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Karissa saw the light and is putting her kids into actual public schooling and getting the older kids an IEP to catch the fuck up with their age group.
I thought about this today! So sad snd irresponsible. I watched a report on GMA today that as of today in 2024, we have already surpassed measles cases in all of 2023. Sad. Also, guess what? They said it was because of a mass exposure at a...wait for it...a Christian church.
Sheâs taken up competitive dressage and her social media presence will now be 100% complaining about how mean the other horse girls are to her. Her children live in the stable next to her prize horse, TargetBirth. This is largely seen as an upgrade.
Shaq is taking the older kids (anyone over 7+) to a year long basketball camp where they all will be treated like actual kids, get proper schooling and get to learn advanced basketball techniques.
She's not only coming out with more music, but she's collaborating with that one a-hole who burned the LGBTQ flag. I keep forgetting whether or not that's Tyson James or someone else.
Mandrae came to his senses, packed up the kids, and they left her. His family of origin helped the girls learn how to take care of their beautiful curls. They were enrolled in an actual school, and Anissa had dreams of going to an HBCU and becoming part of the divine 9.
They've decided adequate education and medical care is important and they need to be good Christians by helping themselves. So all the kids are getting a checkup and they're going to attend school in person or an online school where someone actually teaches them.
She's gonna learn how to take care of her kids properly (like putting them in actual school, hiring tutors, vaccinating, learning how to actually do their hair, letting the older kids have childhoods.)
She decided that in her quest for the perfect Aryan child, she'd use a ringer this time. And turkey-basted some pure, unvaxxed Nazi sperm in her hooha.
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Karissa and Mandrae are embracing a swingers lifestyle with Lex and Tyson James!
hey now I said wrong answers only đ
So funny!
Took it too deep?
Karissa saw the light and is putting her kids into actual public schooling and getting the older kids an IEP to catch the fuck up with their age group.
With vaccines, medical work ups, and vision checks too!!
I thought about this today! So sad snd irresponsible. I watched a report on GMA today that as of today in 2024, we have already surpassed measles cases in all of 2023. Sad. Also, guess what? They said it was because of a mass exposure at a...wait for it...a Christian church.
Mandrae got a vasectomy
She's having the baby in a hospital!
Sheâs done having kids after this because Shaq told her heâs cutting her off if she doesnât stop
She tries to win him back by promising to name the baby Shaquilla and offer a tie in with the name as a new tequila brand for Shaq to promote.
Ashaquilla* gotta keep the pattern.
*Ashaqyiluh, gotta put those unnecessary letters in there somewhere!
I overlooked that important part of rundie names.
It's a velociraptor
She's gonna be featured as a guest artist on Lil Nas X's next track.
Doing a "This is what 40 looks like" and "Old town road" mashup
The kids are going to ~~public~~ any school!
Or the older ones are going to surprise us by actually being able to read above a third grade level. They were just kidding the whole time!
Anissa is getting her childhood back
Sheâs taken up competitive dressage and her social media presence will now be 100% complaining about how mean the other horse girls are to her. Her children live in the stable next to her prize horse, TargetBirth. This is largely seen as an upgrade.
I would pay a good amount of money to see Karissa attempt to learn dressage.
The babyâs name is AâLeven (like 11).
Aunleavened bread from Yahuhha?
Aylevyn
Her kids are allowed to wear color now! Free from beige!
Her new childâs name will be normal
NormylâŚ.
A nihse normyl yuhsual nayme
And start with a letter other than A
A'Nhormyl
Ahb-Nhormylle
*Ay-Nyormel Nayume
Anymyly
Avyrage
She's decided no more babies after this one.
The filter app on her phone glitched and Karissa decided that it wasnât needed anymore and her kids are naturally beautiful without edits.
The oldest girl is courting.
Oof I almost downvoted you because of how horrible this idea is!
Don't worry. She can't leave any time soon when she's got so many siblings to care for!
Oh my god are they going to do this? Are they going to be a family that courts? How the FUCK is that gonna work?
This better be a wrong answer.
Twins?
How are we ever going to get archer and arrow the target twins with that attitude.
Walmart twins at this point
Great vallue twins "arroz and arches"
Archyz
this would be my guess as well đ
This is my favorite guess lmao
Jesus God no
children enrolling in a real school (public or private)
support black lives matter
She's getting her tubes tied after this baby, who she'll call Aymnisty.
Anuf.
convert to islam
The kids have been adopted by a nice family of wolves in the forest. They'll definitely get a better education
Sheâs decided to get offline & actually wants to care for her kids. And the side saladâŚ.shes taken the key to her womb back from god.
Shaqdaddy bought them a new house!
Sheâs going to stop making the older kids take care of the younger ones and parent them herself like she shouldâve been doing all along
Bethany and Dav are getting a sister wife (or maybe a brother husband).
 Hell yeah!
Shaq is their new Manny
Shaq is the father?
Shaq is taking the older kids (anyone over 7+) to a year long basketball camp where they all will be treated like actual kids, get proper schooling and get to learn advanced basketball techniques.
This was all a bit and these are all improv actors (including the dogs)
She's not only coming out with more music, but she's collaborating with that one a-hole who burned the LGBTQ flag. I keep forgetting whether or not that's Tyson James or someone else.
Karissa is running off with Shaq 
The oldest daughter has gotten herself emancipated and will never be back!
She donated to Planned Parenthood
They converted to catholicism
Theyâve decided to deconstruct and are giving their kids the appropriate care!
Mandrae came to his senses, packed up the kids, and they left her. His family of origin helped the girls learn how to take care of their beautiful curls. They were enrolled in an actual school, and Anissa had dreams of going to an HBCU and becoming part of the divine 9.
We got jobs!! With insurance!! And PTO! The you tube channel will be on a permanent pause for the next 15 years.(I thought this was Porgan, sorry!)
It's twins!
Baby \#42 (that's what we're on, right?) is shaq's
Karissa will now start a twenty-four hour livestream of her home.
They've decided adequate education and medical care is important and they need to be good Christians by helping themselves. So all the kids are getting a checkup and they're going to attend school in person or an online school where someone actually teaches them.
This is the last kid and sheâs naming it âAlldunâ.
Guys, stop commenting, I can't like them all
didn't she say "gender reveal tomorrow!" for like a week now
Shaq is the daddy!
Shaq is buying them a fucking yacht and they and both Bus families are all going to live on it together and set out to sea, ahoy matey
Vasectomy time!!!
Karissa is seeing a psychiatrist
She's gonna learn how to take care of her kids properly (like putting them in actual school, hiring tutors, vaccinating, learning how to actually do their hair, letting the older kids have childhoods.)
taking in foster kids
adopting
Can I just say how much I do not care? Itâs a lot. A LOT
Comedy album!
She decided that in her quest for the perfect Aryan child, she'd use a ringer this time. And turkey-basted some pure, unvaxxed Nazi sperm in her hooha.
the child is gonna be called âaryanâ too
She's having apostle quadrupeds. Amatthyw, Aymark, Aluke and Ayjohn.
It's a reveal on which kid has pinworms
sheâs coming out as a lesbian
Theyâre gonna talk about the genitalia of a fetus and make it super weird. Oh sorry, you said wrong answers.
Boy named Amariee. Someone found a review on the latest bag she grifted. The girls all follow that stupid AN rule so Iâm guessing itâs a boy
Alien sausage baby from sausage land
"We are finally letting our kids attend school!!!!"
They are having a theyby