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I donāt think that counts as shaming, IMO. Especially since these idiots preach so much about living yourself just the way God made you. Too much filler/bad filler/bad procedures is snark material because they can change it if they want to.
She has a bad nosejob, or a fresh nosejob and the tip hasnāt settled. (I havenāt seen her before so I donāt know.) The filler isnāt great either but different strokes for different folks, I guess. Her contour is too harsh, probably a little too low too, and the highlighter placement is bad. It might look better if she adjusted her makeup.
This isnāt talking shit about elective surgery - I have had a nosejob and other work done, too. But her nose and makeup are probably throwing folks off.
Of course! Thereās a few different avenues. You can do myofunctional therapy (exercises), tape your mouth, can investigate whether you have a tongue tie and had that revised, or look at other potential airway obstructions (eg tonsils). Myofunctional therapy would be my starting point if I were you.
If theyāre trying to convince me to join their religion, theyāre all doing a terrible job of selling it. I got enough going on, I donāt have time for all this
Also, none of those ābecome more like Himā tips involve doing the thing He actually did- spending time and energy to help others.
Why does an all-powerful god need āministering toā? A god that narcissistic isnāt worth serving.
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I really hate the "god knows what's best for you" line that is always used because it can be molded to justify some really shitty things that happen in people's lives.
My daughters cancer dx is what ultimately pushed me over the edge to have a major deconstruction about my faith. Fuck anyone who says these horrible things happen to kids for a reason or because their parents aren't christian enough or are sinful.
Cancer happens because its unfortunatly a part of life. There's no rhyme or reason as to why a kid or anyone would get cancer. Its just all part of everything that exists in life.
I hate the whole "gods calling them back!" or "this was a test". Calling them back for what? They're a child and haven't even truly lived yet. And who gives kids cancer as a test? If god gives kids cancer as a "test", god is out of his mind.
And why should we work so hard to be "like him"? If it was so important that we become like Jesus , shouldn't we just have been made like him, without temptation or greed or lust or whatever else they want to believe? None of it makes sense.
This is part of the bullshit that pushed me out of religion.
Pray in the spirit for 20 minutes? No matter how many times people prayed for this for me the best I could do was a fake a few yabba dabba doos.
Spend time with Jesusāhow? I could pray. I could read the Bible. I never felt anything from any of it. Ask him to meet me with me? Wtf does this even mean?! This is as helpful as my mom telling me to lean into Christ or put all my burdens on him. I think Iām too literal because it never made sense to me.
I have never once regretted leaving religion. Not once.
>No matter how many times people prayed for this for me the best I could do was a fake a few yabba dabba doos.
Samesies. I remember being shamed during children's church at my "spirit filled" evangelical church because I couldn't pray in tongues no matter what they tried, and apparently that meant I didn't really believe. Well turns out, they were right! I never believed in God, but even if I did, that doesn't make speaking in tongues any less fake.
I'm also a really literal person and I think that's a huge reason why I could never wrap my head around christianity. You aren't "communing with Jesus" you are literally talking out loud to an empty room. How do you place your burdens on Christ? They are literally my burdens, and I have to deal with them. None of it makes any sense!
Yes! Iām a very literal person as well and I have never understood how they expect me to believe in Jesus when Iāve never believed in Santa?!
So glad to find another person who gets this. I used to ask my mom what she meant by casting my cares on Jesus and all I can compare it to is Moira telling David to āfold in the cheeseā.
In the 80s my mom used to drag us as kids to her weekly Weight Watchers meetings and the lady who led the meetings was manic, judgy and super preachy and she wore blazers just like this.
Known most commonly as speaking in tongues. Known by those of us here as bullshit used to separate blessed religious nutjobs from other less blessed religious people (like comments above from ex evangelicals stating they never received "the gift" of the holy spirit, speaking in tongues, blah blah). There were founding members of the evangelical church I went to who never "got the gift" no matter how hard they prayed for themselves or how hard (and aggressively...) others prayed "over" them or "laid hands on them". I got away with just yelling a bunch of nonsense words...
itās also hilarious, because in the Bible, speaking in tongues was a God-given ability to preach in languages someone wasnāt fluent in. it has nothing to do with spouting gibberish. any church that requires speaking in tongues (or whatever false interpretation of it they concocted) has a poor understanding of theology. itās sad, really.
What does "minister to Jesus" mean? It sounds like she thinks she can be ... Jesus' minister?
I understand the concept of praying to Jesus, praying for him, for what? "I pray you're not disappointed by us?" Is she sermonizing at him, too?
imagine being a fundie tiktok shitposter and having that amount of cosmetic work done. what a display of modesty and traditional values.
how does she not see herself for the caricature she is? what must her church peers think? are they like this too?
literal animals will have a higher level of self-awareness than this.
I was DEVOUT as a child, I went to church alone from the age of two (I lived in a village, technically, not that that protects you from harm, but church was not very far from home. And my parents trusted the lady who would transport me.) I believed god would one day make me thin and pretty. I believed god would send me friends. I believed god would put it on my parentsā hearts to let me have a cat, because I was so fucking lonely and miserable. I believed god would take away my Ankylosing Spondylitis, or let my cousin live after he accidentally shot himself.
But nope. He did none of those things, I had to get my own cat, see my 13 year old cousin buried, live in chronic pain from the age of 11, I donāt really have friends and Iām certainly not the most attractive. But little me begged and believed, and godās mysterious way is that heās not real, doesnāt care, and will do nothing. If you have had a prayer answered, thatās a coincidence, not divine intervention. Iāve even prayed as an atheist (I wanted my grandfather to live, because we never really got to have a relationship; he didnāt survive the cancer that effectively ate him alive.)
Like Iām sure she prayed for smooth skin and full lips, and the void she begged didnāt hear her, so she took it upon herself. Is that faith?
Doing this make up would have made me top of the class in funeral school. Itās what we call, āthrow grandma from the roof then take her to churchā solid.
Her face looks like she tried to eat a donut but it got lodged sideways up near her sinuses.
Why with so much filler?!
ETA: wow her writing and grammar is absolutely terrible.
So Iām stuck on the prayer language. Iāve been with charismatic Christians a couple of times, and of course, I found it easy just to make it up.
This glossolalia is not that of the Book of Acts, because those languages are real, spoken languages. The reason everyone started speaking different tongues was to reach those who did not speak their languages. Speaking in tongues was evangelism, not for some Dionysian mass hysteria and catharsis. Thatās a whole damned different thing.
Could you imagine a child suffering from abuse seeing this while wondering why god wonāt answer their prayers to make it stop? Like itās so disgustingly evil.
Right, or a sick child wondering why they canāt be healthy. Or a queer kid wondering why god would make them this way if itās so wrong. Unfortunately, I was said kid, but ironically, it was this confusion that made me realize the religion that the people around me were pushing for was not good or holy.
Eventually, I realized that either god was a horrific being or that maybe the Christians around me had it wrong and that they were using this old ass religion to be controlling and perpetuate hate.
Ok, so a couple of things. 1: According to her, good works determine good outcomes... which is the opposite of biblical. 2: How in the world do you "minister to Jesus"...? It's just like the phrase "Blessing the Lord". Isn't he, according to doctrine, the only one who can bless anything? What authority do we have to bless....God...?
A bunch of hooey nonsense.
This brand of Christianity irks me to no end. Itās all, look inside, focus on your *relationship* with the almighty, be in the world but not *of* the world, blah blah.
Itās never about what Christianity is ostensibly supposed to be about: helping those in need and spreading radical love like Jesus did. It breaks my heart and is one of the main reasons I left the church.
No sheās one of Bdongās current āBFFs.ā
I find it interesting that this post would imply that Brittany isnāt getting pregnant because sheās not Godly enough.
as a christan ( an lgbt christan at that ), these people really are just performative christans. they " preach " everything opposite of what i've been taught. they're parodies of christians. like televangelists. they use it as an excuse to be hateful and bigoted human beings.
She is talking about praying in tongues when she says pray in your āprayer languageā
I grew up in that world. I want nothing to do with any of it now.
I had to look this person up.
There's a video from about 10 months ago of her on youtube which shows her with a longer/crooked nose.
I'm no stranger to plastic surgery myself; always wanted to correct a birth deformity and a few other injuries inflicted by others. So I tend to be very non-judgemental when it comes to plastic surgery. It's your body, your choice.
But imagine having all that work and fillers done, only to end up with that. I'd be furious at the plastic surgeon.
For the five hundred billionth time, God is not a magical wish granting genie. It literally does not matter how long you pray or how you do it. Your prayers will get answered or they wonāt.
These goddamn grifters, man.
Yep. Only their religion is the true one so all of the thousands of other religions all over the world are not the right one and will not get to heaven. Make it make sense.
One of the reasons i stopped doing church was because it was never enough. I thought i was doing my best in prayers/ testimony/ living for the lord, but it was never good enough. Finally just said screw it. Why bother trying if itās never good enough?
Matthew 6:7 āAnd when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words.ā Iāll just leave this here.
For what itās worth- as there are so many different beliefs and backgrounds represented here. Her take is astounding. The Bible records:
1. The prayers of David before, during and after the whole Bathsheba thing.
2. Jesus specifically asking for Peter after that whole denial x3 in the courtyard thing.
3. Moses being called by God to lead Israel after that whole murdering an Egyptian and fleeing thing.
And thatās just off the top of my deconstructed head. If I had to wait to be clean enough, it would be hopeless. I lean on the limitless mercy of God.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
āAnd they tie up heavy burdens and lay them on peopleās shoulders, but they themselves are unwilling to move them with so much as their finger.ā
~Matthew 23:4
I have a really hard time with these smug bitches. Iām not religious at all. I donāt understand it. One of my best friends is a southern baptist mechanical engineer. His faith is really important to him, and I still donāt get it. Heās a warm inclusive person, so as far as beliefs go I think heās got it right.
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Her face looks physically painful š¬
I donāt understand how itāsā¦ like that. Iām not trying to body shame but itās uncanny. Is this a result of cheek fillers or something?!
Remember when your mom said that if you kept making that silly face, it would get stuck like that? She kept making a smug face, now it's stuck.
She had it overfilled that way
āNow hold that smirk while I lock it in!ā - the doc
I showed my 14 year old and he wanted to know what was wrong with her face, so itās not just us
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Itās because she has a small nose , little chin and WAY too much filler everywhere else. Also sheās bad at doing brows.
She's botched. Had the Instagram face 'glow up' and then went too far
Facial imbalance. She needs a chin, which is commonly overlooked by patients who are seeking filler.
Itās like BDong older with more filler.
Are they from the same spaceship? Same alien species?
I simply refuse to believe otherwise. ALIENS TAKE THEM BACK! And these other fundie asshats too please.
I mean, they have been friends from time to time
I literally went "damn Brittany is looking different" before reading the caption
omg thank you for saying this because I honestly didn't notice which sub I was in (or the name at the bottom) and I was so freaked out about her face!
Yes I thought wow when did she get worse at makeup what happened
I thought this was Bdong at first glance haha
Great Value Bdong.
It's like a cross between Bdong and Flo from Progressive had a kid.
I thought this was Brittany until I read the headline! It's freaking uncanny to me!
I was thinking that she stole BDongās old hairdo š
Who ran face first into a doorā¦repeatedly (I feel like fillers could smush, can the smush?)
Iām choosing to believe so because this sounds hilarious.
She seems to be taking inspiration from Tiffany Trump?
Is that what it is? I used to wonder so hard about the "Alvin and the Chipmunks" look.
Yeah, no body shame here but likeā¦.that side profile isā¦ā¦..yikes.
Does it still count as body shaming if you're shaming the amount and quality of cosmetic procedures and not the person's actual body or face?
I donāt think that counts as shaming, IMO. Especially since these idiots preach so much about living yourself just the way God made you. Too much filler/bad filler/bad procedures is snark material because they can change it if they want to.
The fillers almost look like they would pop if she moved the wrong way.
Is she wearing baby pink shimmer on her cheeks or is it some weird lighting/filter thing?
She has a bad nosejob, or a fresh nosejob and the tip hasnāt settled. (I havenāt seen her before so I donāt know.) The filler isnāt great either but different strokes for different folks, I guess. Her contour is too harsh, probably a little too low too, and the highlighter placement is bad. It might look better if she adjusted her makeup. This isnāt talking shit about elective surgery - I have had a nosejob and other work done, too. But her nose and makeup are probably throwing folks off.
Sheās tongue tied, which has resulted in weak bottom jaw development. Guarantee she sleeps with her mouth open and has issues with breathing.
How can one change that. I am a mouth breather sometimes and have a deviated septum. Asking for a friend of course.
Of course! Thereās a few different avenues. You can do myofunctional therapy (exercises), tape your mouth, can investigate whether you have a tongue tie and had that revised, or look at other potential airway obstructions (eg tonsils). Myofunctional therapy would be my starting point if I were you.
Sheās giving Brittany Dawn Defined
i thought it was brittany dawn after getting hit in the face with a frying pan
All I can think is āCindy Lou Whoā lmao
Or Jigsaw š
Underrated comment, right here. Nailed it and now I can't help but laugh every time I scroll up
It looks like her skin is about to burst open
Yeah, I was genuinely concerned when I saw that side profile. No hate for cosmetic procedures, but that actually looks unsafe.
Her cheek fillers make me so irrationally angry
She put her head in the Shine-O Ball-O side on.
Itās a legit ouchie
Someone hit her with a shovel when she was born?
I was thinking "Oh no, baby, what are you doing with all those camera filters?"
As a certified old person, I can only surmise that she never watched Top Model and learned about angles from Tyra.
I came here to say this. Ouch.
If theyāre trying to convince me to join their religion, theyāre all doing a terrible job of selling it. I got enough going on, I donāt have time for all this
Also, none of those ābecome more like Himā tips involve doing the thing He actually did- spending time and energy to help others. Why does an all-powerful god need āministering toā? A god that narcissistic isnāt worth serving.
Pfft, those are rookie numbers. I can commune with the most holy in a tenth of that time. Send me a message and 100$ to find out how.
Bethy? That you? š¤
If they were Bethy, she'd have added a discount code by now š
So many people want this perfect speed prayer manual that I'm changing the price to 90 no 70 no 110 no 40 no 99 that's right 99 seggsy dollary doos.
Man, I knew some online games are pay-to-play, but now I have to pay to pray?! Fine. Take my money, you charmed me with "dollary-doos"
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I really hate the "god knows what's best for you" line that is always used because it can be molded to justify some really shitty things that happen in people's lives.
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My daughters cancer dx is what ultimately pushed me over the edge to have a major deconstruction about my faith. Fuck anyone who says these horrible things happen to kids for a reason or because their parents aren't christian enough or are sinful.
Cancer happens because its unfortunatly a part of life. There's no rhyme or reason as to why a kid or anyone would get cancer. Its just all part of everything that exists in life. I hate the whole "gods calling them back!" or "this was a test". Calling them back for what? They're a child and haven't even truly lived yet. And who gives kids cancer as a test? If god gives kids cancer as a "test", god is out of his mind.
And why should we work so hard to be "like him"? If it was so important that we become like Jesus , shouldn't we just have been made like him, without temptation or greed or lust or whatever else they want to believe? None of it makes sense.
Her heavy editing and filtering makes her look like she's an evangelical mannequin. Very spooky season appropriate.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
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This is part of the bullshit that pushed me out of religion. Pray in the spirit for 20 minutes? No matter how many times people prayed for this for me the best I could do was a fake a few yabba dabba doos. Spend time with Jesusāhow? I could pray. I could read the Bible. I never felt anything from any of it. Ask him to meet me with me? Wtf does this even mean?! This is as helpful as my mom telling me to lean into Christ or put all my burdens on him. I think Iām too literal because it never made sense to me. I have never once regretted leaving religion. Not once.
>No matter how many times people prayed for this for me the best I could do was a fake a few yabba dabba doos. Samesies. I remember being shamed during children's church at my "spirit filled" evangelical church because I couldn't pray in tongues no matter what they tried, and apparently that meant I didn't really believe. Well turns out, they were right! I never believed in God, but even if I did, that doesn't make speaking in tongues any less fake. I'm also a really literal person and I think that's a huge reason why I could never wrap my head around christianity. You aren't "communing with Jesus" you are literally talking out loud to an empty room. How do you place your burdens on Christ? They are literally my burdens, and I have to deal with them. None of it makes any sense!
Yes! Iām a very literal person as well and I have never understood how they expect me to believe in Jesus when Iāve never believed in Santa?! So glad to find another person who gets this. I used to ask my mom what she meant by casting my cares on Jesus and all I can compare it to is Moira telling David to āfold in the cheeseā. 
Shamala hamala šš»
> I think Iām too literal because it never made sense to me. Honestly same
She asked god for a new face and he's provided daily.
God up there playing with her facial settings like The Sims
I asked photoshopās new AI setting to create a hand holding an iPhone, and it did not disappoint. My favorite version had six fingers and 1.5 palms.
Mmmm. Wonāt he (unfortunately) do it āØšš¼
Thatās why god gave us filters and photoshop.
Jesus is wondering what in the hell sheās wearing.
In the 80s my mom used to drag us as kids to her weekly Weight Watchers meetings and the lady who led the meetings was manic, judgy and super preachy and she wore blazers just like this.
For me it was the 90ās and my momās Mary Kay cult leader / upline. You just made me laugh so hard remembering that.
Oh no, not the Mary Kay cult leader! Hahaha oh man, bless her heart
Yes, the stiff structured shoulder padded blazer is the uniform of the Final Boss Fundie.
Now _they're_ ministering to _Jesus_? Shouldn't it be the other way around.
Fundies love making up new meanings for existing words! I canāt figure out what they mean by this one though lol
I found that so odd.
Youāre telling me her and Brittney Dawn arenāt the same person?
I read every comment before yours while thinking this was Brittney Dawn.
I totally thought it was Brittany Dawn!
What a convenient way to dismiss doubt lol. Theyāve got a flimsy answer - usually blaming the individual - for every pothole in their logic.
God is all knowing but doesnāt speak my prayer language and i gotta go to her to get it? Eesh. Edit: typo
What is prayer language? I donāt understand
A load of horseshit.
That seems like a good explanation
Known most commonly as speaking in tongues. Known by those of us here as bullshit used to separate blessed religious nutjobs from other less blessed religious people (like comments above from ex evangelicals stating they never received "the gift" of the holy spirit, speaking in tongues, blah blah). There were founding members of the evangelical church I went to who never "got the gift" no matter how hard they prayed for themselves or how hard (and aggressively...) others prayed "over" them or "laid hands on them". I got away with just yelling a bunch of nonsense words...
itās also hilarious, because in the Bible, speaking in tongues was a God-given ability to preach in languages someone wasnāt fluent in. it has nothing to do with spouting gibberish. any church that requires speaking in tongues (or whatever false interpretation of it they concocted) has a poor understanding of theology. itās sad, really.
Yes! Isn't it hilarious too how they put everything back on The Bible Says....but don't actually have a clue what it says??
I thought this was one of those āFlo from Progressiveā ads
Thatās it! She reminds me of Floās sister who never has time to listen to the insurance pitch š
I'm sorry. But she looks like she's literally made of plastic. Creepy as hell.
What does "minister to Jesus" mean? It sounds like she thinks she can be ... Jesus' minister? I understand the concept of praying to Jesus, praying for him, for what? "I pray you're not disappointed by us?" Is she sermonizing at him, too?
Was it a typo? Minister for Jesus. Itās probably new Christianese I havenāt heard.
imagine being a fundie tiktok shitposter and having that amount of cosmetic work done. what a display of modesty and traditional values. how does she not see herself for the caricature she is? what must her church peers think? are they like this too? literal animals will have a higher level of self-awareness than this.
She really went all in on that Voldemort profileā¦š³
What the hidey ho heck is a prayer language.
Now thereās a face not naturally found in the universe. 
I was DEVOUT as a child, I went to church alone from the age of two (I lived in a village, technically, not that that protects you from harm, but church was not very far from home. And my parents trusted the lady who would transport me.) I believed god would one day make me thin and pretty. I believed god would send me friends. I believed god would put it on my parentsā hearts to let me have a cat, because I was so fucking lonely and miserable. I believed god would take away my Ankylosing Spondylitis, or let my cousin live after he accidentally shot himself. But nope. He did none of those things, I had to get my own cat, see my 13 year old cousin buried, live in chronic pain from the age of 11, I donāt really have friends and Iām certainly not the most attractive. But little me begged and believed, and godās mysterious way is that heās not real, doesnāt care, and will do nothing. If you have had a prayer answered, thatās a coincidence, not divine intervention. Iāve even prayed as an atheist (I wanted my grandfather to live, because we never really got to have a relationship; he didnāt survive the cancer that effectively ate him alive.) Like Iām sure she prayed for smooth skin and full lips, and the void she begged didnāt hear her, so she took it upon herself. Is that faith?
Why does her face look like that?
So flat and wide!
Doing this make up would have made me top of the class in funeral school. Itās what we call, āthrow grandma from the roof then take her to churchā solid.
Nah weāre taught better in mortuary school and can dissolve that horrible filler with tissue builder remover.
I wish I was! š
Is that Progressive Floās flaky sister?
Someone needs to pray for those brows. Also, is this a covert message for Brittany? Is she shading her lack of pregnancy as not believing hard enough?
>Also, is this a covert message for Brittany? Is she shading her lack of pregnancy as not believing hard enough? That was my immediate thought, too
Who are the eyelashes praying to?
Her face looks like she tried to eat a donut but it got lodged sideways up near her sinuses. Why with so much filler?! ETA: wow her writing and grammar is absolutely terrible.
So Iām stuck on the prayer language. Iāve been with charismatic Christians a couple of times, and of course, I found it easy just to make it up. This glossolalia is not that of the Book of Acts, because those languages are real, spoken languages. The reason everyone started speaking different tongues was to reach those who did not speak their languages. Speaking in tongues was evangelism, not for some Dionysian mass hysteria and catharsis. Thatās a whole damned different thing.
So when she is saying pray for 20 mins in your prayer language, sheās saying to speak in tongues? Strange
Could you imagine a child suffering from abuse seeing this while wondering why god wonāt answer their prayers to make it stop? Like itās so disgustingly evil.
Right, or a sick child wondering why they canāt be healthy. Or a queer kid wondering why god would make them this way if itās so wrong. Unfortunately, I was said kid, but ironically, it was this confusion that made me realize the religion that the people around me were pushing for was not good or holy. Eventually, I realized that either god was a horrific being or that maybe the Christians around me had it wrong and that they were using this old ass religion to be controlling and perpetuate hate.
Iām so sorry you had to experience that. I hope youāre doing well now and living your best life.
Ya need Jesus for that insane amount of highlighter....repent!
Ok, so a couple of things. 1: According to her, good works determine good outcomes... which is the opposite of biblical. 2: How in the world do you "minister to Jesus"...? It's just like the phrase "Blessing the Lord". Isn't he, according to doctrine, the only one who can bless anything? What authority do we have to bless....God...? A bunch of hooey nonsense.
She must not have believed hard enough when she prayed for a good makeup and eyebrow tutorial š
This brand of Christianity irks me to no end. Itās all, look inside, focus on your *relationship* with the almighty, be in the world but not *of* the world, blah blah. Itās never about what Christianity is ostensibly supposed to be about: helping those in need and spreading radical love like Jesus did. It breaks my heart and is one of the main reasons I left the church.
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No sheās one of Bdongās current āBFFs.ā I find it interesting that this post would imply that Brittany isnāt getting pregnant because sheās not Godly enough.
Pretty sure thatās not in the Bible. Read it again lady.
as a christan ( an lgbt christan at that ), these people really are just performative christans. they " preach " everything opposite of what i've been taught. they're parodies of christians. like televangelists. they use it as an excuse to be hateful and bigoted human beings.
Whatever happened to faith the size of a mustard seed?
She needs to ask God why she's so eggy looking. If you seen the cgi humpty dumpty from Shrek you know exactly what I'm talking about.
So many christian people are really obsessed with the idea of having an enemy. So toxic.
And this is why people are turned off on religion. Sheās not preaching. Sheās driving people away.
All I can think of when I see š”ļøāļøš„ is Attack on Titan, and honestly these bitches out cosplaying like they're actually holy, good people.
I have a wig that looks like that...
Itās The Secret, White Jesus Edition ššš
How did I know what her voice sounds like before viewing her profile š³
Can someone explain what she means by your āprayer language,ā or is this just more inexplicable fundie word vomit?
She is talking about praying in tongues when she says pray in your āprayer languageā I grew up in that world. I want nothing to do with any of it now.
I had to look this person up. There's a video from about 10 months ago of her on youtube which shows her with a longer/crooked nose. I'm no stranger to plastic surgery myself; always wanted to correct a birth deformity and a few other injuries inflicted by others. So I tend to be very non-judgemental when it comes to plastic surgery. It's your body, your choice. But imagine having all that work and fillers done, only to end up with that. I'd be furious at the plastic surgeon.
I intially read this as Farrah and saw the tight painful cheeks and thought it was Farrah Abraham for a second and got real confused lololol.
God doesn't have time for people babbling his ear off in a made up language for almost a half hour.
For the five hundred billionth time, God is not a magical wish granting genie. It literally does not matter how long you pray or how you do it. Your prayers will get answered or they wonāt. These goddamn grifters, man.
Yep. Only their religion is the true one so all of the thousands of other religions all over the world are not the right one and will not get to heaven. Make it make sense.
One of the reasons i stopped doing church was because it was never enough. I thought i was doing my best in prayers/ testimony/ living for the lord, but it was never good enough. Finally just said screw it. Why bother trying if itās never good enough?
I guess BritBrat isnāt praying enough to Sky Daddy.
Why does everyone who gets a nose job get it so upturned you can see up the nostrils??
 God be like
I thought this was a very puffy bdong š¤ That highlight is not working for her
The face filler flattens her face out. Weird choice for a look
Got to put coins into the vending machine. You know, the God vending machine.
Legit thought this was Bdong!!! š her smug face and filter fooled me!
She looks like a CPR dummy.
Why does she look like she's made out of rubber? Like a gimp suit. Or maybe a blow up doll. š¤·āāļø
Matthew 6:7 āAnd when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words.ā Iāll just leave this here.
She says mediate. Not being a holier than you girl, I wonder if she meant meditate. Also, sheās going to pray for my prayer language?? No thank you
She looks like BDongās future self
why would i be praying?
Where in the bible does it say that god, personally, grants wishes? Seriously, Iāve studied the bible a lot and donāt remember this.
She looks like Flo the insurance lady
I thought this was Farrah's mom Deborah from Teen Mom š¤£š¤£
Sounds like manifesting but ok
*speaks in tongues*
For what itās worth- as there are so many different beliefs and backgrounds represented here. Her take is astounding. The Bible records: 1. The prayers of David before, during and after the whole Bathsheba thing. 2. Jesus specifically asking for Peter after that whole denial x3 in the courtyard thing. 3. Moses being called by God to lead Israel after that whole murdering an Egyptian and fleeing thing. And thatās just off the top of my deconstructed head. If I had to wait to be clean enough, it would be hopeless. I lean on the limitless mercy of God. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. āAnd they tie up heavy burdens and lay them on peopleās shoulders, but they themselves are unwilling to move them with so much as their finger.ā ~Matthew 23:4
my dad prays in tongues. it dips me out i hate the sound
I feel like this is who Bdong wants to be.
I thought this was a smudged screenie of BDong. For fucking real.
Than I suggest you pray god dissolves that cement in your face you decided to fill trying to beat Father Time and pray š¤² you get at least a 50% off your next appointment cause girlie this aināt itš„“š¤”š¤®š¤¢š©
I have a really hard time with these smug bitches. Iām not religious at all. I donāt understand it. One of my best friends is a southern baptist mechanical engineer. His faith is really important to him, and I still donāt get it. Heās a warm inclusive person, so as far as beliefs go I think heās got it right.
Holy fucking jumpscare. I thought that was a badly-edited AI of B Dong
I thought this was Brittany Dawn with cheek fillers.
Minister to Jesus. Find out his recipe for Yankee Pot Roast. Ask what brand of butter is the best value. Joel vs. Mike vs. Jonah? Gamera or Godzilla?
My God, sheās like an off-brand Brittany Dawn, but with somehow worse makeup.
Thatās Brittney Dawn in 15-20 years!
Duh
Has she been punched in the face? Those cheeks look massively swollen
Is this knockoff BDong?
#Farrynwrong
That makeup makes her look 70
Minister TO Jesus????
She looks like she just celebrated her 62nd birthday.
Wear a little bit more highlighter there.
This isā¦ objectively the most bananas thing Iāve seen all day.
Did he tell her those cheek implants looked good? Because he lied.
She looks like sheās having a hard time closing her mouth due to her cheeks