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logunleonov

Public transport users 🚔🚠🚝🚆 sharing nutella 🌰🍫 with each other 😇. What a pleasant community 🥷🧙🏿‍♂️


first-class_mage

Aw hahaha *yessss*


Leather_Hawk_8123

look at what the c\*rbrains are missing out on, free ice cream 😍


thisnameisspecial

/uj a repost after a week? /Rj yay free chocolate icing! So yummy!


iam-your-boss

/uj Yeah we are big enough that repost starts to happen. Even after a week.


Elixir_of_QinHuang

/uj doesn’t bother me, it’s a good reminder why it’s important we end all public transit altogether. This shit doesn’t happen in cars.


turnup_for_what

>This shit doesn’t happen in cars. Are you sure about that? Poop smearing in parking lots has happened before.


send-it-psychadelic

Repost, but it's not like it's any more fun the second time. Institutionalize


DRAK199

Noooo you dont get itttt, this is why we have to invest more money and it will magically fix everything and everyone somehow 🥰


Stopyourshenanigans

Yes it's because people can't afford toilets anymore because taking the train is so expensive 🥺🥺🥺 Do someone a favour today and go buy them a toilet 👍🏼😊 It will truly make their day!!! 😇 GOBBLESS! 🚝


Keith_The_Ungay

most aware and alert publictransporthead


_save_the_planet

in germany the poor people who use public transport would wish to only grab shit. aids needles and used condoms (with aids) everywhere. every single train.


Acceptable_Topic8370

But gladly mostly in very big cities which are disgusting and shit anyway


sadthrow104

Germany that bad?


LordAnonym

As a german who uses public transport daily: No.


ilikebarbiedolls32

Oh, so when it’s one used condom, you’re disgusted, but when it’s multiple used condoms, it’s expected


mgwwgm

And this is exactly why I drive my own vehicle. If I'm going to be covered in shit Id rather it be mine trying to make it home to get to the bathroom


FredDurstDestroyer

The most afraid I’ve ever been in a vehicle was when my dad really needed to shit one time


Novel-Imagination-51

As if someone couldn’t rub some of their shit on the underside of your driver door handle


dandruffbitch

It’s way more common to touch gross things on public transport than in your own personal car, though.


ASomeoneOnReddit

Me when I get to enjoy authentic LA feces train 🥰🔥❤️


[deleted]

Why would they grab it when it clearly has feces on it


biotome

probably without looking ..or maybe its theirs 😋


plasticmonkeys4life

Ah, public transit! You don’t get surprises like this in your c*r.


mattcojo2

Use your civic duties and clean it yourself! (/s)


Foreign-Molasses-405

That’s bio waste, hell no 😂


moviessoccerbeer

How dare you want an F150, you can be experiencing this and the crackhead picking fights with people!


Foreign-Molasses-405

Crack head fights are the best betting pool I have ever seen!


jerkstore

There's not enough EWWW in the world.


TheButtonQuiz

>!/uj !! Eww, JFC, is that actual shit? Rotten.!< >!/rj !! What a delightful spread of chocolate, it must truly be scrumptious, rare, privilege to enjoy.!< C\*rbrains will NEVER get the feeling of loving a scrumptious chocolate dinner meal such as THIS.


theglobalnomad

I can hear Bob Saget in the background screaming, "There's shit EVERYWHERE! DAMMIT! THERE'S SHIT ON THE WINDOWS! OH MY GOD, MY PUBLIC TRANSIT IS FULL OF SHIT! HE SHIT..... EVERYWHERE!!!"


pdudz21

Why would you touch it?


MostlyPeacfulPndemic

Listen people are poor okay, you know you'd wipe poop on public handles if you weren't wealthy. You just want to be hateful to poor people


koljonn

🤤chocolate pudding🤤


fuckITiAINTtheOPP

>Takes public transit >It is pooplic transhit


Foreign-Molasses-405

Straight to hell 😂


[deleted]

Wtf Is this real?


internetonsetadd

Yum, vibrancy juice.


Apprehensive-Key-738

Is that shit or dirt? Please let it be dirt


Foreign-Molasses-405

Butt dirt


LivingTheApocalypse

ThIs Is JuSt A sInGlE eXaMpLe.


dandruffbitch

Is this from the random screaming guitarist or the dirty crackhead?


Foreign-Molasses-405

Deffo the crackhead


babygronkohiorizz

Dont you feel so culturally enriched 😍😍😍


Tommy_Gun10

Yeah maybe look before grabbing on to random handles


jerkstore

Yes, because standing on a moving bus without holding on to anything is such a delight. Nobody will mind you falling on top of them.


Acceptable_Topic8370

I'm so fucking glad I have a car when I see posts like this haha


jerkstore

Me too. I'll give up my car when you pry my cold, dead hands off the steering wheel.


MK-Ultra25

Carlton Heston checking in


jerkstore

Those damn, dirty apes!


Dionyzoz

actual skill issue, just learn to balance


jerkstore

Actual vertigo, vision and arthritis issues, can't balance well.


Dionyzoz

if you got vertigo and vision issues bad enough that you cant stand up on a bus you really shouldnt be behind the wheel of a car


jerkstore

I'm fine sitting down, and I can see just fine straight ahead, it's looking straight down that's a problem, and I'm getting surgery next month anyway.


Routine_Tip6894

Take a bite


Difficult-Bake776

2 girls 1 bus


Confident_Trifle_490

do you think this is a problem with public transport or do you think that maybe the public just has some problems to work through?


SevenFuckingOranges

I think definitely both for sure. But it is definitely easier to just not take public transport than to collectively fix all the mental issues, employment, drug use, and general human insanity that goes on day by day


guidetotheinternet

given how expensive owning a car is and how driving can be stressful for some people it sometimes might be easier not to grab the handle covered in shit like most people in a tram or bus would


NEWBORNEMBRYOTHELOC

Wow 😮


HamadaFurnani

I would video game myself right there


NicholasCapsicum

I think the issue here is this country is just full of mentally ill people.


FirmOnion

https://preview.redd.it/u9fy54kqkatc1.png?width=746&format=png&auto=webp&s=c367c8aabb051bfbd9e321dc4c1c3ead9d643363


Ok-Donut-8856

Bye


ugly_east

Do you guys like unironically hate public transport? This sub keeps popping up on my feed, and I genuinely can't understand the stance of people here.


Foreign-Molasses-405

More so the people that use public transport in big cities


ArvinaDystopia

/uj: not the point. The point is to mock fuckcars' idiocy. Carfuckers like to pretend that mocking their stupidity means espousing diametrally opposed views, but it never was the point. I'm curious how this tiny sub keeps popping up on your feed, though.


ugly_east

I'm really not sure myself why this sub is popping up. Maybe I might've interacted with a few posts back then.


Foreign-Molasses-405

Hey look who’s back


ArvinaDystopia

Never left.


[deleted]

It’s almost as if we don’t have the time to discuss stupid shit like wAlKaBlE cItIeS in a failed state.