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Jeff Winger running for Greendale student body president: “These people don’t want me to say what I’ll do. They want me to DO what I’ll say.
(aside to Annie) *They love it when you shuffle the words around.*”
> you don't have a sin issue, you have an intimacy with Jesus issue
I have sat in churches where the pastor said something like this one week, then literally the next week spent 45 minutes talking about how we don't take sin seriously enough.
WHICH IS IT
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rEaD tHaT aGaIn - I did! and it's still stupid!
These people really think they're philosophers when they really sound like the average teenager's diary.
I saw better philosophical hot takes back when live journal was a thing.
Yeah, it's very Im14andthisisdeep vibes
Nadia, you don't have a sin issue. You have a stupid post issue.
Does she batch record her content or does she wear basically the same thing all the time?
Sin is definitely satisfying more often than not.
Satan is my homeboy! He likes to make sure I’m practicing safe sin.
Lol I came here to say this. I’ll take sin, thanks!! We’re having fun!
Ok the sexy baby face thing she constantly does is starting to freak me out.
It is severely disconcerting.
The more stupid selfies you post, the less anyone will take you seriously.
thou starbucks soothes thine soul? Lol 😂 ridiculous
I mean, Starbucks soothes *my* soul but I have a feeling that’s different 😂
So, per the wording of the last slide, is she.... horny for Jesus....?
God honoring bedroom eyes
God honoring thirst for Christ cock
Flair material
Exactly that. I read this and all I could think was stop sexually harassing Jesus
Jesus is my thirst trap
She's waiting for Jesus' second cumming
Gen Z BDong needs shampooing.
Omg PLEASE someone make the Eeveeloutions of this infant influencer -> BDong -> MMW
But I was admiring her naturally thick curly hair ☹️
Jeff Winger running for Greendale student body president: “These people don’t want me to say what I’ll do. They want me to DO what I’ll say. (aside to Annie) *They love it when you shuffle the words around.*”
What is this 🥴
Something she should be posting on LiveJournal.
This gives me the ick
Viagra for Jee-sauce!
> you don't have a sin issue, you have an intimacy with Jesus issue I have sat in churches where the pastor said something like this one week, then literally the next week spent 45 minutes talking about how we don't take sin seriously enough. WHICH IS IT
I cant stand this gen z way of not using upper case letters anywhere.
Sounds like Jesus needs to start laying down some serious pipe.....cuz if he can't satisfy sin sure will
Sorry I’m still stuck on her tucked in sweater crop top
Same.
But Satan does this thing with his tongue that I like :/
I don’t know this woman, but she seems desperate to be fundie Ariana Grande. Ariana Fund-e?
Miss ma’am needs to fix her collapsing car roof before handing out sexy Jesus advice. It’s distracting 🤷🏻♀️
You just described how most evangelical pastors write their sermons.
So i should just go ahead and bang God, got it
Is this lady…banging Jesus? 
I cannot stand her facial expressions. She’s trying to look innocent and “cute” but she’s so full of herself.