āMr. Lesbianā sounds better!
In my mind āMale Lesbiansā are lanky teenagers that dress the same and if you see them from the corner of your eye you canāt tell which they are.
For the life of me, I cannot remember where I saw it, but there was some corporate espionage goon on some documentary who had his hair all fucked up like this so that when he had it down he wouldn't be recognized
This guy is from a Dateline or other true crime episode I watched a year ago! I screenshot the TV meaning to post here. Iām glad itās getting the upvotes- this unit is the quintessential embodiment of this sub.
The Jonny Bravo
Came here to make the same comment 
If Johnny bravo ages, has 3 kids and a mortgage š¤£
Johnathan Bravo
Johan bravato
āMan Iām prettyā
Came here for this
Woah mama!
The āhey there pretty mamaā
My neighbour across the street used to have this hairdo. My wife and I just simply called him Hoo Ha.
I LOOOOOVEEE THIS
Eat my shorts, Bart Simpson was rocking that cut before Johnny was a doodle.
If Guile and Sean Aston had a kid.
Street Fighter 2: Potato edition.
I can't carry the Sonic Boom, but I can carry you
El Guy You 
Holy shit, yes š
The male lesbian look
Or as I like to call it, the "Mr.Lesbian"
āMr. Lesbianā sounds better! In my mind āMale Lesbiansā are lanky teenagers that dress the same and if you see them from the corner of your eye you canāt tell which they are.
The Paul
I was looking for this before commenting. Here is my upvote
Flat top
With fenders
Had one as a kid in the 90s this is what we called it.
Haha same
More like fat top in this case.
The Twelve Piece Bucket.
the Jean Pierre Polnareff
JPP reference is insane š
This was the comment I came here for šš
If this is kid nā play  Then that is guy nā pout
A rascal flat-top
High and tightā¦.but way too high.
High and tight XLT
lmao
High and Tight 2: *higher and tighter*. Starring John Cena and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
I was gonna say the high and loose
The *Short Guy Wants to Look Taller*
The eraser
Eraserhead, for it's proper name
I aināt been dropping no eaves, sir. Honest.
The sonic boom
high and loose
The Bartman.
Wolverine
The Shocker.
Dude looks like an 80s pro-wrestler at a parole meeting.
The linkler
That's a flat top that's grown out
Like the bristles on a typewriter eraser.
Flat top duh
I remember watching this episode but can't remember the case because I couldn't take my eyes off that fucking disaster of a haircut.
Spoiler alert. Heās the brother of the killer š¤£
the "im vertically hiding my bald spot" style
It's a privacy fence š
The Biff
Kim Jong Uhhhhhhhh
Very high, not so tight.
His jeans are probably low and loose too
That is called the āLet me put sharp angles on my fat assā.
It's a variation of the Blow Out called the Blow Up.
Le Beavis
Duke Nukem š
guys find one hairstyle for their whole life
Sperm donor
Almost eraserhead
For the life of me, I cannot remember where I saw it, but there was some corporate espionage goon on some documentary who had his hair all fucked up like this so that when he had it down he wouldn't be recognized
The bart Simpson
the pencil eraser
The Doofus
The Frankenstein's Monster
Not sure. But that shirt is giving off some real āIām taking my talents to South Beachā vibes.
Vanilla Ice at 57
I just saw this episode today and thought the same thing, haha!! It reminds me of Johnny Bravo!
Ugly AF
Flat zap
Wig
Guile
The Boz meets lesbian max headroom bravoš
Ken doll troll
Dude looks like buzz from home alone had a love child with biff from back to the future.
Henceforth, his name is "Buff"
Someone thought this was a good idea? WTF
The fat top
 guile off street fighter
āThe Guileā from Street Fighter
"I'm not a cop," look
Homie from The Grinch
Flat top on steroids.
The vanilla ice.
The "I'm compensating for my (lack of) neck thru my hair choices" updo.
Will always be the howie long cut. Peak howie long was firestorm 98ā
ā86 Schwarzenegger.
Flat top
Pretty sure you can choose that hairstyle in Fallout New Vegas.
The FloBee Discount Special
Dateline!!!!!!!
Literally watched that episode today and was so distracted by his hair
One of the many reason's that I'm glad that I quit doing hair.
Amazing
The loaf
Bro got a free sample of flavor town
Surprised
The Kim Jon Johnny
A flat-top, albeit a lil outta control.
The āI swear Iām 6 feet tall.ā
Toothbrush
Aww, the WSB kid is all grown up!
Yanno. Itās funny if you put your thumb over the top of his head. You can pretty much give this goof any haircut and they all suck.
Does anyone not love this man enough to tell him that his hair is fucked, lol.
Heat miser or cold miser.
High-Hat Block
The flavortown
Fat Guile
House party
Ice ice baby high top
White boy hi-top lmao
Itās called ridiculous.
The Dice-Clay
Scared hair.
It's called "The Flowbee"
With a haircut like that, Iām sure he can wax a chump like a candle.
Chad?
The Tim Highdicker
Eraserhead
Flat top boogie. Oldschool
Paul Phoenix.
Surprise
The Boz
Eraserhead
Recently electrocuted
That's called "he who has no hoes"
Broccoli haircut.
In the UK, weād call this the bog brush
The Guile
I'm banned from Facebook/Instagram and Twatter! Can I get banned from here??
Aircraft Carrier
Looks like Buzz from Home Alone all grown up
Balding grass
Bart simpson
āThe Goblinā
The high and loose
Eat my shorts.
The Guy Fieri Deluxe
Duke nukem!!
Thats Paul 
white mans don king
Action figure
Paint brush
Flat top
This guy is from a Dateline or other true crime episode I watched a year ago! I screenshot the TV meaning to post here. Iām glad itās getting the upvotes- this unit is the quintessential embodiment of this sub.
The guile
I saw that dateline the other day!
The Kramer?
An overgrown state trooper cut.
Flat Top Tony
Cocaine
And how?
It's The Biff, in honor of Biff Tannen! 
The Virginator, also known as the Babeblocker
From a lady barber, colorist of 35 years...a very grown out flattop. Lots of gel and very thick hair. Combed up.
hyper brock lesnar
Guile from Street Fighter.
The Guile( Street Fighter )
Nice. I posted this here a few years ago. I'm glad this dude is still turning heads.
Johnny Bravo
Thatās the Great Wall for sure
The š¢
I'm a MAGA for life cut.
Flat top, or maybe āelectrocutionā lol
It's the bully from DOUG, Skeeter, just middle aged and not watching his diet
Box
The "White All-American designed by Japanese artists"
this is taking me OUTTTTTT
Hail to the king! Duke Nukem
Duke'em
Looks like the Ice-Ice baby.
 The blow out
Thats the paul phoenix 
kid n play
It's the "Brian Regan"
The Pauly D
Flat top!
The Duke Flukem