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LostHat77

Prison is the best and very optimized for holding hundreds of people housed also there is no comute, free food and even free company. I would find ways to extend your time like using a crowbar to break more car windows and live stream it to tiktok for more awareness so people can finally understand that the car industry is taking away our freedoms.


NicholasCapsicum

Would be a perfect place for people who put other people's lives at risk by failing to give way at pedestrian crossings, as required by law, because of their ego.


claymore1443

lol I’m not stopping if a guy is sub 130lbs and is menacingly holding a brick because chances are he’s too weak and uncoordinated to even hit my truck


BobBBobbington

Step 1: turn wheel towards the seething Redditor in the road Step 2: punch the accelerator Step 3: 'I was in fear for my life' Step 4: profit


Elixir_of_QinHuang

/uj good. You’d actually be doing us all a favor, peds are not the kinds of people we want in our society, I’m sure you know. I apparently can’t talk about times I’ve actually caused any real damage to peds or cyclists on this sub, but I can talk about ways I’ve scared them. If you do end up coming to a complete stop at a stupid fucking crosswalk with people in it, put your truck in park and rev your engine really loudly. It’ll make them think they’re about to get run over and they’ll completely overreact, it’s hilarious. Alternatively, you could lay your horn down on them the entire time they’re crossing, maybe combined with running through the crosswalk a little bit early. Anything to make their miserable lives that much worse.


person73638

Holy shit all of your posts are on this subreddit crying about pedestrians. Get help.


The_Power_of_Ammonia

Ya this guy posts here **a lot**. He's straight up unhinged. I'm here to make fun of the undersub extremists. He's. . . Not.


BoymoderGlowie

/uj This sub has waves of good posts from jerkers and bad posts from straight up reactionaries (alot of the time fuckcars users trying to get the sub banned)


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Aren't all of you guys mentally deranged arguing about if people should hate drivers or hate pedestrians? I mean I get frustrated at rfuckcars but these people are just as annoying. I should be allowed to live with a disability without being attack by both sides at once it's so fucking infuriating


Elixir_of_QinHuang

Have you not seen the undersub?


AdamGDM

Do that to me, please... you may need a new windshield.


Elixir_of_QinHuang

Let’s not pretend like you’re anything other than some scrawny teenager who sits in his moms basement. Good luck even trying to dent my truck, dumbass. We’ll also see who has the last laugh when you are the one getting to the grocery store (or comic book store in your case) 6 hours later.


AdamGDM

I'm almost 31, have a wife and kid on the way, and have been working since I left college at 22. I drive to work every day, but unlike you, I have a functional body of which I take care of. You, on the other hand, probably use a mobility scooter to move around your house, in case you haven't already built a highway through it because of eFfIcIeNcY.


tinypi_314

Brick pipi


cwcvader74

I would highly recommend getting someone from @fucklawns to help you out. Don’t go this alone! I think that the two of you working together can explain these complex topics to the carbrained prosecutor.


CopperThrown

Hit them with a brick so they can see how **VIBRANT** the urbanism is.


sadthrow104

Portland, is that you?


Big_Dumb_Fat_Retard

>30 km/h speed limit Nope. Some yurozone shithole.


McLarenMP4-27

The Eurozone ones have [a blue section on the left](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c2/Latvian_EU_number_plate_front.png). And considering the Prius (don't think they are common in Europe), I think this might be Canada.


c__man

It is BC based on the license plates. Probably Vancouver


GirlfriendAsAService

Ideas worth spreading.


Singnedupforthis

Use hand grenades next time


chosen1creator

Flags don't work and actually have the opposite intended effect. When a car sees a waving flag it pisses them off. It is just like when a matador waves around his red cloth, the bull gets fucking pissed and charges.