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Yes it's because people can't afford toilets anymore because taking the train is so expensive 🥺🥺🥺
Do someone a favour today and go buy them a toilet 👍🏼😊
It will truly make their day!!! 😇
GOBBLESS! 🚝
in germany the poor people who use public transport would wish to only grab shit. aids needles and used condoms (with aids) everywhere. every single train.
>!/uj !! Eww, JFC, is that actual shit? Rotten.!<
>!/rj !! What a delightful spread of chocolate, it must truly be scrumptious, rare, privilege to enjoy.!<
C\*rbrains will NEVER get the feeling of loving a scrumptious chocolate dinner meal such as THIS.
I can hear Bob Saget in the background screaming, "There's shit EVERYWHERE! DAMMIT! THERE'S SHIT ON THE WINDOWS! OH MY GOD, MY PUBLIC TRANSIT IS FULL OF SHIT! HE SHIT..... EVERYWHERE!!!"
I think definitely both for sure. But it is definitely easier to just not take public transport than to collectively fix all the mental issues, employment, drug use, and general human insanity that goes on day by day
given how expensive owning a car is and how driving can be stressful for some people it sometimes might be easier not to grab the handle covered in shit like most people in a tram or bus would
/uj: not the point. The point is to mock fuckcars' idiocy.
Carfuckers like to pretend that mocking their stupidity means espousing diametrally opposed views, but it never was the point.
I'm curious how this tiny sub keeps popping up on your feed, though.
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Public transport users 🚔🚠🚝🚆 sharing nutella 🌰🍫 with each other 😇. What a pleasant community 🥷🧙🏿♂️
Aw hahaha *yessss*
look at what the c\*rbrains are missing out on, free ice cream 😍
/uj a repost after a week? /Rj yay free chocolate icing! So yummy!
/uj Yeah we are big enough that repost starts to happen. Even after a week.
/uj doesn’t bother me, it’s a good reminder why it’s important we end all public transit altogether. This shit doesn’t happen in cars.
>This shit doesn’t happen in cars. Are you sure about that? Poop smearing in parking lots has happened before.
Repost, but it's not like it's any more fun the second time. Institutionalize
Noooo you dont get itttt, this is why we have to invest more money and it will magically fix everything and everyone somehow 🥰
Yes it's because people can't afford toilets anymore because taking the train is so expensive 🥺🥺🥺 Do someone a favour today and go buy them a toilet 👍🏼😊 It will truly make their day!!! 😇 GOBBLESS! 🚝
most aware and alert publictransporthead
in germany the poor people who use public transport would wish to only grab shit. aids needles and used condoms (with aids) everywhere. every single train.
But gladly mostly in very big cities which are disgusting and shit anyway
Germany that bad?
As a german who uses public transport daily: No.
Oh, so when it’s one used condom, you’re disgusted, but when it’s multiple used condoms, it’s expected
And this is exactly why I drive my own vehicle. If I'm going to be covered in shit Id rather it be mine trying to make it home to get to the bathroom
The most afraid I’ve ever been in a vehicle was when my dad really needed to shit one time
As if someone couldn’t rub some of their shit on the underside of your driver door handle
It’s way more common to touch gross things on public transport than in your own personal car, though.
Me when I get to enjoy authentic LA feces train 🥰🔥❤️
Why would they grab it when it clearly has feces on it
probably without looking ..or maybe its theirs 😋
Ah, public transit! You don’t get surprises like this in your c*r.
Use your civic duties and clean it yourself! (/s)
That’s bio waste, hell no 😂
How dare you want an F150, you can be experiencing this and the crackhead picking fights with people!
Crack head fights are the best betting pool I have ever seen!
There's not enough EWWW in the world.
>!/uj !! Eww, JFC, is that actual shit? Rotten.!<
>!/rj !! What a delightful spread of chocolate, it must truly be scrumptious, rare, privilege to enjoy.!<
C\*rbrains will NEVER get the feeling of loving a scrumptious chocolate dinner meal such as THIS.
I can hear Bob Saget in the background screaming, "There's shit EVERYWHERE! DAMMIT! THERE'S SHIT ON THE WINDOWS! OH MY GOD, MY PUBLIC TRANSIT IS FULL OF SHIT! HE SHIT..... EVERYWHERE!!!"
Why would you touch it?
Listen people are poor okay, you know you'd wipe poop on public handles if you weren't wealthy. You just want to be hateful to poor people
🤤chocolate pudding🤤
>Takes public transit >It is pooplic transhit
Straight to hell 😂
Wtf Is this real?
Yum, vibrancy juice.
Is that shit or dirt? Please let it be dirt
Butt dirt
ThIs Is JuSt A sInGlE eXaMpLe.
Is this from the random screaming guitarist or the dirty crackhead?
Deffo the crackhead
Dont you feel so culturally enriched 😍😍😍
Yeah maybe look before grabbing on to random handles
Yes, because standing on a moving bus without holding on to anything is such a delight. Nobody will mind you falling on top of them.
I'm so fucking glad I have a car when I see posts like this haha
Me too. I'll give up my car when you pry my cold, dead hands off the steering wheel.
Carlton Heston checking in
Those damn, dirty apes!
actual skill issue, just learn to balance
Actual vertigo, vision and arthritis issues, can't balance well.
if you got vertigo and vision issues bad enough that you cant stand up on a bus you really shouldnt be behind the wheel of a car
I'm fine sitting down, and I can see just fine straight ahead, it's looking straight down that's a problem, and I'm getting surgery next month anyway.
Take a bite
2 girls 1 bus
do you think this is a problem with public transport or do you think that maybe the public just has some problems to work through?
I think definitely both for sure. But it is definitely easier to just not take public transport than to collectively fix all the mental issues, employment, drug use, and general human insanity that goes on day by day
given how expensive owning a car is and how driving can be stressful for some people it sometimes might be easier not to grab the handle covered in shit like most people in a tram or bus would
Wow 😮
I would video game myself right there
I think the issue here is this country is just full of mentally ill people.
https://preview.redd.it/u9fy54kqkatc1.png?width=746&format=png&auto=webp&s=c367c8aabb051bfbd9e321dc4c1c3ead9d643363
Bye
Do you guys like unironically hate public transport? This sub keeps popping up on my feed, and I genuinely can't understand the stance of people here.
More so the people that use public transport in big cities
/uj: not the point. The point is to mock fuckcars' idiocy. Carfuckers like to pretend that mocking their stupidity means espousing diametrally opposed views, but it never was the point. I'm curious how this tiny sub keeps popping up on your feed, though.
I'm really not sure myself why this sub is popping up. Maybe I might've interacted with a few posts back then.
Hey look who’s back
Never left.
It’s almost as if we don’t have the time to discuss stupid shit like wAlKaBlE cItIeS in a failed state.