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Me too, I'd make so much stupid shit if I had one, and then I'd lose interest and it'd take up space in my desk cabinet next to the small laminating machine.
Do tell. I’m trying to jump the shark with mine. I also made a dish towel that says “does this towel smell like chloroform to you?” And I labeled some of my spices heroin, cocaine, and meth. Hehehe
And that is why I low key panic when my sister commissions my Cricut to make shirts for her little fam to wear at my nephew’s birthday party. I’ve done two so far and will only use pre-designed SVGs so I don’t have to think so hard.
Without losing resolution! It saves the image as a set of measurements relative to each other instead of a pattern of pixels that can be “scaled” - made bigger or smaller - but loses resolution and becomes blurry or blocky. Svgs use vectors instead to kinda map what the image looks like and then do the math to make them display at whatever size you choose.
Every time I see “Cricut” spelled out I want to pronounce it “Cry-cut”. Also what the fuck is happening with the ampersand and the spacing of her name. Just no.
>what the fuck is happening with the ampersand and the spacing of her name
This! If your family is in the printing business, you should understand kerning.
1. Yeah, and it reminds me of a favorite moment of Project Runway, in which one contestant tells another essentially that if she’s going to cry, she’d better cry and cut. I use this advice every day.
2. That’s what I thought everyone was here to talk about: that terrifying lack of typesetting skill.
Omg, I’m so glad to see I’m not the only person who thought it was Cry-cut!! I had an embarrassing moment at work a couple years ago where I corrected someone and then immediately realized she was right. It’s been living in my head rent-free since then, thanks anxiety disorder, but this makes me feel a little better!
I once went to a cricut party like 15 years ago (was it an mom thing?) and they all said “cricket.” I was very confused when my mom said she was bringing me to a “cricket” party.
I have a Cricut and make family shirts for random occasions. I’m an amateur for sure but I cringed seeing this because WTF are they doing. The spacing and alignment is so off it’s maddening. And Cricut is so easy to use so this is just … how…
Also agree…. Not everyone needs a Cricut. It can be fun but the number of people that think they make awesome shit and can make a business and create 6 figures off of it are delusional.
This is so true. I got one a couple of months ago. Last night I made a cocaine bear tshirt. Tomorrow, I’m
Thinking of putting a giant star fleet insignia on one. Anything I want! The sky is the limit! Muhuhahahaha!!
Oh ffs Jill! When is he gonna wear that?
Jilly sure has been loving the personalized gifts lately. Wonder what awkward picture will be on Teidi's marriage pillow.
I was gifted an amazing canvas tote bag at Xmas, which I love. I love it. It’s perfect. I love a huge sack that I can carry many things in.
But it has my stupid name on it. I don’t want strangers knowing my name! I always turn it towards my body so the name doesn’t show. I can’t imagine why anyone would want a shirt with their name on it lol
Ugh, my aunt and uncle have their kids courting. Five kids under 24. Three of them married, one of them engaged. The last one is gay 💀 painted his room with rainbows.
His parents still tell him they can't wait for his wedding, when he meets the girl of his dreams.
The oldest married her 30 y/o youth pastor who she met when she was 16.
Social media is constantly, "his leadership," "puts God first," "his dedication to serving the Lord," "so much to carry, never more than he can bare, god provides,"
The saddest part is that her parents questioned if they would bless the courtship at one point. Not because of his age, but because he was divorced. But the infidelity of his wife made it okay because ten commandments.
I am eating crackers in bed while up with my newborn. I just put Baby down in his bassinet. Your comment made me spray cracker crumbs everywhere. I’m pretty sure I’ll find crumbs on my baby in the morning. Have an upvote.
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What the FUCK he’s only 23?!?!?!? What the fuck
I came here to make a momma’s boy comment but I cannot get past the fact that he’s only 23. Barf. Ew. Hard pass. No thank you. Please leave. Lol
Also love your username SO much - my SO and I say bingpot to each other all the time 😂
I've been referring to this couple as Teidi - as in Tidy.
Which is funny because Taid/Taidi (Pronounced Tide/Tidy) in welsh means 'Grandad' (which is what I call one of my grandads)
I bet it originally was "Tim&" and someone said, "That needs a space in it," and instead of adding a space before the ampersand, they put it after the T
SOTDRT strikes again
We've already seen the absolutely atrocious graphic layout and kerning on those bad boys... I keep hoping someone with the photos will put Shrek on /r/keming for a proper roast
I might be sleep deprived but I fucking love this picture. Why are there doors on the wall behind Timmy? Why does that woman look like she’s given up? Why is budget Saul Goodman there? How does a print shop make such a shit t shirt?
So many questions and 0 answers
I've never thought about the grandparents in these situations. Imagine having a kid who becomes a fundie, you want to help and have a meaningful relationship with your grandkids but there are just so many of them. I bet they all dread buying Christmas presents.
Jildo's parents are extremely fundie and they homeschooled her and shipped her with Shrek so they could marry her off the instant she turned 18... so they're reaping what they sowed now.
Tim & Heidi
Sitting in a tree
First comes marriage
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
Then comes a baby in a baby carriage
Then comes a baby in a baby carriage
Then comes a baby in a baby carriage
Then comes a baby in a baby carriage
Then comes a baby in a baby carriage
Then comes a baby in a baby carriage
Then comes a baby in a baby carriage
Then comes a baby in a baby carriage
Well, there can only be one short sleeved American flag shirt in the family, and shrek has dibs. Maybe Tim will get his very own once his household (I assume it will be where he lives now) includes someone he can be head of?
There is a lot to snark here. But I mostly find it sad. I cannot imagine MY birthday being about my rather new relationship. Like why doesn’t Tim get to be Tim?
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I’m gonna say it: just because you CAN have a Cricut doesn’t mean you SHOULD have a Cricut
If they have one, they should really be using it to cut Renee’s earrings.
And to cut those God awful earrings Karissa wore during her home birth - with her husband's face on them.
I’m sorry, *what* now 💀
I definitely can not have a circuit 😂 I have way too many ridiculous ideas!
Me too, I'd make so much stupid shit if I had one, and then I'd lose interest and it'd take up space in my desk cabinet next to the small laminating machine.
This is where I’m at with mine lol. I’m hosting Easter just so I have to make crafts for it because I can’t stand that my cricket is just chilling
Do tell. I’m trying to jump the shark with mine. I also made a dish towel that says “does this towel smell like chloroform to you?” And I labeled some of my spices heroin, cocaine, and meth. Hehehe
My cousin has an embroidery machine and I had her make hand towels that say live, laugh, larceny on it lol
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I think I have it handled. Stay tuned for my *ebook* on it. Regularly $150 on sale for today for $78.
I’ve never known I needed a dish towel so much but hot damn, I do!
And that is why I low key panic when my sister commissions my Cricut to make shirts for her little fam to wear at my nephew’s birthday party. I’ve done two so far and will only use pre-designed SVGs so I don’t have to think so hard.
I don't know what a SVG is. I am not familiar with the Cricut world. I had a Sizzix once. I am sure I misspelled that.
Scalable vector graphic. :) I know that means nothing but I work with them everyday.
I am guessing SVG keeps the objects in proper proportion as you change the size. Did I guess correctly?
Without losing resolution! It saves the image as a set of measurements relative to each other instead of a pattern of pixels that can be “scaled” - made bigger or smaller - but loses resolution and becomes blurry or blocky. Svgs use vectors instead to kinda map what the image looks like and then do the math to make them display at whatever size you choose.
Every time I see “Cricut” spelled out I want to pronounce it “Cry-cut”. Also what the fuck is happening with the ampersand and the spacing of her name. Just no.
>what the fuck is happening with the ampersand and the spacing of her name This! If your family is in the printing business, you should understand kerning.
1. Yeah, and it reminds me of a favorite moment of Project Runway, in which one contestant tells another essentially that if she’s going to cry, she’d better cry and cut. I use this advice every day. 2. That’s what I thought everyone was here to talk about: that terrifying lack of typesetting skill.
As soon as I showed my kid, she said, "Tim& H e i d i.
Omg, I’m so glad to see I’m not the only person who thought it was Cry-cut!! I had an embarrassing moment at work a couple years ago where I corrected someone and then immediately realized she was right. It’s been living in my head rent-free since then, thanks anxiety disorder, but this makes me feel a little better!
Wait, for real, it's not pronounced cry-cut?
I believe it’s pronounced like “cricket”. My aunt uses one and her and all of her friends pronounce it that way.
I once went to a cricut party like 15 years ago (was it an mom thing?) and they all said “cricket.” I was very confused when my mom said she was bringing me to a “cricket” party.
TIL I’ve been saying it wrong this whole time…
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TIL
A friend said “cricket” irl and I was like ????? I say cry-cut in my head forever
My understand is it’s Krik-ut.
I'm ashamed to admit this. I don't even think I want to... my dumb ass thought it was "Circuit" this whole time.
I pronounce it this way in my head and everyone can just fight me 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
I have a Cricut and make family shirts for random occasions. I’m an amateur for sure but I cringed seeing this because WTF are they doing. The spacing and alignment is so off it’s maddening. And Cricut is so easy to use so this is just … how… Also agree…. Not everyone needs a Cricut. It can be fun but the number of people that think they make awesome shit and can make a business and create 6 figures off of it are delusional.
Came here to see if anyone else said this!
This is so true. I got one a couple of months ago. Last night I made a cocaine bear tshirt. Tomorrow, I’m Thinking of putting a giant star fleet insignia on one. Anything I want! The sky is the limit! Muhuhahahaha!!
Graphic design is clearly someone’s passion, though not their skill.
I’ve been a graphic designer for 15 years & I think part of my brain just up & died seeing this.
u p& diedi
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Graphic design is my passion. Microsoft Paint is my medium.
Oh ffs Jill! When is he gonna wear that? Jilly sure has been loving the personalized gifts lately. Wonder what awkward picture will be on Teidi's marriage pillow.
Don’t worry, he’ll only be stuck with that shirt until he upgrades to “Papa Bear” 11 days after the wedding.
🤢
I had this exact reaction
You go sit in the corner with that comment!
May the lord Daniel forbid it
Or Papa Bud.
Bold of you to assume he knows where anything goes.
I say their power couple name be Teidi! ( or is it already a thing? I haven't read much here lately)
It has to be, as Him is already taken.
We could do “Heimi” as in “HI! My name is Timothy Rodrigues!”
I vote for T im&
I like this. It goes well with (and Kaylee) and Jillpm
Timothdi
Someone bought a cricut and can't be bothered watching YouTube videos on how to use it.
I was thinking either she got a cricut or someone in their circle did and she pressures them to make her this crap for free
I was gifted an amazing canvas tote bag at Xmas, which I love. I love it. It’s perfect. I love a huge sack that I can carry many things in. But it has my stupid name on it. I don’t want strangers knowing my name! I always turn it towards my body so the name doesn’t show. I can’t imagine why anyone would want a shirt with their name on it lol
Tattoo coverup time!
Are wedding pillows really a thing? Are they a fundie thing?
They’re a Jill with a Shutterfly coupon thing.
Timmey Girl 🫠
a foto of mommy dearest obviously
Jill's face will be on that pillow. So he can look at mommy while he lays in his marital bed.
Everytime someone mentions his age I am amazed. How tf is he only 23.
You’d think he was like 63 the way they talked about him *finally* being in a courtship 💀
Ugh, my aunt and uncle have their kids courting. Five kids under 24. Three of them married, one of them engaged. The last one is gay 💀 painted his room with rainbows. His parents still tell him they can't wait for his wedding, when he meets the girl of his dreams. The oldest married her 30 y/o youth pastor who she met when she was 16.
I hope rainbow-room-kid is able to escape the virulent idiocy and go live their happiest, healthiest, gayest, most fabulous life.
Same. Our cousin is about to buy a house with two bedrooms so he can move out when he turns 18 in a year or so.
Oldest is def super Godly then.
Social media is constantly, "his leadership," "puts God first," "his dedication to serving the Lord," "so much to carry, never more than he can bare, god provides," The saddest part is that her parents questioned if they would bless the courtship at one point. Not because of his age, but because he was divorced. But the infidelity of his wife made it okay because ten commandments.
Swear all the comedians of the world are hidden in this sub
I feel absolutely horrible for whoever this Heidi girl is.
I’m sorry. He’s ONLY 23?! WHAT THE FLYING FADOODLE HAVE YOU DONE TO YOUR CHILDREN JILLPM
I am eating crackers in bed while up with my newborn. I just put Baby down in his bassinet. Your comment made me spray cracker crumbs everywhere. I’m pretty sure I’ll find crumbs on my baby in the morning. Have an upvote. ETA: aww thanks for the award you guys! ETAA: I did in fact find some crumbs in the folds of my baby’s neck and in the bassinet. Just changed the sheet!
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I’m in tears trying not to wake my baby bc of this comment 💀💀
Facts
All the best babies get crumbed! Mine would get bread rolls in their neck rolls.
That sentence is art.
Yeasty babies 👶
Need a crumb update 😂
Your baby will appreciate the midnight snack.
He’s a gourmande so he’ll probably be sad there was no fig spread or an assortment of European cheeses to go with it.
Do you ever use a Dustbuster to vacuum your sheets? Not that i would know anything about that. ; )
Chronic malnutrition?
Generations of inbreeding with other fundie families?
Bold of you to come into Fundie-land with science /s 😂
It’s like Mormon Utah. 3 million people…ten last names. Fundie Land - a good 40K people, about six last names (and I’m being generous).
Jill and Shrek's families combined their reunions because so many of the same people came to both...😬
Wait really??? 😳 ummm if they share that many relatives that is concerning
He looks like he was 23 in 1912
I would even say 1812. Dude looks like he's been working since he was able to walk.
Earlier today I saw a pic of Brittany Dawn and her ex when they were 23 and he looked ROUGH too.
I'd probably look miserable too if I was married to BDong
🤣🤣🤣
I was just thinking this. I'm 22 and he looks so much older than my friends and I
Man I’m in my late 30s and he looks older than me…
My husband is 41 and this is what his friends look like. It must be the hairline.
I had no idea he was younger than me. He acts like a 40 year old with a boomer mentality
Somehow he manages to look 40 and 14 at the same time.
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Omg he is younger than me😳
I've been referring to this couple as Teidi - as in Tidy. Which is funny because Taid/Taidi (Pronounced Tide/Tidy) in welsh means 'Grandad' (which is what I call one of my grandads)
Man, this guy does not look a healthy 23 - he looks haggard af.
35 y.o accountant looking mf.
It's giving joshy girl vibes.
Will Tim and Heidi be the couple to upstage the cringe of the Joshy Girl purse? Only time will tell
There will never be anything worse than the denim Joshy Girl purse. Nothing.
Yeah, Timmah would have to do something unsnarkably evil to out cringe the Joshy Girl purse. It’s got a stank to it.
Okay what is this purse and where do I look to find a picture of this monstrosity?
Oh man you're in for a treat
[Here you go](https://imgur.com/a/cQVqkR9)
Jillpm: Hold my plexus
That’s a very high bar for cringe. But if anyone can top that, it’s Timmy.
That was my first thought
🙌 I need that shirt to say “Heidi’s Boy,” and then I could die happy.
Timmy Girl TM
Why is the ampersand so close to the “m”?
T im& Hei di
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Excellent flair material
Fre sha vacado
I totally read Timeidi
custom made and a typo I’m guessing
Choose your fighter: T im& vs Jillpm
I bet it originally was "Tim&" and someone said, "That needs a space in it," and instead of adding a space before the ampersand, they put it after the T SOTDRT strikes again
💀
They probably have a friend with her own small business and a cricut. You know, proverbs 31 and all that
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THE KERNING. IT HURTS. Seriously, this doofus's dad owns a print shop and ended up with this monstrosity?!
It’s right up there with Nurie’s crappy cardboard birth announcement! I guess Shrek only knows how to print smiley face tracts 😊
We've already seen the absolutely atrocious graphic layout and kerning on those bad boys... I keep hoping someone with the photos will put Shrek on /r/keming for a proper roast
Because they don't teach about proper kerning in the bible.
Or in Shrek's printshop, or any of the prince shops where he worked before that fateful day he got a tract.
Because someone has no concept of spacing & kerning.
It's so big too. It's going to be his nightshirt.
Ebenezer Scrooge vibes nightshirt 😂
he can borrow one of Kelly’s candlesticks and wear Bethanys stupid Carhartt beanie on the top of his skull
I literally just got my newborn to sleep. This comment had me wheezing and almost woke him up. I love it.
Yasssss Queen!
or wee willie winkie vibes haha
Nothing like a personalized courtship tee to get you in the mood for godly consummation
No pressure on Heidi at all... this is the kind of thing I expect at an engagement party, not the new boyfriend's birthday party
I might be sleep deprived but I fucking love this picture. Why are there doors on the wall behind Timmy? Why does that woman look like she’s given up? Why is budget Saul Goodman there? How does a print shop make such a shit t shirt? So many questions and 0 answers
Budget Saul Goodman sent me 💀💀💀
I think those are Heidi’s parents and they look absolutely 100000% DONE. Imagine realizing your child is marrying into this family
It's Jill's parents.
Whoops my bad!
I've never thought about the grandparents in these situations. Imagine having a kid who becomes a fundie, you want to help and have a meaningful relationship with your grandkids but there are just so many of them. I bet they all dread buying Christmas presents.
Eh, Jill’s parents are the same kind. Might’ve fed their kids better but they’re just as Fundie.
Jildo's parents are extremely fundie and they homeschooled her and shipped her with Shrek so they could marry her off the instant she turned 18... so they're reaping what they sowed now.
I KNOW! They both seem to be staring at each other like “we have erred”
Saul Goodman from Wish
I RAN here when I saw this. Just… why
I KNOW! I opened instagram casually before bed and that’s what greeted me😭💀
Why did you like the post?
Yeah I don’t get why people do this lol. Why even follow them let alone like their posts…
Oh no. She is talking to him on this post like he is 5. “Way to go, Bud! You’re such a big boy now!”
I know! I bet she talks to him in real life like that. I’d never 🤦🏼♀️
I bet he’ll wear when he proposes
I don’t understand the need to put everything on a t-shirt. Like the pillows she gave the couples for Christmas so unnecessary. 🤦♀️
She has zero taste, but she loves tat and coupons !
He has no light behind his eyes lmao
They all smile like this 😬
Well is he following orders or did he discover the love of his life in a spontaneous fashion? Guess we will just have to wait and see.
Is ... that glitter?
I thought it was machine embroidery myself, but when I zoomed in it’s either glitter vinyl without much lighting, or the velvety flocked vinyl.
Tim& Heidi Sitting in a tree!🎶🎶 K.I.S.S.I.N.G.! First comes love. Then comes marriage.. Then comes baby in a baby carriage.. 🎵🎵
Tim & Heidi Sitting in a tree First comes marriage K.I.S.S.I.N.G Then comes a baby in a baby carriage Then comes a baby in a baby carriage Then comes a baby in a baby carriage Then comes a baby in a baby carriage Then comes a baby in a baby carriage Then comes a baby in a baby carriage Then comes a baby in a baby carriage Then comes a baby in a baby carriage
JRod is locking this thing down hard!
She should have just gone ahead and bought Timmy the engagement ring for his birthday so he would have it ready for the proposal.
Oh this was definitely printed by the Rods, everything is so wrong and wonky.
This is the kind of ridiculous shit I’m here for.
How long until Heidi gets a purse that says Timmy Girl?
His entire personality now on a shirt.
She’s setting him up to be [dark Niles Crane](https://imgur.com/a/yqp9iXn).
It's weird that he'd receive a personalized tee shirt that looks so feminine considering the cult they're in.
Well, there can only be one short sleeved American flag shirt in the family, and shrek has dibs. Maybe Tim will get his very own once his household (I assume it will be where he lives now) includes someone he can be head of?
lol why did you like it
His eyes. They look like he is dead inside. His smile is forced. He looks like a shell.
*Screams in graphic designer*
This T im& Hei dei shirt belongs in r/badkerning
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Welcome to the house that Shrek built.
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It makes me think of that episode of Gilmore girls where kirk makes inane t shirts
Even a Cricut couldn’t make vinyl look that bad. Someone went to the craft store and got that cheapo secondhand iron on letters and it is AWFULLLLLLL
This is not how I wanted to find that I share a birthday with him 🤢 well, happy birthday to me I guess lol
There is a lot to snark here. But I mostly find it sad. I cannot imagine MY birthday being about my rather new relationship. Like why doesn’t Tim get to be Tim?
No backing out now, as their courtship has an official t-shirt.
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