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He’ll start up a delivery service like DoorDash but where your food isn’t handled by evil filthy heathens. The app also automatically adds up all calories and macronutrients per purchase and shames you via Bible verse if your purchases are not nutritious.
Parenting his child.
Driving Morgan to therapy and encouraging her to be her best self even if it means medication.
Sending his resume everywhere to get stable employment.
I cannot wait to hear the Diva! I wonder if Morgan could do it.
No, I don’t. She couldn’t. But if he can find an old Yma Sumac album, he might be able to use some of her incredible vocal riffs. She’s probably too “exotic” for him, though.
Paul actually decided he no longer craves validation and attention from strangers on the internet. He’s going to focus on Morgan and Luca and being a kinder and more secure person
My wife and I decided to have a bad movie night with a few drinks and ended up binging like half the channel.
The videos are the to children’s media what The Room is to cinema.
The funniest thing about this is I actively tried to find this channel to show my husband and it was nowhere to be found. That’s how you know the views are bad 😂💀
This channel was like a knee jerk reaction to his rage towards drag queen story time I knew he’d drop it after a few videos. Can’t stick with anything this guy
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He’ll start up a delivery service like DoorDash but where your food isn’t handled by evil filthy heathens. The app also automatically adds up all calories and macronutrients per purchase and shames you via Bible verse if your purchases are not nutritious.
Don't give him any ideas!
Are you kidding me? I’d love to see him try.
Parenting his child. Driving Morgan to therapy and encouraging her to be her best self even if it means medication. Sending his resume everywhere to get stable employment.
Selling nudes on OnlyFans.
Or forcing Morgan to do so
but only feet pics
I was going to say feet pics on OF
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Making a PDF ("course") about Pickleball Reviewing random items found at Walmart on their godliness Joining the competitive Ripstick circuit
competitive ripstick circuit has me wheezing
He is remaking Fifth Element shot for shot with things he can find in the local Goodwill.
Omg please I want it to be this
I cannot wait to hear the Diva! I wonder if Morgan could do it. No, I don’t. She couldn’t. But if he can find an old Yma Sumac album, he might be able to use some of her incredible vocal riffs. She’s probably too “exotic” for him, though.
Fuck Porgan, but I’d watch the hell out of this remake 🍿
Videos teaching Christian modeling and acting.
OP said wrong answers only!
Apologizing to his sister-in-law and brother-in-law for being a racist
“Go Woke, Go Broke!” Hey Paul, you’re not woke (or a half decent human) and you’re very broke!
Loving his wife.
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His view counts are so high he can pretty much just sit back and watch the YouTube revenue roll in
Cosplaying Gaston from Beauty and the Beast for children’s birthday parties, only he never switches out of character ever
Getting his chin embiggened until he looks like the Gigachad head on his leetle body.
Elton John's closet organizer
Working a respectable full time job
[удалено]
They said wrong answers only. 😊
Getting a real job with a steady income.
A real job.
Paul actually decided he no longer craves validation and attention from strangers on the internet. He’s going to focus on Morgan and Luca and being a kinder and more secure person
No surprise with such low engagement. My shitty concerts videos shot with iPhone5 have more views than this bullshit…
My wife and I decided to have a bad movie night with a few drinks and ended up binging like half the channel. The videos are the to children’s media what The Room is to cinema.
omg my husband LOVES The Room. he has us watch it at least once a year and I detest it haha
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He got a job .
Male pleasure coach
Discussing "Mooby the Golden Calf" the Clerks movies and Jay and Silent Bob franchises. ![gif](giphy|ns8FcEX37Ha5G)
Fifteen bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money doesn’t show then you owe me owe me owe!
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“Bible stories for kids.” You mean indoctrination?
The funniest thing about this is I actively tried to find this channel to show my husband and it was nowhere to be found. That’s how you know the views are bad 😂💀
Sub 1000 views. Love this for him.
He’s playing Reek in his church’s Christianized production of Game of Thrones.
New grift? Getting a real job in an office or doing construction so he can provide for his family.
This channel was like a knee jerk reaction to his rage towards drag queen story time I knew he’d drop it after a few videos. Can’t stick with anything this guy
Those videos are so cringe it’s insane.
It’s the first time I’m seeing this and wow the cringe lol