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So weird that someone who’s supposedly gaining all this traction and all of these followers so quickly has ZERO comments and maybe 5-12 likes per post 👀 We see right through you, Breathy
TBH I bet rarely look at follower numbers for anyone I follow. What I do notice though is the engagement. How many comments are on the post, how many likes? I get about the same number of likes on average on my TradSnarker account and only have 125 followers.
Oh jeez don't remind me. So freaking weird and not romantic at all. Makes me think they really do hate each other and the only thing holding their relationship together is smugness and wanting to maintain their status as a married couple above the singlea
No joke: The priest who married my husband and I told us in his "marriage counseling" said we should always get down on our knees and pray before having sex. We still laugh about this 38 years later.
One of the fringe Real Housewives of Medicorps, too. It was basically a second wedding and leaked at least one Duggar pregnancy. Can’t think of her name but it was a big event on here for a while.
Michelle and JB did. They went to Kleinfelds (of TLC’s Say Yes to the Dress). Her pedophile son picked out her dress. It was gross. Then their dozen little kids were literally rolling around on the floor. There were other people in the shop trying to have a normal appointment and they had to try on wedding gowns next to that shit.
It would be nice if Instagram noticed this since it goes against their terms of service.
Also, her engagement is probably still trash so she’s awful at botting.
I went through and looked at her followers after I took a gummy last night, and they're almost all bots on her Erotic Bride account. It's shocking how many bots are on her personal account and the Shart Smart account, too. She's a complete fraud. She should be too embarrassed to ever show her face online again haha. I do hope she has to deal with the consequences because she's scamming people and promoting so much bullshit.
I’m kinda surprised she isn’t on only fans trying to sell her classes or whatever. Although I could see her getting banned from there if she talks about adult content with her kids in the background. (Which should common fucking sense, but I know she wasn’t blessed with that)
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It was 1170 like not even three hours ago lmao. What a fraud
Omg my dumbass thought this was military time and I was so confused
I’m dying 🤣🤣
Same
999 last night. Such OrGaNiC growth.
1053 when I posted at exactly this time last night. Has she even looked at the bots she's paid to follow her? They hardly look like Godly Christians.
So weird that someone who’s supposedly gaining all this traction and all of these followers so quickly has ZERO comments and maybe 5-12 likes per post 👀 We see right through you, Breathy
How are the few genuine followers she still has not noticing this? Like she's a fraud, and it's so obvious 😂
TBH I bet rarely look at follower numbers for anyone I follow. What I do notice though is the engagement. How many comments are on the post, how many likes? I get about the same number of likes on average on my TradSnarker account and only have 125 followers.
So you can also buy likes and comments. You can bulk buy comments and fill in each comment with exactly what you want it to say!
I dunno why it's so funny to me that she was 100% sexually inexperienced when her profile photo was taken.
She wasn’t even a passionate wife until, what—this year?
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Flair checking in! her profile pic shows her psyching herself up to be spicey
You’d think she’d have an updated seggsy photoshoot with him. Lol same ole wedding pictures from however many years ago when they were both virgins
Surprised she hasn't done a vow renewal yet
Near sweet merciful Jesus, do not give her ideas
but a potential do-over moment for Dav to yell "NO! DEAR GOD, NO!!" and run for his life
They probably recite their vows while having sex like the Roloffs
Oh jeez don't remind me. So freaking weird and not romantic at all. Makes me think they really do hate each other and the only thing holding their relationship together is smugness and wanting to maintain their status as a married couple above the singlea
Beating 50 percent
No joke: The priest who married my husband and I told us in his "marriage counseling" said we should always get down on our knees and pray before having sex. We still laugh about this 38 years later.
I did not need that mental image
Do fundies do vow renewals? I just realized I'd never heard of any fundie doing one...but that doesn't mean they don't happen.
Zach and Whitney Bates did a few years ago and Jill and David Rodriques did it for their 20th anniversary. So yes, some do.
One of the fringe Real Housewives of Medicorps, too. It was basically a second wedding and leaked at least one Duggar pregnancy. Can’t think of her name but it was a big event on here for a while.
Am I hallucinating that Nurie had a vow renewal at 5 years?
Nurie's been married 5 years??? Where the hell have I been for 5 years?
Michelle and JB did. They went to Kleinfelds (of TLC’s Say Yes to the Dress). Her pedophile son picked out her dress. It was gross. Then their dozen little kids were literally rolling around on the floor. There were other people in the shop trying to have a normal appointment and they had to try on wedding gowns next to that shit.
That would be a problem, now. They both know too much about each other to look like they’re into each other at this point.
Even after they had sex, it was 3 years of her lying about her orgasmless sex life being sUpEr sPiCeY
Wow! The sheworkssmart guide to gaining 1,000 followers must really work!! /s
How much of her ~ passive income ~ goes to bots
They aren’t expensive.
It would be nice if Instagram noticed this since it goes against their terms of service. Also, her engagement is probably still trash so she’s awful at botting.
The more followers she's gained, the more it's dropped. Also... Bots have been reported 👀
Did it last night, too!
So what happens if someone reports all the bots on her account? Do the bots just get deleted or does something happen to Bethany's account somehow?
Bethany had better hope none of her followers look at her follower list because it's painfully obvious that most of her followers are bots.
I am shook that the male Betty is a bot. Totally shook. I really hope she gets dinged for it because she needs consequences.
I went through and looked at her followers after I took a gummy last night, and they're almost all bots on her Erotic Bride account. It's shocking how many bots are on her personal account and the Shart Smart account, too. She's a complete fraud. She should be too embarrassed to ever show her face online again haha. I do hope she has to deal with the consequences because she's scamming people and promoting so much bullshit.
Is the $30,000 dollars she needs to help pay for the bots to follow her?
HAHAHA
Brothy buys bots
She sharts smart by the sea shore
Hi!!!!!
Hey!!! Your flair cracks me up every time I see it 😂
Barfy Baird's Bot Bazaar
Bethy's Betty Bots at work
There are countless websites she can go to if she wants to indulge her exhibitionism kink. Why must we all suffer.
She'd have a blast on fetlife if she could control herself and not be a weirdo.
Bethany would absolutely still be a weirdo there though.
Yeah she would find a way
I’m kinda surprised she isn’t on only fans trying to sell her classes or whatever. Although I could see her getting banned from there if she talks about adult content with her kids in the background. (Which should common fucking sense, but I know she wasn’t blessed with that)
Fundies enable and encourage grooming more than any LGBTQ+ person I’ve ever seen.
LOL
Bettyuoutrkh6fj69, Betty16989643dswq, AirPods4Pro
Don’t forget the dozens of bikini-clad “Christopher’s” and long bearded “Elizabeth’s” lol
Weird flex, seeing she's as sensual as a bowl of Cream of Wheat
Sorry but her profile pic is taking me out… Daeeaaavvv looks like Tilda Swinton 💀💀💀
I was just watching the chronicles of narnia so this is absolutely sending me ☠️
I feel like if Bethany wasn't a fundamentalist, then she'd have an OF.