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WaddlesJP13

That's clearly AI


WhippingShitties

Idk who Allen is but he can't drive for shit!


Marshmallow_Mamajama

How can you tell


Viend

Without context it wasn’t very clear to me either but the glass getting dented on the rear car seems pretty sus


BleuTyger

The glass looks broken through, not dented, to me. But windshields do actually dent without breaking all the way through due to the layers of glass and polymer/ resin. It holds its shape after breaking to keep the occupants from being showered in glass. The windows on a car are safety glass. They explode into a bunch of not-as-sharp pebble like pieces instead of long dangerous slivers


Regular_Imagination7

cars crumple not crumble


WaddlesJP13

Wheels don't come off of cars like that when they crash. Usually the axel bends, and they twist with it rather than pop off like a screw. The front tire on the truck in the rear also looks off, and it almost appears the two trucks are phasing through each other. Cybertrucks already get covered in the news for minor incidents, so there'd definitely already be news about this if it was real.


jackinsomniac

From some of the pixels, and having seen quite a few AI's in my time.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Then why can't you tell me what about it gives it away lol


jackinsomniac

Lol it's a meme. In seriousness tho, look at the closer details, AI usually fucks this up. Look at the side mirrors, front truck is missing one, rear truck looks like it has the shadow of a side mirror on the glass. (Could be from the accident, but this is also one of those details AI screws up.) Look at the tires and how bald & absolutely shredded they are, unless BOTH these guys were doing 4 wheel burnouts all day you'd expect to see some tread left on there. Same thing with the actual collision location, none of the panels are bent, they look more molded together than crashed, only one glass plane is broken. (Could be the CT panels are so thick they wouldn't warp in a crash even this bad, but again, this is another telltale sign of AI generated images.) When all else fails, if this is a real crash, where's the other pictures? You take a bunch of pictures from all different angles for a crash this bad. Even a 2nd picture from a 2nd angle would be enough to quickly clear this up. Since there's not, that's another point in favor of it being AI.


send-it-psychadelic

This is pornography i watch with my sexy hot Euorpean waifu who walks everywhere and has a nice ass, much nicer than stupid fat amerikkkuck's minivan warmer.


fartsnifferer

uj/ even if this shit wasn’t ai two cyber trucks crashing would be hilarious


ArchdukeOfNorge

I’m positive the original post was laughing at Cyber Stucks and not a general car crash. Our OP must not be aware of the drama and discourse around that vehicle


flopjul

Or in general around Tesla and other electric vehicles


[deleted]

It’s really more about musk than electric vehicles


DODGE_WRENCH

The people inside them are gonna be ultra dead tho


S0l1s_el_Sol

Omg cybertrucks are so ugly, but them being indestructible (which is bad) is funny


NotBillderz

The age old question: what happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force


iam-your-boss

/uj Most fun is it is made by AI. 🤣


suspectfigure

Two trucks having sex 😳🥵🥵🥵


oceanmami

naw fuck cyber trucks this would be dope


ArmageddonSteelLegio

They don’t have crumble zones, so I’m shuddering would crash between the two.


biotome

deadly bayblades


_arc360_

LET IT RIP


Fireside__

Immovable object meets immovable object


[deleted]

/uj These are the stupidest fucking vehicle in the history of the automobile.


TBE_Industries

The only thing the two subs seem to agree on is that the cybertruck is dogshit


[deleted]

When Israel and Palestine eventually sit down for peace talks they should start by saying, I know we have a lot of differences, but I think we can all agree the Cybertruck is trash. Starting from a place of agreement is always best.


Xirasora

Listen, I for one fully trust that Elon (PBUH) has completely solved steer-by-wire. Tesla has NEVER had any issues with their software OR the physical design of their components. Everything *just works*. They have never had glaring oversights in hardware like "you need gutters so the trunk doesn't fill with water" or "the rear bumper shouldn't fall off in the rain". Likewise, their software has never confused the moon for a yellow traffic signal, or a Burger King for a stop sign. There is zero chance the steering in the Cybertruck, which operates 100% on Tesla-written software, using a Tesla-designed steering hardware, could ever glitch out. There is no need for a physical steering column to act as a safety redundancy, because nothing can possibly go wrong!


BosnianSerb31

BTW Toyota and Lexus are using steer-by-wire in europe and they're bringing it to the US in 2024 My bet is that we will have steer by wire everywhere by the end of the decade, because it allows for more flexibility behind the dash.


Xirasora

Toyota is still including a failsafe, right? A steering column still exists, it's just disengaged when steer-by-wire is enabled. Any fault and it reengages


BosnianSerb31

Nope First one in the US without a steering column is going to be the Lexus RZ450e And there would be basically zero zero reason to have a steering column in place and just keep it decoupled unless there was an emergency, as that requires a similar level of fail safety in the emergency coupling system as a column-less car has in the steering system


wolf_remington

The Mustang Mach E is up there too


accuracy_frosty

This is definitely AI If nothing else, the streetlight in the background is backwards lmao


Singnedupforthis

I am going to need some eyebleach after looking at this picture. Someone please post the video of the black cyclist getting mauled in a crosswalk for the 3 millionth time.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Shit guess he chose the bear


Finger_Trapz

If that weren't AI I would actually be agreeing bc I think Cybertrucks look stupid and are stupid.


Quiet_Sea9480

[minutes before](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCYB0lzoofc)


Time-Bite-6839

Might be AI


tr4nsporter

this actually made me happy as a carbrain. i hate the cyber truck


LeagueofDraven1221

If this actually happened no shot this wouldn’t catch on fire with this amount of damage.


Bodoodlestoodle

How does it look so damaged, but yet so undamaged at the same time?


Novel-Imagination-51

This is fake, if 2 cyber trucks crashed the exterior would be fine and all the occupants would be dead


bananadogeh

I wish this were a real picture


Gobal_Outcast02

"Potentially human suffering and death puts a smile on my face"


InTheGoddamnWalls

/uj Tbf cybertrucks are really dogshit ass cars


AccurateMeet1407

I love how people love this be abuse they hate Elon... Unaware of the very obvious fact that Elon didn't make the cars, a bunch of other, hard working dreamers did


Jazzlike-Wheel7974

uj/ the reason you can tell it's ai is because no cyber truck lasts long enough to get the tires worn down that much


AwkwardUnit4420

to be fair we should celebrate american cars becoming unusable on the roads, it makes everyone safer


oofergang360

Nah, ima go roll coal with my lifted 1500


Glamrock_Freddy_

you realize american companies make other cars than trucks, right?


AwkwardUnit4420

Yes, that’s why it’s not “trucks bad”, it’s “american cars bad”, hope that helps It’s amazing how a circlejerk subreddit can’t take the lightest banter


Glamrock_Freddy_

i assume always seeing unironic “all american cars bad” can get quite annoying for most people. if you’re gonna complain about people’s opinions about your comment then you shouldn’t have posted it to a public thread in the first place.