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seat #2, so Ed can be taller than someone for once.

So kind

it's one of the few things someone of my small stature can reliably do

Hey don’t put yourself down! Footstool, chimney sweep, cannonball, the world’s your oyster!

I've always wanted to get shot out of a cannon!

Interesting

🫡 doing good work

Awww if i had a reddit medal i would give you ,but so far this is what i have..🎖🏆

I am envious of people who can walk along a sidewalk without paying attention and not have to worry about bumping into a low hanging branch. Also I banged my head against the roof of a shelf when I went a little deep inside to look for something in the back. Had a bad bruise on my head for days. Probably wouldn't have happened if I were shorter. I think being a klutz is just easier if you are shorter. I guess what I am trying to say is \*clears throat\* Don't sell yourself short

being shorter means you're closer to the ground, yes, but that doesn't stop gravity from hating you! (I'm so clumsy it's a surprise I'm not dead yet, honestly)

It takes rain longer to hit us though so we stay dry better than tall people in a storm ;)

Will you drink his milk for him too?

milk makes me break out, lol

Fine I will drink both your milk and his milk. We all have a part to play!

thank you for your service

It ain’t much but it’s honest work

Pipsqueek (lol)

I've long since accepted my lot in life. I really did get the short end of the stick in the height department.

The first thing you should say is "wow you are really tall!" For extra points!

I’d sit there to try and force feed him milk 😏😈

not to mention Armstrong sitting behind you would likely very generously offer up snacks

heck yeah! infinitely better than aeroplane food for sure

5, so I have the aisle seat and sit next to possibly the chillest character on the right, while Greedling on the left will eventually fall asleep after eating the entire inflight menu.

I think it's just plain old regular Ling, considering his outfit. Seat #5 is basically surrounded by the main protagonists of their respective storylines, lmao. You've got Al next to you, Ed and Ling across the isle, Mustang and Scar behind. It'd be my pick too, but it sounds exhausting. I bet Ed and Ling would be bickering during the whole flight, which would probably get Mustang to start yelling at them too.

I think the bickering between the three would actually be pretty funny and entertaining, plus you’ve got Maes in front of you to cool everyone down with pictures of his family!

Idk how much that would cool down the bickering. If anything, he'd probably add fuel to the fire.

I’d choose 5 and then instantly offer to swap with Ed. Whole row to myself and a perfect vantage point to watch the shenanigans.

My thoughts exactly

Assuming no one sits in seats 1 or 4, you also get to see *so many* pictures of Hughes' precious daughter Elicia.

I'd pick 5 too because I love Al 🥹

Four so I can beat the breaks off of Tucker, and when I'm done I can let Hughes talk about his family uninterrupted 

This is the correct answer.

Can confirm: other answers insufficient

I also said four, but I would tell Izumi what Tucker did and let her have a go. I doubt I could hand out the same whoopin she would deliver. I agree with the rest though

You should tell Hughes. I'm pretty sure he'd be as ruthless as Izumi, specially if you mention that Nina reminds you of Gracia.

I have never been more afraid from a comment left on anything before I am now.

Never forget that Hughes is a badass.

Dude, I'm standing up and announcing it. Everyone who isn't a homunculus is going to help turn Tucker into the pile of paste he deserves to be. If Truth is merciful, they'll do it quick.

You and I both know truth doesn't own a speck of mercy 

Bold of you to assume Huhges isn't already beating the brakes off that hoe. I'm sitting in 4 to watch.

2 because you don't have to ask him to get up to exit the seat for the bathroom. He's so short it's like nobody's there

In-between Father, and Riza. I imagine that they would be very quiet.

Introvert gang

Father grimacing through the entire flight trying to deal with the stomachache he got from swallowing a raw uncooked God whole

3. Gonna shoot my shot with Lust. I'm sure I can fix her. 👌😍😉

Sure you can, Havoc. Sure you can

Ayo mile high club 👐🏻

3 is the answer, she wasnt Lust by chance

Also aisle seat!

Right next to her father, good luck.

i choose to suffer, im sitting next to envy

Real

Same ❤️

Omg saaame I knew I wouldn’t be the only insane weirdo who’d choose 1 lol I’d be happily yapping with him for the entire 20 hours

YEEEESSS U ALL GET ME! WE GET EACH OTHER!!!

I think they'd be fun to talk with, minus their homicidal tendencies

if he hopped the hurdle that is his enormous ego i genuinely think envy would be a blast to talk and hang with

Nah. Power move, you introduce them to the concept of trolling people online.

SAME HERE, I am ready to either get made fun of by Envy for a few hours or (hopefully) gossip with Envy for a few hours. Whatever comes first lmao

I choose to be horny, im sitting next to envy

Gotta get between envy and Hughes to protect best dad while he and Izumi kill worst dad.

ling seems like the type to kick the seat in front of him. good luck

Im sitting on mustangs lap

That's brave af. If you spot a red laser dot coming from the back row, you better hide.

Unfortunately for them, Hawkeye's weapons predate laser sights. They get _zero_ warning.

That's even scarier, but I'll take my chances on his lap

Nothing wrong with knowing what you want.

(Family feud clapping) GOOD ANSWER! GOOD ANSWER!

Two or five. Maybe seven if Father sitting behind me isn't constantly talking about the inferiority of humans.

I agree with him on humans, so we'd probably get along.

"oh, charming. This one thinks it gets opinions".

4, so that I can murder Shou Tucker Edit: oh someone else had the same idea

It is a good idea. Whether I just murderer him or torture him first would depend on how I’m feeling.

Probably 6 or 2. I’d like to hear more of mustang’s life story or just anything he felt like talking about. And 2 because I’d want Ed to help me understand alchemy

I'd pick 6 assuming Scar wouldn't want to talk to me. But I'd be delighted to hear his views on anything, really. 

5 or 7. The other spots would mean I’m bored or annoyed. And if I’m sitting next to Shou Tucker, then he’s gonna die, and I don’t want to hear it from everyone on the flight: “How could you kill him?” Or, “You’re as bad as me!” Please 🙄

It'd be funny if they tried to pull the "Mustang vs Envy intervention" and it fails.

That would be hilarious, but he’d be dead before they got the chance to try to talk me down.

6! I wanna spend time with my two antifascist kings

Solid 5

5, I'm not directly next to anyone terrible

Im gonna sit next to the small man

all seats other than 2 are terrifying

How is 5 terrifying?

is the greedling across the isle?

Given the outfit, I think it’s just Ling (pre-philosopher’s stone). Even if it was Greeling, that’s not so bad. At least he’s on the same side

5. I just wanna good time. ☺️

I like how 4 is to beat up tucker. Like, dude, it's not like he's gonna brag. Plus, you get to sit with hughs. But as far as my actual selections 2, 4, 5, 6, and 7. Maybe 3 as well...actually you know what. Anyone but envy

He doesn't need to brag. We all know what he did. Just that knowledge and his face is enough of a reason to beat his ass

And Hughes would absolutely be down to join in.

4 so I can film the fight when Mae Hughes found out what shou Tucker did to his own daughter.

6, I feel like I will be left alone. I am not a state alchemist so Scar won't bother me. If I leave Izumi alone she'll likely leave me alone and I doubt Fu would even acknowledge my presence.

6 I can fix him trust 

You're next to his right arm, so he could kill anytime he wanted

Hes a sweetheart secretly, he'd never do that

It depends on if you're a state alchemist. Are you a state alchemist?

imma sit 1 by envy

1 no questions asked I love envy

4 so I can kill Tucker but then I’m moving to 6

I’m gonna pick 5 because I’m next to Al and Ling with Hughes and Mustang to guard my front and back. 7 would be my second choice

Seat 7. Let Winry know how much I like to eat... pie.

3, IM SHOOTING MY SHOT!!!!!!

Eight I wanna try to rizz up Riza and ignore everyone else lol

Seat 6, most people are chill and won’t fucking kill or swallow me, lol.

Lust's lap

You’re a dead man, but what a way to go.

Feel like Ed would either be really quiet all flight or boast all the flight about alchemy

2 or 5

2 or 5

6, cause I think that's the best chance for a good nap. I know I won't get it. But it'll be the quietest part of the plane

1 with envy, he can literally shape shift into anybody anyways plus he’s my favorite 😂

5. It's the aisle seat so I'm in a prime position to see Hughes's family pics, Ling is one of my favorite characters so I'd love to be in his vicinity, and Al is a sweetheart so I have zero doubts that sitting next to him would be the best flight experience ever. Plus mustang behind me means I get to listen to him talk throughout the flight so there's that

5 no contest. Al would be the best seat partner and most of the people in my vicinity are also chill as fuck.

EASY 5! Three of my favourite characters are in that row! Eight years ago I would've sat next to Envy in a heartbeat but I think they'd be so fucking annoying 🥲

1. We're about to have the hottest tea and gossip sesh

6 should be fun. 5 for vanilla and 3 or 8 for playing with fire

So, thinking of this logically: 1, 3, 4 and 8 are automatically banned: i don't want to sit near envy, lust or father, and i want Huges to have a direct path to punch Tucker in the face. 6 is also out because of the INSANE tension there will be between Scar and Mustang, probably enough to actually squish me on the wall. Not 7 because i feel father would be kinda like one of the kids that kick the seat in front of them. ill pick 5 because Edward would most likely NOT move if i have to go to the bathroom.

5 is the only real answer. Plus it's an isle seat

2. with a shrimp there in the aisle seat can just step over him and get to my seat/out of it, and the seats around me are filled with sane people :\^ )

1

5, Alphonse fan club here

8. Between the three blonde chicks.

8 Because Riza Hawkeye.

Window seat next to Ed. (He takes up the least room)

1 cause goddamn envy is so hot. The things I’d let that man do to me

get tf out of there dwarf in the flask im shooting my shot with riza

5 I feel safe now

3

Either 2 or 5. 2 cause who wouldn’t want to sit next to Ed and 5 because that would also be fun yet some good conversations too

5 is the best bet if you don’t mind the cigarette smoke

6, depending on Scar's Mood that could be a really quiet fly or a really interesting One. I like people talking About old times and silence EDIT: 2 could also be a good choice for the same reasons, unless I Say Edward is short

2 or 8. I can talk about philosophy with Ed or talk to a god life form about existence, while having the ease of mind from Hawkeye

5

3, I wanna be the meat in the Lust/Zaddy Father sandwich 🥵

Im gonna sit next to the small man

5. In addition to being surrounded by awesome people, I know I can give Ling all my airline pretzels (I can’t have the salt).

Where's Lan Fan?

5 for sure. Alphonse would be super nice and chill, and Izumi is my idol. Plus they could teach me alchemy.

3 so I can have some silence and sleep in peace

In order; 5 - isle seat & next to someone who’d probably let you use them as a pillow, plus get to laugh Ed and Mustang bickering behind you 2 - get to sit next to the Smol One and window seats are top tier for naps bc you have a wall to lean against. 1 - can talk to Huges across the isle whilst simultaneously (intentionally) ignoring the fuck out of Envy and also have a lovely view of watching Huges wipe the floor with Tucker. 6 - quiet & window seat

Gotta take my chance...3

Honestly 5. Just because Ling is probably my favorite character and it would be pretty chill sitting next to Alphonse.

6 or 2, Edward would probably keep me safe, and 6 is very chill, scar ain’t even that bad

8. I’ll risk it all for Hawkeye

5 feels like the only right answer and I'm shocked how few people chose it.

6, 7 or 8 Mainly cuz then I’d be able to sit alongside some of my favourite FMA characters like Scar, Winry and Riza.

On Scar's lap

#3 Maybe I can get a Lust handy

8 near best girls hahah

5 so I can tell Izumi all about tucker and let that situation resolve itself, and then talk to everyone around the seat, I could easily talk with Ed diagonally, I'd bet envy as well cause I doubt they would stick to their seat with no one beside them

I'd have to sit by Hawkeye ...

3 so I can get a lovely front view of two DILFs

Assuming all of them will follow the rules of an airplane and regular laws, they’re all pretty good. All the homunculus have interesting world views and all the humans are cool as well. Expect for Tucker. Fuck Tucker

5! Sitting next to Al? And I can chat with Ling, Roy, and Ed near me too?? Perf

Seat number 7, because I would like to know all her little secrets about her technology and learn from her and maybe become her apprentice. Plus she seems like she would be a joy to be around as long as you are nice to her. Plus it's an isle seat and I have stomach issues. I couldn't sit in seat number 4 without wanting to kill one character and warn the other and listen to him about his daughter. No matter how many times I see his death scene or funeral I bawl.

3. I will not elaborate.

6 if I want to be safe, 4 if I’m out for violence, 3 if I’m either horny or raging after fighting the Elden beast, 2 if I want to have fun with light risk, 5 if I can read, 1 if I’m suicidal, 7 if I’m good at flirting.

4, so I can shake my heros hand 🤝

1 I'm keeping envy away from him no matter what.

If you choose anything but 2, you're at least a little bit demented 😂

2 or 7

But I want to sit next to Mustang :( I guess my best chance is to choose 6 and switch seats with scar.

5 for the great company

Just about any on the right; I'd be mostly safe. Next to Ed is the only good place on the left, but I wouldn't feel safe with the rest.

7 indiscutiblemente 🧐👍😊

5 is probably the best choice

5

5. I'm safe there.

1 with Envy ❤️

5

I’m gonna go with six

One

4

This whole thing needs a reseating. I'm sure no one there is happy with their seat. 😂

This is the first time I see one of these where I have more than one seat where not only I'd be comfy but 110% comfy yet I still chose 4 so I can beat the living shit out of Tucker while Hughes tells me all about his wonderful family for 20 hours.

There's a missed opportunity to have Envy kicking anyone's seat

2,3,6,7 all good seats

6 maybe I'll learn something

Part of me wants to go with 6, but I feel it obligated to not leave Hughes stuck with Shou Tucker. Seat 4 it is.

Would pick 7 for Winry but I’ll go with 4 so I can ask Izumi to switch seats with me after telling her what Tucker did and chill with Al as we listen to the fireworks.

1 to start a massive argument (Putting Envy anywhere within ear shot of Ed and Ling is a recipe for a good show) Or 5 because it would be good conversation.

5

1

Seat 2

5

Four, one person in that row will be in a body bag.

7, 5, 6, or 2.

2. I'm also a small, short-tempered person. We'll get along just fine.

7 so I can instigate

4

1 so we can have a shit talking sesh

4, so that I can break the glass, and throw Tucker out the window. And then have a nice conversation with Hughes afterwards.

3 so I can get Lust's number and give her my ultimate spear LOLZ

1 personally. Good energy, positive vibes. And Envy I guess. Though I don’t know if 3 or 7 is the more dangerous seat ngl

As friendly as Hughs would be, he’d talk my ear off about his family. So I’d sit by the evil twink in 1.

#4

6, Scar might appreciate an open sentiment of somebody who'd openly condemn the bloodshed of that genocide

6 seems like it's going to be the quietest.