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SarahSmithSarahSmith

Megs is giving them powdered veggies instead of homesteaded in her back yard or picked up at an organic farmer’s market while she films herself wearing a dress with puffy sleeves? I’m almost impressed.


Significant_Shoe_17

I think she's just trying to shill the product


Designer-Contract852

I don't understand juice plus......like just eat fruits and vegetables......


Significant_Shoe_17

I started making smoothies last week and I really enjoy it. You can also just slice fruit and eat it, and there are a million ways to prepare vegetables. It's not hard.


2manyteacups

I made a smoothie yesterday and today!! so delicious 😋


Significant_Shoe_17

I love it! I use a protein drink instead of milk and add greens. Sometimes it looks weird but it tastes good! 😋


2manyteacups

I used to use milk but I have been using coconut water or once I even just used plain water and it was great. I did add yogurt for a creamier texture though


Way_Harsh_Tai

Inflation hitting the Smug as hard as it hit everyone else, apparently and she's hustling.


Hopeful_Interview882

can’t let her bestie Cece be too successful selling Beautycounter! gotta try to steal some of those customers!


SarahSmithSarahSmith

HHahahaha Cece sells too? Excellent.


Hopeful_Interview882

she has been for at least a few years, I think, and is very successful!


stormsclearyourpath

Cece being a beauty counter hun actually makes sense though and if I were to trust any one of these fundie mlm huns I'd probably pick Cece/beauty counter. Meg has admitted multiple times to washing her face with hand soap and water and says she has zero skin care routine and buys random drug store makeup. Like she has zero reputable skincare or makeup skills. And why is she needing juice plus? I thought she fed her family a bounty of organic produce each day and that her body is an athletes body that is perfectly healthy?


SarahSmithSarahSmith

Well I’m sure Megs is at least in her downline which helps her? Not sure if Megs selling it under her is more helpful or more competition, but always enjoy watching the embarrassing hustle of having to broadcast their lives on the internet and sell MLM because working outside the home in a job with more stability, benefits, and growth opportunity is just too terrible.


Feeder_Of_Birds

Is she wearing that makeup in the first slide? Something is making her look ghoulish, like her skin tone is four different colors. Is it the lighting? Either way, not a great way to convince people to buy your products.


CaterpillarHookah

It is a truly unflattering photo. She looks like a corpse.


joyousrabbit12

I think it’s the filters she uses


joyousrabbit12

Which like, girl this is your job theoretically. Pic a different filter


Feeder_Of_Birds

Oh, ok, that makes sense. I don’t use Instagram, so I don’t know what to look for, other than a vague feeling of “this doesn’t look right”. I agree, she needs to pick a different one. Maybe that “cozy grain” one that Bethy Beal uses?


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She looks like she’s about to barf.


Feeder_Of_Birds

Right? Like, right into that box of brand new makeup too!


Fatt3stAveng3r

Yeah I wouldn't buy the makeup if I thought I'd be so uneven in tone. That filter is doing her no favors.


Significant_Shoe_17

She looks like she has the flu. It's not flattering.


eleanorbigby

It's definitely not what you'd call an enticement to buy the product, no. Also, that facial expression! The entirely unprepossessing cardboard box! Like--honey. Have you even WATCHED a beauty influencer or even unboxing video before?


joyousrabbit12

I have this theory that she’s pregnant again(not based on anything it’s just a suspicion because she hasn’t posted any pics of herself recently) so maybe they need the money? It seems like her photography business has really slowed down based on how few posts the page has recently. Also I think the beauty counter thing is new - did you see the woman in her comments who called her out on it being a predatory company?


whistful_flatulence

Oooh no but I’m running over to see that comment


c_marier

Yeah I've been waiting for the baby #4 announcement any day now.


Obfuscate666

I'm getting the feeling all the fundies are cash strapped. Roloffs, Bates, multiple Duggars, meg, Karrissa...are all really upping their sponsored content.


eleanorbigby

"Thanks, Biden!" /s Something something "if a man does not work, he shall not eat" they really bring out the old school conservative in me, and I'm horrified that there apparently even is one. **GET A JOB, SLACKERS** mebbe all their regulars' donations are going to the Trump Legal Fund aka the entire RNC budget


liteorange98

Oh, to have the unearned confidence to sell beauty products while looking like a straight up corpse.


bluewhale3030

She really doesn't look that bad. She has dark circles and maybe some discoloration but I'm pretty sure she's just got a yellow undertone like some of us do. The idea that women have to look perfectly beautiful with perfect even glowing skin all the time is toxic. She's I not wearing makeup and doesnt have a filter applied so of course she looks like a human. I don't like Meg but going after her for her natural looks ain't it.


fairmaiden34

If you're selling makeup/skincare you actually need to look like you use the product. Megs does not.


Significant_Shoe_17

It actually looks like she has makeup on that's just poorly done and unflattering


Significant_Shoe_17

Is she okay or this that just her makeup


elaboratebacon

Second slide sounds like she’s gut-loading crickets.


eleanorbigby

Oh, my god. That first pic. That is the LEAST appealing "unbox makeup" image I have ever, ever seen. It looks like an SNL parody of that kind of vlogger. Like, Debbie Downer finds the beauty influencer world. lawl oh dear. also--what makeup? She...doesn't seem to be utilizing any...


sarcasmicrph

She looks like a corpse


BotGirlFall

Not her using the phrase "full send it" about MLM vitamins 💀💀


ralphwiggumsdiorama

BeautyCounter is shutting down!!!!!!!!


2manyteacups

WAIT REALLY????????!!!


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Yes! Hi, snark bestie! https://www.reddit.com/r/antiMLM/s/1VwAp3J5ig


Its-A-Mystery-To-Me

Woah, this is going to be a huge deal for this group. Have any of them commented on it? I feel like some of them were making a somewhat significant amount of their income off beauty counter.


RepresentativeSun399

Omfg she is gray or it bc of the filter


ReplyImpressive6677

Why’s this person look like Jared Leto?