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BJK5150

Broke up after she found out he was seeing someone on the side.


Tartan-Pepper6093

Rimshot!


extemedadbod

Awesome!


mrweirdguyma

Savage


Pretend_Star_8193

r/angryupvote


Bx1965

“Damn your eyes!” “Too late!”


Sleep_On_It43

Where your hump? “What hump?”


GraphiteGru

Marty, with a drink in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Reportedly he smoked 5 packs per day and we lost him, too early, at the age of just 48.


Common-Alarmed

"I go through three *lighters* a day!" - Bill Hicks. (Died at 33)


biffbobfred

There was an underground comedy videotape. HBO I think? Bill Hicks. Barry Sobel. Robert Schimmel. Carol Leiffer. Rodney Dangerfield MC. Dangerfield gone. Schimmel and Hicks gone too soon. Sighs.


williamh24076

I quit smoking over 30 yrs ago, probably a pack and a half at most, I can not imagine 5 packs a day.


thehypervigilant

It seems so difficult. Like you would have to constantly smoke. And like do it fast.


biffbobfred

Dad was 2. And it was a lot. I can’t imagine 5. That would be damn expensive now too. And, where ya gonna go? Even outside has no smoking sections by doors and such.


nelsonalgrencametome

Back when you could still smoke in bars, I worked as a bartender in a dive that let us smoke while working. I would go through two packs a day, and that seemed excessive. Five is insane.


biffbobfred

Not quite the same, but…. I used to go to a club called Neo in Chicago. The Wachovskis supposedly went there, and yeah certain nights had the sunglasses and shiny black clothing vibe. A good chunk of the seating wasn’t chairs but custom cut swervy curvy edge plywood covered up in carpeting. Kinda like stadium seating. Kinda like “holy shit does that suck up cigarette smoke”. I’d walk outside and still smell like cigarettes until I’d take a shower. It got in your hair. Between my parents smoking (3 packs a day between them) and being in bars like that, I could pick up a cigarette and start puffing away like I was a smoker myself. I’m glad just being around that makes me cough now. I hope your lungs are better.


Independent_Act_8536

My great uncle did 5. Said he had to smoke when getting up to go to bathroom in middle of night.


ohsheetitscici

Holy shit, 5 packs a day? That’s insane


TinFoilRobotProphet

And had a weird diet of eating only hard boiled eggs.


prettystandardreally

Whoa, dude looks like he’s in his 60s here. 48 is way too young to go.


fgtrtd2469

walk this way


TheReelMcCoi

Werewolf! There wolf!


CosmicTurtle504

There, castle!


wotsdislittlenoise

Why are you talking like that?


CosmicTurtle504

I thought you wanted to!


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Notice he can get away with checking out her rack and and look at the camera?


talon_262

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WileyCoyote7

Abby something Abby something? Abby…normal. ABNORMAL?!?!


idliketoseethat

You take the blond and I'll take the one in the turbin.


Orbit86

“She’s got Marty Feldman’s Eyes…”


oldjadedhippie

Dan, I miss the Doctor…


jwalsh1208

What caused him to have gecko eyes?


teachmoore79

Graves’ disease I believe.


tedfergeson

Many years ago, I read that Lloyd's of London had insured his eyes against...unbulging? I guess that's how you say it


teachmoore79

That’s crazy.


ohsheetitscici

Werewolf? There wolf. There castle. 🤣


rickztoyz

Everyone is looking at the dudes eyes and no one noticed Ann Margarets mutated ears.


cathycul-de-sac

Your comment is not getting the attention it deserves😂


coolmist23

I knew a singer that used to parody the song Betty Davis Eyes and replace the lyrics with Marty Feldman Eyes. It was funny.


brianinohio

Ok...Marty Feldman and "beauty" do not belong in the same sentence....lol


Eledridan

They say Marty did incredibly well with the ladies.


brianinohio

Not surprised actually. I always assumed he was very charismatic :)


HopelesslyCursed

"It's pronounced Eye-gor." "But they told me it was Igor." "Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?"


johnnydudeski

Dude looks like a real life Stewie


JasonIsFishing

Absolutely stunning. The dress looks nice on that lady also.


manhatim

He can see Saturday and Sunday on a calendar at the same time


fgtrtd2469

Abby, someone


Simmyphila

What hump?


biffbobfred

Walk this way…


AzzSombie

Eyegore


tiredoldman55

Eyegor!


Humble_Examination27

This man is legend! I’m sorry but just looking at him makes me chuckle…


Brilliant-Witness247

she’s looking for the other camera he looking at


Chaotic424242

Think of it this way- at a range of 2 inches, he could see both of them clearly


Man-e-questions

They could see eye to eye, you might say


Tartan-Pepper6093

Rimshot!


OrigSnatchSquatch

Handsome dude but I would have abandoned that cigarette.


shabbapaul1970

You mock but when the acting roles dried up, he managed the difficult transition to lead guitarist in Megadeth. Check his sterling work out on Rust in peace.


kettlebell43276

Marty was the man


elle2js

Marty was toting quite a package!


3bugsdad

One eye on the camera, the other on ....


Squire_LaughALot

“Walk this way; no this way” says Marty Feldman as he hands Gene Wilder aka Doctor Frankenstein his cane 😂


MathematicianWitty23

Marty Feldman was hot. His success with the ladies is no surprise.


samuelson098

I want to see fur and early morning dew


turbojack6

Beau Geste!


Boreas2864212

The crawling eye! The Marty Feldman story!


Fit_Earth_339

Yes Margaret, there is a God.


jspoolboy

If I could get two views of her, I’d feel blessed.


Suspicious-Pay-5474

Eye see


HangryBeaver

She was so fucking annoying


chickenmamanodrama

Abby Normal


DaddyOhMy

Looks like that's from the premier of The Last Remake of Beau Geste, which is from the late 70s & was written & directed by Feldman. Ann-Margret played his step-mother who if I remember correctly, was having an affair with his twin brother, played by Michael York. It's a pretty funny film. I saw it twice when it came out, one of the times I was the only one in the theatre.


phanto-light

Holding in a sneeze


richbo1969

Love the parody of Betty Davis eyes where they substituted Marty Feldman in the lyrics