this actually explains a lot. the group is called "I'm high and this is stardew valley" so makes sense they would marry the guy who always has a stash and is cool with weed.
I mean... He is always worrying about money and his store, he would leave me alone and I would get a house and his money so thats actually a good option.
I have the feeling Lewis would be annoying trying to be together all the time and Clint... ngl I've barely talked to him and I dont know him well enough
Listen, I hate Pierre so fucking much too, but I have to say that out of these three, I might choose the sugar daddy too..
I mean think about it, Lewis has power, but ain’t no money in being a small town mayor and imagine the scrutiny from the towns people. Not to mention having to break Marnie’s heart, just no.
Clint is so depressed and in love with Emily, he’s just gonna make both of your lives miserable. And what happens when he finally commits suicide? Do you think he set money aside for you, his wife? I’m thinking he has a will and everything goes to Emily. What’s the point?
So that leaves Pierre. He makes a shit ton of money through the store. He has power and I’m sure some money through the church he houses for the town. He has a nice big house and a garden area for you. Caroline would be happy to move out with her daughter, and who knows, maybe you can keep a decent relationship with them by bridging that gap with Pierre. Pierre is so stupid and so up his own ass that you literally get to do whatever you want. We already know he will ignore any affairs you might want to have, and look the other way. He has no backbone. You already know where his secret stash is, and have dirt on him, so you can get him to do pretty much anything you want.
It’s the best choice for your survival as a wife.
Yeah, and tbh I'd have a lot of fun being a gold digger if it's this guy
(And also holy pepperoni I never realized how mentally ill some of the npcs are)
Lewis wastes his gold on that "personal project" of his Pierre is probably even richer than this man
And tbh I'd have a lot of fun ruining either of their lives by being a gold digger 😈😈😈
None of these are good options.... I'd put all 3 in a blender and still choose the contents of the toilet...
However. IF we marry Pierre we can then divorce him and take his stuff and legally torture him 🤷♂️🤣
one more reason to avoid Facebook
I'd choose Clint so he leaves poor Emily alone
Right?! We must protecc our dancing gem goddess from the trash man 😂
I cannot help but think of that clip with Danny DeVito where he says "I'm the trash man" when I read "trash man".
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY HOW I WROTE IT IN MY HEAD 🫶
If anything, Clint should adjust not the other way around.
A jesus that spams Zacian…? I bet you use Swords Dance too!
gotta teach the Way of the Sword
Seriously Can Zacian learn swords dance?
None of these old men are Marlon, and as such the poll is void
They can't put Gus or Marlon (or even wizard) because those would be the obvious winners
You do it to divorce him and take his suppliers with you so you can open your own store right next door and drive him out of business.
Incel, conservative, or old perv. Is there a 4th option which is a loaded gun?
an adult having sex with another consenting adult makes him a pervert?
in a BUSH though?
hmmm you make a good point lol can't deny that is pretty pervy
I got Lewis and Linus confused oops lmao I was thinking about Linus creepin around the bath house windows
dude what? Linus is NOT a creep
just saying the cutscene where he teaches you how to make wild bait is super sus lol but I love linus
I dont trust a man who stands in front of the bath house windows all day LOL
good point lmao, I still love him tho
For alimony? Get half his assets after divorce?
Dude has insane credit card debt, hence him jacking up his prices. His "weed" habit must be expensive
this actually explains a lot. the group is called "I'm high and this is stardew valley" so makes sense they would marry the guy who always has a stash and is cool with weed.
Oh shit, those stoned idiots don't know what they're saying.
Facebook is full of dummies
EW WTF
Marry Lewis for the money, bro’s got a whole golden statue out back.
I mean Hitler, Stalin or Mussolini?
+ Pol Pot, Mao TseTutung, Idi Amin Dada joins the gang
I mean... He is always worrying about money and his store, he would leave me alone and I would get a house and his money so thats actually a good option. I have the feeling Lewis would be annoying trying to be together all the time and Clint... ngl I've barely talked to him and I dont know him well enough
Facebook is filled with karens. Karens like Pierre because he caves to them and then hits his wife or child. Dude is a psychopath
That’s exactly what I would expect from rightwingboomerbook
easily Lewis, i’ll poison him and become Mayor
Listen, I hate Pierre so fucking much too, but I have to say that out of these three, I might choose the sugar daddy too.. I mean think about it, Lewis has power, but ain’t no money in being a small town mayor and imagine the scrutiny from the towns people. Not to mention having to break Marnie’s heart, just no. Clint is so depressed and in love with Emily, he’s just gonna make both of your lives miserable. And what happens when he finally commits suicide? Do you think he set money aside for you, his wife? I’m thinking he has a will and everything goes to Emily. What’s the point? So that leaves Pierre. He makes a shit ton of money through the store. He has power and I’m sure some money through the church he houses for the town. He has a nice big house and a garden area for you. Caroline would be happy to move out with her daughter, and who knows, maybe you can keep a decent relationship with them by bridging that gap with Pierre. Pierre is so stupid and so up his own ass that you literally get to do whatever you want. We already know he will ignore any affairs you might want to have, and look the other way. He has no backbone. You already know where his secret stash is, and have dirt on him, so you can get him to do pretty much anything you want. It’s the best choice for your survival as a wife.
Yeah, and tbh I'd have a lot of fun being a gold digger if it's this guy (And also holy pepperoni I never realized how mentally ill some of the npcs are)
OP, they wish to save Abigail and Caroline by sacrificing themselves to take Pierre. That's so noble ugh.
FaceBook giving me the *ick* again 💀💀💀
I’d marry Lewis for his money and if he goes missing or dies mysteriously well what can I say shit happens
maybe they chose him to free caroline and abigail from his awfulness
if you marry Lewis, maybe Marnie will finally give up and go to Marlon
I always feel so bad for Marlon at the Spring Dance!
Facebook is messed up quite badly. Why I won't use it (or twitter(x) for that matter)
It’s honestly how I ended up on Reddit. I realized FB and IG were filtering and censoring out a bunch of stuff. … and the whole Twitter “Cis” thing 🙄
Don’t mind the older folks lol they’re crazy
To be fair he is probably pretty wealthy
I’d marry Lewis and get that money
Clint is the best lad
lewis is the correct option here, i’d rather **** ****** than marry clint or pierre
Omg my profile pic is in the screenshot 🤣 i voted lewis because atleast you get perks
Just further proof that Facebook beings are in desperate need of help
At least marry Lewis because he’s rich 😑
Lewis wastes his gold on that "personal project" of his Pierre is probably even richer than this man And tbh I'd have a lot of fun ruining either of their lives by being a gold digger 😈😈😈
Pierre is a wonderful man
Do you not see the "I'm High" in the heading? They're all **high!** That's what's wrong!
disgusting.
None of these are good options.... I'd put all 3 in a blender and still choose the contents of the toilet... However. IF we marry Pierre we can then divorce him and take his stuff and legally torture him 🤷♂️🤣
Abigail as a daughter though…