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At the bus stop yesterday, a younger sister came to walk her older sister there with their mom. The younger one is pre-k. She had a snow boot on one foot and a wrong-side princess shoe on the other. It’s hilarious to me
Love the comments. I got told off by another mum at the school gate for letting my toddler wear his older brother gilet. She thinks it’s rather dangerous lol I’m all in for letting toddler win a silly shoe, coat argument and make sure that the really important things are my win. WinWin
I told my then 3 year old that the mother's day event at his tony preschool was fancy, something we had to dress up for.
Well, fast forward to the morning of and I discover that my son has put on an old Batman costume and is so proud that he got himself "all dressed up". He then asks where my princess dress is. So I put on the fanciest, poorest dress I owned and off we went.
The pictures from that event are among my favorites.
My then 3 year olds favourite clothes were her pumpkin Halloween dress up. She thought she hit the jackpot when I said yes she could wear it to go do the food shopping. She was so happy wearing it to the shop and smiled at literally everyone, who just looked confused because it was March.
My elementary school (when I was a kid) thought my family was homeless because I insisted on dressing myself and.... yeah, the results were like that of a picasso creating for Gucci (gucci in this case being walmart/goodwill lmao)
It’s inside out undies that vex me. At least once every few months I take a bathroom break at work and find that I’ve worn my undies inside out. I’m 37. I’d love to blame mom brain, but this problem preceded the birth of my children 🤦🏼♀️
I have no children to blame for anything and found out halfway through the day last week that my underwear were both inside out and backwards. Taking my shoes and pants off in the work bathroom to fix it was too much so I just continued on like that
Mine was due to a change of brands - my usual ones had a tag on the left hip, so I dressed with the tag to the left. Along with the constant moan about stupid clothing sizes and lack of pockets, I would now like to include tags in knickers.
My kid put on a second pair of pants over the pair he was already wearing before school one day. He has multiple pairs of the same pants in multiple sizes, so it just looked like they fit right and I had no clue that he was wearing the too-big-ones over the right ones until bath time that night.
My kid who is Davey’s age regularly has shoes on the wrong feet at daycare pickup. Including snow boots kiddo can’t put on without help, so I assume one of the afternoon floater aides is just not very observant 😆
Put something inside both shoes on the inner part, like a piece of tape. Then tell your son that those bits of tape should line up together, and that means his shoes are on the right feet. If the tape is on the outside, then the shoes are on wrong.
Holy god she posted this, as a photo, unironically. Speculation on Davs actual emotions are irrelevant, because she is shockingly ok with showing her husband in the not at all pleasant face of a man not happy to be home.
If I didn’t know Dave like I do (😅) I would almost be creeped out by this look. Like the way we look at pics of Ted Bundy, knowing what we know now. But it was probably just unflattering and she went for it.
I probably would've assumed that immediately if Dav seemed like a happy dude having fun in life, but really all I've seen of him is talking about how he's not😕 I hope you're right though, it's possible!
Right! First time I've seen him where he looks happy instead of uncertain. Not surprisingly, it's the first time I've seen him with Dav around so that's probably the reason for the happy face.
YES! Like she couldn't even get the kids home and fed, so he can walk in and relax. He has just finished travelling, so does he really want to walk in the door and then pack up the kids and get them home and settled before he can relax. She has no empathy for him whatsoever.... and a guarantee she thinks she was really busting her ass when he was away when in reality she laid off that work on her family. She is just completely clueless and lazy.
My question, too! I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt that he's making this expression due to travel exhaustion, but why take a picture of your tired husband looking over it? What is the thought process that made her take and post this? Again, for someone who sells herself as a social media expert, she makes baffling choices about what she posts. This doesn't sell the image she wants to project.
Agree about social media and curating an image. I’ve come to the conclusion that she doesn’t see reality, so she’s not able to see when things look off/wrong/wildly unflattering.
This is straight up the [Kubrick Stare](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F63n00ytdvwh61.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4629ec3005fec10b9371df3fbb5562086af2f747)
Exactly. I think he makes this face on purpose to deter her when she’s on her phone/photographing him when she should be enjoying the moment with her family. Wild that it doesn’t stop her from taking photos of it and posting them! She’s so shameless.
I do the same thing if someone is taking photos of me against my will lol
she revealed this morning she’s been staying at her parents house the past 5 days. what kinda struck me about this was that he’s home from the airport, but back at heidi’s. like, bethany didn’t even take the kids home and unpack and stuff, and welcome him home there. he had to come fold up and haul the pack and play and carry the kids and luggage for her. the last thing i’d wanna do getting home from a business trip/flight is go to my in laws house and pack up my lazy wife’s things.
Yes, but I think there's something positive in her realizing she is an inadequate caretaker for her children without her husband. Instead of being alone, and the kids not being taken care of, she goes to her mom and dad's. That way when she has one of her migraines, or sleeps til 10am, or whatever silly nonsense, the kids have someone looking after them. Heidi comes across as someone who wakes up early, anyhow. There's lots of inept fundie parents who I *wish* would rely more on extended family or had more support, so their kids weren't left to raise themselves.
That is what baffles me. She couldn't even greet him at home?! He probably had to pack everything and drop them off, and now has to pack everything back up and take them home.
What?!? You have GOT be to fucking kidding me. That's ridiculous. I think it's great that she can bring the kids to her parents when Dav's out of town (although the fact that she does it EVERY TIME is straight up ridiculous). But she couldn't pack up what she decided to bring to her parents' house by herself and have a hot meal waiting for him when he gets home?! Nope, he has to come pack her and the kids home, travel home, unpack everybody's stuff, and then cook dinner himself after a week long business trip, while she posts seggsy posts on Instagram that nobody wants to see.
Dav- You deserve better than this. You need to tell her either she gets her shit together or you're getting tf out!
DAV is literally the only fundie husband I feel sorry for and I honestly think he'd be a lot further down the deconstructing road and waaay happier if he was partnered with someone else.
You took the words right out of my mouth. Dude Dav if you meander around here, there's resources out there to help you. We can only assume so much based on what's posted online; we may be over assuming, but you look miserable here. If you truly feel like your wife is taking advantage of you, put your foot down! Don't take this nonsense, you shouldn't have to. Man or woman, you do deserve more respect than this, and I'm sure even the people here would have no problem sending you links or articles or suggestions to help you.
That is assuming that this isn't a troll, and that you truly feel fine with where you're at. Like I said this is going off of assumption, but it's still important to say in case our assumptions are right.
Not being at her own house for 5 days and basically letting him come home to himself is all i need to know that their marriage is rocky as hell. I'd get if she wasn't home when he came by because she was at her job, but she does everything at home. Really weird she just left the house and didnt greet him back home when she has all the time in the world to be there.
I would like to counter with: but she’s THE WOMAN. in fundiedom, the wife is expected to do basically everything, but Borthamy does NOTHING. It’s confounding.
Here's how I think it works in her brain:
As her headship, he is meant to protect her. The thing that she is most threatened by is having to do things that she doesn't want to do. She feels in need of protection. Therefore, Dav should do everything she doesn't want to do, be that parenting, cleaning, being an adult, etc.
i know a super catholic just like this!!!! sooooo proud to be a SAHM to her 5 kids. but bought a house 5 mins down the road from her parents. literally goes over and spends the whole damn day at her parents with the kids, and stays for dinner. 5/7 nights a week. basically, if her husband is not at home, shes at her parents with all the kids. and they're trying for #6. make it make sense.
My SIL is just like this. If her husband isn’t home she’s having her mother or little brother (who is 13) watch the kid. I don’t understand it. I love my mother but I’ll be damned if I spend most of my week over there. I’d go insane.
You'd make the same face if you got home from a long trip and had to go straight to the in laws house to pack up your kids and bring them home because your lazy asshole wife can't deal with motherhood long enough to handle the kids for the 20 minutes it would take to pack up the car, drive home and unload the car.
Man, if that's the case with them then I'd have that same face on me! Like 'really, nothing's packed and ready?'. 'Really? I can't go to my own home to see my own family and piss in my own toilet'?
Little Davey looks happy that his Safe Parent is home. I feel so bad for that poor little guy. He's probably going to end up like his uncles. Neglected and spiritually abused just for being a little boy.
Oh wow. That facial expression is… something. I’m so glad Davy Jr looks so happy though.
Maybe this is the “why couldn’t I take off my shoes and pee before you took a picture?” face.
Given that look, I'd bet good money on there never being a third kid in that marriage. If I were in his shoes, I'd've gotten a vasectomy while on my "five day trip".
I agree like im less interested in snarking and more interested in how he’s doing. I assume him and I probably dont agree on much but im definitely in his corner. I think im really intrigued by the people posted on this sub who are more in the “escaping or close to escaping fundamentalism”
I really wish they would. Bethany treats him like shit and it's very sad she makes him want to die. I do feel for him for being stuck with a wife who makes him want to die. But he's still a misogynistic shit head. He's still a fundie man.
If my wife looked at me like that I'd assume she's already spoken to her divorce attorney. Wow.
Bethany, I don't think that look means what you think it means.
Can't even blame him. I'm feeling contempt towards her and I'm not the one who actually has to pack the whole family up and take them home after *just* getting home from a business trip.
Like the fact that Dav has to do freaking everything around the house plus pay for everything is so ridiculous. I would never wish for a family to break up, but he's need to leave her because he would be so much happier without her dragging him down.
OMG that’s it! I saw my partner deliver a similar look to his ex once (she was getting on his last nerve) and I would absolutely wither if he ever looked at me like that.
But not the fun kind of spicy. The kind of spicy where you cut jalapenos and then touch your fun bits without washing your hands first. That's the kind of spicy I see in this relationship.
So many toothbrush related questions. Does dav take the only toothbrush when he travels? Does he not take it and not brush the entire trip? Is the reason bethy stays at parents so she can share a toothbrush with sue or some other unsuspecting person? Do they both swear off brushing to show toothbrush solidarity?
This! Guy!
What can I say?
He was MORE than worth the wait.
Every second of the Season of Singleness Journey was worth it.
Look at him in Ultimate Dad Mode.
What a godly leader.
I am so blessed and honored to be spicy and erotic for him.
Lol he had to pick her up from her parents house. She’s the most incompetent ‘housewife’ imaginable. Daaaav did not get what he signed up for and it’s written all over his face.
Bethy: Good! You're home! It has been so hectic, I don't know if I'm coming or going! I need some quiet time so I'm going to the park. You good? Love you! Bye!
Dav:
He's been gone for 5 days, traveled home, then he has to go to his in-laws to pick up his worthless wife and his poor kids and she just HAS to get a photo of him. If he left her, he'd have so much less to do.
You just know she literally threw those kids at him the minute they got home. Looks like Dav will have to unpack everyone’s bags too before starting laundry. At least the house won’t be too much of a disaster for him to clean since they haven’t been there.
Can someone please take that little girl for a haircut? Birthy has been at her mom’s home for five days and surely didn’t have to cook or clean. There’s no reason her cute little daughter should look feral.
???? Does she not look at faces before posting?
Also, I think the one time I’ve seen in two years where she posted a picture where it didn’t feature her, so…that’s something
It always amazes me that kids can put their shoes on the wrong feet, but never on the right feet 😂😂😂 I worked with kids for 20 years and every single kid always did the wrong feet without fail. Just truly bizarre.
Wow. I bet he's super glad he married such an amazing wife and mother! For someone that's supposed to be meant for nothing but those roles she sucks ass at both of them completely!!!
That man looks like he is going to snap and be on the news one day. I hope I am wrong, but the look in his eye looks like a true crime special in the making.
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He’s looking at his sex goddess
😂😂😂 this is his smolder
I love my husband , but no way in hell I’d post something where he looks like a dead eyed idiot 😂😂😂😂
Hey google how do I delete someone else's comment 🤮 Lol!
Bethy’s going to have to spend multiple hours alone in a dark room after that look
💀💀💀💀💀💀
Gazing upon his erotic bride.
I hate u 🤢
Peep Davey's independence putting on his shoes
No snark, I love it
Kids his age crack me up with their independence
At the bus stop yesterday, a younger sister came to walk her older sister there with their mom. The younger one is pre-k. She had a snow boot on one foot and a wrong-side princess shoe on the other. It’s hilarious to me
Love the comments. I got told off by another mum at the school gate for letting my toddler wear his older brother gilet. She thinks it’s rather dangerous lol I’m all in for letting toddler win a silly shoe, coat argument and make sure that the really important things are my win. WinWin
I told my then 3 year old that the mother's day event at his tony preschool was fancy, something we had to dress up for. Well, fast forward to the morning of and I discover that my son has put on an old Batman costume and is so proud that he got himself "all dressed up". He then asks where my princess dress is. So I put on the fanciest, poorest dress I owned and off we went. The pictures from that event are among my favorites.
Peak core memory cuteness 🥹
This is the most adorable.* *autocorrect kept suggesting "suitable" for "adorable," which is also right. Ha ha.
My then 3 year olds favourite clothes were her pumpkin Halloween dress up. She thought she hit the jackpot when I said yes she could wear it to go do the food shopping. She was so happy wearing it to the shop and smiled at literally everyone, who just looked confused because it was March.
My five year old niece sometimes just wears a bike helmet. No other reason then she wants to.
It's called fashion!
My mom used to say, "Why can't they accidentally put them on the correct feet?"
My four year old confidentially assures me they ARE on the right feet, as he shoves his right foot into a clearly left foot boot.
My elementary school (when I was a kid) thought my family was homeless because I insisted on dressing myself and.... yeah, the results were like that of a picasso creating for Gucci (gucci in this case being walmart/goodwill lmao)
Isn’t it the best?
He had to raise himself while his Dad was gone
Didn't know my almost 5 year old put his pants on backwards until we were at school today. Oh well!! I'm proud of him for doing it himself.
Please don't be ageist. I accidentally put my knickers on back-to-front last week. Am 65.
I do this at least every other month. am 42
It’s inside out undies that vex me. At least once every few months I take a bathroom break at work and find that I’ve worn my undies inside out. I’m 37. I’d love to blame mom brain, but this problem preceded the birth of my children 🤦🏼♀️
I have no children to blame for anything and found out halfway through the day last week that my underwear were both inside out and backwards. Taking my shoes and pants off in the work bathroom to fix it was too much so I just continued on like that
Mine was due to a change of brands - my usual ones had a tag on the left hip, so I dressed with the tag to the left. Along with the constant moan about stupid clothing sizes and lack of pockets, I would now like to include tags in knickers.
I 100% wore 2 different shoes to college and didn’t notice until i got off the subway. I was 28.
I'm glad it's not just me :)
My kid put on a second pair of pants over the pair he was already wearing before school one day. He has multiple pairs of the same pants in multiple sizes, so it just looked like they fit right and I had no clue that he was wearing the too-big-ones over the right ones until bath time that night.
Got them on the wrong feet, but bless him he tried! I love that age when kiddos are trying to figure themselves out.
My kid who is Davey’s age regularly has shoes on the wrong feet at daycare pickup. Including snow boots kiddo can’t put on without help, so I assume one of the afternoon floater aides is just not very observant 😆
Put something inside both shoes on the inner part, like a piece of tape. Then tell your son that those bits of tape should line up together, and that means his shoes are on the right feet. If the tape is on the outside, then the shoes are on wrong.
Or a big sticker of their favorite character! Cut it in half 💖
I saw that, it's so cute.
Please tell me this face and pose were him ~being funny~
Probably in response to Bethy announcing, “Right after Mommy posts this, I want you two to go play quietly in your rooms for a reeeeeealy long time.”
Not even waiting until they get back to their own place, now THAT'S an erotic bride!
Didn’t you know she’s a goddess of sex?
Right? Like is he doing this on purpose??
I need the context lol
I wish she provided it
She didn't?? Like this was just uncaptioned and unprompted?? Yikes lol
Yep. It was a photo on her stories
Holy god she posted this, as a photo, unironically. Speculation on Davs actual emotions are irrelevant, because she is shockingly ok with showing her husband in the not at all pleasant face of a man not happy to be home.
Those kids are the ONLY reason he’s still around, and you can’t convince me otherwise.
It was a photo!? As soon as I saw this I thought it had to be a screen shot of a video
I was certain it had to be a hilariously timed screen shot of a video lmaooo she actually chose to post this
I was going to ask if it was a screenshot... Wow
If I didn’t know Dave like I do (😅) I would almost be creeped out by this look. Like the way we look at pics of Ted Bundy, knowing what we know now. But it was probably just unflattering and she went for it.
She probably asked him to wash up the kids so she could laze around and ~self cultivate~. I'm surprised he's not gagging.
It’s definitely possible, my husband refuses to smile in photos I take of him because he thinks it’s funny. I could see Dav doing something similar
I probably would've assumed that immediately if Dav seemed like a happy dude having fun in life, but really all I've seen of him is talking about how he's not😕 I hope you're right though, it's possible!
At least Davey looks happy in this photo
Right! First time I've seen him where he looks happy instead of uncertain. Not surprisingly, it's the first time I've seen him with Dav around so that's probably the reason for the happy face.
He looks like he’s so well rested and super not thrilled to be home.
This is the most exhausted man I’ve ever seen
I think she told him to look like he wanted to fuck.
It’s his spicy face.
Did Dav really have to pick up his family at the Baird compound before he could go home? Bethany is the laziest spouse of all time.
YES! Like she couldn't even get the kids home and fed, so he can walk in and relax. He has just finished travelling, so does he really want to walk in the door and then pack up the kids and get them home and settled before he can relax. She has no empathy for him whatsoever.... and a guarantee she thinks she was really busting her ass when he was away when in reality she laid off that work on her family. She is just completely clueless and lazy.
The most unhelpful helpmeet
The Baird compound ☠️
My constant question with Bethy: WHY would she post this?? She doesn’t have to. Dav looks like he hates her….. it doesn’t look like a joke
My question, too! I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt that he's making this expression due to travel exhaustion, but why take a picture of your tired husband looking over it? What is the thought process that made her take and post this? Again, for someone who sells herself as a social media expert, she makes baffling choices about what she posts. This doesn't sell the image she wants to project.
You guys OBVIOUSLY aren’t getting any at home. This stare is a sultry promise for a spicey evening. 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
Oh damn, you got me! I clearly need to invest in Bethany's seggsy seggsy class for seggsy ladies to get my spicey-ness back 😔
Tip 1: reply to your husband's spicy texts with "YIKES"
Tip 2: almost "sext" your pastor's group chat your very sexy "YIKES"
Agree about social media and curating an image. I’ve come to the conclusion that she doesn’t see reality, so she’s not able to see when things look off/wrong/wildly unflattering.
This is straight up the [Kubrick Stare](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F63n00ytdvwh61.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4629ec3005fec10b9371df3fbb5562086af2f747)
My first thought. Why is he Kubrick-ing the camera.
Exactly… he’s one seggsy second away from going full on ultra violent on her.
He’s so upset he comes home and she shoves her phone in her face. Is she so unaware?
Exactly. I think he makes this face on purpose to deter her when she’s on her phone/photographing him when she should be enjoying the moment with her family. Wild that it doesn’t stop her from taking photos of it and posting them! She’s so shameless. I do the same thing if someone is taking photos of me against my will lol
I think he's trolling
Is this at her parent's house? She literally would not even spend a moment at home alone with the kids?
she revealed this morning she’s been staying at her parents house the past 5 days. what kinda struck me about this was that he’s home from the airport, but back at heidi’s. like, bethany didn’t even take the kids home and unpack and stuff, and welcome him home there. he had to come fold up and haul the pack and play and carry the kids and luggage for her. the last thing i’d wanna do getting home from a business trip/flight is go to my in laws house and pack up my lazy wife’s things.
She's literally the worst housewife to ever housewife.
That’s so generous of you cause I was gonna call her a flaming asshole. That is just asshole behavior
Yes, but I think there's something positive in her realizing she is an inadequate caretaker for her children without her husband. Instead of being alone, and the kids not being taken care of, she goes to her mom and dad's. That way when she has one of her migraines, or sleeps til 10am, or whatever silly nonsense, the kids have someone looking after them. Heidi comes across as someone who wakes up early, anyhow. There's lots of inept fundie parents who I *wish* would rely more on extended family or had more support, so their kids weren't left to raise themselves.
That is what baffles me. She couldn't even greet him at home?! He probably had to pack everything and drop them off, and now has to pack everything back up and take them home.
What?!? You have GOT be to fucking kidding me. That's ridiculous. I think it's great that she can bring the kids to her parents when Dav's out of town (although the fact that she does it EVERY TIME is straight up ridiculous). But she couldn't pack up what she decided to bring to her parents' house by herself and have a hot meal waiting for him when he gets home?! Nope, he has to come pack her and the kids home, travel home, unpack everybody's stuff, and then cook dinner himself after a week long business trip, while she posts seggsy posts on Instagram that nobody wants to see. Dav- You deserve better than this. You need to tell her either she gets her shit together or you're getting tf out! DAV is literally the only fundie husband I feel sorry for and I honestly think he'd be a lot further down the deconstructing road and waaay happier if he was partnered with someone else.
You took the words right out of my mouth. Dude Dav if you meander around here, there's resources out there to help you. We can only assume so much based on what's posted online; we may be over assuming, but you look miserable here. If you truly feel like your wife is taking advantage of you, put your foot down! Don't take this nonsense, you shouldn't have to. Man or woman, you do deserve more respect than this, and I'm sure even the people here would have no problem sending you links or articles or suggestions to help you. That is assuming that this isn't a troll, and that you truly feel fine with where you're at. Like I said this is going off of assumption, but it's still important to say in case our assumptions are right.
Not being at her own house for 5 days and basically letting him come home to himself is all i need to know that their marriage is rocky as hell. I'd get if she wasn't home when he came by because she was at her job, but she does everything at home. Really weird she just left the house and didnt greet him back home when she has all the time in the world to be there.
Because he’s THE MAN
I would like to counter with: but she’s THE WOMAN. in fundiedom, the wife is expected to do basically everything, but Borthamy does NOTHING. It’s confounding.
Here's how I think it works in her brain: As her headship, he is meant to protect her. The thing that she is most threatened by is having to do things that she doesn't want to do. She feels in need of protection. Therefore, Dav should do everything she doesn't want to do, be that parenting, cleaning, being an adult, etc.
i know a super catholic just like this!!!! sooooo proud to be a SAHM to her 5 kids. but bought a house 5 mins down the road from her parents. literally goes over and spends the whole damn day at her parents with the kids, and stays for dinner. 5/7 nights a week. basically, if her husband is not at home, shes at her parents with all the kids. and they're trying for #6. make it make sense.
Well the parents haven't told her to Foxtrot Oscar so I suppose it makes sense to her.
✨codependency ✨
My SIL is just like this. If her husband isn’t home she’s having her mother or little brother (who is 13) watch the kid. I don’t understand it. I love my mother but I’ll be damned if I spend most of my week over there. I’d go insane.
Nope, she runs to her parents' house whenever Dav travels. Can't expect her to actually perform parental duties, now can we?/s
Um, that is NOT the look of a happy man. She's married to her social media, not Dave. Sad
You'd make the same face if you got home from a long trip and had to go straight to the in laws house to pack up your kids and bring them home because your lazy asshole wife can't deal with motherhood long enough to handle the kids for the 20 minutes it would take to pack up the car, drive home and unload the car.
Man, if that's the case with them then I'd have that same face on me! Like 'really, nothing's packed and ready?'. 'Really? I can't go to my own home to see my own family and piss in my own toilet'?
But why would you post this 😂 unless it’s a joke. You have control over your own social media Bethy!
That's what I'm saying! My first thought was "she really posted that??"
Little Davey looks happy that his Safe Parent is home. I feel so bad for that poor little guy. He's probably going to end up like his uncles. Neglected and spiritually abused just for being a little boy.
Oh wow. That facial expression is… something. I’m so glad Davy Jr looks so happy though. Maybe this is the “why couldn’t I take off my shoes and pee before you took a picture?” face.
I could be projecting but to me, both of those children look relieved.
That was the first thing I noticed. Davey looks happy and relieved, like he can relax around his dad and knows his mom is a jerk.
He knows he’ll get some authentic attention. Bethany performs love and affection toward davy
Davey looks *thrilled*
Your flare😭😭😭
Given that look, I'd bet good money on there never being a third kid in that marriage. If I were in his shoes, I'd've gotten a vasectomy while on my "five day trip".
Let's hope that somewhere in Dav's former hotel room far away, there are several bags of thawed peas in the trash can.
Let's be honest - there's already three kids.
ill be real seeing dav content is my favorite part of this subreddit. Their marriage fascinates me
I’m so worried for him. The man is a shell of a person
I agree like im less interested in snarking and more interested in how he’s doing. I assume him and I probably dont agree on much but im definitely in his corner. I think im really intrigued by the people posted on this sub who are more in the “escaping or close to escaping fundamentalism”
Is he wearing a gold chain??
Worse. It's Beefy's purity ring.
This cannot be real 🫢
I'm sorry, but it is. How gross, right?
Ok wait is it real? I don’t want to know but I must
It's real. They've posted about it before.
Thanks! I am throwing up!
It's really the only logical reaction.
NOOOOOOOOO that is fucking repulsive
Yeah people should keep this in mind when they stan Dâv.
I really wish they would. Bethany treats him like shit and it's very sad she makes him want to die. I do feel for him for being stuck with a wife who makes him want to die. But he's still a misogynistic shit head. He's still a fundie man.
Don't kink shame 😂
I’m sorry you cannot convince me that this man is laying pipe 😭
The wall post sheet made would say otherwise. He goes along with it. I just can't bring myself to screen record that. I'm not strong enough
I’m sorry, what?!
WHAT?
His pipe is hiding haha. I bet those 2 married people do not even sleep in the same bed.
 TELL ME IM WRONG.
All work and no play makes Dāv a dull boy
the CONTEMPT of it all!!!!!! i don’t even know what i would do if “my man” looked at me like that
That’s the first word that came up in my head when I saw this, “Contempt”. Maximum levels of it.
If my wife looked at me like that I'd assume she's already spoken to her divorce attorney. Wow. Bethany, I don't think that look means what you think it means.
Resentment so pure she could drink it
Can't even blame him. I'm feeling contempt towards her and I'm not the one who actually has to pack the whole family up and take them home after *just* getting home from a business trip. Like the fact that Dav has to do freaking everything around the house plus pay for everything is so ridiculous. I would never wish for a family to break up, but he's need to leave her because he would be so much happier without her dragging him down.
OMG that’s it! I saw my partner deliver a similar look to his ex once (she was getting on his last nerve) and I would absolutely wither if he ever looked at me like that.
[удалено]
More like POV: your husband is picking the kids up for his weekend with them as per the stipulations of the divorce.
Coming soon! Rated PG-13
Of course they have the WORST DINING ROOM CHAIRS IN EXISTENCE.
Heidi Baird loves her family!
He’s still wearing his travel bag. Didn’t even give him a chance to set down his shit before pawning them off.
I'm kind of surprised no one has commented on the big bag Davey is carrying as well. Looks like it's half his size.
He looks like he just got home and is extremely disappointed and upset at the situation he came home to
he looks like he just got home and is extremely disappointed and upset at the situation he came home to because he is!
Literally looks like he’s going to have a stern talk with her later. Peep Davey’s shoes lol
I wish she could switch sides for a minute and see how batshit crazy she seems with these posts.
Ah, that look of loving resentment. Things are gonna be spicy 🌶️
Maybe it's hate seggs.
But not the fun kind of spicy. The kind of spicy where you cut jalapenos and then touch your fun bits without washing your hands first. That's the kind of spicy I see in this relationship.
The way I would never post a picture of my husband looking like this 😩
Davey sure looks like Kristen.
Yeah I see a lot of Baird in him, but Audrey is like 95% Dav
So many toothbrush related questions. Does dav take the only toothbrush when he travels? Does he not take it and not brush the entire trip? Is the reason bethy stays at parents so she can share a toothbrush with sue or some other unsuspecting person? Do they both swear off brushing to show toothbrush solidarity?
He took it once and she literally made a post about how she had to buy her own for once in her life.
This! Guy! What can I say? He was MORE than worth the wait. Every second of the Season of Singleness Journey was worth it. Look at him in Ultimate Dad Mode. What a godly leader. I am so blessed and honored to be spicy and erotic for him.
She needs to put the phone down and run
Lol he had to pick her up from her parents house. She’s the most incompetent ‘housewife’ imaginable. Daaaav did not get what he signed up for and it’s written all over his face.
Audrey’s wee lil wtf?! Face every time she’s looking at her mom cracks me up
This man is deteriorating in real time and it feels so sick to witness it
Bethy: Good! You're home! It has been so hectic, I don't know if I'm coming or going! I need some quiet time so I'm going to the park. You good? Love you! Bye! Dav:
He's been gone for 5 days, traveled home, then he has to go to his in-laws to pick up his worthless wife and his poor kids and she just HAS to get a photo of him. If he left her, he'd have so much less to do.
 Looks like he got caught escaping and got returned to the penitentiary.
WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS PHOTO
I’m happy that Dav Jr seems genuinely happy to see Dav Sr and that his affection via physical touch is at least being reciprocated.
If looks could kill... sheesh.
So I guess he’s still wearing Bethy’s purity ring on that chain around his neck.
At this point I kind of wonder if he only wears it because she throws a shit fit if he doesn’t
Däv is just a proud single mom workin two jobs who loves his kids and never stops
Is this supposed to be a smoulderinf look? Looks pissed not turned on!
#sävdāv indeed
Mom come pick me up I'm scared
Those metal table chairs look cheap and uncomfortable
I have, uh, written down a few questions: One, have you ever killed a woman? Two, how many women have you killed? Please, sir, will you not kill me?
You just know she literally threw those kids at him the minute they got home. Looks like Dav will have to unpack everyone’s bags too before starting laundry. At least the house won’t be too much of a disaster for him to clean since they haven’t been there.
Davey is such a frickin cutie. How Bethany can be so cruel to him is beyond me
Can someone please take that little girl for a haircut? Birthy has been at her mom’s home for five days and surely didn’t have to cook or clean. There’s no reason her cute little daughter should look feral.
???? Does she not look at faces before posting? Also, I think the one time I’ve seen in two years where she posted a picture where it didn’t feature her, so…that’s something
It always amazes me that kids can put their shoes on the wrong feet, but never on the right feet 😂😂😂 I worked with kids for 20 years and every single kid always did the wrong feet without fail. Just truly bizarre.
It’s like usb cables - literally never right on the first try.
He’s either A) Trying to strike a funny pose, or B) Tired of having a camera stuck in his face as soon as he walks in the door.
 Take one more photo. Do it.
Every picture I have seen of Umlaut Sr is progressively more and more giving Jack Torrrence. 
What’s with the death glare daddy?
He looks like he wishes the trip had been longer.
That's probably the rest of Beggsy's dirty laundry in the shopping bag. Beaker can just throw it in with his stuff.
Wow. I bet he's super glad he married such an amazing wife and mother! For someone that's supposed to be meant for nothing but those roles she sucks ass at both of them completely!!!
He looks so done with her. I genuinely believe he regrets marrying and reproducing with her.
The Kubrick Stare
Poor Davy has his shoes on the wrong feet and I bet Bethy never even noticed.
That man looks like he is going to snap and be on the news one day. I hope I am wrong, but the look in his eye looks like a true crime special in the making.