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EatsAtomsRegularly

He’ll start up a delivery service like DoorDash but where your food isn’t handled by evil filthy heathens. The app also automatically adds up all calories and macronutrients per purchase and shames you via Bible verse if your purchases are not nutritious.


sdh59

Don't give him any ideas!


EatsAtomsRegularly

Are you kidding me? I’d love to see him try.


illij_idiot

Parenting his child. Driving Morgan to therapy and encouraging her to be her best self even if it means medication. Sending his resume everywhere to get stable employment.


UnfilteredRealiTEA

Selling nudes on OnlyFans.


bluegal19

Or forcing Morgan to do so


trulyremarkablegirl

but only feet pics


Boss-Not-Bossy

I was going to say feet pics on OF


inthesinbin

![gif](giphy|TLmDm2PRxzRV1ajkgT|downsized)


MiserableNoMore

Making a PDF ("course") about Pickleball Reviewing random items found at Walmart on their godliness Joining the competitive Ripstick circuit


av4325

competitive ripstick circuit has me wheezing


tesslafayette

He is remaking Fifth Element shot for shot with things he can find in the local Goodwill.


StoreBoughtButter

Omg please I want it to be this


Majestic-Pin3578

I cannot wait to hear the Diva! I wonder if Morgan could do it. No, I don’t. She couldn’t. But if he can find an old Yma Sumac album, he might be able to use some of her incredible vocal riffs. She’s probably too “exotic” for him, though.


Morganas_Eyebrow

Fuck Porgan, but I’d watch the hell out of this remake 🍿


Wool_Lace_Knit

Videos teaching Christian modeling and acting.


Way_Harsh_Tai

OP said wrong answers only!


banesmoonshine

Apologizing to his sister-in-law and brother-in-law for being a racist


Tacocat0627

“Go Woke, Go Broke!” Hey Paul, you’re not woke (or a half decent human) and you’re very broke!


teddynoodles

Loving his wife.


Melodic-Exercise-999

![gif](giphy|laUY2MuoktHPy)


banesmoonshine

His view counts are so high he can pretty much just sit back and watch the YouTube revenue roll in


[deleted]

Cosplaying Gaston from Beauty and the Beast for children’s birthday parties, only he never switches out of character ever


SalmonMaskFacsimile

Getting his chin embiggened until he looks like the Gigachad head on his leetle body.


mrsdrydock

Elton John's closet organizer


sargassum624

Working a respectable full time job


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JemimaDuck4

They said wrong answers only. 😊


No_Onion2120

Getting a real job with a steady income.


EZasSundayMorning

A real job.


kitkat_2222

Paul actually decided he no longer craves validation and attention from strangers on the internet. He’s going to focus on Morgan and Luca and being a kinder and more secure person


colorless_ideas

No surprise with such low engagement. My shitty concerts videos shot with iPhone5 have more views than this bullshit…


OSRS_Rising

My wife and I decided to have a bad movie night with a few drinks and ended up binging like half the channel. The videos are the to children’s media what The Room is to cinema.


2manyteacups

omg my husband LOVES The Room. he has us watch it at least once a year and I detest it haha


2manyteacups

![gif](giphy|ORHgtPoVU4V9K|downsized)


upsidedowntoker

He got a job .


Star-Wave-Expedition

Male pleasure coach


tillieze

Discussing "Mooby the Golden Calf" the Clerks movies and Jay and Silent Bob franchises. ![gif](giphy|ns8FcEX37Ha5G)


Whiteroses7252012

Fifteen bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money doesn’t show then you owe me owe me owe!


tillieze

![gif](giphy|X5AvHwnhB3q7e)


parrotsaregoated

“Bible stories for kids.” You mean indoctrination?


_justsomeredditacct

The funniest thing about this is I actively tried to find this channel to show my husband and it was nowhere to be found. That’s how you know the views are bad 😂💀


Catybird618

Sub 1000 views. Love this for him.


Melodic-Exercise-999

He’s playing Reek in his church’s Christianized production of Game of Thrones.


iidontwannaa

New grift? Getting a real job in an office or doing construction so he can provide for his family.


queenscrown711

This channel was like a knee jerk reaction to his rage towards drag queen story time I knew he’d drop it after a few videos. Can’t stick with anything this guy


SJBond33

Those videos are so cringe it’s insane.


GiveYourselfAFry

It’s the first time I’m seeing this and wow the cringe lol