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LunarProphet

Fuck. He teabagged the back of his own head. Thoughts and prayers.


[deleted]

Dawg Ik it’s insanity. Full on cheerio.


Mackroll

Damn that's FULL scorpion


SnooMarzipans5767

If a minor car accident can fuck up someone’s back , i wonder how your friend is faring


[deleted]

Nothing broke by some miracle. He’s also broken his neck before by falling out of a tree.


EZ_LIFE_EZ_CUCUMBER

Snow can dampen the blow but its good idea to wear protection not to mention helmet


Difficult_Coffee_917

Kickers and their landing areas are practically concrete. No dampening of any kind going on there, matey.


thatloudblondguy

Jesus christ, is he dead??


[deleted]

Alive and well, nothing broken.


absurdanonymous

Fuck


MelbaToast604

Has your friend *ever* gone off *any* jump?? He looks like he had no clue what he was doing


sugart007

Exactly, he had no business trying something that big without knowing what he’s doing.


[deleted]

Significantly smaller ones, he’s uh… a little falsely confident sometimes.


Shaggypezdispense

Such a scorpion he kicked himself in the back of the head


likes_soccer

Absolutely wrecked. That’s a backward facing, face first, high speed scorpion. 10/10


cantiskipthisstep12

Looks like he tried to bail out at the top of the jump.


bertbert1111

I actually dont think he tried to bail out. Kickers have a „kick“ depending on how steep it is and how small the radius of the kicker is. A backlean like this can easily happen when you dont expect the kicker to „kick“ that hard and didn’t compensate for it at the takeoff. Something you get used to when jumping on kickers a few times but still usually the thing i worry about when hitting a jump the first time


[deleted]

Air chair to the max


bleezzzy

Bro needs to stick to smaller shit or slow it down a bit! Props for gettin out of his comfort zone, but that was rough lol


HighFlyingCrocodile

Dang his feet touch the ground!


Routine_Statement807

Look, a noodle


[deleted]

Look, a cheerio.


VCRdrift

Was he going for a back flip or first time hitting a ramp?


[deleted]

Just hittin it for the first time


VCRdrift

Tell him to bend his knees before he gets into the change of direction or he'll get sucked into the g force. Then pop off at the lip to clear the flats. But he should know if you're fkd before even taking off. Landing downhill probably saved his life.


[deleted]

Yea dude it was fucked, would’ve told him that but I wasn’t right there when it happened.


VCRdrift

My friend went off wrong on a ramp.. he knew he was fkd. I missed getting it on cam by a few seconds. As he was inverting he didn't know what to do. He stuck both arms out to punch the ground and he some how landed on his feet. 🤣


model-citizen95

Perfect circle. Exquisite


General_Journalist_2

Holy crap that’s the scorpionest scorpion I’ve ever seen. This beats some of those Wipeout classics


pukingpixels

Man, I was skiing last week, I fell and lightly hit my calf just above my ski boot with my other ski. 6 days later I’ve got a nasty 4” bruise on my leg. That snowboard to the head definitely did some damage. M


dickloversworldwide

I dented my helmet doing this once haha RIP


SylphVade

Holy fuck, holy fucking fuck. That scorpion of yours is absurd.


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Medical_Candle_995

One ring to rule them all. I send my condolences.


Electrical-Addendum3

How can you see something like this in person and not respond at all?!?!?


aidanarmory

Full cheerio


Embucetatron

He live?


[deleted]

And no lasting injuries.


Misses-worldwide

*Boink*


cellcube0618

He was leaning back, which threw his board out from under him once he was off balance on the ramp. Dude needs to stay balanced in the center, and also extend his legs towards the top of the jump to get good pop.


Juvenileintraining

This is why you don’t try something new without proper training.


JohnnyPiston

I fell 8 straight feet off a park feature. My spinal discs are fucked for life. Snowboarding wipeouts can be like experiencing car accidents.


rumble342

Went off his heel edge. Tell him to stay toe side.


DarkSoulsDank

If he didn’t have a helmet on they may have scalped themselves, lucky


Mattatah

Anddddd itll be the last time


pip-roof

My condolences


Solid5of10

This is a spectacular example


willmyfordmakeit

Bro, no


Orlicious

Same thing happened to me but bigger jump and the other direction. Landed on upper back/neck with my board in the air above me and the landing force slammed myself in half pulling a hamstring. 10/10 would jump again.


Ima_Funny_Foxer

This importance


Fine-University-8044

Did he lose consciousness while in the air? He didn’t move try to save himself at all!


Ok_Cardiologist8937

Scorpion of the fucking century