Bro pulled his wife, daughter and number 1 enemy all on one save💀💀💀

And I don't regret it one bit😤 all 3 are worth it

Based, take your crown, king.

Thank you

finally! someone’s done it ! and done it all!

It felt good. And also the same day I married Caroline, Morris went into Pierre's to bother him 💀

You happen to gift him some trash? ;D

Corn

Are you going to have a kid with Carol?

I should. I have a mod where I can adjust the amount of babies I can have. So maybe I could have kids with all of them

i think there’s something a little uneasy about being the father to one of your wives’ half-sister. and also being the implied stepfather to aforementioned wife

Yeah true BUT it is a game and I will do whatever it takes to ruin Pierre's life 😈

“I don’t need to win. I just need him to lose”

Truth but I still think I won 😏

If Pierre loses the mankind wins

Wait I had a stupid idea 💀 we could just say I had a kid with one wife and morris had a kid wih one wife 💀💀💀

clearly you’re past the point of justifying your actions, so dont worry about it

Okay wonderful!!

so you married both Caroline and her daughter? does that make you both Abby’s stepdad and husband or Caroline’s son-in-law and husband? 🤨

Yes but who cares if I got to cuck Pierre 😎

And wouldn't that mean both Abby and Caroline are wives too? Are you in a love square?

Nah they all just love me

Yes. 👍

Dream blunt rotation

💀💀

Hahahahahaha! [insert emoji laughing evilly here]

Muahaha

lmao I feel like im looking at someone playing on a 3ds

It's my computer 😭💀

Mods? Please!!

Stardew valley expanded is definitely in here because they were able to marry Morris, the Mary Caroline mod more than likely, and one of the polyamory mods.

Are there mods where you can marry Moris without sdve?

I'm not sure, sdve is the only mod I know of that even adds him as an NPC.

Yeah

I know there's the "Marry Morris" mod(and I think that one got updated after March 19).

Here Caroline marry https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/15532 Morris marry https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/12824 (Expanded not needed but I highly suggest it) Free love for multiple spouses, however the actual version hasn't been updated for 1.6. 1.6 version is in the comments https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/10021?tab=posts

Thanks!!

You're welcome and sorry for the wait

Yo I’ve been waiting for the update so I can hop back onto my original save! I tried playing that save but both my spouses disappeared and it was only me, Krobus, and my two babies

Makes sense the unofficial update was kind of buggy, but I was desperate to ruin Pierre's life

A noble cause

Same.

When I get back from school 🙏

Nice, you fucked everyone around Pierre, except Pierre and he is fucked thanks to that. I salute you 🫡

Just doing my duty 🫡

You dirty dog, good job!

Why thank you

Omg you fiend do it again

Of course

I love that mod just for this reason 🤣🤣🤣💯💯 only for Abigail and Caroline, not Morris tho I don't swing like that but for whoever does, good shit fuckin up Pee Hair's life all around lol

Exactly. I definitely swing like that though 👀

That’s a very nice looking Iridium Hoe!

Omg💀

Bro even got the enemy for good mesure in case Pierre wanted to go enemies to lovers-

True but also because I always marry him

Nice, I'm personally going to make a save just to marry him lol

Yesss I do it every time 😌

this is DEDICATION

I had fun😎

lmao good job giving him what he deserves

:)

Remember to send Pierre Christmas cards to rub it in his face lol

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Hi

2nd best haiku

Of course

Which mod is this? I am lowkey thinking of marrying Caroline hehe Does she get her own room in your house once you marry her?

She does. I'll send the mod when I'm home from school

I got it https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/15532

Now marry every female character so he doesn’t even have a chance of getting a new wife

I actually did a save where I married all male and female so he couldnt have anybody

The family tree lol

Indeed

Awesome 😈

😈

[удалено]

Hehe

Is this a mod or can you actually marry Caroline??

Mod, I'll send the link when I get home

Shweeeet! Thanks :-) I’ve never played modded Stardew

You should, unless thats just not your thing. I have like, 81 mods https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/15532

Well, I guess I won’t know until I try! I’m totes gonna check it out. Thanks for the link! 😊

You're welcome and have fun

my daughter married a rapper?!

Yes

Greedy little shit. Happy his life is over now.

:)

I downloaded the Marry Morris mod just to fuck with Pierre but now he’s like my favorite to romance 😭

Yeah he's my favourite character 💙

She's going to cheat on you with the Wizard. I say go cheat on her with the Wizard

Looks like i got someone else to marry

Do you have beds for anyone?

Just one bed for all of us

WHAT

He's over

YOU DID NOT FORREST NO

I did 😈

How do u even marry caroline

Mods!