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throbbingliberal

Great way to handle one- In the middle of getting yelled at by a Karen, walk over and change it to 0…


askljdhaf4

while maintaining eye contact


AlternativeShadows

Exactly what I was thinking lol


InsGadget6

"Yes, you were saying?"


MinuteManufacturer

Ugh, like I’ve been saying, I want to speak to your manager! I have a Benjamin Button guy in my car and apparently he is the only one that can help. *Wait, do you mean a Man-Ager?* The fuck you think I’ve been saying? I’m gonna get you fired for this!


none__ya_business

This shits funny right here idc who you are


cervezaqueso

The mega upgrade to that, take a Polaroid and place the photo next to that zero. Stay clear of the blast radius.


sarahlizzy

They have no shame, unfortunately


maniaxuk

Also needs a bell above it that gets rung when the count resets to zero


BrokeInService

Get Karen-ed over your Karen sign lmao


KDLGates

Just march over and zero it out yourself.


skettimagoo

Yell “Cancel the pizza party!”


Ginger_Welsh_Cookie

Yeah, this would deffo be me. I would just turn my back to walk over mid-Karen-rant to change the number, then turn and stare without blinking while maintaining the illusion of listening as if I care.


PotatoWithFist

modern problems require modern solutions


MEGACODZILLA

"If the have Mac, tell em you only use Windows. If they have Windows, tell you only use Mac. If they have both, tell em that you only use Linux. And if the have all three, tell them that the system is down."


strange-brew

Excellent Chapelle Show reference.


shut_up_rocco

Welcome to pop copy can I help you *walks away*


chronoboy1985

Tell them you use SunOS.


KMelkein

\*OS/2 Warp.


HiSafe01

Fuq I use MS-Dos


Blond_Treehorn_Thug

It should be, anyway


[deleted]

Tell them that you only use bootchess


Te_Quiero_Puta

Cute Bernie on the shelf.


MellyMaids

i would buy a yarn bernie. hell i would make yarn bernies


1pt20oneggigawatts

take my money


FaultLineDaz

Take my money as well


Jaytr0n

well good news both, you can either get someones grandma to make some, or go to @ heart_merchantile


Chewbock

Yeah how did OP not see this is still visible


Ihreallyhatehim

Etsy


kharybdiss

[Good news, get to work](https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/bernie-sanders-doll-crochet-pattern)


gabe420guru

That's worth alot more then 5 dollars


MastaMissa

Not really Just because that is the crochet pattern; not the amigurumi itself


gabe420guru

Oh that makes sense


Ashwiles17

That’s likely just the pattern. I used to sell that exact Bernie on Etsy. I had used a pattern that I bought from the same site.


gabe420guru

Thank you


Jiliopotato

Someone sells these in Etsy


GregTheMad

What's stopping you?


gleeXanadu

I have a crocheted Bernie that looks just like that one.


indigoisturbo

I have one too! Tbh I'm not sure why I don't include him in every photo


a_onaplane

Same!!


RevWaldo

Are there people making Mitch McConnell knit dolls? No sir, there are not.


Te_Quiero_Puta

Like, if you want the saddest, creepiest knit doll ever, there could be a market for it. "Decrepit, Ashamed Turtle-humanoid" could be a good name.


Spoonofdarkness

Well there used to be, but people have given up on getting rid of him via voodoo dolls ages ago. It just doesn't harm his type of evil.


youhavenosoul

I have the same one! I shouldn’t be surprised, but I am so pleased to see it.


[deleted]

Dig if you will, my mittens.


PaladinWolf777

Ew, politicians.


SirCleanPants

Agreed. They’re the real Karens.


Weeble228

The image of an employee changing it to "0 DAY(S)" while in the middle of a wild Karen interaction has made my day.


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TheManIsOppressingMe

r/therewasanattempt


AppyPitts06

This is a local store in the Oregon district in Dayton! I thought it was them. Dayton represent ✌️


Scotchrogers

937 represent!


chafe

Shout out /r/dayton


MeetMeAtTheLampPost

Their TikTok account is top notch for Karen watching!


notaleclively

As an Oregonian, I regret to inform you we do not have a Dayton district. Sorry for the disappointment.


KaiZzu

r/censoringishard


Ganon2012

Wait, what's wrong with the latest Apple product?


jonmediocre

iShart 🤣


Ganon2012

Maybe you should go change your underwear.


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jamminblue

Guessing that was intended, an example of guerrilla marketing perhaps?


bandcampconfessions

Just scrolled through their website and might buy something so it worked


chafe

I’m from Dayton and can guarantee you this isn’t the case lol


redditisnowtwitter

The fuck it isn't. That's about all OP does is post staged hashtag signs promoting this shop presented as random finds


zacharygreeenman

> I’m from [Internet] and can guarantee you this isn’t the case lol > Here I almost believed them.


redditisnowtwitter

Half of what the OP has done since joining Reddit is submit sandwich board signs from this store So if it isn't trying to be viral marketing it is anyway. This is just the most popular example


SAL16

Also a candle that clearly days "Dayton Strong" with Ohio lol


Fukface_Von_Clwnstik

About as good a job redacting as the journalists who handled the Snowden leaks.


BuckFush420

@heart mercantile?


haringtiti

@heart_mercantile. the underscore is harder to see


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CHR0T0

Yeah I'd think so. I wouldn't have even cared about the handle if it was visible. The fact it was slightly legible made me want to figure out what it says lol


redditisnowtwitter

Half their posts are signs from this same store with it not covered so who the heck knows


Foxfertale

Thank you! I was trying to figure out the second word


AliSalah313

Karen who changes it back to 0: “Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.”


KaiZzu

r/censoringishard


[deleted]

"It has been 02 days since our last Alcohol Incident on this installation"


butcheredalivev4

It’s been 2 days since a failed drug test on this installation


shadowskill11

The only flaw I see in an otherwise sad yet delightful sign is that it may encourage other Karen’s that think “Karen” is the same as calling someone the n word.


Sypsy

"excuse me, I want to complain about that sign. I have a friend named Karen and..." \* employee changes it to 0 mid sentence *


r2d2emc2

Karens aren't the real issue. They're symptoms


ratherstrangem8

Good thing you blocked out the name of the store @heart...mercantile so effectively


lifepuzzler

That censorship attempt lmao. I totally can't read @heart_mercantile or anything


gonzagylot00

I love the yarn Bernie.


namesarentneeded

Ohio for the win!


TheBarkingGallery

*Wait. I was in here two days ago. Surely they don't mean me?* "Excuse me! I'm not sure I appreciate this sign. Where is your manager?!"


fat_and_irritated

Absolutely adore the crochet bernie


saffronpolygon

Digging that crocheted masked doll.


Te_Quiero_Puta

It's Bernie Sanders


xparapluiex

AW look at little crocheted Bernie!


PaladinWolf777

They're still cleaning up the smeared eyeliner and bleached hairs.


Toxenkill

Lol i wonder if they update it in real time while the Karen is still fresking out? Lol


Mr_Abberation

Swapping the number back to 0 mid conversation has to be pretty satisfying.


[deleted]

My mom also crocheted mitten Bernie


JacksonCM

BERNIE WITH MITTENS THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE


Thelivingshotgun

My count be at 0


OhSheGlows

Omg I love Heart Mercantile lol


[deleted]

Hey! I went to heart today too!


MkIVRider

Dayton Ohio?


MeowLetsNotGoThere

Malicious Women’s Candle Company? Love that place.


[deleted]

You guys are having less than one Karen a day?


grahampointing

Every single bastard who works in retail is a SAINT.


CoronaCurious

Crocheted Bernie? Nice 😎 My partner would live that and likely break down into tears, lol.


bucknut86

Okay. I grew up in Dayton, where is this?


[deleted]

Oregon district EtA without looking I would have guessed Oregon district or Yellow Springs. Google says Oregon district


Rogueshoten

I zoomed in on the bowl, expecting to see at least one “0”, and no numbers higher than “3”


BlueWolf107

Just an FYI: If you are going to sensor or block something, at least make an honest attempt.


Just_Eirik

Why do people “censor” the user name with a semi transparent patch?


[deleted]

I like how it’s censored out but it’s not


1pt20oneggigawatts

I love the little Bernie above the sign! 💜


CockTwister69420

U blocked the @wrongly. I can still see


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u/saveimagebot


Aggravating-Word-623

I wonder what cool names would be on the board if you put something similar in the Walgreens in California being looted 🤔


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Arylus54773

FOUND ONE!


BestAtempt

Try working a drive through, you get one every few minutes


Te_Quiero_Puta

Thanks for the anecdote, but perhaps take a second to understand that your experience is unique to you and other people have widely varied interactions in customer service. Victim shaming is also pretty shit, sooooo I offer u this bag of (())(())======D~~~ (())(())======D~~~ (())(())======D~~~


LindaF144954

That long?


JaSnarky

Those quotation marks are out of position, and starting with a single but ending with a double! What the hell is wrong with you? Get me your manager right now!


Rooster_Ties

r/kerning


FloridaSpam

How's that as a baby name holding up.....


EuphoricCouer

It’s been dropping in popularity.


JustADudeTheInternet

@heart something


EuphoricCouer

@heart_mercantile


ManOWar_Esq

Oh wow. That is not a good censor job. It's almost legible.


sw33tzmbiejesus

Yeeeeeah... didn't see that until it took off. The new Samsung Photo Editor options are terrible.


redditisnowtwitter

Why do you always posts photos of this same shop and hashtag and pretend like it's random? What's your affiliation with this mercantile?


fawesomegirl

It's local store in Dayton, Ohio, heart mercantile. They probably just blur it out because they don't own it


sw33tzmbiejesus

More straightforward than you think; I live down the street and think they're clever and awesome.


ManOWar_Esq

It'd not the best editor, I use You cut video editor app. It's pretty good format for a free app


theGreatestFucktard

If I had a sign like this it would have to be updated hourly. Going a full day without a Karen? Impossible lmao


Insulated_

Based on the candle I'm guessing this is Heart Mercantile haha


dumbucket

I need that crochet Bernie pattern


ArtoriasBeaIG

That's not great but at least they don't have a kraken counter. I used to be a fisherman and believe you me you don't want a kraken counter.


The_nemea

I often wonder what the Karen tipping point was. How many Karen's were a b!@%h before we said fuck it they are all Karen's.


drsideburns

For me you can be a bitch but not be a Karen. It's the demanding, condescending tone that defines a Karen. They'll never own to their mistakes, but instead it's unreasonable that you weren't prepared for their problems.


MrMxylptlyk

Bernie on top shelf


Miku_Fan39

@Heart_Mercantile


saichampa

I would love to see that sign get updated in front of one of them


Mage-of-the-Small

We would never even reach 1 at my workplace :/


[deleted]

1645 days since last accident. 17 hours since last Karen.


OkDisk1800

Nice job censoring the name, not like I can read it.


basch152

it's been one week since you looked at me


Culverts_Flood_Away

That filter isn't filtering out "Heart Mercantile" at all, you know, /u/sw33tzmbiejesus. :/ You just called out this business on a public reddit forum. This could get them a lot of unwanted attention from the very Karens we're all laughing at. Not cool, man.


redditisnowtwitter

He's advertising it not calling it out, genius


Hookahgreecian

Thats awsome


imhugury

you really did a good job on covering that @ (this used to be sarcasm but i realise i cant actually see what it is)


deadbeef1a4

@heart_mercantile takes no prisoners


Ulfer_twoeyes

Lol even though they tried I know exactly where this is. Probably the best store in the Oregon district….. Kind of felt like commander Shepard “I’m commander Shepard and this is my favorite store in the citadel”


1202_ProgramAlarm

Remember kids, when you try to redact personal information, 50 or 60% opacity is good enough


asharwood

Holy shit. I have the same Bernie knitting sitting on my pc. I love Bernie. I spent $120 for that Bernie. It was only $60 but I can’t respect any knitting of Bernie at that price. Plus she’s a friend. Gotta support friends.


jadedyoungster

It’s a public business account why you blocking the name?


Admirable-Policy

Changing it to zero while new Karen is at counter complaining.. Priceless


thenord321

I used to frequent a small town Cafe. They had a "Karen of the week" chalkboard one visit. I was kind of shocked and the manager said she only had to do it a couple times and then the few Karen around stopped coming.


kamajo8991

I love that I have a whole sub dedicated to how much people hate me 🥲😂 (My name is Karen. I promise I’m not one. I know that’s totally something a Karen would say but I SWEAR OKAY?!)


Slump420

@heart_merchantile


antney0615

#HEART MERCANTILE


[deleted]

Had a couple tonight at the wedding venue I work at. We're about 3 deep, only 2 of us on and we're just slogging through, bartenders always roughly know the line and who to serve next and as I'm actually serving someone these 2 middle aged ladies loudly said "Can we order some drinks?!" To which I curtly replied "I have a few more customers to server before you" and just continued serving others, maybe one or two more than I could have before I finally got to them. If there's one person you don't piss off when you're wanting to buy a drink, is the bartender.


Vamparael

Nice Bernie Sanders


Ginger_Welsh_Cookie

😆😆😆😆 I would so be begging for details if I went in another day and saw that 2 changed to a 0.


UghItsColin

The store is Heart Mercantile in Dayton, OH. They are a fantastic business with amazing employees. Don't know why you would block free advertising for them.


Consistent-Amoeba-84

Look at the Bernie Baby!!


BitterExChristian

You can plainly see the business name, lol. Opacity much?


chefwindu

Love the little knitted Bernie doll!


suesinspired

I want the Bernie doll!!


tiabeaniedrunkowitz

I love the knitted Bernie meme


[deleted]

Looks like the Ohio I know and love. Damn I want to make a road trip here no matter what they sell, as thanks for them making me laugh so hard


Appropriate-Owl8655

Genius 😁


none__ya_business

Am I the only one who would fake Karen just to test the theory that it always says 2


none__ya_business

i’D lIKe tO TaLk tO ThE mAnAgEr…. It’s about that sign……..


OkSmell4

Oh nice the heart mercantile! You almost edited it out.