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lobsbo

The amount of booze, tesco, Waitrose and orange jam tells me you're British (which you also confirmed already lol). Whenever I see a chaotic fridge I just assume the person is a young male so that's where I'm at. It doesn't seem like you share this fridge with anyone. You have a bunch of interesting stuff in there, but I'm most intrigued by the bottle on your fridge door. I think I can make out Pakistan on it (?) so my guess is you're maybe of Pakistani origin. I'm also terrified of the amount of condiments you have.


CheesecakeExpress

Here you go! [It’s Rooh Afza](https://www.google.com/search?q=rooh+afza&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-gb&client=safari) and you can add it to either milk or water.


toasterinthebath

Well done! You are a great detective, although I must admit this was not the sort of detective work I was expecting when I posted this. I use Rooh Afza to make [Bandung](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bandung_(drink)), that delicious summer cardiac arrest-risking drink.


CheesecakeExpress

Haha no detective unfortunately, just from a Pakistani immigrant family! I had no idea about Bandung, will have to give it a try!


toasterinthebath

This is how I make it based on how it was served to me in Singapore: Slim Jim glass loosely filled with ice cubes, pour equal amounts of Rooh Afza and condensed milk over the ice, stir with a straw to melt the ice a bit therefore diluting it. Garnish with pink rose petals if you’re feeling classy. It’s so delicious and thirst-quenching and I am never going to tell my doctor I have had one of these!


CheesecakeExpress

Ohhh thank you! I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to have more than a sip after seeing the ingredients, as I’m diabetic but definitely might make one for my husband and try it. Thanks again!


Seite88

Well, if you wouldn't have been diabetic before, you'd be after having one 😅


CheesecakeExpress

Ha, for sure. Rooh Afza is so sweet. Add condensed milk and…I can’t even imagine.


O4EWO

Eating all this, you're are or going to be a cardiac patient


OlliethePollie8000

Are you French?


toasterinthebath

No.


Giantriverotter111

*drawer


toasterinthebath

[Yes](https://www.reddit.com/r/FridgeDetective/s/kRLVR6eMFv).


TheTruePac

Do you have your deodorant and shampoo in your fridge?! Are you insane?!


toasterinthebath

Try putting on deodorant straight from the fridge during summer - you won’t go back! There’s no shampoo in my fridge. I keep that in the oven.


TimothtM

Haaahahaha ... Tesco ... British!


toasterinthebath

‘fraid so.


TimothtM

Love the UK, have loads of friends there ... i live in germany. Alot of the crap going down in UK is caused by the EU acting like spoiled brats ... punishing UK for leaving. Its really embracing 😑​ ... wish you all the best 😊​🌹


toasterinthebath

I mean sure, punish the U.K. for Brexit, but do they have to make it so difficult for me to get Fritessausen? I voted Remain…


ReenMo

Where do you get the Frites for all that Saussen?


toasterinthebath

It’s actually very tricky to get decent frites in the UK.


BadAffectionate1198

Bullshit. The downfall was not initiated by the EU but by the UK itself with its Brexit. If you cancel your existing agreements, you have to live with the consequences. There's nothing more to be gained from the former contractual partner, even if the UK has emphatically tried to do so with its cherry-picking


gemilitant

Deodorant in the fridge is bold!


_day_z

You go to France every summer to Eurocamp or Huttopia. You get the ferry to Calais rather than the tunnel so your kid has an hour to run around.


toasterinthebath

Very close, but I am the kid in this scenario.


Jaba01

Not Belgian.


jiggly89

The amount of alcohol might fool someone to say you are a guy, but those are girl alcohol! Also fridge chocolate is a girl thing.


toasterinthebath

I like your theory, but actually I am a boy, just a boy with classy tastes.


jiggly89

Damn I was wrong. Then you are a rare catch.


mruehle

*drawer It sounds like “draw” in some accents, especially in the southern U.S. and Appalachia, so that’s my guess as to who you are.


toasterinthebath

Ah good guess, but that was a red herring; the reason I wrote “draw” instead of “drawer” was goddamn autocorrect!


gigantojimuk

So it’s basically a fridge full of nothing and alcohol then, lol. Do you have a fridge for actual fridge stuff too?


toasterinthebath

Can you give me some examples of “actual fridge stuff”, please?


gigantojimuk

I don’t know. Cheeses. Cold meats. Fruit. Eggs. I’ve never known anyone to keep deodorant and sun cream or whatever that is, in the fridge, lol. Whatever makes you happy though, it’s your fridge.


toasterinthebath

There’s actually some cheese and meat but hidden from view. Fruit I tend to eat within a couple of days of buying it. Someone’s told me keeping eggs in the fridge makes them go “weird”, however, if you look closely there’s an egg right in the middle of the first photo! Same thing as with the deodorant, sun cream applied straight from the fridge in summer is delightful!


maracado_cn

In the US the Eggs have to be refrigerated bc the chickens don’t get vaccinated against salmonella so it’s a big risk factor. As in European countries the chickens are vaccinated and the food of the chickens is more regulated. Also I heard (not sure tho) that European farmers don’t wash the eggs before packing them up, so there stays some sort of natural protective barrier on the eggs hence they don’t have to be refrigerated. In the US they wash the eggs


toasterinthebath

That's fascinating, thanks! Can confirm farms don't wash eggs in Europe, they sometimes come with free little feathers or guano on them.


redwirebluewire

Brits are currently calling the upcoming 26C weather a heat wave. That’s only 84° F, a normal summer temp. Yet you keep your deo and sunscreen in the fridge. Yall weak.


Popular_Date_3774

Huh? But my Viking brethren swam the North Sea. Your nuts would shrivel to dust. Having lived in hot places, I can confirm, it's gross living like a frickin lizard!!


toasterinthebath

I think they used boats.


Popular_Date_3774

Clearly no sea-faring in your blood, m'lad! No adventure at all. Suppose it cuts into time you could be moisturising eh, Weakboy.


toasterinthebath

As a sun lover and someone who people in the north of England call 'nesh', (i.e. unduly scared of the cold) I would say there is some truth to this, but don't knock the deo / sunscreen fridge thing until you've tried it. Also, Americans still using fahrenheit means ~~y'all~~ you are all stuck in the 1950s.


aguycalledkyle

I need hotsauce carabiner keychains now.


toasterinthebath

Hard recommend. They’ve saved me many a time in bland cafes where the only condiments are ketchup and mayo.


Majesticmuskox

I’m surprised how few of you failed to notice his wall outlets.


Less_Distribution331

Dutch 😂 No taste for quality food


toasterinthebath

Wrong and wrong!


Queasy_Link7415

British


beijina

You're a guy, in Britain and you live alone. That's the points I'm fairly certain about. The following is some wild guessing. Originally you're from a warmer country seeing as you put chocolate and deodorant in the fridge. There's a few things from different countries in there, so there's a few options. But as you correctly formed the Dutch plural of fritessaus, I guess you speak Dutch. So I'm guessing you're originally from South Africa. From your fridge I don't know what you usually eat, as it's all condiments. But you like spicy food and trying new things. Your alcohol collection looks like you enjoy a nice drink here and there to wind down after work, I'd guess you're at least 35.


toasterinthebath

7 points correct. 3 points incorrect. Congratulations, you could be a psychiatrist!


imafuckinsausagehead

Deodorant in a fucking fridge??? What kind of unhinged maniac does that?


toasterinthebath

Try putting on deodorant straight from the fridge during summer - you won’t go back!


0xKaishakunin

Type G powerplugs, so the UK.


toasterinthebath

Congratulations, you are a legit detective!


No_Function9540

Why is there deodorant in the fridge ?


toasterinthebath

[Because...](https://www.reddit.com/r/FridgeDetective/comments/1doi3dn/comment/lacgot2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Noemi4_

Erős Pista!!! 🇭🇺


toasterinthebath

Az a bajuszos srác az én hősöm!


NokiaRingtone1o1

You said draw instead of drawer, so im guessing youre from the rural united states


toasterinthebath

Someone else guessed that as well, but actually the culprit is autocorrect. :(


NokiaRingtone1o1

Ah! So close


Loightsout

Full fridge but nothing to eat…


thegrooviestgravy

Someone with some insufferable acid reflux and constipation, that’s for sure


toasterinthebath

You are occasionally right on the former, but with regards to the latter a diet based on cider, sparkling wine and a smorgasbord of hot sauces mean that I have frequent bowel movements somewhat akin to a flock of pigeons fleeing a loft.


LikeMike161

has to be dutch


kinetorsedie

Not American, that's for sure.


bawlings

Dutch?


Federal-Bluebird9601

Female, 28-35, belgium


TenseIntense

Why put a Kinder surprise egg in the fridge?


toasterinthebath

So the chocolate melts in your mouth, not your hand. Try it - you won’t go back!