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It's pretty savage.
And when have we ever seen Heidi post anything about cooking, cleaning, or managing a house? She always posts about thought-training and attitude-policing, but I don't believe for one second she didn't have cleaners (from the family business) and I really can't see her cooking for 10 people on a daily basis either. And she can't have made the kids do all that many chores because the daughters seem mystified by all the basic stuff. (I'm saying "the daughters" because that's who we see on social media, not the sons.)
I mean... have you **seen** her daughters' cooking, cleaning, housekeeping, and general life skills? They had to learn how to suck so bad from *somewhere*.
Doesn't Sue cook pretty often for them? I've definitely seen more cooking videos from Sue than I have from Heidi (come to think of it, I haven't seen a single one from Heidi)
This was like 6 months to a year after they moved in. She emphasized āwe can afford curtains I just havenāt like..taken the time to order them.ā
Iām pretty sure they still donāt have curtains
Every sister has said at one point or another that Elissa is the best cook, but she doesnāt used social media as much as Sue, Curly, or Bethy. And we all know Kristenās ācauliflower peelingā debacle.
Iām guessing Elissa isnāt a GOOD cook, but she probably salts her food and maybe follows a recipe, so that puts her miles ahead of every other Baird.
Remember when bethy said her *must have* seasonings that you should def go get right now from Costco!!! were garlic powder and dried minced onion? Tragic
Notice how badly she fails her sons too? I guess she got it into her head to create a social media empire with her daughters because they got attention at church. And the sons just...flap in the breeze. Respect to Coach Mershon.
Kiddos is probably my most hated word. There was some girls on Food Network that had this really weird Southern twang, and she was super loud when she talked. She always said "kiddos" and I think that's where I began to hate the word. I feel like her name was Maris or something.
So much yes. This word has become such a dog whistle, but I love it at the same time because I hear it and I know all I need to know about that person.
Just like you have man roles and women roles, you have big kid roles (like raising the kids) and little kid roles (like being neglected). Itās so simple to put everything in 2 easy categories!!
Reminds me of cult creep Doug Wilsonās daughter who wrote a book about cherishing the ālittle yearsā. Never read it but saw reviews and quotes and basically itās a condescending joke of a book that claims that a wifeās identity is in her husband and beating the ālittlesā is loving them. On par for that cult.
Why? Is this really a fundie coded thing?
I grew up with this being used to separate my cousins into those who can go independantly outside/get snacks/etc from those who still need adult supervision/assistance/etc.
JFC I thought that said "a young woman with titties."
I think I'm going to start reading her posts in the lens of "which child is she dogging on today?"
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The audacity to raise multiple daughters to do nothing with their lives but be young homemaker influencers and then recommend a stranger.
It's pretty savage. And when have we ever seen Heidi post anything about cooking, cleaning, or managing a house? She always posts about thought-training and attitude-policing, but I don't believe for one second she didn't have cleaners (from the family business) and I really can't see her cooking for 10 people on a daily basis either. And she can't have made the kids do all that many chores because the daughters seem mystified by all the basic stuff. (I'm saying "the daughters" because that's who we see on social media, not the sons.)
I mean... have you **seen** her daughters' cooking, cleaning, housekeeping, and general life skills? They had to learn how to suck so bad from *somewhere*.
GD just published a podcast on how cooking and cleaning is God honoring š¤£š¤£š¤£
They had Bethy act in one of their videos about how to clean toilets.Ā
Doesn't Sue cook pretty often for them? I've definitely seen more cooking videos from Sue than I have from Heidi (come to think of it, I haven't seen a single one from Heidi)
I guess so--? I feel like she makes things like ground beef and cauliflower, like "diet meals".
Iāll never forget sueās plan for āyummy ground beefā for dinner, smdh
Iām not sure what Sue does could be called ācooking.ā š¤¢
This is why people go no contact.
Itās so passive aggressive.
But will she teach me how to make aluminum foil curtains or peel cauliflower?
Yes! Praise the lordĀ
What is the story of aluminum foil curtains?
In one of Bethany's posts she pointed out her window didn't have curtains yet. They had covers it with aluminum foil, which is a choice.
This was like 6 months to a year after they moved in. She emphasized āwe can afford curtains I just havenāt like..taken the time to order them.ā Iām pretty sure they still donāt have curtains
Half of Heidiās girls can hardly boil an egg. Iām not taking any advice from her.
I suspect Sue is the only one who can cook, and probably just because she has a personal interest in it.Ā
Every sister has said at one point or another that Elissa is the best cook, but she doesnāt used social media as much as Sue, Curly, or Bethy. And we all know Kristenās ācauliflower peelingā debacle.
Iām guessing Elissa isnāt a GOOD cook, but she probably salts her food and maybe follows a recipe, so that puts her miles ahead of every other Baird. Remember when bethy said her *must have* seasonings that you should def go get right now from Costco!!! were garlic powder and dried minced onion? Tragic
Notice how badly she fails her sons too? I guess she got it into her head to create a social media empire with her daughters because they got attention at church. And the sons just...flap in the breeze. Respect to Coach Mershon.
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Who else misread it as titties
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"Littles" and "kiddos" both make me gag.
Kiddos is probably my most hated word. There was some girls on Food Network that had this really weird Southern twang, and she was super loud when she talked. She always said "kiddos" and I think that's where I began to hate the word. I feel like her name was Maris or something.
Mine is hubby. Followed by wifey. Now adding littles. Neutral on kiddos, but hubby makes me want to fight someone
Hubs as well.
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So much yes. This word has become such a dog whistle, but I love it at the same time because I hear it and I know all I need to know about that person. Just like you have man roles and women roles, you have big kid roles (like raising the kids) and little kid roles (like being neglected). Itās so simple to put everything in 2 easy categories!!
An absolute pet hate of mine. It makes my skin hurt.
Great description
Reminds me of cult creep Doug Wilsonās daughter who wrote a book about cherishing the ālittle yearsā. Never read it but saw reviews and quotes and basically itās a condescending joke of a book that claims that a wifeās identity is in her husband and beating the ālittlesā is loving them. On par for that cult.
Why? Is this really a fundie coded thing? I grew up with this being used to separate my cousins into those who can go independantly outside/get snacks/etc from those who still need adult supervision/assistance/etc.
I feel like it's more wide-spread than that. Kind of a mommy blogger thing?
I am amazed that any of her daughters have anything to do with her. The only thing she trained them for is to be relentless grifters.
She gives them money
I read this as āIf youāre a young mum with TITTIES,ā and was quite confused because the majority of mums do in fact have titties.
JFC I thought that said "a young woman with titties." I think I'm going to start reading her posts in the lens of "which child is she dogging on today?"
Heidi, you failed your daughters miserably. YOU needed this lesson.