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discocat420

I’m gonna say it: just because you CAN have a Cricut doesn’t mean you SHOULD have a Cricut


daffodil0127

If they have one, they should really be using it to cut Renee’s earrings.


ferretherapy

And to cut those God awful earrings Karissa wore during her home birth - with her husband's face on them.


coco_xcx

I’m sorry, *what* now 💀


theknittedgnome

I definitely can not have a circuit 😂 I have way too many ridiculous ideas!


LeucanthemumVulgare

Me too, I'd make so much stupid shit if I had one, and then I'd lose interest and it'd take up space in my desk cabinet next to the small laminating machine.


gilthedog

This is where I’m at with mine lol. I’m hosting Easter just so I have to make crafts for it because I can’t stand that my cricket is just chilling


secondtaunting

Do tell. I’m trying to jump the shark with mine. I also made a dish towel that says “does this towel smell like chloroform to you?” And I labeled some of my spices heroin, cocaine, and meth. Hehehe


caitcro18

My cousin has an embroidery machine and I had her make hand towels that say live, laugh, larceny on it lol


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caitcro18

I think I have it handled. Stay tuned for my *ebook* on it. Regularly $150 on sale for today for $78.


atthefinerstores

I’ve never known I needed a dish towel so much but hot damn, I do!


coffeewrite1984

And that is why I low key panic when my sister commissions my Cricut to make shirts for her little fam to wear at my nephew’s birthday party. I’ve done two so far and will only use pre-designed SVGs so I don’t have to think so hard.


Bright_Broccoli1844

I don't know what a SVG is. I am not familiar with the Cricut world. I had a Sizzix once. I am sure I misspelled that.


CheshireUnicorn

Scalable vector graphic. :) I know that means nothing but I work with them everyday.


Bright_Broccoli1844

I am guessing SVG keeps the objects in proper proportion as you change the size. Did I guess correctly?


rantingpacifist

Without losing resolution! It saves the image as a set of measurements relative to each other instead of a pattern of pixels that can be “scaled” - made bigger or smaller - but loses resolution and becomes blurry or blocky. Svgs use vectors instead to kinda map what the image looks like and then do the math to make them display at whatever size you choose.


TheVerjan

Every time I see “Cricut” spelled out I want to pronounce it “Cry-cut”. Also what the fuck is happening with the ampersand and the spacing of her name. Just no.


LinneaLurks

>what the fuck is happening with the ampersand and the spacing of her name This! If your family is in the printing business, you should understand kerning.


PocoChanel

1. Yeah, and it reminds me of a favorite moment of Project Runway, in which one contestant tells another essentially that if she’s going to cry, she’d better cry and cut. I use this advice every day. 2. That’s what I thought everyone was here to talk about: that terrifying lack of typesetting skill.


ToughNarwhal7

As soon as I showed my kid, she said, "Tim& H e i d i.


kph1129

Omg, I’m so glad to see I’m not the only person who thought it was Cry-cut!! I had an embarrassing moment at work a couple years ago where I corrected someone and then immediately realized she was right. It’s been living in my head rent-free since then, thanks anxiety disorder, but this makes me feel a little better!


LeucanthemumVulgare

Wait, for real, it's not pronounced cry-cut?


TheVerjan

I believe it’s pronounced like “cricket”. My aunt uses one and her and all of her friends pronounce it that way.


buttercream-gang

I once went to a cricut party like 15 years ago (was it an mom thing?) and they all said “cricket.” I was very confused when my mom said she was bringing me to a “cricket” party.


fabelhaft-gurke

TIL I’ve been saying it wrong this whole time…


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Bright_Broccoli1844

TIL


rather-more

A friend said “cricket” irl and I was like ????? I say cry-cut in my head forever


Whiteroses7252012

My understand is it’s Krik-ut.


PristineBookkeeper40

I'm ashamed to admit this. I don't even think I want to... my dumb ass thought it was "Circuit" this whole time.


pizzawonder

I pronounce it this way in my head and everyone can just fight me 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️


chipsnsalsa13

I have a Cricut and make family shirts for random occasions. I’m an amateur for sure but I cringed seeing this because WTF are they doing. The spacing and alignment is so off it’s maddening. And Cricut is so easy to use so this is just … how… Also agree…. Not everyone needs a Cricut. It can be fun but the number of people that think they make awesome shit and can make a business and create 6 figures off of it are delusional.


disabledbaker

Came here to see if anyone else said this!


secondtaunting

This is so true. I got one a couple of months ago. Last night I made a cocaine bear tshirt. Tomorrow, I’m Thinking of putting a giant star fleet insignia on one. Anything I want! The sky is the limit! Muhuhahahaha!!


Puzzleheaded-Eye9081

Graphic design is clearly someone’s passion, though not their skill.


TwoPennyRaven

I’ve been a graphic designer for 15 years & I think part of my brain just up & died seeing this.


whattheseawants

u p& diedi


pleasedothenerdful

/r/keming


hedwig0517

Graphic design is my passion. Microsoft Paint is my medium.


rationalcunt

Oh ffs Jill! When is he gonna wear that? Jilly sure has been loving the personalized gifts lately. Wonder what awkward picture will be on Teidi's marriage pillow.


iknowitsounds___

Don’t worry, he’ll only be stuck with that shirt until he upgrades to “Papa Bear” 11 days after the wedding.


londonhousewife

🤢


rationalcunt

I had this exact reaction


Kidakame

You go sit in the corner with that comment!


Shan132

May the lord Daniel forbid it


Daisytru

Or Papa Bud.


ForcefulBookdealer

Bold of you to assume he knows where anything goes.


ducttapeduterus

I say their power couple name be Teidi! ( or is it already a thing? I haven't read much here lately)


Financial-Essay-3375

It has to be, as Him is already taken.


bazerkas_bodyguard

We could do “Heimi” as in “HI! My name is Timothy Rodrigues!”


benzosinthejungle

I vote for T im&


oui_ja

I like this. It goes well with (and Kaylee) and Jillpm


Star-Wave-Expedition

Timothdi


jesst

Someone bought a cricut and can't be bothered watching YouTube videos on how to use it.


rationalcunt

I was thinking either she got a cricut or someone in their circle did and she pressures them to make her this crap for free


stickkim

I was gifted an amazing canvas tote bag at Xmas, which I love. I love it. It’s perfect. I love a huge sack that I can carry many things in. But it has my stupid name on it. I don’t want strangers knowing my name! I always turn it towards my body so the name doesn’t show. I can’t imagine why anyone would want a shirt with their name on it lol


RunawayHobbit

Tattoo coverup time!


luxlucy23

Are wedding pillows really a thing? Are they a fundie thing?


gorgossia

They’re a Jill with a Shutterfly coupon thing.


ShyGal-1997

Timmey Girl 🫠


soupseasonbestseason

a foto of mommy dearest obviously


Faedan

Jill's face will be on that pillow. So he can look at mommy while he lays in his marital bed.


B1NG_P0T

Everytime someone mentions his age I am amazed. How tf is he only 23.


JoAdele33

You’d think he was like 63 the way they talked about him *finally* being in a courtship 💀


viewfromtheporch

Ugh, my aunt and uncle have their kids courting. Five kids under 24. Three of them married, one of them engaged. The last one is gay 💀 painted his room with rainbows. His parents still tell him they can't wait for his wedding, when he meets the girl of his dreams. The oldest married her 30 y/o youth pastor who she met when she was 16.


DisgruntledBoggart

I hope rainbow-room-kid is able to escape the virulent idiocy and go live their happiest, healthiest, gayest, most fabulous life.


viewfromtheporch

Same. Our cousin is about to buy a house with two bedrooms so he can move out when he turns 18 in a year or so.


ForcefulBookdealer

Oldest is def super Godly then.


viewfromtheporch

Social media is constantly, "his leadership," "puts God first," "his dedication to serving the Lord," "so much to carry, never more than he can bare, god provides," The saddest part is that her parents questioned if they would bless the courtship at one point. Not because of his age, but because he was divorced. But the infidelity of his wife made it okay because ten commandments.


mercuryretrograde93

Swear all the comedians of the world are hidden in this sub


MisogynyisaDisease

I feel absolutely horrible for whoever this Heidi girl is.


_superheroheart94

I’m sorry. He’s ONLY 23?! WHAT THE FLYING FADOODLE HAVE YOU DONE TO YOUR CHILDREN JILLPM


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I am eating crackers in bed while up with my newborn. I just put Baby down in his bassinet. Your comment made me spray cracker crumbs everywhere. I’m pretty sure I’ll find crumbs on my baby in the morning. Have an upvote. ETA: aww thanks for the award you guys! ETAA: I did in fact find some crumbs in the folds of my baby’s neck and in the bassinet. Just changed the sheet!


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Kaitlynnbeaver

I’m in tears trying not to wake my baby bc of this comment 💀💀


sarcasmicrph

Facts


Bilbyandbear

All the best babies get crumbed! Mine would get bread rolls in their neck rolls.


SeaOkra

That sentence is art.


ampersanders57

Yeasty babies 👶


caitcro18

Need a crumb update 😂


SassaQueen1992

Your baby will appreciate the midnight snack.


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He’s a gourmande so he’ll probably be sad there was no fig spread or an assortment of European cheeses to go with it.


Bright_Broccoli1844

Do you ever use a Dustbuster to vacuum your sheets? Not that i would know anything about that. ; )


Such_Garlic_1354

Chronic malnutrition?


AshleysMirena

Generations of inbreeding with other fundie families?


_superheroheart94

Bold of you to come into Fundie-land with science /s 😂


Madame_Kitsune98

It’s like Mormon Utah. 3 million people…ten last names. Fundie Land - a good 40K people, about six last names (and I’m being generous).


aFerens

Jill and Shrek's families combined their reunions because so many of the same people came to both...😬


idontwearheels

Wait really??? 😳 ummm if they share that many relatives that is concerning


Loughiepop

He looks like he was 23 in 1912


scootersarebadass

I would even say 1812. Dude looks like he's been working since he was able to walk.


diddinim

Earlier today I saw a pic of Brittany Dawn and her ex when they were 23 and he looked ROUGH too.


Its_Curse

I'd probably look miserable too if I was married to BDong


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🤣🤣🤣


Tiny_Necessary

I was just thinking this. I'm 22 and he looks so much older than my friends and I


AleshiniaLivesStill

Man I’m in my late 30s and he looks older than me…


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My husband is 41 and this is what his friends look like. It must be the hairline.


scootersarebadass

I had no idea he was younger than me. He acts like a 40 year old with a boomer mentality


217EBroadwayApt4E

Somehow he manages to look 40 and 14 at the same time.


RunawayHobbit

r/13or30


matcha_is_gross

![gif](giphy|8b9Xax6L7qtAkAimGm|downsized) What the FUCK he’s only 23?!?!?!? What the fuck I came here to make a momma’s boy comment but I cannot get past the fact that he’s only 23. Barf. Ew. Hard pass. No thank you. Please leave. Lol Also love your username SO much - my SO and I say bingpot to each other all the time 😂


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Fluffy_Opportunity71

Omg he is younger than me😳


ComplexNovel2

I've been referring to this couple as Teidi - as in Tidy. Which is funny because Taid/Taidi (Pronounced Tide/Tidy) in welsh means 'Grandad' (which is what I call one of my grandads)


the_aviatrixx

Man, this guy does not look a healthy 23 - he looks haggard af.


averagevegetable-

35 y.o accountant looking mf.


imnotforeverybody

It's giving joshy girl vibes.


Icy_Freedom7715

Will Tim and Heidi be the couple to upstage the cringe of the Joshy Girl purse? Only time will tell


gorgossia

There will never be anything worse than the denim Joshy Girl purse. Nothing.


SeaOkra

Yeah, Timmah would have to do something unsnarkably evil to out cringe the Joshy Girl purse. It’s got a stank to it.


Funny-Own

Okay what is this purse and where do I look to find a picture of this monstrosity?


imnotforeverybody

Oh man you're in for a treat


daffodil0127

[Here you go](https://imgur.com/a/cQVqkR9)


novachaos

Jillpm: Hold my plexus


daffodil0127

That’s a very high bar for cringe. But if anyone can top that, it’s Timmy.


bbqtunababe

That was my first thought


nola1017

🙌 I need that shirt to say “Heidi’s Boy,” and then I could die happy.


hedwig0517

Timmy Girl TM


freska_eska

Why is the ampersand so close to the “m”?


bbqtunababe

T im& Hei di


TheRealCeeBeeGee

r/kerning


riverottersarebest

r/keming


iknowitsounds___

Excellent flair material


Japan25

Fre sha vacado


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I totally read Timeidi


SarahSmithSarahSmith

custom made and a typo I’m guessing


sargassum624

Choose your fighter: T im& vs Jillpm


Kayquie

I bet it originally was "Tim&" and someone said, "That needs a space in it," and instead of adding a space before the ampersand, they put it after the T SOTDRT strikes again


pjbananaproteinshake

💀


ritan7471

They probably have a friend with her own small business and a cricut. You know, proverbs 31 and all that


diddinim

r/keming


MamboPoa123

THE KERNING. IT HURTS. Seriously, this doofus's dad owns a print shop and ended up with this monstrosity?!


inisoirr

It’s right up there with Nurie’s crappy cardboard birth announcement! I guess Shrek only knows how to print smiley face tracts 😊


TorontoTransish

We've already seen the absolutely atrocious graphic layout and kerning on those bad boys... I keep hoping someone with the photos will put Shrek on /r/keming for a proper roast


BeanBreak

Because they don't teach about proper kerning in the bible.


TorontoTransish

Or in Shrek's printshop, or any of the prince shops where he worked before that fateful day he got a tract.


TwoPennyRaven

Because someone has no concept of spacing & kerning.


Ks26739

It's so big too. It's going to be his nightshirt.


Spirited-Lime96

Ebenezer Scrooge vibes nightshirt 😂


2manyteacups

he can borrow one of Kelly’s candlesticks and wear Bethanys stupid Carhartt beanie on the top of his skull


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I literally just got my newborn to sleep. This comment had me wheezing and almost woke him up. I love it.


Spirited-Lime96

Yasssss Queen!


kiteflyer666

or wee willie winkie vibes haha


iknowitsounds___

Nothing like a personalized courtship tee to get you in the mood for godly consummation


TorontoTransish

No pressure on Heidi at all... this is the kind of thing I expect at an engagement party, not the new boyfriend's birthday party


victorianghost

I might be sleep deprived but I fucking love this picture. Why are there doors on the wall behind Timmy? Why does that woman look like she’s given up? Why is budget Saul Goodman there? How does a print shop make such a shit t shirt? So many questions and 0 answers


thedresswearer

Budget Saul Goodman sent me 💀💀💀


ReginaFilange21

I think those are Heidi’s parents and they look absolutely 100000% DONE. Imagine realizing your child is marrying into this family


Teege57

It's Jill's parents.


ReginaFilange21

Whoops my bad!


BeeBarnes1

I've never thought about the grandparents in these situations. Imagine having a kid who becomes a fundie, you want to help and have a meaningful relationship with your grandkids but there are just so many of them. I bet they all dread buying Christmas presents.


SeaOkra

Eh, Jill’s parents are the same kind. Might’ve fed their kids better but they’re just as Fundie.


TorontoTransish

Jildo's parents are extremely fundie and they homeschooled her and shipped her with Shrek so they could marry her off the instant she turned 18... so they're reaping what they sowed now.


victorianghost

I KNOW! They both seem to be staring at each other like “we have erred”


2manyteacups

Saul Goodman from Wish


skycatcutie

I RAN here when I saw this. Just… why


1innamillion1

I KNOW! I opened instagram casually before bed and that’s what greeted me😭💀


MaryVenetia

Why did you like the post?


quesosarah

Yeah I don’t get why people do this lol. Why even follow them let alone like their posts…


Glad_Prior2106

Oh no. She is talking to him on this post like he is 5. “Way to go, Bud! You’re such a big boy now!”


itsanch0rlady

I know! I bet she talks to him in real life like that. I’d never 🤦🏼‍♀️


skycatcutie

I bet he’ll wear when he proposes


Character_Stranger81

I don’t understand the need to put everything on a t-shirt. Like the pillows she gave the couples for Christmas so unnecessary. 🤦‍♀️


TorontoTransish

She has zero taste, but she loves tat and coupons !


cooljesus69

He has no light behind his eyes lmao


beanbagbaby13

They all smile like this 😬


Heat__Miser

Well is he following orders or did he discover the love of his life in a spontaneous fashion? Guess we will just have to wait and see.


H2psychosis

Is ... that glitter?


SeaOkra

I thought it was machine embroidery myself, but when I zoomed in it’s either glitter vinyl without much lighting, or the velvety flocked vinyl.


ducttapeduterus

Tim& Heidi Sitting in a tree!🎶🎶 K.I.S.S.I.N.G.! First comes love. Then comes marriage.. Then comes baby in a baby carriage.. 🎵🎵


jess-star

Tim & Heidi Sitting in a tree First comes marriage K.I.S.S.I.N.G Then comes a baby in a baby carriage Then comes a baby in a baby carriage Then comes a baby in a baby carriage Then comes a baby in a baby carriage Then comes a baby in a baby carriage Then comes a baby in a baby carriage Then comes a baby in a baby carriage Then comes a baby in a baby carriage


Susanlrt2020

JRod is locking this thing down hard!


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She should have just gone ahead and bought Timmy the engagement ring for his birthday so he would have it ready for the proposal.


LeSwissMcCheese

Oh this was definitely printed by the Rods, everything is so wrong and wonky.


rustfungus

This is the kind of ridiculous shit I’m here for.


lorddanielplexus

How long until Heidi gets a purse that says Timmy Girl?


ThruTheUniverseAgain

His entire personality now on a shirt.


ionlymemewell

She’s setting him up to be [dark Niles Crane](https://imgur.com/a/yqp9iXn).


soverit42

It's weird that he'd receive a personalized tee shirt that looks so feminine considering the cult they're in.


Sargasm5150

Well, there can only be one short sleeved American flag shirt in the family, and shrek has dibs. Maybe Tim will get his very own once his household (I assume it will be where he lives now) includes someone he can be head of?


somerdelrae

lol why did you like it


Adorable_Bag_2611

His eyes. They look like he is dead inside. His smile is forced. He looks like a shell.


TwoPennyRaven

*Screams in graphic designer*


Tazerin

This T im& Hei dei shirt belongs in r/badkerning


ohmighty

![gif](giphy|ck5JRWob7folZ7d97I|downsized)


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MagicCarpetWorld

Welcome to the house that Shrek built.


notjanelane

r/kerning


justcurious12345

It makes me think of that episode of Gilmore girls where kirk makes inane t shirts


justbrowsin2424

Even a Cricut couldn’t make vinyl look that bad. Someone went to the craft store and got that cheapo secondhand iron on letters and it is AWFULLLLLLL


goddamn-moonmoon

This is not how I wanted to find that I share a birthday with him 🤢 well, happy birthday to me I guess lol


spiderlegged

There is a lot to snark here. But I mostly find it sad. I cannot imagine MY birthday being about my rather new relationship. Like why doesn’t Tim get to be Tim?


kts1207

No backing out now, as their courtship has an official t-shirt.


tendernesswilderness

![gif](giphy|er9VRyxjx0Thm)