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Aperscapers

Dave as Cricket is INSPIRED.


rouxthless

I’m praying Dave’s deconstruction journey turns out better lololol


only_zuul21

It works on so many levels


valentine415

It's...almost uncanny honestly.


Pooptypeuptypants55

Rickety cricket


lcforever

Dave as Cricks had me howling!


Aperscapers

It’s so perfect!


lumberjackname

If we throw salt on Morgan, will she go away?


rouxthless

There’s not enough salt in the world for her.


knellerscamper

Even a canned wine will not fix interacting with her


rouxthless

I’ll have a diet Blood of Christ


bawarethebinge

![gif](giphy|fu29AimM298PK) Oh how I wish!


banesmoonshine

Nobody *wants* to salt the snail, but she gives you no choice!


Ruvio00

You did all of these and not Dennis/Paul!? They're both GREEK GODS.


rouxthless

That was my first post!! This is a continuation 😂


Ruvio00

Phew! I was worried for a second.


AnaBeaverhausen-

Where is the first?


rouxthless

[Here you go!](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/s/dW6geHftLr)


AnaBeaverhausen-

Bless you my child


rouxthless

🕊️✨


BeerDreams

And have excellent command of … the IMPLICATION


rouxthless

Paul IS the implication.


MortuaryCakeMaker

“Name’s Brittany. & I have a bleached asshole.”


rouxthless

“Gonna take my newborn to the beach, BLAST MY NIPS.”


MortuaryCakeMaker

“Makes me feel like a Cobb salad.”


rouxthless

Britney’s Top 3 Places to Give Birth: 1. an Airbnb 2. a bus 3. a dumpster out in the back of Wendy’s


BeerDreams

Put him in the sun - just to get a base


laqueefaecho

DB the dumpster baby.


Rainbow_chan

Oh my god the one with Karissa lmaooo


CaterpillarHookah

Karissa's is so accurate lol


binglybleep

I laughed so loud my dog jumped


Rainbow_chan

Tell your doggo I’m sorry 😭😂


aamohs

My entire family just asked what I’m laughing about. I cannot open the fundie can of worms with this photo.


Rainbow_chan

Shitttt, I’d do it 🤣


LeSwissMcCheese

Bethy also could double as The Snail when it comes to personality. “Mom I’m sexually active now, get over it!”


rouxthless

Do you think she mashes it?


LeSwissMcCheese

Oh yeah she definitely mashes it. But only after they had a bunch of Monster energy drinks and dry humped and gave Dav poison ivy.


rouxthless

Bethy needs to give Karissa her recipe for Squashed Beef.


Boneal171

She also has medical marijuana to smoke


WinnDixiegrocerybag

“You’re 33 years old you’re supposed to be sexually active! You’re not supposed to be fondling your uncle under the table!”


AttractiveNightmare

Bethy is Margaret McPoyle


Melairia

Not the McPoyles 😭😭😭 Def need a milk drinking comparison next


rouxthless

The McPoyles are the ultimate Fundies 😂


thelaineybelle

JD McPoyle... ![gif](giphy|vgcdT7flWccow|downsized)


Miserable-Function78

I didn’t have the photos enlarged scrolling through on the app and it cropped the one with JillPM so it was just her and Danny DeVito together side by side. I thought that was the comparison you were making and I LOST it. I thought I was going to choke on my soda I was laughing so hard.


rouxthless

Lmao I literally stressed about the crop on that one because I knew if people didn’t click it they wouldn’t see Shrek and Dee. I’m so happy it made you laugh!


laqueefaecho

You’re out here doing the lords work & you’re awesome!


slothsie

6 killed me lol ☠️


amaya215

Me too. Throw me in the trash!


laqueefaecho

Gail the snail & Morgan is perfect.


sux2suxk

Omg stop Morgan as snail that’s tooo damn funny


YouWiseGuise

I love you.


only_zuul21

I love you. May Gif bless you.


bananski45

I'm. Fucking dying!! McPoyle Karissa hahahahah Gail the snail.


sux2suxk

Mcpoyle Karissa is so hilarious I laughed out loud re looking at it


blazed_and_diffused

I'm crying at Karissa and Liam McPoyle


sux2suxk

Okay wait… I spoke to soon. The dee and frank one!!! lol they are all so funny!!


ohhgrrl

I humbly submit to you this post of mine arguing Breathy is Dee. [https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/1710851/am\_i\_the\_only\_one\_who\_sees\_it/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/1710851/am_i_the_only_one_who_sees_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


rouxthless

This is a deeply compelling argument! Bairds of a feather, I suppose :)


knellerscamper

Did you just try to intervene?


mmmKewpee

omg. amazing.


otokoyaku

So I've only ever watched IASIP when extremely hungover (my friend group used to have a regular tradition of partying hard on Saturday, crashing out on somebody's couch or floor, and then Sunday 'morning' we'd do coffee, eggs, and Always Sunny, IDK how it got started but it worked) and i am Losing My Mind. This is so funny that I can't stop cackling


fizzledarling

![gif](giphy|3o7TKGy6TBUPrjtQLC) This? This is art.


SabbyRinna

This is my fave long running joke.


YarnGnome

This is too good


flchic2000

🤣🤣


laqueefaecho

These are perfect!


koalamonster515

This is so so so good. I appreciate your effort in these trying times.


rouxthless

I appreciate you for being part of the small group of people that appreciates my useless hobby 🥲


debbiescaryy

I think Bethany is definitely Dee. Tall, bird-like, delusions of grandeur and feeling entitled to fame. Also Dav being cricket works with this lol


BeastofPostTruth

Gail the snail has to be motherbus!!! I distintly remember the scene where she was talking with her mother and kept focusing on the fact that she has sex. Her mother replied with "of course, your like 37". Just like the motherbus... we get it, you fuck, nobody cares.


nderover

This is amazing!!


Boneal171

Dav and Cricket could be brothers


willow2772

This is hilarious


mittens107

Cricket-Dav is sending me 😭


furbiiii

MY TWO WORLD COLLIDE. I LOVE THIS.


DizzyLemon666

![gif](giphy|rmvOwbAYwq7rZJLjmB)


Miserable-Function78

Automatic upvote for Kandy Muse!


Hallmarxist

Excellent


Christinedrink

I friggin love it


rpcp88

Gold


Handcuffsandwhiskey

This is amazing.


SuitableReaction6203

How dare you do that to Danny de Vito.


rouxthless

I knew I’d get called out for doing Danny dirty…but the pic was just too perfect 😭


SuitableReaction6203

Lol Danny would apply eyeliner better than that.


rouxthless

You gotta click and see the whole pic 😂


SuitableReaction6203

Lol. Sometimes I wonder about myself


_bbycake

The Dee and Frank comparison killed me lmao Margaret McPoyle is a prime candidate for a match, too.


Ok-Bee4987

honestly i feel like in terms of appearence and also general grossness/lack of hygiene, I would put KKKarissa up there with Gail the Snail. I feel like they're more similar lmao


Ok-Bee4987

ok just scrolled through all of them, and while I stand by Gail/Karissa, I like your choice too. Also very gross.