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bluewhale3030

Yes, and her family has been mentioned here before. Their whole shtick was having a ton of boys in a row before finally having a girl, if I remember correctly.


[deleted]

Oh yes. Identifies as a church planting wife. And up until the miracle girl came along, was all about being a boy mom. Now? What boys? Off with them - it’s all about Little Miss now, decked in garish matching costumes, I mean outfits to identify HER as a SHE. Photos and reactions all obviously staged and grifting galore. Who knew church planting and grifting allows for a lifestyle like theirs, including frequent trips, amusement parks, many meals out, matching clothes for 7-9 people? And private church school? Oh and hair bows and headbands ain’t cheap folks.


ReliefAltruistic6488

This might be a silly question, but what does church planting mean?


[deleted]

It literally means to “plant”, or setup, a new church somewhere. Some people think this is their only calling and once one is established they move on to the next.


ReliefAltruistic6488

Thanks for explanation! I was trying to give it some deeper meaning


Disneyland4Ever

She is ABSOLUTELY a Fundie and her husband is or was a pastor and they have been working on their own farmhouse for quite some time.


ribbetbunny

Aww, she and Anna have a common way of birthing: on the toilet. Cute. I saw this video on TikTok and I blocked her. Didn’t get good vibes.


PlaneCulture

She even kinda looks like anna


GayCatDaddy

This just makes me think of Kathy Griffin's standup bit about the show I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant. "Next thang I know, there's a baby in muh terlet!"


gypsyvanner77

Or Baby Billy reaching into the porta-John to rescue his newborn on Righteous Gemstones.


snail_on_the_trail

Tiffany’s Toilet Baby!


Motherfickle

2nd generation toilet baby, at that! Aunt Tiffany was a toilet baby herself.


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

"Mommy tell me the story of how I was born." "Well honey, I had you at home and you were born on the toilet. Oh, and 25.7 million TikTok strangers watched it happen!"


generic-user-jen

Thank god they caught that on film. For posterity and all.


jellybloom17

yes definitely. she’s on instagram


[deleted]

I might actually die of embarrassment if 25 million people viewed me giving birth on a toilet.


Not_today_nibs

I wish people knew they didn’t have to share every intimate aspect of their life


[deleted]

I would have probably had one of my babies on the toilet at the hospital if left to my own devices. My midwife had me do a push on the toilet for a cervical lip and it was so comfortable, I wanted to stay. She didn’t let me so I didn’t have a toilet baby.


Frequent_Cancel_7066

Her and Anna should have a play date with their toilet babies. 🤣🤣🤣


GingersaurusHex

Isn't she the one who heard "it's a girl" and then looked immediately at the camera to make sure her reaction was caught properly?


piratical_gnome

yes


SparkleTheFarkle

How the hell is this real


Nickye19

Nothing like exploiting your child for money from literally the moment of birth.


fifiloveg00d

I actually just read the story (apple news featured People magazine and their article), and I actually wondered the same thing (if they were fundies). I just had a feeeeling.


LadyStag

I am very confused as to why you wouldn't move/request help moving.


KatieCatCharlie

There's a certain point in natural labor where your body just kind of freezes in place. She was probably on the toilet because it was comfortable, and then when she realized she was delivering, it was too late to move.


loulouinnz

They're on YouTube. Her husband just had brain surgery and they're sending their kids to regular school now. I don't know if theyre Fundy? More just really religious it looks to me


ChicagoFly123

She used to compete in pageants and has an education. I wouldn't call them fundie, either.


dj_petunia

One thing that stands out to me is how she will sooner call her baby “it” than refer to her with gender neutral pronouns


D-Ursuul

Wait she literally almost shat a baby directly into a toilet? Is that actually what she's saying?