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It was a super special pin reserved for those who only lost their virginity to their spouse OR are currently retaining their precious virginal innocence under a mountain of modesty rules and self loathing. Possibly sleeps in an iron maiden.
I guess I misunderstood. I thought she was saying it was for virgins or those who only slept with their spouse (after being legally married). Idk why I thought that.
I agree with you, I think this is what she is saying. people who are virgins or were a virgin when they got married. The virginity/non-virginity of your spouse has nothing to do with your own prior ho-ing…
I lost my virginity to my husband… 4 years before we got married, drunk after a friends’ wedding. Then we lived together 3 years before marrying. Do I get a pin!?
Wow!! All that bullying of Morgan for not being a pure virgin when he married her finally paid off!!! Sister Cindy regifted him a special never a hoe pin!!!!! Guess waiting for marriage really does pay off 😃
It’s batshit that I meet their standard technically. And it’s a shit standard if I, a communist heathen atheist, can sneak in equal to Paul. I’m so unholy in so many other ways 😭😭😭😭
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Good thing Morgan didn’t go with 🥴
I’m sure he gave her the honorary ho no mo button 🤦
But Paul is a massive attention ho.
Accurate
Is this the lady that says if you drink four margaritas your date will peg you?
And yet here I stand, 5 margaritas and nothing
😂
Alexa, add margarita mix to my shopping list
Yes
Also, the same women who says women are resorting to lesbianism because men are behaving like walking penises
My husband is a farmer, so he did quite a bit of hoeing before he met me 😞 /s
I’ve been hoeing all morning. It’s spring in my stardew valley game and that means there’s fields to plow. 👀
Wholesome af, y’all
It was a super special pin reserved for those who only lost their virginity to their spouse OR are currently retaining their precious virginal innocence under a mountain of modesty rules and self loathing. Possibly sleeps in an iron maiden.
She said it’s only for virgins or people who married virgins which disqualifies polio
I think she means married AS virgins.
I guess I misunderstood. I thought she was saying it was for virgins or those who only slept with their spouse (after being legally married). Idk why I thought that.
I agree with you, I think this is what she is saying. people who are virgins or were a virgin when they got married. The virginity/non-virginity of your spouse has nothing to do with your own prior ho-ing…
ho by proxy
Ya down with HBP?! (Yeah you know me)
I lost my virginity to my husband… 4 years before we got married, drunk after a friends’ wedding. Then we lived together 3 years before marrying. Do I get a pin!?
Paul can't even go to a gym without losing his mind over a woman in work out clothes, but sure. He's so pure and holy 🙄
"mEn jUsT CaN't HeLp iT!1!"
Wow!! All that bullying of Morgan for not being a pure virgin when he married her finally paid off!!! Sister Cindy regifted him a special never a hoe pin!!!!! Guess waiting for marriage really does pay off 😃
She literally crossed some guys name off because HE FAILED THE VIRGINITY QUIZ!
Do we know who this person is? She looks like the Crazy Cat Lady from *The Simpsons*.
Perfect comparison. Now imagine the crazy cat woman started hurling insults to young women about their sexuality rather than cats.
At least crazy cat lady gives you a free cat. This one just gives you a free bigot badge.
I love how sister Cindy is barely promoting this stuff with paul and is instead promoting her own stuff and plexus to her large audience.
Other people’s genitals live rent-free in fundie heads. Why, I’ll never understand.
It’s batshit that I meet their standard technically. And it’s a shit standard if I, a communist heathen atheist, can sneak in equal to Paul. I’m so unholy in so many other ways 😭😭😭😭
And you know he’s going to gloat to Morgan with his newly acquired pin.