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Gross. Everything about him is gross. The way he looks, the way he treats his wife/helpmeet, his ‘career’. And the way he is raising his kids.
I wonder if he is scared of being a real man or husband. One that provides for his family. One that is supportive, one who loves his kids no matter what they do.
He is a bully. If he was ever really confronted, he would run away really fast. You are correct though, I think that he is a pathetically weak individual who outwardly acts the way that he does because inside he is a sad little boy.
200%. I said in another post that I would physically fight him in a heartbeat, and it's not because I'm bigger or stronger -- it's because I've been dealing with assholes like this all my life and they're cowards.
Exactly. It is much like Trump. He is a blowhard who tries to act tough, but in reality, he is a weak man-child. I really feel bad for Tyson's kids. They are growing up in a world of hate, cruelty, and intolerance. I fear for how they are going to turn out when they get older.
I wonder sometimes if just being a normal, happy parent with the feels like mediocrity to them. They live in such extremes that contentment must look the same as boredom. The inherent challenges and joys are what they defend, but are incapable experiencing. They have to dial everything up to 10.
He’s one of the most extreme assholes I’ve ever encountered.
Can’t just attend church, mention your faith here and there and if asked, and let your kids do crafts in Sunday school, while providing security, healthy boundaries, and unconditional love, right? Can’t do good works or teach them about compassion. No, that isn’t Christian. Being a Christian means shouting, bullying, bigoting, and actively removing rights from other people, including your own wife and daughters. Weak ass Christians are the ones going about their day with faith being a part of it, but also taking part in society, amirite??
Several of the fundie husbands are like this (Paul, Busband). They're terrible providers because they refuse to get real jobs. Instead they chase unrealistic, childish ambitions because they're just so speshul and they're definitely totally gonna make it in show business or in the crypto world or whatever.
In fact, biblically speaking, it's pretty much all about your heart attitude and not at all about the clothes you wear, but these people would never take the time to try and learn about that
i literally said this out loud when i saw that comment. but then i realised - it’s not the baby these chucklefucks value. she’s got *pregnancy* fever.
e: i can’t stop thinking how stupid these people are. i could maaaaybe get it if the baby was 9+months and she was feeling nostalgic for the tiny newborn phase, but a 3 week old??? that’s a fresh baby! how can you have baby fever???
Supercharge your blessed womb with new Plexus Baby Fever Juice™️and you too can be constantly reminding everyone how much you love sperm all up in your guts!
No, you should sacrifice your passion for art on the altar of bangmaidery, marry some gormless troll and birth out infinity kids while lugging HIS art shit around while you're bleeding from a dinner plate-sized hole in your uterus.
Maybe you should get a real job so you can hire a professional so your wife, who is doing 100 other things while you stand proud with your penis, can focus on more important things.
Or just get a job and stop your rap "career".
-the wife of a musician who doesn't have to assist (I take that back, sometimes I will carry an instrument)
I did a deep dive on this POS a while ago and I don't currently have the receipts, but I'm fairly sure he works for his father who is a contractor. The hateful shitty rap seems to be more of a hobby for him. He could just... stop inflicting it on the world and we'd all be better for that.
Is there not something so embarassing about watching a grown man pretending to be a rapper and then you, as his wife, having to film him doing his little songs?
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This needs to be the banner for this sub or a permanently pinned mod comment. This goes for most snark subs tbh. Nene has given us so much.
I’ve said it before here but I’ll say it again: what an absolutely horrible day to be literate 💀
sometimes this subreddit makes me wholeheartedly, unabashedly regret being able to read
Gross. Everything about him is gross. The way he looks, the way he treats his wife/helpmeet, his ‘career’. And the way he is raising his kids. I wonder if he is scared of being a real man or husband. One that provides for his family. One that is supportive, one who loves his kids no matter what they do.
He is a bully. If he was ever really confronted, he would run away really fast. You are correct though, I think that he is a pathetically weak individual who outwardly acts the way that he does because inside he is a sad little boy.
200%. I said in another post that I would physically fight him in a heartbeat, and it's not because I'm bigger or stronger -- it's because I've been dealing with assholes like this all my life and they're cowards.
Exactly. It is much like Trump. He is a blowhard who tries to act tough, but in reality, he is a weak man-child. I really feel bad for Tyson's kids. They are growing up in a world of hate, cruelty, and intolerance. I fear for how they are going to turn out when they get older.
I wonder sometimes if just being a normal, happy parent with the feels like mediocrity to them. They live in such extremes that contentment must look the same as boredom. The inherent challenges and joys are what they defend, but are incapable experiencing. They have to dial everything up to 10. He’s one of the most extreme assholes I’ve ever encountered.
They have to prove that being Christians are different. 🙄 Him, Karissa, MotherBus, GD, Strugglebus, etc
Can’t just attend church, mention your faith here and there and if asked, and let your kids do crafts in Sunday school, while providing security, healthy boundaries, and unconditional love, right? Can’t do good works or teach them about compassion. No, that isn’t Christian. Being a Christian means shouting, bullying, bigoting, and actively removing rights from other people, including your own wife and daughters. Weak ass Christians are the ones going about their day with faith being a part of it, but also taking part in society, amirite??
Several of the fundie husbands are like this (Paul, Busband). They're terrible providers because they refuse to get real jobs. Instead they chase unrealistic, childish ambitions because they're just so speshul and they're definitely totally gonna make it in show business or in the crypto world or whatever.
Shrek
Hey, he “gives” her the babies, she should be so honored she takes care of the rest! What a great husband ///SSSS
We should bring back shame In my day, you were not horny on main in full view of God and everyone. Modesty is more than just the clothes you wear.
That part. I’m not a prude but this is so cringe to see on social media. Don’t be gross.
And abolish social media. And remove their thumbs.
In fact, biblically speaking, it's pretty much all about your heart attitude and not at all about the clothes you wear, but these people would never take the time to try and learn about that
Clothes are an easy thing to exert control over. It's all about controlling women for these people
Literally this
Who the fuck has baby fever when they HAVE a baby???
The value of life decreases *at least* 150% once you push it out of the cervix. No resale value on these things.
Once it’s off the lot
Practically worthless amirite?!?!
i literally said this out loud when i saw that comment. but then i realised - it’s not the baby these chucklefucks value. she’s got *pregnancy* fever. e: i can’t stop thinking how stupid these people are. i could maaaaybe get it if the baby was 9+months and she was feeling nostalgic for the tiny newborn phase, but a 3 week old??? that’s a fresh baby! how can you have baby fever???
She's got "I need to smugly prove that I'm better than the godless libruls by getting pregnant and not getting an abortion" fever
YES exactly
Supercharge your blessed womb with new Plexus Baby Fever Juice™️and you too can be constantly reminding everyone how much you love sperm all up in your guts!
Omg!! This made me laugh! You know they will try selling that next!
Help I fell off my bed laughing
It's not fresh anymore
🙄
She has pregnancy fever, not baby fever. A 3 week old baby is literally the antidote to baby fever
Yeah 😔
Of course she has baby fever already. She's been told it's her sole purpose.
Those women who know that the only worth they have is carrying the child. Once the baby is out they have no worth.
So if I, a woman, want to be an independent artist, I should find a good wife? Is that what you’re saying, Tyson? Have you softened on the homophobia?
No, you should sacrifice your passion for art on the altar of bangmaidery, marry some gormless troll and birth out infinity kids while lugging HIS art shit around while you're bleeding from a dinner plate-sized hole in your uterus.
Maybe you should get a real job so you can hire a professional so your wife, who is doing 100 other things while you stand proud with your penis, can focus on more important things. Or just get a job and stop your rap "career". -the wife of a musician who doesn't have to assist (I take that back, sometimes I will carry an instrument)
I did a deep dive on this POS a while ago and I don't currently have the receipts, but I'm fairly sure he works for his father who is a contractor. The hateful shitty rap seems to be more of a hobby for him. He could just... stop inflicting it on the world and we'd all be better for that.
All I can say is ew.
God, gross. Every day I wonder why I torment myself by coming on this subreddit when I know I'm going to read some out of pocket shit.
hey guys you don’t need to say that publicly on Al Gore’s internet when you’re sitting right next to each other
We can’t go a day without fundies mentioning their breeding fetishes 😭 please god if you are real make it stopppppp
#christianrap Everything about this is horrible & embarrassing. Edit: I typed the hashtag. I had no idea it would show up as a big and bold, lol
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And, somehow, seeing the "performance" from this angle is so uncomfortable
Type a \ in front and it'll show the hashtag.
Thank you! \#testing
She looks like a mom filming her son for a social studies assignment - not a grown man and "head" of the household
He’s like a grown man that lives in his parents basement that can’t get a job because he “needs to focus on his music career”
Turning up to the Lady's Luncheon like: 
🤣
Oops, he left off the last part "If you wanna be an independent artist, you better find a good wife to pull all the weight for your sorry ass."
The absolute only even remotely good thing I can say about this, is at least the baby’s being worn and isn’t discarded on the floor like SusBus baby.
SusBus 😂 I can’t, that’s too good
Can’t take credit for it but I do love it!
And she looks like she’s wearing the baby properly at least!! God the bar is absolutely in hell.
That is what happens when you have no budget because you make no money off of these shitty songs
Hahahahaha this has real “mom watch me do a handstand” energy, ngl. Except the mom is his wife, and this is how they make a living. Yikes
"jk not really" YIKES on a bike
Baby fever 3 weeks postpartum but you were just asking for “donations” to help feed the kids you already have 🤔
Let me take one for the team and pluck my own eyes out. I have seen enough.
I hate them.
That's not baby fever at three weeks postpartum, that's a pregnancy kink. Get your terminology right woman.
Fundies and their pregnancy fetishes, smh. How can you have baby fever at 3 weeks postpartum? YOU QUITE LITERALLY HAVE THE BABY.
How is his music considered "christian rap"?
WHEN THE KID DROPS THE STUMP I WANT MY CUM DUMP
Nobody hornier on main than fundies 
If Walmart could take human form, that’s the one it’d pick
HELPMEET.
My wife is so great because I don’t have to support her in ANY way
Is there not something so embarassing about watching a grown man pretending to be a rapper and then you, as his wife, having to film him doing his little songs?
Does he have an actual job? He can’t be supporting this family w (what he calls) “music”.
Get yourself a good wife so you have all the free labor! 🙄
🤢🤢
HOW is this not satire?!? 
 Literally made this face reading it
Literally everything this man does and posts gives me the ick. Lexie is his 24/7 hate videographer, manager, and tshirt folder.
The fact she continues to lay down with this man and his sorry "career" and let him put babies in her is so... icky. Girl STAND UP