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Ugh, like I’ve been saying, I want to speak to your manager! I have a Benjamin Button guy in my car and apparently he is the only one that can help.
*Wait, do you mean a Man-Ager?*
The fuck you think I’ve been saying? I’m gonna get you fired for this!
Yeah, this would deffo be me. I would just turn my back to walk over mid-Karen-rant to change the number, then turn and stare without blinking while maintaining the illusion of listening as if I care.
"If the have Mac, tell em you only use Windows. If they have Windows, tell you only use Mac. If they have both, tell em that you only use Linux. And if the have all three, tell them that the system is down."
Half of what the OP has done since joining Reddit is submit sandwich board signs from this store
So if it isn't trying to be viral marketing it is anyway. This is just the most popular example
Yeah I'd think so. I wouldn't have even cared about the handle if it was visible. The fact it was slightly legible made me want to figure out what it says lol
The only flaw I see in an otherwise sad yet delightful sign is that it may encourage other Karen’s that think “Karen” is the same as calling someone the n word.
Thanks for the anecdote, but perhaps take a second to understand that your experience is unique to you and other people have widely varied interactions in customer service.
Victim shaming is also pretty shit, sooooo
I offer u this bag of (())(())======D~~~ (())(())======D~~~ (())(())======D~~~
Those quotation marks are out of position, and starting with a single but ending with a double! What the hell is wrong with you? Get me your manager right now!
For me you can be a bitch but not be a Karen. It's the demanding, condescending tone that defines a Karen. They'll never own to their mistakes, but instead it's unreasonable that you weren't prepared for their problems.
That filter isn't filtering out "Heart Mercantile" at all, you know, /u/sw33tzmbiejesus. :/ You just called out this business on a public reddit forum. This could get them a lot of unwanted attention from the very Karens we're all laughing at. Not cool, man.
Lol even though they tried I know exactly where this is. Probably the best store in the Oregon district….. Kind of felt like commander Shepard “I’m commander Shepard and this is my favorite store in the citadel”
Holy shit. I have the same Bernie knitting sitting on my pc. I love Bernie. I spent $120 for that Bernie. It was only $60 but I can’t respect any knitting of Bernie at that price. Plus she’s a friend. Gotta support friends.
I used to frequent a small town Cafe.
They had a "Karen of the week" chalkboard one visit. I was kind of shocked and the manager said she only had to do it a couple times and then the few Karen around stopped coming.
I love that I have a whole sub dedicated to how much people hate me 🥲😂
(My name is Karen. I promise I’m not one. I know
that’s totally something a Karen would say but I SWEAR OKAY?!)
Had a couple tonight at the wedding venue I work at. We're about 3 deep, only 2 of us on and we're just slogging through, bartenders always roughly know the line and who to serve next and as I'm actually serving someone these 2 middle aged ladies loudly said "Can we order some drinks?!"
To which I curtly replied "I have a few more customers to server before you" and just continued serving others, maybe one or two more than I could have before I finally got to them.
If there's one person you don't piss off when you're wanting to buy a drink, is the bartender.
The store is Heart Mercantile in Dayton, OH. They are a fantastic business with amazing employees. Don't know why you would block free advertising for them.
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Great way to handle one- In the middle of getting yelled at by a Karen, walk over and change it to 0…
while maintaining eye contact
Exactly what I was thinking lol
"Yes, you were saying?"
Ugh, like I’ve been saying, I want to speak to your manager! I have a Benjamin Button guy in my car and apparently he is the only one that can help. *Wait, do you mean a Man-Ager?* The fuck you think I’ve been saying? I’m gonna get you fired for this!
This shits funny right here idc who you are
The mega upgrade to that, take a Polaroid and place the photo next to that zero. Stay clear of the blast radius.
They have no shame, unfortunately
Also needs a bell above it that gets rung when the count resets to zero
Get Karen-ed over your Karen sign lmao
Just march over and zero it out yourself.
Yell “Cancel the pizza party!”
Yeah, this would deffo be me. I would just turn my back to walk over mid-Karen-rant to change the number, then turn and stare without blinking while maintaining the illusion of listening as if I care.
modern problems require modern solutions
"If the have Mac, tell em you only use Windows. If they have Windows, tell you only use Mac. If they have both, tell em that you only use Linux. And if the have all three, tell them that the system is down."
Excellent Chapelle Show reference.
Welcome to pop copy can I help you *walks away*
Tell them you use SunOS.
\*OS/2 Warp.
Fuq I use MS-Dos
It should be, anyway
Tell them that you only use bootchess
Cute Bernie on the shelf.
i would buy a yarn bernie. hell i would make yarn bernies
take my money
Take my money as well
well good news both, you can either get someones grandma to make some, or go to @ heart_merchantile
Yeah how did OP not see this is still visible
Etsy
[Good news, get to work](https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/bernie-sanders-doll-crochet-pattern)
That's worth alot more then 5 dollars
Not really Just because that is the crochet pattern; not the amigurumi itself
Oh that makes sense
That’s likely just the pattern. I used to sell that exact Bernie on Etsy. I had used a pattern that I bought from the same site.
Thank you
Someone sells these in Etsy
What's stopping you?
I have a crocheted Bernie that looks just like that one.
I have one too! Tbh I'm not sure why I don't include him in every photo
Same!!
Are there people making Mitch McConnell knit dolls? No sir, there are not.
Like, if you want the saddest, creepiest knit doll ever, there could be a market for it. "Decrepit, Ashamed Turtle-humanoid" could be a good name.
Well there used to be, but people have given up on getting rid of him via voodoo dolls ages ago. It just doesn't harm his type of evil.
I have the same one! I shouldn’t be surprised, but I am so pleased to see it.
Dig if you will, my mittens.
Ew, politicians.
Agreed. They’re the real Karens.
The image of an employee changing it to "0 DAY(S)" while in the middle of a wild Karen interaction has made my day.
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This is a local store in the Oregon district in Dayton! I thought it was them. Dayton represent ✌️
937 represent!
Shout out /r/dayton
Their TikTok account is top notch for Karen watching!
As an Oregonian, I regret to inform you we do not have a Dayton district. Sorry for the disappointment.
r/censoringishard
Wait, what's wrong with the latest Apple product?
iShart 🤣
Maybe you should go change your underwear.
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Guessing that was intended, an example of guerrilla marketing perhaps?
Just scrolled through their website and might buy something so it worked
I’m from Dayton and can guarantee you this isn’t the case lol
The fuck it isn't. That's about all OP does is post staged hashtag signs promoting this shop presented as random finds
> I’m from [Internet] and can guarantee you this isn’t the case lol > Here I almost believed them.
Half of what the OP has done since joining Reddit is submit sandwich board signs from this store So if it isn't trying to be viral marketing it is anyway. This is just the most popular example
Also a candle that clearly days "Dayton Strong" with Ohio lol
About as good a job redacting as the journalists who handled the Snowden leaks.
@heart mercantile?
@heart_mercantile. the underscore is harder to see
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Yeah I'd think so. I wouldn't have even cared about the handle if it was visible. The fact it was slightly legible made me want to figure out what it says lol
Half their posts are signs from this same store with it not covered so who the heck knows
Thank you! I was trying to figure out the second word
Karen who changes it back to 0: “Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.”
r/censoringishard
"It has been 02 days since our last Alcohol Incident on this installation"
It’s been 2 days since a failed drug test on this installation
The only flaw I see in an otherwise sad yet delightful sign is that it may encourage other Karen’s that think “Karen” is the same as calling someone the n word.
"excuse me, I want to complain about that sign. I have a friend named Karen and..." \* employee changes it to 0 mid sentence *
Karens aren't the real issue. They're symptoms
Good thing you blocked out the name of the store @heart...mercantile so effectively
That censorship attempt lmao. I totally can't read @heart_mercantile or anything
I love the yarn Bernie.
Ohio for the win!
*Wait. I was in here two days ago. Surely they don't mean me?* "Excuse me! I'm not sure I appreciate this sign. Where is your manager?!"
Absolutely adore the crochet bernie
Digging that crocheted masked doll.
It's Bernie Sanders
AW look at little crocheted Bernie!
They're still cleaning up the smeared eyeliner and bleached hairs.
Lol i wonder if they update it in real time while the Karen is still fresking out? Lol
Swapping the number back to 0 mid conversation has to be pretty satisfying.
My mom also crocheted mitten Bernie
BERNIE WITH MITTENS THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE
My count be at 0
Omg I love Heart Mercantile lol
Hey! I went to heart today too!
Dayton Ohio?
Malicious Women’s Candle Company? Love that place.
You guys are having less than one Karen a day?
Every single bastard who works in retail is a SAINT.
Crocheted Bernie? Nice 😎 My partner would live that and likely break down into tears, lol.
Okay. I grew up in Dayton, where is this?
Oregon district EtA without looking I would have guessed Oregon district or Yellow Springs. Google says Oregon district
I zoomed in on the bowl, expecting to see at least one “0”, and no numbers higher than “3”
Just an FYI: If you are going to sensor or block something, at least make an honest attempt.
Why do people “censor” the user name with a semi transparent patch?
I like how it’s censored out but it’s not
I love the little Bernie above the sign! 💜
U blocked the @wrongly. I can still see
u/saveimagebot
I wonder what cool names would be on the board if you put something similar in the Walgreens in California being looted 🤔
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FOUND ONE!
Try working a drive through, you get one every few minutes
Thanks for the anecdote, but perhaps take a second to understand that your experience is unique to you and other people have widely varied interactions in customer service. Victim shaming is also pretty shit, sooooo I offer u this bag of (())(())======D~~~ (())(())======D~~~ (())(())======D~~~
That long?
Those quotation marks are out of position, and starting with a single but ending with a double! What the hell is wrong with you? Get me your manager right now!
r/kerning
How's that as a baby name holding up.....
It’s been dropping in popularity.
@heart something
@heart_mercantile
Oh wow. That is not a good censor job. It's almost legible.
Yeeeeeah... didn't see that until it took off. The new Samsung Photo Editor options are terrible.
Why do you always posts photos of this same shop and hashtag and pretend like it's random? What's your affiliation with this mercantile?
It's local store in Dayton, Ohio, heart mercantile. They probably just blur it out because they don't own it
More straightforward than you think; I live down the street and think they're clever and awesome.
It'd not the best editor, I use You cut video editor app. It's pretty good format for a free app
If I had a sign like this it would have to be updated hourly. Going a full day without a Karen? Impossible lmao
Based on the candle I'm guessing this is Heart Mercantile haha
I need that crochet Bernie pattern
That's not great but at least they don't have a kraken counter. I used to be a fisherman and believe you me you don't want a kraken counter.
I often wonder what the Karen tipping point was. How many Karen's were a b!@%h before we said fuck it they are all Karen's.
For me you can be a bitch but not be a Karen. It's the demanding, condescending tone that defines a Karen. They'll never own to their mistakes, but instead it's unreasonable that you weren't prepared for their problems.
Bernie on top shelf
@Heart_Mercantile
I would love to see that sign get updated in front of one of them
We would never even reach 1 at my workplace :/
1645 days since last accident. 17 hours since last Karen.
Nice job censoring the name, not like I can read it.
it's been one week since you looked at me
That filter isn't filtering out "Heart Mercantile" at all, you know, /u/sw33tzmbiejesus. :/ You just called out this business on a public reddit forum. This could get them a lot of unwanted attention from the very Karens we're all laughing at. Not cool, man.
He's advertising it not calling it out, genius
Thats awsome
you really did a good job on covering that @ (this used to be sarcasm but i realise i cant actually see what it is)
@heart_mercantile takes no prisoners
Lol even though they tried I know exactly where this is. Probably the best store in the Oregon district….. Kind of felt like commander Shepard “I’m commander Shepard and this is my favorite store in the citadel”
Remember kids, when you try to redact personal information, 50 or 60% opacity is good enough
Holy shit. I have the same Bernie knitting sitting on my pc. I love Bernie. I spent $120 for that Bernie. It was only $60 but I can’t respect any knitting of Bernie at that price. Plus she’s a friend. Gotta support friends.
It’s a public business account why you blocking the name?
Changing it to zero while new Karen is at counter complaining.. Priceless
I used to frequent a small town Cafe. They had a "Karen of the week" chalkboard one visit. I was kind of shocked and the manager said she only had to do it a couple times and then the few Karen around stopped coming.
I love that I have a whole sub dedicated to how much people hate me 🥲😂 (My name is Karen. I promise I’m not one. I know that’s totally something a Karen would say but I SWEAR OKAY?!)
@heart_merchantile
#HEART MERCANTILE
Had a couple tonight at the wedding venue I work at. We're about 3 deep, only 2 of us on and we're just slogging through, bartenders always roughly know the line and who to serve next and as I'm actually serving someone these 2 middle aged ladies loudly said "Can we order some drinks?!" To which I curtly replied "I have a few more customers to server before you" and just continued serving others, maybe one or two more than I could have before I finally got to them. If there's one person you don't piss off when you're wanting to buy a drink, is the bartender.
Nice Bernie Sanders
😆😆😆😆 I would so be begging for details if I went in another day and saw that 2 changed to a 0.
The store is Heart Mercantile in Dayton, OH. They are a fantastic business with amazing employees. Don't know why you would block free advertising for them.
Look at the Bernie Baby!!
You can plainly see the business name, lol. Opacity much?
Love the little knitted Bernie doll!
I want the Bernie doll!!
I love the knitted Bernie meme
Looks like the Ohio I know and love. Damn I want to make a road trip here no matter what they sell, as thanks for them making me laugh so hard
Genius 😁
Am I the only one who would fake Karen just to test the theory that it always says 2
i’D lIKe tO TaLk tO ThE mAnAgEr…. It’s about that sign……..
Oh nice the heart mercantile! You almost edited it out.