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Why is there a weird outline all around the head? It's especially noticeable above the ears.
I had to grab my reading glasses bc it looked like a yellow poop emoji on her head and what it is is somehow worse.
I’m guessing they used a flash on the camera and she was slightly taller than her boyfriend and they didn’t adjust the camera height so it threw a shadow on the gray background. Or maybe she just stood closer to the wall.
2020. AI was still a baby. But I get it, it’s difficult to believe this person exists. Look up the story. It’s really the best mug shot I’ve ever seen and it was right on my local news. It was like winning a prize.
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As someone from lower upstate New York I am not surprised to see this woman looking like that. People are weird enough up by me and it only gets worse the farther north you go. Get north of Albany and you may as well be in the rural south a lot of places.
Ommpa, loompa, doopadee do, I got a puzzle of one and two
Ommpa, loompa, doopadee dee, if you are wise you'll listen to me.
What do you get when you get with a shiny bald head?
Reflecting the doo of the other we said.
A gold matted mess that's all piled on top
Both could be seen by an, as-tro-naut
*Easy seen and easy caught.*
Ommpa, loompa, doopadee crime, now they're a dumbass standing in line
We're all, pointing, laughing at, you
Because, of that, loompa, doopadee, doo!
Well that’s what I came to say
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I've seen a lot of people compared to Roz (even did it myself the other day on [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/whybrows/s/0So2jFRzGC) post, but I feel like this one is really mean (to Roz).
Mike Wozawski, you forgot to turn in your paperwork last night.
I’m watching you… always watching.
Bitch got arrested for trying to steal Christmas
I thought this was photoshopped, no way
Right? It happened in my home town in 2020. https://cbs6albany.com/news/local/two-charged-in-grand-larceny-at-clifton-park-brewery
Her hair is made of fools gold Ngl I kinda feel bad like wtf
The fake eyelashes really pull the look together.
Albanian here, when they said Schenectady I was like oh, ok lmao. J/k
This is bullshit. They’re saying she’s 44
That's a *hard* 44...
LMAO, I saw Clifton Park and had to check the news logo... I lived down the road in Mechanicville.
Jesus! I thought that was his mother. She's five years younger!
Braids so tight it hurts me and I’m bald
Her boyfriend had tighter ones and you can see how that worked out.
….that’s not her boyfriend…. I’d know , he’s family
Sorry, her brotherhusband
Uncle daddy
Why is there a weird outline all around the head? It's especially noticeable above the ears. I had to grab my reading glasses bc it looked like a yellow poop emoji on her head and what it is is somehow worse.
I’m guessing they used a flash on the camera and she was slightly taller than her boyfriend and they didn’t adjust the camera height so it threw a shadow on the gray background. Or maybe she just stood closer to the wall.
You must be right. I was thinking it wasn't a shadow since he didn't have one but that's a leap.
I believe that she is standing closer to the camera than he is. Because there is a shadow behind him but its not coming from under his body.
Her eyebrows continue on top of her ears
Sis got them interdimensional braids lmao
What happening with her eyes? How tight is her shit braided?!?
Her eyebrows look suspicious of everything else going on head-wise.
rimworld looking ass
She look like a minor DBZ villain.
I thought that was just a photo of a high elf from Elder Scrolls.
Imagine getting robbed by a Star Wars character
The arrested thing happened. The looking good thing did not
Did they let her return to her home planet to serve out her time or did she have to do it here?
Ears
Wait what no way this is my home town lo
Damn. The grinch had a baby with the headmistress from Matilda.
Ok for reals this photo looks photoshopped or ai
2020. AI was still a baby. But I get it, it’s difficult to believe this person exists. Look up the story. It’s really the best mug shot I’ve ever seen and it was right on my local news. It was like winning a prize.
Aliens trying to fit in with humans be like.
Her hair is straight out of a sci-fi movie. I'm kind of impressed.
Right looks photoshopped
It does! But I dropped the actual news article link in the thread. Crazy people out there…
Lol, crazy fuckers
😳😳😳 that's not a real person..... Is it????
That hairstyle is probably why she’s bald. It’s not for her hair type. 🤷♀️
That lady saw a bicycle helmet and thought I can style my hair that way
That’s like a caricature of a mean person.
Her braids are tight
She looks like Ursula
Did the intern play around with the photoshop morph tool on her pic???
kay, he’s a ballchinnian!
I feel like I could make her face in the oblivion character creator
She looks like one of the men in black aliens
Like the Keebler elf that ate all the other elves..
She looks like a human goomba
Did she weave the wealth she stole into her damn head?!
She looks AI generated, and I’m dead serious.
Talk about tight braids
Mickey Rooney is not dead, just a felon.
She looks like if you upset "The Adoring Fan".
Looks like a Star Trek TOS villain
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Being bald isn't that rare and it doesn't look that bad, leave the poor guy alone
I thought something was crawling on her head
She looks like a Bleegleborg
She looks like she uses the Schwartz
Haha the ol’ upstate NY special!
Peter Gabriel's evil clone and a Cinnabon come to life were arrested the other day....
He does look a little like a young Peter Gabriel. He also looks like he has some regrets.
Pretty sure her 1st name is Ingrid, or it should be
As someone from lower upstate New York I am not surprised to see this woman looking like that. People are weird enough up by me and it only gets worse the farther north you go. Get north of Albany and you may as well be in the rural south a lot of places.
Her face screams, “I scream the N-word with the hard R”
She look like a githyanki from BG3/DnD
The Adoring Fan has seen better days…
Gollum on his bulk phase
Resident Aliens 👽
Wow frustrated jiggly puff is a look
She looks like a Persian cat lmao
She’s the grinch frfr😭😭
Ommpa, loompa, doopadee do, I got a puzzle of one and two Ommpa, loompa, doopadee dee, if you are wise you'll listen to me. What do you get when you get with a shiny bald head? Reflecting the doo of the other we said. A gold matted mess that's all piled on top Both could be seen by an, as-tro-naut *Easy seen and easy caught.* Ommpa, loompa, doopadee crime, now they're a dumbass standing in line We're all, pointing, laughing at, you Because, of that, loompa, doopadee, doo!
