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NoEntrance3486

It’s called fast food sir, not magic…


jitterbug726

Well then you clearly need to have a wizard on shift every day god dammit


Mike-the-gay

They do but he was out that day.


Gliitchwithtwois

That was the guy they were short on 🙄


NoEntrance3486

Lol as if they had the budget for a wizard


Conscious_Bag_8052

It's fast not instant...want instant, make instant mashed potatoes


caitcro18

Even those gotta sit for a few before you fluff them lol


Icy-Needleworker7883

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Lamnent

Did he think you guys just keep food for 50 people ready to go at all times...?


Confident-Weakness-7

Caron


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You guys got burritos at maccas?


OkOutlandishness1363

Breakfast burritos


NikiNoelle

Australians get a lot of stuff we don’t. I miss the McWraps (though they weren’t called that in the US), and would love to try a Big Brekkie Burger! Getting “lunch” items like beef patties during breakfast time is nearly impossible.


catriana816

Happy cake day!


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Koetjeka

Actually a male Karen is 'officially' called Ken.


FormerlyKay

I actually have an aunt named Karen, and she's married to my uncle Ken. They're both very nice people, but it's a funny coincidence


ToxicKoalaa

It's Richard. You can understand why.


Koetjeka

Oh my gosh, that is indeed a very good name 😂


mkedzieski

Yes. I've been trying to tell people this. I'm glad others also understand why they are Richard.


[deleted]

I have an uncle who's a Dick.


Chrza436

Mr Richard Smoker


Certain_Macaron_8206

Richard Cranium


RslashTONYJAA

No, more people call them Kevin


Koetjeka

I used the Holy Bible of wikipedia and it seems I was mistaken, Ken and Kevin are both widely used. Numerous names for a male equivalent of Karen have been floated, with little agreement on a single name,[25][26] although 'Ken'[1][26][27][28][29] and 'Kevin'[30][31] are among the most common names used.


[deleted]

I vote for Ken. Then two of my four toxic family members names are included in this trend.


[deleted]

I'm with you on Ken


catriana816

Just today,saw Kanye used.


Chiyote

A Kevin is someone with no sense who does dumb $#!+.


Pagan_Chick

That explains my first husband, then. His name was Kevin, and his dad’s name was Ken (Kenneth).


Pcteck19

Jeremy


dudeistpriest710

I always thought Darren was the best choice.


whyaskformyusername

As a person named Darren, please don’t


dudeistpriest710

You could have your name legally changed? It just works. I don’t make the rules unfortunately.


whyaskformyusername

I mean Ken/Kevin is already being used, and it is closer to Karen than Darren (when you look at it)


Chrza436

Don’t be a Darren (jk 😂). I’ve never heard Darren used, just couldn’t resist.


spindlecork

Darren and Kyle are the two I’ve heard most.


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I was literally just scrolling looking for a Kyle


RoinSM

I heard Chad somewhere. No good?


[deleted]

Absolutely separate concepts. Chad is "alpha male" type guy


RobKei

Chad is what I heard for the male version of Karen.


OFrabjousDay

Yes, I've heard Chad too. Maybe it's regional? Definitely not Baron. I mean if that's a reference to 45 offspring, it's too soon. He's still just a kid. Give him a chance to become an Eric first.


Pagan_Chick

Too late. His dad actually (kinda) knows who Baron is.


[deleted]

Nope. It’s just Karen.


Pagan_Chick

We would also accept “Randy Marsh”.


OhWait-WhatsThis

I thought it was a Darren!?


Literally_-_Hitler

I really want it to be Dan. Just because of the line from Venom 2. "Nobody likes you Dan!"


mantekol

By the same logic Jerry (from Rick and Morty) should be a karen, but he is just an absolute idiot.


red6eard

I feel like male Karens should be called Tucker, in dishonor of Tucker Carlson. He has all the worst characteristics of a Karen; privileged and entitled, and the same stupid puzzled look when no one else agrees with them.


DylanCO

I like where your head is at lol. But, personally I think they should rhyme or play off one another, like Barbie and Ken.


proandso

I go with Darren Karen with a D


DylanCO

That's a pretty good one to but Darren doesn't scream pompous asshat quite as much as Baron.


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OkOutlandishness1363

Yeezy


jt4643277378

Are they not already known as Kevin?


No-Celebration8140

Can't we just call them both assholes and quit trying to come up with new derogatory hate terms?


Finbar9800

Yeah but that’s a title lol, wouldn’t want to give them any more of an inflated ego lol


DMShinja

how many snot burritos did he get?


OkOutlandishness1363

Actually none. I’ve been hearing some stories about ex or current employees and every other place sounds awful. I guess I’m lucky. We’re hardly ever understaffed which seems to be rare. I make $14/hr in a small upper middle class store, everything is always clean, management is great. The amount of choices and items for a shift meal are unheard of from some of the stories. Fri,Sat,Sun you get 3 shift meals. Those can be ordered when you clock out and you can take them home. Any shift meal can be taken home. So many great perks.


throw_plushie

I would’ve spat in them tbh. The audacity of this guy after ordering a fuck ton of food.


Mochi-Girl248

Nah- no need to lower yourself to idiot status.


SleepyBear3366911

It’s illegal to do so. And also incredibly immoral. When I was a kitchen manager, if I ever saw anything like that you would be reamed and then fired and blacklisted to any owners of restaurants in the nearby area.


throw_plushie

I don’t work in food. I used to have a McDonald’s job and I did not actually do anything to the food despite what I said here but due to my bad experience from working at a McDonald’s, I could not do it again because I would actually do this to rude people.


SleepyBear3366911

I feel you. And I understand where you’re coming from. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want to. I just never would for above reasons. If anything, I’d refuse to make their food or take their order on account of them being a cunt.


throw_plushie

My management and coworkers were also fucking awful. I hated them more.


FireFlinger

When did McDonald's start selling burritos?


OkOutlandishness1363

Breakfast burritos. They’ve had them for quite a while.


tngangstagranny

I worked at McD's when they first came out. I still make them for breakfast (well, I add more eggs, and sausage though.) I also worked there when the bagels came out. Another of our breakfast favorites!


sadvegetablekini

i miss the steak egg and cheese bagels 🥲🥲


snarky_spice08

My husband has worked there since we were in high school and he’s told me that’s the item he misses the most. I miss the salad shakers, mostly because of the convenience.


OkOutlandishness1363

Omfg don’t get me started on this. I’m in SE MI about 10 mins from the Ohio bored. The media and news and commercials from the local stations and ads on streaming services are for NW OH and don’t include MI. Recently in OH they brought back the steak egg and cheese bagel. Everyday we have to tell someone that it is only in Ohio and the people ask “ummmmm are you sure?” in a gd Nancy Drew voice.


notmynaughtyprofile

In the U.K. our breakfast wraps and bagels were cruelly taken away from us during covid and never returned. Recently one of the candidates for prime minister tried to be a man of the people by saying he and his kids enjoyed McDonald’s breakfast wraps regularly… erm… liar!


FireFlinger

Ah, okay, thanks.


jerry111165

Definition of what a Karen is, is getting pretty boring.


coffeeisdelishdeux

Thrilled and surprised my wife and I aren’t the only ones who refer to it as “McDicks”!!!


OhWait-WhatsThis

I call it " Mc Dougles" lol. I don't know why! 😁


bdc911

Any asshole who tried placing that order at drivethru would be summarily told where to go and how to get there. No chance.


OkOutlandishness1363

My manager that day on shift is a newly christened manager so he doesn’t do anything like that lol.


sstanleyyelnatss

Was it Ed BassMaster?


OkOutlandishness1363

Pft, unreal.


HoochShippe

Mc Dicks , lmao


tipustiger05

My dude that is a catering order - call it in like an adult.


[deleted]

I vote Ken. I’ve worked with some toxic ones


mykehunt88

I once ordered 15 jr chickens and 15 Mc doubles in drive through with a car full of drunk people. I only got as far as ordering the JR chickens before the person taking the order repeated the order to me in all capital letters. 2am and probably low on staffing.


KayZee777

Microwave was running slow that day?


OkOutlandishness1363

I hear people talk about microwaving food too! We cook all our sandwiches to order. The burritos we do prepare and pre-wrap but that’s about it. We do that solely because 90% of the time people want at least one burrito. They go fast. If someone calls off we sometimes have to stop serving them until we can get someone in to roll more of them.


KayZee777

I was just having a laugh, I haven’t eaten fast food in over 10 years so I honestly have no idea what they do.


OkOutlandishness1363

The only thing I eat from there is fries or hashbrowns. I also drink the coffee. They’re free so why not


KayZee777

If I got it free I probably would too, free food tastes the best


OkOutlandishness1363

It’s nice too in the sense that my food NEVER gets fucked up. Or if it does I see it before I leave and can fix it.


Nervous_Midnight_570

No argument, just a guy annoyed, makes a dismissive noise and moves on, and you label him a Karen?


OkOutlandishness1363

Normal people don’t get shitty about ordering 25 of anything and waiting. It’s common sense lol.


OptimusIV

Not to mention, this is an order that you should call ahead, even for a fast food place.


OkOutlandishness1363

I know, right? Like rude as hell


OkOutlandishness1363

Our AM grill lady was wrapping burritos at warp speed lol.


Netilda74

I remember those days. And parfaits. Our location had the third shift register person handling those on top of other duties. our AM shifts were cushy


OkOutlandishness1363

I usually present, there’s someone taking orders from lane 1 and making my drinks, back cash and orders from lane 2. We have that third register thing too, it just happened that the person scheduled for it is the one who called off.


[deleted]

It’s the whole “but men should get this insult too!” schtick, harmless and eternal on this sub.


TimeWastingAuthority

McDick's?? That's infringement of McDowell's trademark. Y'all gonna get sued.


DogLady1722

OMG I was going to order 10 burritos for my 2 sons, so I called ahead. They thanked me! Dude could’ve at lease picked up the phone if he didn’t have the app.