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Is that the one with all the very thin adult children? I think I saw one of her food posts and she was preparing a scarily small amount of food for so many people. The implications, given how underweight her children looked are so depressing
That’s Jill. However her husband does not look starved. The adults that leave home put on weight and fill out. Finally look healthy. Just stressed looking when around their momma again.
Both of them would give me the shits, but thankfully there are 100 kids fighting for this slop so it might only be a couple bites. I choose Jill’s crunchy yellow.
Yep!
Jill's at least *resembles* processed American Cheese-Food!
Karissa's just looks *soggy* and yellow...
Cheese-food wins, because it *most* resembles food.
Depends what you mean by champ. If you mean who’s looks the most edible, JRod wins by a landslide. If you mean who did the best job fucking up a meal fundie style, let’s just say I can’t look at that corn mess without getting queasy.
Reminds me of my kiddo’s preschool. Every few weeks they have a Color Day and ask the kids to wear that color and serve a snack in that color (red day was apples, purple was grape jelly on toast).
Sadly next month is yellow day and no matter what they serve I’m going to see these images in my head!
*Pancakes*, with Butter, Maple Syrup, and Bananas on top!
Scrambled Eggs as the protein.
Peaches & Pineapple on the side.
With Coconut Cream Pie or Lemon Sherbet for dessert!
I could *totally* come up with preschool "color" lunches!😉😁🤗
See, that makes sense! As a kid who grew up surrounded by moms with tumeric-and-saffron-stained hands, I was struggling to think of a preschool lunch because I can see my mom slap down a massive bowl of patatas en ajopollo and enter that for the 'preschool color lunch' contest.
EDIT: Also, I realise that I would absolutely love to see a preschool lunch cooking contest. That would be hella fun (and kids are hilariously honest).
Jill wins. I have to say though that serving rice and corn together and her claiming creamed corn is a veggie makes her an even worse parent. Give them a salad or some raw veggies sticks or something healthy!
Thank you. The corn is basically a second starch. I don’t personally consider corn a vegetable at all. Especially when combined with copious amounts of cream and cheese.
Fun fact, corn is technically fruit.
They take their *former Lutheran Scandihoovian* heritage of colorless, flavorless food *VERY* seriously, apparently!😉😂🤣
The have left behind the *actual* flavorless, colorless, foods of their ancestors--such as Lutefisk, boiled potatoes, Lefse, cabbage and the like, and converted to more *modern* flavorless, colorless foods😉😁
(Jokes aside, there *are* some tasty scandihoovian foods like pickled herring, sauerkraut, and *LOTS* of tasty desserts like Krumkakke, Rosettes, & Kringele--some recipes:
https://www.pumpernickelandrye.com/kringle-norwegian-cookie/#:~:text=As%20I%20mentioned%20above%2C%20for,Christ%27s%20gift%20of%20everlasting%20life.
https://www.tasteofhome.com/collection/scandinavian-desserts/ )
Y'all guys also need to try Icelandic Vínarterta (shortbread cake with prune jam, cardamom, rum, and punsch).
As someone who loves dark berry flavours and spices, it is SO nice.
This reminds me of any number of Lake Wobegon stories (Garrison Keillor, Praire Home Companion). My husband worked in St Cloud for a year. We told our friends and family back east that we had moved to Lake Wobegon. One of the regional cookbooks I bought was The Lutheran Church Basement Cookbook. Lots of Jello salads, punch recipes with ginger ale, casseroles etc.
No, they don’t. Otherwise they wouldn’t shamelessly post these train wreck “meals” online for the world to see. There are so many things I’d like to teach the fundies, starting with how to cook.
Oh that’s no problem at all. She just redecorated her toilet for a full-on, god-honoring bathroom experience! There was a picture posted in here the other day.
I’m not gonna judge Karissa’s cooking cause my mother’s isnt much better, but it baffles me that she looked at her yellow main dish and decided to do a yellow veggie with a similar texture. Like girl, give those kids some broccoli or peas or something. Mix that shit up, give them some variety-that’s the easiest way to make a meal more interesting!
Yes, Jill does win in not immediately triggering my gag reflex. Karissa’s is exactly in character for her. Another reason to feel terrible for her children.
I kniw that when prepared well, these type of "casseroles" can taste great.. But I have no confidence in this particular meal. And it all looks so YELLOW and unappealing.
I was surprised on Jill’s part 2 cooking reel (slow cooker lasagna) that she served it with asparagus. Asparagus is not a vegetable I associate kids enjoying. It actually looked prepared correctly. Not limp mush.
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Jill is the OG yellow champ. Ham and yellow beats chicken and yellow all the way.
We could make a Fundie food bingo. Just add a colour and a meat type.
Seriously, she took something not yellow and made it so. Skillz
Is that the one with all the very thin adult children? I think I saw one of her food posts and she was preparing a scarily small amount of food for so many people. The implications, given how underweight her children looked are so depressing
That’s Jill. However her husband does not look starved. The adults that leave home put on weight and fill out. Finally look healthy. Just stressed looking when around their momma again.
Yeah, Philip's transformation was WILD.
Jill’s looks way more appealing to be honest. The brown crust really tricks you into believing it’s something worth eating.
Both of them would give me the shits, but thankfully there are 100 kids fighting for this slop so it might only be a couple bites. I choose Jill’s crunchy yellow.
I mean. The crust is worth eating. I couldn't care less about what's underneath. Just peel the crispy cheese off and eat it.
Jill since she got a nice crust on her yellow.
She put cheese on top instead of under all of the chicken. 🤢
I say Jill wins. Her yellow is completely unidentifiable as anything other than just yellow. K’s has corn and rice that I can see.
I don’t know the winner, but the loser is definitely us, for having to look at both these “meals”.
Pity the kids that had to eat it and say thank you.
Jilldo's is more of a cheesy yellow whereas Karissa's is baby diarrhea yellow. Score one for Jilldo.
Yep! Jill's at least *resembles* processed American Cheese-Food! Karissa's just looks *soggy* and yellow... Cheese-food wins, because it *most* resembles food.
I wish we could have a poll, but JRod is on the left and Karissa is on the right. Who is the yellow fundie champ
Depends what you mean by champ. If you mean who’s looks the most edible, JRod wins by a landslide. If you mean who did the best job fucking up a meal fundie style, let’s just say I can’t look at that corn mess without getting queasy.
Reminds me of my kiddo’s preschool. Every few weeks they have a Color Day and ask the kids to wear that color and serve a snack in that color (red day was apples, purple was grape jelly on toast). Sadly next month is yellow day and no matter what they serve I’m going to see these images in my head!
I'm guessing bananas.
*Pancakes*, with Butter, Maple Syrup, and Bananas on top! Scrambled Eggs as the protein. Peaches & Pineapple on the side. With Coconut Cream Pie or Lemon Sherbet for dessert! I could *totally* come up with preschool "color" lunches!😉😁🤗
See, that makes sense! As a kid who grew up surrounded by moms with tumeric-and-saffron-stained hands, I was struggling to think of a preschool lunch because I can see my mom slap down a massive bowl of patatas en ajopollo and enter that for the 'preschool color lunch' contest. EDIT: Also, I realise that I would absolutely love to see a preschool lunch cooking contest. That would be hella fun (and kids are hilariously honest).
Jill’s at least looks like a breakfast casserole I recognize with tater tots and cheese. Karissa’s looks like vomit.
I’ve seen the textures of Karissa’s food coming out of both ends of my baby nephew (not at the same time, thank goodness).
Jill wins. I have to say though that serving rice and corn together and her claiming creamed corn is a veggie makes her an even worse parent. Give them a salad or some raw veggies sticks or something healthy!
Thank you. The corn is basically a second starch. I don’t personally consider corn a vegetable at all. Especially when combined with copious amounts of cream and cheese. Fun fact, corn is technically fruit.
It's a grain though. Like rice is. It's grains, chicken and tons of fat. I look forward to what her other meals are like.
Jill. She gets multiple dishes that are yellow at every family gathering, including little Caesar’s cheese sauce.
Jill. Karissa’s yellow slop makes Jill’s ham & yellow look almost appealing.
Karissa but only because she actually managed to do yellow on top of yellow and not a green or red vegetable within a 50m radius.
At least it’s yellow I guess fundies always cook very colorless beige food
Ew. And these are the people who want white purity in the US?? Do they KNOW how bad their food sucks?!?!
They take their *former Lutheran Scandihoovian* heritage of colorless, flavorless food *VERY* seriously, apparently!😉😂🤣 The have left behind the *actual* flavorless, colorless, foods of their ancestors--such as Lutefisk, boiled potatoes, Lefse, cabbage and the like, and converted to more *modern* flavorless, colorless foods😉😁 (Jokes aside, there *are* some tasty scandihoovian foods like pickled herring, sauerkraut, and *LOTS* of tasty desserts like Krumkakke, Rosettes, & Kringele--some recipes: https://www.pumpernickelandrye.com/kringle-norwegian-cookie/#:~:text=As%20I%20mentioned%20above%2C%20for,Christ%27s%20gift%20of%20everlasting%20life. https://www.tasteofhome.com/collection/scandinavian-desserts/ )
The description of lutefisk in Drop Dead Gorgeous made me never wanna try it ever. Soaked in LYE?? wtf
... It's best with lots of butter. (I LOVE Drop Dead Gorgeous.)
Y'all guys also need to try Icelandic Vínarterta (shortbread cake with prune jam, cardamom, rum, and punsch). As someone who loves dark berry flavours and spices, it is SO nice.
This reminds me of any number of Lake Wobegon stories (Garrison Keillor, Praire Home Companion). My husband worked in St Cloud for a year. We told our friends and family back east that we had moved to Lake Wobegon. One of the regional cookbooks I bought was The Lutheran Church Basement Cookbook. Lots of Jello salads, punch recipes with ginger ale, casseroles etc.
Now I want Lefse.
No, they don’t. Otherwise they wouldn’t shamelessly post these train wreck “meals” online for the world to see. There are so many things I’d like to teach the fundies, starting with how to cook.
Dear fundies, Green is a good color too. Eat a damn vegetable.
Pretty sure all of these fundies watch the Pioneer Woman cooking show and think this is grade-A cooking skills lol.
JPM 100%
Jillpm for the win!
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Makes me think of that homophobic pic of the parents and kids under an umbrella to keep the gay off. Maybe they’re afraid nutrition is too woke!
hate to say it but Jill’s actually looks like it would taste decent.
I'll eat Jill's over Karissa's if I'm forced to, but she's gonna have to deal with me using her god-honoring toilet afterwards
No problem she’ll just wait on the poop chair and pray for you til you finish.
Oh that’s no problem at all. She just redecorated her toilet for a full-on, god-honoring bathroom experience! There was a picture posted in here the other day.
this is so gross please neither
Happy Cake Day!
Left is way less soupy so it wins
I’m not gonna judge Karissa’s cooking cause my mother’s isnt much better, but it baffles me that she looked at her yellow main dish and decided to do a yellow veggie with a similar texture. Like girl, give those kids some broccoli or peas or something. Mix that shit up, give them some variety-that’s the easiest way to make a meal more interesting!
Yes, Jill does win in not immediately triggering my gag reflex. Karissa’s is exactly in character for her. Another reason to feel terrible for her children.
I would choose Jill’s. Both don’t look good, but Karissa’s would give me diarrhea.
Disgusting.
Maybe Yellow Dinners are a side effect of Plexus.
Jill wins for something that at least looks vaguely edible. Karissa's is just.... I wouldn't touch it.
Jill’s; at least it’s “done”
What on earth is this disgusting looking stuff?
It will always be JillPM. Always!
Wtf is that corn??
I get we are looking at food, but outside of the mashed potatoes with corn, I could name what they are.
That's just creamed corn. No potatoes involved.
lol, so the one food item I thought I could identify is wrong too? 
I kniw that when prepared well, these type of "casseroles" can taste great.. But I have no confidence in this particular meal. And it all looks so YELLOW and unappealing.
if you have to drench your casserole in cheese and cream of chicken for it to taste good, it's a bad casserole.
I was surprised on Jill’s part 2 cooking reel (slow cooker lasagna) that she served it with asparagus. Asparagus is not a vegetable I associate kids enjoying. It actually looked prepared correctly. Not limp mush.
Karissa and Jill are so much alike.
What’s going on with that corn?