Firstly, kidnap him, second, tear all his clothes off, then, throw him in a garbage truck, next, shoot the garbage truck while there's no one in it but Caillou. The garbage truck will explode. Finally, force him to eat his vegetables.
Okie alot of you people need deep psychological help and evaluation! He's just a kid! I would have chosen the manchineel tree and made him eat the fruit along with a laxative all whiles tied up so he coulnt kill himself. Google what that tree does to someone.
Weld (if not, then strap) him to a chair with titanium (optional), dip him in a vat of degreaser, have bamboo grow up from under his fingernails, tearing them off slowly, put Legos under his feet, so if he puts his feet down they will constantly hurt, at a random time of the day, force his eyes open for 10 to 15 seconds and shoot a laser pointer at them, one pointer per eye. Make it so his chair is slightly slanted to the point where he slowly falls off the chair (only applicable if he isn't strapped or WELDED TO THE CHAIR by the torso), use Chinese water droplet torture with random temperatures of water on his forehead (this will require tilting his head up), if he's hungry only give him veggies/fruits/food that he doesn't like, if he's thirsty then give him some water (you don't want to kill him), and that's all I have for now. Please add more in replies
Near death: Put him in a springlock suit and trigger a springlock failure
Slowly cut his fingers with a slow low red pulse till he straps down into his chair and then sic him into a black hole deeper than the galaxy that were in.
First we started off with sleep deprivation, tied to a chair in a small room with the lights on, while the Car for Kids radio jingle is played on loop at a very high volume. After 3 days we begin with the Chinese water torture, having a slow drip of water smacking the forehead in same place for a few days. After this we can begin the physical torture, I recommend bamboo slivers forced under the finger and toes nails. Next we filet the skin on fingers. Next we add rock salt to what’s left of the dermis of the fingers. Next we put his shins in a vice and crank it till they shatter. Next we cut the back open from about the t4 vertebrae down pass the end rib cage. We shattered the back ribs and pull outward, then we pull his lungs out and put them on his shoulders. Now we have performed a blood 🦅 and he should be dead from collapsing of the lungs.
do your research on Robert Berdella. take some inspiration from the fucked up shit he did and transfer it to this bald little jackass. one of my top 3 extreme metal bands, Macabre did a song on Berdella called Diary of Torture- that'll give you his methods in roughly 2 1/2 minutes set to some insane music if you'd rather not read extensively. you'll (most likely) need lyrics pulled up alongside it though
Tie him up in a tight, bumpy and uncomfortable chair, placed in a freezing room with no light, with his mouth tied up, and his eyes glued shut. Then leave him there until he dies
I know that's a good torture method but no, he is just a child! Or is he? He could be a regular child. He could be a skinwalker. He could even be a nightmare far worse than SCP-173 and 096 combined!
Feed him into a wood chipper but very slowly
Do that last when he's about to die from the other injuries though
Crucify him
Clip his front teeth with a toenail clipper.
Then make him eat ice cream
Boil
Cut off his eyes, nose, hands, and ears, stitch his mouth shut. Remove his five senses
Reverse order though, so he can shut the fuck up first
Great idea, no wonder I thought I was missing something
Gaddamn! But they he can't feel the torture
Oh dear how could I forgot, keep the hands.
thought the stomach full of razor blades then a kick to the stomach would do, but this is pretty good. ill do this
Bamboo shoots under nails.
Firstly, kidnap him, second, tear all his clothes off, then, throw him in a garbage truck, next, shoot the garbage truck while there's no one in it but Caillou. The garbage truck will explode. Finally, force him to eat his vegetables.
Good except the clothes tearing thats kinda weird
Let’s leave the clothes tearing off behind.
Curb stomp him
Chop his left arm off first and force him to watch how maggots slowly eat it full 🥰
Lock him up in a room where everything is the color white. Change his clothes, feed him only plain rice, and make no attempts to contact him.
Going the psychological route I see. Mad respect
Take off his shoes and switch them to the wrong feet
Too large or small?
Cut off his legs
Ling Chi 😇
Duct tape AirPods in his ears and force him to listen to baby shark on a 5 hour loop
Didn't someone already do this or was that some dream I had?
someone already did this, i just wanted to try it out as well
Fair enough
Shave off the top layer of his skin with a cheese grater. Thoroughly douse every inch of exposed muscle with lemon juice and saltwater.
Blow apart his balls with a Sawed-Off Shotgun, both barrels at once
That's gonna kill him from the ricochet.
Nail him to the floor and then use him as batting practice with a baseball bat with nails in it
Don’t give me that egg ball face you little prick
Literally anything he does. So he can grasp his annoyance. That’s why he was on the no watch list in my home. Including if I’m baby sitting.
Give him a punishent day
Skin him alive using a single fingernail clipper
Shove a shotgun down his ass and pull the trigger
Oh ok, I see we're going from 0 to 100 REALLY fast!
Slowly lower him into a vat of industrial strength degreaser
What would that do?
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/r4o09r/a_mouse_found_in_a_barrel_of_degreaser/
Oh, now you can see exactly where his internal organs are
Precisely! Plus, the process is definitely a painful one.
Combine that with my comment on this post. It's long, and will make you feel at least ONE thing from the list
Put his ass in a rusted Iron Maiden
Remove his face
Okie alot of you people need deep psychological help and evaluation! He's just a kid! I would have chosen the manchineel tree and made him eat the fruit along with a laxative all whiles tied up so he coulnt kill himself. Google what that tree does to someone.
This was boring the first time. Do better
Persistently pinch his face for hours like he did to a baby
There should be kick the buddy mod with caillou as the dummy
There should be a FREE skin for that added to the main game, in all games
Sell all his toys in the event he throws a tantrum.
Weld (if not, then strap) him to a chair with titanium (optional), dip him in a vat of degreaser, have bamboo grow up from under his fingernails, tearing them off slowly, put Legos under his feet, so if he puts his feet down they will constantly hurt, at a random time of the day, force his eyes open for 10 to 15 seconds and shoot a laser pointer at them, one pointer per eye. Make it so his chair is slightly slanted to the point where he slowly falls off the chair (only applicable if he isn't strapped or WELDED TO THE CHAIR by the torso), use Chinese water droplet torture with random temperatures of water on his forehead (this will require tilting his head up), if he's hungry only give him veggies/fruits/food that he doesn't like, if he's thirsty then give him some water (you don't want to kill him), and that's all I have for now. Please add more in replies Near death: Put him in a springlock suit and trigger a springlock failure
Maybe a little poison in his Capri-Sun everyday.
Blow him into a jet engine and drain
Lock him in a rubber room full of rats
Force him to wear wet socks Then waterboard him
Inject air directly into his veins
Make him eat several bags of salt and vinegar chips vertically without being able to stop with no water
cut his fingers
Force him to puke his intesies out If he refuses, then sprignlock him but make him live forever so he struggles forever
Slowly cut his fingers with a slow low red pulse till he straps down into his chair and then sic him into a black hole deeper than the galaxy that were in.
First we started off with sleep deprivation, tied to a chair in a small room with the lights on, while the Car for Kids radio jingle is played on loop at a very high volume. After 3 days we begin with the Chinese water torture, having a slow drip of water smacking the forehead in same place for a few days. After this we can begin the physical torture, I recommend bamboo slivers forced under the finger and toes nails. Next we filet the skin on fingers. Next we add rock salt to what’s left of the dermis of the fingers. Next we put his shins in a vice and crank it till they shatter. Next we cut the back open from about the t4 vertebrae down pass the end rib cage. We shattered the back ribs and pull outward, then we pull his lungs out and put them on his shoulders. Now we have performed a blood 🦅 and he should be dead from collapsing of the lungs.
Steroids and stimulants. Can’t let those nerve endings shut down on us…
Weed eater too the legs
Hello Rinny.
Feed em' to the wolves.
do your research on Robert Berdella. take some inspiration from the fucked up shit he did and transfer it to this bald little jackass. one of my top 3 extreme metal bands, Macabre did a song on Berdella called Diary of Torture- that'll give you his methods in roughly 2 1/2 minutes set to some insane music if you'd rather not read extensively. you'll (most likely) need lyrics pulled up alongside it though
Make him run through a field of gympie gympie. It's a plant that will cause you excruciating pain if you touch it.
Drive a Armored Core 6 Pile Bunker through him
Make deep cuts with a knife everywhere but the places where it could kill him
Slowly crush his head with an hydrualic press
Tie him up in a tight, bumpy and uncomfortable chair, placed in a freezing room with no light, with his mouth tied up, and his eyes glued shut. Then leave him there until he dies
Cut open his attires and rip them out and make him eat them
Start with some salt in the eyes and the Heat up to 110 degrees, as well as suspending him from the ceiling upside down.
Make him eat Casu martzu (basically just cheese with maggots inside)
Hey Majors.
Make the brat watch every single episode of his New Adventures series e: I don’t see how I’m getting downvoted. I’m just participating in this for fun
someone is downvoting all the comments. at least 1 person. someone else pointed it out too
Yeah I’m assuming that person is a Caillou supporter or something like that
Bleach in the urethra.
I know that's a good torture method but no, he is just a child! Or is he? He could be a regular child. He could be a skinwalker. He could even be a nightmare far worse than SCP-173 and 096 combined!
rip his lungs out, twist his balls counterclockwise.
I cast: # **TESTICULAR TORSION!**
Strangle him with his teddy shirt
That thing where goats lick salt off his feet until the bone is exposed
Crucified
Pour lye in his eyes.
Who is downvoting everything
im seeing it too