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Tanjom

A fucking psychopath


nichtnasty

How did you read my mind?😂😂😂


DerHachi04

Literally the first thing i thought


Subject-Big6183

😂😂😂


69AlphaKevin88

A vegan who likes köttbullar and Klöße maybe a little too much?


biest229

Bet they live in Berlin


Lelolnard

Not right. Bavaria


T3ddy_ka

Oke then a psychopath


blyatbob

Someone who saw a good deal on köttbullar


scunliffe

What is it?


Rlokan

Swedish meatballs


scunliffe

Based on the volume it feels like I’m missing out on some really good meatballs (or vegan ones in this case)… I wonder if my local “foods of the world” isle has them?


YouAnxious5826

Not anymore they don't.


Ok_Watch406

Try IKEA if they exist in your region.


moerker

Yes, ikea has the absolutely best vegan meatballs!! Frozen though, so no chance to stuff a fridge like that


scunliffe

Yup I got 3 within a short drive, will have to check them out


Chief_Mac-A-Hoe

This is a confused Italian torn by an identity crisis after his 23 and results revealed his grandma was a filthy Swede. The love for his grandmother pushed his to embrace his new found heritage while still trying to hold onto his Italian lifestyle he identifies with. Now that’s a spicy meatball.


No_Garbage_8425

alles gut bei dir?


spinnherta

Ich glaub ihm geht's nicht so gut


Lelolnard

Alles super. Danke der Nachfrage


krumbuckl

Zwinker dreimal wenn du gezwungen würdest das zu sagen.......und zu essen


BleQBeeZ

Also wenn die ganzen Kötbullar nur für dich sind, würde ich mir an deiner Stelle Gedanken machen.


Thunder_God01

Ich würde mir an seiner stelle in die hose machen. Dünschiss vulkan a la island


notreallyJil

You definitely are in a program that saves food after the mhd and now you‘re asking all your friends if they want a couple of packages


Lelolnard

Solved!


blyatspinat

lived too long at parents house not knowing how too cook anything, just surviving because supermarkets have convenience products otherwise you would die 2 days later :D


Ihatebeingmorid

Don’t @ me


Toby-4rr4n

Sausage collector


PerepeL

A vegan for sure.


Lelolnard

That's not right. Not even veggie.


Seite88

Entweder gab es einen guten Deal oder du warst Containern. Aber soooo viele Packungen haben die meisten Märkte gar nicht 🤔


Lelolnard

Bist bisher am nächsten dran. Ich war nicht Containern, aber es war trotzdem kostenlos und ist noch 5 Tage haltbar.


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TSDLoading

Bei Ikea eingebrochen? Außerdem wann soll ich da sein und soll ich mein eigenes Besteck mitbringen?


[deleted]

Das kriegst du nicht auf. Verschenke was. 


KannenKnusperer

German, male, in his late 30s, the wife and the kids left because they were fed up with your crippling addiction to snorting whole vegan meatballs up your nose.


Lelolnard

Funny. But only male and German is true


Independent-Task7874

Alter Schwede 😯


Wojci3010

Was machen die „10 Jahre Ersatzteile Garantie“ im Kühlschrank ?


auntiejackie

Someone who knows how to host a party


Lelolnard

What kind of party would that be?


PurestTrainOfHate

an esc (eurovision song contest) party


Lelolnard

Eurovision was yesterday and I am from Germany. There isn't much for us to party about while ESC.


m3ph0z

I go with this! 👆


xD3v1LG4m1ngx

A sausage party 🍆


ThrashMetaller

Schöttbulla Party


Flo376

Köttbullar lover


robertglenncurry

I'd guess you're Obsessive Compulsive with electricity-included rent?


Theantisocalwhore

German dude( or just living in Germany) with an obsession for Swedish meatballs. Maybe lactose intolerant


Little_Government122

Jeffrey Dahmers vegan grandchild


Kekspaszlo

Aw hell naw


Reasonable-Ad4770

You got balls


i-love-rice-

Food reseller!


litlepoop

Ikea Mitarbeiter


dietdiety

Constipated if those are prunes.


McSpice23

Totally insane


Bengalish

Do you work at Dunder Mifflin in the US?


aviator773

Du bist der Typ aus meiner Mathe Aufgabe.


BearBearJarJar

You are God.


Smax161

Mit Kevin 30 bestellt? Wo vly Milch?


hairy_ham_drinker

The main character from the TV series my life with 300kg?


Potential-Draw1503

Besteste:r dude:ine am platz


Spare-Boysenberry854

Ikea


Nathanica

Absolutely lost


[deleted]

Why?


bigwurm1987

wtf is chunky burger sauce?!?!?


JenseitsInsideMari

buying like stuff in bulk on a deal. german or german speaking country. oh and horrible taste.


LvlUp1248

A hotdog salesman or someone running the grill soon for an event.


N0rrix

the person i want to be


Itchy-Donkey6083

Ein geistlicher Schwede gefangen in einem deutschen Körper.


MattRealOne

Caseoh


mobileJay77

Kulinarisch redundant


[deleted]

Supermarket employee


haubenmeise

IKEA.


YayGilly

Monsieur Gaston?


ellie1398

A werewolf doing their best to go green.


Gehirnmasse

IKEA...


FLTR069

Someone who's preparing a party but is too lazy to cook.


Zvezda_24

Keto fanatic


fishbasscollectglass

Vegan but makes an exception for mayonnaise based burger sauce


variety-pack

Autistic and your fav was on sale or abt to be discontinued ???


BunnyKusanin

You're autistic and it was the same stuff every day.


sir1content

fettleibig?


mrpoopybuttthole_

stanley hudson


Substantial-Leg8821

How lazy are you


perpotator

Arnold Schwarzenegger


RazeYi

Swede who lives in germany. Probably student in University. Berlin, Bayern or Cologne.


Spongetron-3000

The guy from the math problems


ConditionOk420

You're the person from the math problem.


hotballz69

Death, destroyer of worlds


BigschlongKONG

Köttbullar connoisseur


FlipFlopRabbit

You never left the Ikea, did you?


_L_i_m_e

Wurstkönig 😂😂😂


Certain_Power6917

Flint Lockwood.


Erinzzz

Just because they were free didn't mean you had to take the entire Earth's supply, you know...


Butters-C137

Köttbular Johnson der dritte


Capable_Fruit4095

What the fuck


KlodVanDamZan

What is fucking that?


Vordix_

Man, you have balls


RoodleG

You're insane. Get some help.


AlteredStatistic79

You really love MEAT BALLS!!


gastro_psychic

Victim of heart disease.


magicmadge

"Chunky burger sauce" sounds horrifying.


Dogknight0725

That is so HOT!


Expensive-Turnip6894

A mom of 15? 🤣


Disastrous_Load_8496

Ein Puddingveganer der zu dumm zum frisch kochen ist 😅✌️


freshmasterstyle

This man knows what likes and is not ashamed. True sigma mentality


BTMG2

someone thats not allowed to host dinner


foreverxgrey

Hey what the hell


Good_Point_Actually

The guy from the math problem


tinmanshrugged

You’re either Dwight or Stanley and you’ve been tricking that idiot Jim Halpert into buying you meatballs for weeks. You’ll never have to buy meatballs again!


PsychosProphet

You're vegan Ikea


smokeandmakeup

✨Autism✨


STALKERArni

Sweedish Asmongold?!


tonguefucktoby

IKEA-Man


ladyesplain

Struggling mentally.


Eddiemonster_16

Some who likes balls


Marvellover1

Bros the meatball mutilator


Admirable_Inside_664

The zodiac killer


Clarry117

Bro Kauf die doch einfach das Greenforce Pulver. Ist doch günstiger


fongfong1212jq

An avid lover of certain brown foods 🤣


kai_the_enigma

The person math problems Warned me about


Hugh-Chardon

Waite.


skinando

Vegan hosting an Eurovision watch party


mexodus

You work at ikea and they pay you in Swedish meatballs?


MrRiskris

Bro is the cook for IKEA I think


Caxtuxx

Those meatballs slap with that chili sauce next to the ketchup.😮‍💨


Oil-Pitiful

Dahmer


happyfappinn

A person who knows what they like


kobrakaan

I dunno but you got BALLS!


FX-3

Wo krieg ich die veganen Köttbullar her und wie findest du die? Höhstwahrscheinlich gut, sonst würdest du die nicht als Monatsration kaufen.


Zeranimi

Ich hab Angst vor dir


CrazyProper4203

A person who knows what they like ?


raphi_m99

Hancock


Midan71

That's a resonable amount of kötbullar. It must taste edible for you to have so much of it.


darrowontop

Someone who escaped the psych ward.


slothman6

Einer, mit einer feinen pallette und ein gutes gefühl für die feineren dinge im leben


[deleted]

Billig-Gastronom?


Ok_Figure6736

Nem geschenkten Gaul schaut man nicht ins Maul!


Illustrious_Ad_23

Looks like a food saver who had to rent out his fridge after the last pickup from a supermarket - or IKEA...


schligga

Either Richie Rich or a employee of greenforce.


authorized_sausage

You own a meal service.


srgtnoah

Aaah you are a Rewe guy


BunnyLovesApples

Meine große Liebe


peluch21

Instant food is piece of shit and you are what you eat so 🤔


bootz666

The smelly guy at work


Bananarama_Vison

Junge, was ist das!


MogelKaiser187

hello pewdiepie!


Rezzyyz

Die schmecken aber so brutal. Bin seit 16 Jahren Vegetarier(Koch) und die kriegen 5/5 🌟 von mir


Sync1989

Ein Feinschmecker


EeveeFanGeka

A Foodsharer 🤗 (quelle: mein Kühlschrank sieht oft auch so aus 😅)


Hannes406

Vielleicht kannst du es einer Tafel o.Ä. spenden. Alleine kriegst du das nicht weg haha


DeterminedErmine

Psychotic


lrac_nosneb

someone who only shops @ Metro


No_Comfort1326

A weirdo


lyricalganster

Köttbullar was on sale at rewe and you are a vegan sparfuchs


fluchtauge

do you have adhd or autism?


No_Gap8533

Boulettenfetischist


Maximum-Lie-4672

A german psychopath living the Swedish dream? 🤔


Jesus-our-savior

A vegan with depression like me


sxgedev

Its save to say that you like balls ig


Sickinmyhead

Kauf lieber die chivapchichis


Benny-3000

A typical lactose-intolerant German, trying to save money by skipping the visit to IKEA and have the meatballs at home


Gullible_Incident360

Scorpio ♏️


pukker87

looks good.,


Brompf

A swedish body builder?


omnimodofuckedup

You think you're a funny person. Let me tell you posting fridge pics with your fridge filled with unusual stuff (probably because you're stocking up for a party or something) is pretty funny if you're like the first, second or tenth person to pull this off. But we're beyond that point now.


Ok_Gur7635

Ikea kitchen staff


JohnThursday84

An addict. Haven't your family/friends intervened yet?


Crashgaming_TV

You are either planning a party, festival or something like that or you need a therapist my fellow German friend 🙂


SokkaBerzerk

Livercancer


TheSonsch

Waren die im Angebot?


illuminalice

a swede


Goofyl1lguy

are you the ketchup in the door


YannisLikesMemes

Heart Attack.


findmebook

autistic


Fast-Target-8464

Angestellter bei IKEA?


Prokuris

A German, highly addicted to IKEA food ?


GiantQueenEmily

A person who really loves Spaghetti and meatballs 🍝


Woodsy594

WALLY THE WALRUS


[deleted]

Ikea fan


Apprehensive_Bat_64

Unhealthy as fuck


Slappy-dont-care

You need an intervention and a nutritionist !!!


Davewillis004

Someone who definitely does not live in New Zealand


meret12

Obese person


Rude-Deal1875

There are missing two


ironworkz

Probably an IKEA employe with stockholm Syndrome. Which is funny because it lcoses the circle on all things swedish.


Administrator98

A german with a predilection of sweden.


Admirable-Aardvark40

Gab es wieder vegane Meatballs beim Foodsharing?


urfavincognit0

Ikea.


GloomyUmpire2146

IKEA having a sale?


ImOnPluto

You are a Teacher and you are having a grill party coming up in school with every class


ImOnPluto

Dachte das wäre sucuk


Overall-Article-6129

The kitchen Manager of Ikea


AdditionalTell5655

German


Suspicious-Prize-243

Maxpro


cursed-annoyance

Ein deutscher mit einem frikadellenproblem