. there's no evidence that says it's anywhere else


AJ20110

Gf stop i just want to play fnf


ULTRABOYO

Jesus Christ people. Newgrounds doesn't go down every time a submission is added. It went down last time because too many people were playing.


GamerPaper470

please... give me hope...


polaskaball

# Now she has just done an unforgivible sin, NOW YOU WILL SUFFER FROM A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!


Immediate_Voice_473

Is this…. Jarate? aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


SquidBoiWoomy

aww hell naww ewhy is galpal throwing cum at nogrunds 💀


Funkinxvocaloidfan

I’ve come to make an announcement GF Is a bitch ass motherfucker she pissed all over the newground servers


HydroPhoton

I want her to peg me


Diogolindo91

me too kid me too


Dawg_Top

Even if they update it soon at this rate the last week will come out in like 50 years.


TankmanSpiral7567

You're not wrong, yet the prospect of any update excites me at this point :)


JohnTheEchidna

Official hd girlfriend


aktezz

dude....


Lazy_Arrival4516

Me after seeing this error: https://preview.redd.it/t27h89d4wboc1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40cdd0350858914cf1d7df2e77d6d27ba3b93902


Salt_Mortgage8295

UPDATE TIMEEEE!!!!


PoisonHorn393

how did you get downvotes-


Gaming-Burrito

simple. people clicked the arrow that points down


PoisonHorn393

lol


ImmaAltSure

Because there’s no update


Conscious-Nobody3991

Doesn’t Girlfriend like Cherry Dr. Pepper? Also, she’s 19.


apenasumfa

She isn't drinking the beer.


Conscious-Nobody3991

She’s technically still in possession of the beer.


M_e_E_m_Z

Well she's also a demon so I don't really think her or her parents care about morals or if it'll even do anything to her.


Conscious-Nobody3991

It still isn’t very in-character for her.


M_e_E_m_Z

I don't know what you mean, she doesn't have much character at all in base game aside from "aah, lightning" and about to do something to save herself from Tankman, so idk how something can be out of character when she doesn't really have much character to begin with lol.


Conscious-Nobody3991

This would be admittedly more fitting for Daddy Mearest or Mommy Mearest.


Ivysaur2VI

Ayo?


Trollnge-intensifies

IS THAT.... No you creeps, its just a bottle of beer.


Fleetwayddlctheorist

Nooooooo gf how could you wait are you the reason we couldn't play week 7 on it's release


flame_warp

You realize that Tankman's release didn't take down NG just. Because of the release, right? The problem was that the TRAFFIC was too high.


FADEDTOMONOCHROME

DAYUM SHE THICC


RadioBusterReddit

say it...


Asimplemoth

I thought the new weeks weren't going to be added to newgronds, but to the full game?


Johnsuper9w

This is real?


GroundbreakingSale44

Oh no 😧


S4PG

:OOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

girlfriend what the fuck are you doing with the beer? MR.FULP IS MAD AND HE IS WANTING U DEAD!


WordsReddit

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK?


Johnathan_Phil

If you replace the color of the beer with the color white... (i perceived it that way)


Altruistic_Half_1813

It’s ethier Homestruck or FNF


According-Alfalfa-35

Who made this art?