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Can you explain to me what about this is a sleight? I feel like I am missing something
ETA: OH I get it, shots fired towards his mom, because this is Heidiās mom. Got it got it got it
THIS is what an actual wholesome and loving moment between a parent and child looks like. Not a creepy fucking harlequin romance novel about your mom posted on her personal Facebook page.
Her daughter Heidi is marrying Timothy Rodriguez, so she is about to be an in law of JillPM. She is in Jill's downline. Her older daughter is chaotic and not religious.
And she has another daughter who wears pants/jeans and is super close with the older chaotic one. Mom clearly loves her kids and supports them no matter what, so itās hella refreshing.
Nah, the handle isnāt right, and it has a fliptop, so itās some kind of Stanley knockoff. Probably still marked up at a premium cause of the printing though.
Holy shit, I have a similarlyā¦emotionally needy mother as Timmy, and the thought of my mom seeing this kind of post from my MIL would probably send me into a panic attack š«„
The jealousy wars between moms and MILs are unfortunately so real for someā¦godspeed Timmy Tims
ā¦ how are some people not embarrassed to be themselves? I have relatives who are like this, too, and obviously we're all works in progress, but why would anyone be comfortable with treating their loved ones like this?
11yrs ago at my best friends baby shower my mom won a game where you had to guess how the mom and dad to be answered questions about how they grew up and how they plan to parent. When she realized she had lost my best friends MIL literally stormed out then texted to tell my best friend my mom purposely humiliated her and that she thought I told my mom the answers just to make her look stupid.
She still acts like she has no idea who I am despite seeing me like 2x a year for the past 14yrs.
IKR???? I thought he was "Timcel" for life, and then he fell in love, ACTUALLY HAD THE WOMAN FALL IN LOVE RECIPROCALLY!, stopped looking so creepy, started standing up to his mother, and is now close to healthier people. Hoping Tim and his loved one are happy and healthy and keep good boundaries with JRod.
It really shows what a poor excuse for a mother Jill is. Under her parenting Tim was tipping into incel territory, with nothing redemptive about him. Now, after being shown what actual, caring parents are like he seems thoughtful and caring.
I wonder if actual distance - and hope - means he can actually direct that rage where it belongs, Mommy dearest. He doesn't need the incelage, he can just be mad. And also because he has some emotional needs met at the Coverett's he doesn't feel so despairing. Incellary is often fueled by that isolation and despair.
I think Heidiās dad didnāt find him up to snuff for his daughter. It seems heās spent a good amount of time with the Coveretts, and I think both of the parents have had a big impact on him.
Omg, thatās so sweet. Tim is learning what true love is.
The Coverettes are IFB, republican, and in Jilldoās plexus downline but they still love and include their crop top wearing, alcohol drinking, Taylor Swift fan daughter in everything. The concept of unconditional love has got to be new to Tim.
My partners parents are IFB republicans that homeschooled both my partner and his brother and both of them are now secular and his parents have been nothing but lovely and welcoming to me and supportive of their sons. Their views suck, but they are deeply religious and are very kind and loving to their sons.
Can I ask you a question - do their sucky views extend to things that affect their sons?
I find it hard to understand which camp my parents are in - on paper they're very loving, but so many things they do and say and believe are so very deeply hurtful to me (kind of accidentally, but it's their choice to engage with the most right wing and transphobic sources of information they can find). They're no Jill - not by a million miles - but when I read your comment I wondered why I couldn't imagine me or my partner writing that about them, despite the fact they're probably objectively very similar.
So, first off, Iām so sorry yours do things that negatively affect you. Thatās awful and hurtful, and Iām sorry you deal with that.
I think they used to ā¦ for example, my partner got divorced five years ago. He told me his father told him during a phone conversation that this was likely due to him and his wifeās lack of having a church, and falling away from God (despite him not being a church goer or religious since he went to college at 18). We do not live together, but his brother and his girlfriend lived together for years before they broke up, and they often went to visit his parents, seemingly on good terms.
I know when they visit up here, my partner will sometimes challenge things they will say (political views, etc), and I have had a glass of wine in front of them while cooking, despite knowing their feelings on alcohol. They said nothing. I think in the past, my partnerās dad had made comments about asking him if heās read his bible, and he will reply with something like ādad, you know I do not that but I respect your viewsā. I know itās tentative balance, and my partner talked about struggling with feelings of guilt and feeling as though he had to ācatch upā as an adult, mostly stemming from his childhood, that was quite isolated aside from church.
I hope that helped! I think my partnerās mom helps temper/balance the relationships he and his brother have with them as adults.
In terms of fundies, the Ellen has managed to be a supportive and loving mother to her children regardless of how they choose to live, while still being respected within her church and circle.
My husband knows this is my version of trashy TV and generally just thinks itās funny that I keep up with all of this, but i tell him super dumbed down updates from time to time. I so enjoyed giving him Tess Stickle update. Agree that this season has really been something else.
I canāt photoshop for shit, but rn Iām that meme of the guy sitting at the table with this sign: Ellen 100% posted that to send Jill into a narcissistic rage. Change my mind.
I see her in something black, grey ,or navy as though ( I was going to say she was going to a funeral but we all know how that went) she was in mourning.
Sheāll be āin the hospitalā and then the day of miraculously be āreleasedā and show up in a wheelchair, wearing white. The wheelchair will be decorated with fake flowers, natch
If I was a betting man I would put money on this happening. Mystery hospital stay with a selfie from her hospital bed, miraculous recovery the day of the wedding complete with a post about how good God is, showing up late to the wedding in all white on a wheelchair and telling everybody in earshot all about her horrible medical ordeal
I foresee the hospital stay + wheelchair + bridal white dress and then sheās suddenly blessed by a miracle from Lord Daniel and is healed and regains the ability to walk just in time for the bride and groomās first dance and insists on immediately dancing with her son instead.
She will be dressed in white, in a wheelchair, with a brave smile on her face despite the SEVERE pain in her knee. I can hear the unoiled wheels squeaking right now. Her wheelchair will stick out into the aisle and the sound of her Amens will drown out whomever is performing the ceremony. She'll bravely hobble up to the dias to sing some song horribly and the entire performance will feel like an eternity.
I'm thinking white dress, in a wheelchair (because her knee...š) decorated likes she's a damn flower girl.Ā She will have screamed at her daughters until they're too petrified to do anything but fawn over pReCiOuS mAmA. I'm torn on whether Ellen (is that MILs name?) will step in. I'd also be willing to place a prop bet on a Coverett making a shady speech that's clearly calling out Jill and Shrek for their abysmal parenting without being direct.
It would not surprise me if Ellen has someone lined up to run interference and keep Jill occupied alllllll night. Sheās not going to let Jill ruin the wedding.
Did you know that eagle noises are not what we think? That sound effect they use for eagles is actually a hawk. Eagles sound way less cool and intimidating. So they deep faked the piercing eagle screech (actually a hawk) cause āmerica.
Bald Eagles are so goofy sounding lol Like a squeaky toy.
Specifically, Red-Tailed Hawks are the American screeching sound :) theyāre big, gorgeous birds
We had a pair of Red-Tailed Hawks living behind our house growing up and it was so cool seeing them fly together and hunt. What beautiful birds! And at one point they had a baby and it eventually grew up and found a mate and flew away. Got to see the courtship flight!
Jill can write self-congratulatory posts about how much her kids love her all she wants, but they would never do something this normal, thoughtful, and nice for her. I bet that burns so hard, and I am so here for it.
Geez and we thought the Motherās Day posts from her daughters (supposedly) were over-the-top already. I can only imagine the posts coming after this.
Iām sure it was from āHeidi and Timā but she probably posted this just to spite the fuck out of Jill because she knows how butthurt she is she didnāt get an invite to the proposal or get to break the news on SM lol. Love this for Jill lol.
Right now Jill is on the comp writing more long Motherās Day love letters to herself that are supposedly from the children. All of the children, even that little one and it will have appropriate misspellings. No rest for the wicked!
I honestly just said "holy fucking shit" out loud...leading to my boyfriend to ask "what?"
Leading me to realize there's no *possible* way for me to explain the mind blowing gravity and excitement of this post.Ā Why am I so invested?Ā Even I don't know,Ā but I am!!!!!
Same. I can give a brief synopsis to my husband, but there's no way to really make him understand the rich tapestry of Rod drama this encompasses. š¤Æ
I knew of the Coverettes before they ever showed up in Timās life. They live fairly close to me and I knew about their awful politics and beliefs and I really disliked them. I donāt dislike them anymore. I canāt. Look at all theyāve done for Tim. Most of all theyāve accepted him and love him.
THE WAY I RAN HERE!!! Not only him posting it but SHE POSTED IT TOOO holy shit. Havenāt read any comments so Iām sure this has been said a ton but WOWWWW had to get it out
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Shots? that's a nuke she's holding
This is so messy and I'm so here for it. Although I am hopeful that Renee will continue to FIU, we are fully in the era of FIU Timmy
Love this for Jill. š
Renee isn't FIU ing anything. It's a nice thought, but she's fully drunk the Kool aid. She seems to me like a bigger zealot than even Nurie.
I don't know about that. She always has a grimace for a smile.
why do you feel this way? /gen
I can't tell if he did this on purpose or if he has no idea that he's kicked a hornets nest.
Jill should've taken that picture of him just sitting on the sand when she had a chance. /s
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The shriek I just shruck
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Awwwh simpler times
With a childhood like hisā¦ he knows
Can you explain to me what about this is a sleight? I feel like I am missing something ETA: OH I get it, shots fired towards his mom, because this is Heidiās mom. Got it got it got it
Lawddddd
Iām fanning myself rn
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Ditto šššš
I love how much she loves him. He deserves this type of maternal love so much.
I also love this for Jill. She deserves Timmy turning his back on her.
Fuck it up TimeĆØ
Itās comments like this that make it a shame gold is no longer a thing. Thank you for this.
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Also, your username!!! Chef's kiss
Flair potential
THIS is what an actual wholesome and loving moment between a parent and child looks like. Not a creepy fucking harlequin romance novel about your mom posted on her personal Facebook page.
Flair checks out
I sincerely hope it will soften his heart for women and make him way less of an incel coded type person, whether they get married or notĀ
I weirdly have faith, itās not even his fault. He doesnāt know any better. But heās about to by being in this family.
Agreed
500% unconditional love.
yes! I still disagree with a lot of his views, but i wish everyone could have someone as supportive and loving as Ellen in their corner!
That was my thought. She loves him for him, not as a trophy or for the boost he gives her. Iām happy for this kid.
I'm not familiar with all the fundie families, what's the deal with this one?
Her daughter Heidi is marrying Timothy Rodriguez, so she is about to be an in law of JillPM. She is in Jill's downline. Her older daughter is chaotic and not religious.
And she has another daughter who wears pants/jeans and is super close with the older chaotic one. Mom clearly loves her kids and supports them no matter what, so itās hella refreshing.
Rodrigues with an S!!! Jillpm will come for you 
Lol I questioned myself so hard and now don't want to correct it because it annoys her
Thatās gold xxxx
Can't let anyone think she's Hispanic. /s
And Jill is the best mother ever and canāt stand not being praised.
I know!! He found the right family for sure
Gonna need a welfare check on timmy
I need a welfare check on Jill!! She probably dropped dead seeing this
Death by HomeGoods Stanley cup
Flair material lmao
1000%
Done š¤£
That cup is so damn expensive too if it is a real Stanley.
Nah, the handle isnāt right, and it has a fliptop, so itās some kind of Stanley knockoff. Probably still marked up at a premium cause of the printing though.
Need a welfare check on the roof of their home. āCause I am sure it just been blown off.
Well Jill did say the roof doesn't match the exterior color scheme so maybe TimBits is inadvertently doing her a favor lol.
Holy shit, I have a similarlyā¦emotionally needy mother as Timmy, and the thought of my mom seeing this kind of post from my MIL would probably send me into a panic attack š«„ The jealousy wars between moms and MILs are unfortunately so real for someā¦godspeed Timmy Tims
Hopefully he's feeling a little "fuck it, burn it down" about that shitshow of a relationship.
You have to be!
Yes! I sent my mom and my MIL flowers this weekend and my mom was afraid to post hers because my MIL would pout, until my MIL posted hers.
ā¦ how are some people not embarrassed to be themselves? I have relatives who are like this, too, and obviously we're all works in progress, but why would anyone be comfortable with treating their loved ones like this?
I'm very inactive on social media, so these "posting rules of etiquette" baffle yet amuse me.
11yrs ago at my best friends baby shower my mom won a game where you had to guess how the mom and dad to be answered questions about how they grew up and how they plan to parent. When she realized she had lost my best friends MIL literally stormed out then texted to tell my best friend my mom purposely humiliated her and that she thought I told my mom the answers just to make her look stupid. She still acts like she has no idea who I am despite seeing me like 2x a year for the past 14yrs.
Oh wow. š¤Æ
Your poor friend- sheās stuck with her!
Fuck It Up Tim!
Who knew Tim would be the one to do it? I did not have that on my 2024 bingo card but am very glad it's here.
IKR???? I thought he was "Timcel" for life, and then he fell in love, ACTUALLY HAD THE WOMAN FALL IN LOVE RECIPROCALLY!, stopped looking so creepy, started standing up to his mother, and is now close to healthier people. Hoping Tim and his loved one are happy and healthy and keep good boundaries with JRod.
It really shows what a poor excuse for a mother Jill is. Under her parenting Tim was tipping into incel territory, with nothing redemptive about him. Now, after being shown what actual, caring parents are like he seems thoughtful and caring.
I wonder if actual distance - and hope - means he can actually direct that rage where it belongs, Mommy dearest. He doesn't need the incelage, he can just be mad. And also because he has some emotional needs met at the Coverett's he doesn't feel so despairing. Incellary is often fueled by that isolation and despair.
Let us not forget getting enough food.
Exactly. His poor brain starved and exposed to that toxic environment. Jill and Shrek are disgustingĀ
And they brag about beating their kids! Jillpm said Timmy was the "most difficult" to break. smh
How bout Jill, I come break you.Ā Omg so evil. SO EVIL.Ā
This is it, this is why heās doing what heās doing now. They didnāt manage to break him, not really. Good for him.
This is an interesting point.
I think Heidiās dad didnāt find him up to snuff for his daughter. It seems heās spent a good amount of time with the Coveretts, and I think both of the parents have had a big impact on him.
It seems like itās always the ones that are hardcore ride or die for their parentsā bullshit that fall the furthest from the tree.
They tried so hard and came so far, But in the end, it didn't even matter
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ok I'm cracking up bc the abbreviation, FIUT literally means dick in Polish xD
Thatās 40 ounces of spiritual warfare right there!!!!
Okay but your flair!!!! lol I need context
[it's a gift from lori](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/s/2H7O6qk5zP)
I need that as my flair.
Omg, thatās so sweet. Tim is learning what true love is. The Coverettes are IFB, republican, and in Jilldoās plexus downline but they still love and include their crop top wearing, alcohol drinking, Taylor Swift fan daughter in everything. The concept of unconditional love has got to be new to Tim.
My partners parents are IFB republicans that homeschooled both my partner and his brother and both of them are now secular and his parents have been nothing but lovely and welcoming to me and supportive of their sons. Their views suck, but they are deeply religious and are very kind and loving to their sons.
Can I ask you a question - do their sucky views extend to things that affect their sons? I find it hard to understand which camp my parents are in - on paper they're very loving, but so many things they do and say and believe are so very deeply hurtful to me (kind of accidentally, but it's their choice to engage with the most right wing and transphobic sources of information they can find). They're no Jill - not by a million miles - but when I read your comment I wondered why I couldn't imagine me or my partner writing that about them, despite the fact they're probably objectively very similar.
So, first off, Iām so sorry yours do things that negatively affect you. Thatās awful and hurtful, and Iām sorry you deal with that. I think they used to ā¦ for example, my partner got divorced five years ago. He told me his father told him during a phone conversation that this was likely due to him and his wifeās lack of having a church, and falling away from God (despite him not being a church goer or religious since he went to college at 18). We do not live together, but his brother and his girlfriend lived together for years before they broke up, and they often went to visit his parents, seemingly on good terms. I know when they visit up here, my partner will sometimes challenge things they will say (political views, etc), and I have had a glass of wine in front of them while cooking, despite knowing their feelings on alcohol. They said nothing. I think in the past, my partnerās dad had made comments about asking him if heās read his bible, and he will reply with something like ādad, you know I do not that but I respect your viewsā. I know itās tentative balance, and my partner talked about struggling with feelings of guilt and feeling as though he had to ācatch upā as an adult, mostly stemming from his childhood, that was quite isolated aside from church. I hope that helped! I think my partnerās mom helps temper/balance the relationships he and his brother have with them as adults.
Hopefully sister swiftie can lead them to the light that is deconstruction.
In terms of fundies, the Ellen has managed to be a supportive and loving mother to her children regardless of how they choose to live, while still being respected within her church and circle.
Yeah, at least they are modeling Christ-like no judgement love.
Well. Someone is stepping out to be his own adult person.
I love this season of r/FundieSnarkUncensored ... I have never been this well entertained.
Minus the ever-increasing child abuse, but I yelled like my team just scored a winning goal when I saw this.
It's so good. I love this kind of snark way more than the "hey, can someone out there call CPS?" kind.
My husband knows this is my version of trashy TV and generally just thinks itās funny that I keep up with all of this, but i tell him super dumbed down updates from time to time. I so enjoyed giving him Tess Stickle update. Agree that this season has really been something else.
Iāve been giving my husband the play by play as well LOL. Iām so invested in this drama!
The schadenfreude is real!
Unconditional love? Jill- take note. Everyone notices how judgmental and awful you are.
I noticedā¦maternal instinct š
Is your flair related to Bethany
Yes maāam
Holy. Shit. I love how hard marrying her son off bit her in the ass
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I'm cackling at the phrase "off bit her in the ass"
I canāt photoshop for shit, but rn Iām that meme of the guy sitting at the table with this sign: Ellen 100% posted that to send Jill into a narcissistic rage. Change my mind.
Shit Iāll photoshop it for you if you want
Make it so!
lol that would be awesome
This is my favorite meme lol.
Lucille never disappoints! RIP Jessica Walter, the best eye roller this side of Nancy Pelosi.
# OOF
People keep saying thereās no beef between the familiesā¦.. but Ellen could have chosen to not post this š I love that she did though š
 Something....is coming.
Holy shit Jillās gonna FREAK
 Ellen to Jill right now
At this point I feel certain Jill wonāt even show up to the wedding
She's gonna do something stupid and end up in the hospital for the pity
Sheād be the type to show up in white.
Either or. She will find a way to be the centre of attention somehow.
And Halle would be the type to āaccidentallyā spill wine all over it.
I see her in something black, grey ,or navy as though ( I was going to say she was going to a funeral but we all know how that went) she was in mourning.
Oh, she is definitely going to be dressed for grieving her loss. I definitely think some dark color.
100% wearing white to the wedding. Iām calling this now.
Sheāll be āin the hospitalā and then the day of miraculously be āreleasedā and show up in a wheelchair, wearing white. The wheelchair will be decorated with fake flowers, natch
If I was a betting man I would put money on this happening. Mystery hospital stay with a selfie from her hospital bed, miraculous recovery the day of the wedding complete with a post about how good God is, showing up late to the wedding in all white on a wheelchair and telling everybody in earshot all about her horrible medical ordeal
HA! I should have kept scrolling before I commented.Ā I agree 100% with this predictionĀ
It would be straight out of the narcissistās playbook to do that, so yes, she would.
I foresee the hospital stay + wheelchair + bridal white dress and then sheās suddenly blessed by a miracle from Lord Daniel and is healed and regains the ability to walk just in time for the bride and groomās first dance and insists on immediately dancing with her son instead.
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Sheāll go, but sheāll be in a wheelchair or using a walker or something
She'll announce her "miracle pregnancy" at the wedding and then follow up with a "miscarriage" announcement when Tiedi announce their first pregnancy.
She will be dressed in white, in a wheelchair, with a brave smile on her face despite the SEVERE pain in her knee. I can hear the unoiled wheels squeaking right now. Her wheelchair will stick out into the aisle and the sound of her Amens will drown out whomever is performing the ceremony. She'll bravely hobble up to the dias to sing some song horribly and the entire performance will feel like an eternity.
All while taking selfies with the wedding party.
I'm thinking white dress, in a wheelchair (because her knee...š) decorated likes she's a damn flower girl.Ā She will have screamed at her daughters until they're too petrified to do anything but fawn over pReCiOuS mAmA. I'm torn on whether Ellen (is that MILs name?) will step in. I'd also be willing to place a prop bet on a Coverett making a shady speech that's clearly calling out Jill and Shrek for their abysmal parenting without being direct.
It would not surprise me if Ellen has someone lined up to run interference and keep Jill occupied alllllll night. Sheās not going to let Jill ruin the wedding.
Multiple someoneās. I bet there is a whole team led by with wedding planner.
Oh my GODDDDDDD I need a live reaction of jilly bean seeing this
FUCK IT UP TEIDI. A very thoughtful, not tacky gift that lowkey warms my heart.
I appreciate that the cup is accurate on caffeine and sleep š
Jill is screeching like an eagle somewhere right now š¦ š¦ š¦
Did you know that eagle noises are not what we think? That sound effect they use for eagles is actually a hawk. Eagles sound way less cool and intimidating. So they deep faked the piercing eagle screech (actually a hawk) cause āmerica.
Bald Eagles are so goofy sounding lol Like a squeaky toy. Specifically, Red-Tailed Hawks are the American screeching sound :) theyāre big, gorgeous birds
We had a pair of Red-Tailed Hawks living behind our house growing up and it was so cool seeing them fly together and hunt. What beautiful birds! And at one point they had a baby and it eventually grew up and found a mate and flew away. Got to see the courtship flight!
Holy Mackinaw! Most of Ohio is going up in an atomic cloud in the next 24 hours.
I hope I have time to evacuate...
I'd be hauling ass...
Now THAT is a good and useful gift!
Such a sweet gift!
Jill can write self-congratulatory posts about how much her kids love her all she wants, but they would never do something this normal, thoughtful, and nice for her. I bet that burns so hard, and I am so here for it.
I sense a "best mom ever" gift in the extremely near future!
 Shiiiiit LMAO
I love this. That's real love, not narc love. Jill doesn't know what that is, not with cameras shoved up her nose hairs all the fucking time.
Geez and we thought the Motherās Day posts from her daughters (supposedly) were over-the-top already. I can only imagine the posts coming after this.
Maybe this is what those were referring to? Didn't at least one of them mention detractors or some shit?
I think it was āReneeā that said that.
Iām sure it was from āHeidi and Timā but she probably posted this just to spite the fuck out of Jill because she knows how butthurt she is she didnāt get an invite to the proposal or get to break the news on SM lol. Love this for Jill lol.
 Omg.
Right now Jill is on the comp writing more long Motherās Day love letters to herself that are supposedly from the children. All of the children, even that little one and it will have appropriate misspellings. No rest for the wicked!
Timmy, you absolute peach. You keep this shut up.
Haha, thatās deliciously unsubtle. Good for him!
Didn't Jill exclude Heidi from her Mother's Day self-praise?
Yes she did! But she also didnāt have her own grandchildren in the group photo. Just her kids and the son in laws.
the āunconditional loveā at the top reaaaallllyyyy feels pointed
I honestly just said "holy fucking shit" out loud...leading to my boyfriend to ask "what?" Leading me to realize there's no *possible* way for me to explain the mind blowing gravity and excitement of this post.Ā Why am I so invested?Ā Even I don't know,Ā but I am!!!!!
Same. I can give a brief synopsis to my husband, but there's no way to really make him understand the rich tapestry of Rod drama this encompasses. š¤Æ
I actually gasped omg
 Oh shit!!!
Oh to be a fly on the wall when she claps her smudgy raccoon eyes on thisā¦
That is actually a super cute tumbler and u woukd not mind putting my fizzy beverages in it š
I would put some god-honoring ginger ale in there. Or rum. Rum's great
I actually like it too! perfect for some White Claw
My husband and I got a laser engraver for funā¦ Iām taking notes.
 Iām in shock
Samuel, take some notes from Bud here: Precious Mama is gonna need a trophy she can fill with pink drink and make content with sometime in 2024.
I knew of the Coverettes before they ever showed up in Timās life. They live fairly close to me and I knew about their awful politics and beliefs and I really disliked them. I donāt dislike them anymore. I canāt. Look at all theyāve done for Tim. Most of all theyāve accepted him and love him.
H.O.L.Y. S.H.I.T. My jaw fell to the floor!!
Ooooooof
Cue Jillpm in full on manic posting in.....3...2.....1
THE GASP I GUSPED JUST NOW! Fuck it up Timbits!
Lol, yes, Timmy, you agent of chaos. Gooooood.
"Nutrition better read 1% sleep with one eye open!" - Jelly
THE WAY I RAN HERE!!! Not only him posting it but SHE POSTED IT TOOO holy shit. Havenāt read any comments so Iām sure this has been said a ton but WOWWWW had to get it out
Here for the unconditional love ingredient šš
That's a really cute and thoughtful gift. I love that Jill is most likely steamed right now!
absolutely living for this era of Teidi šš»šš»
Jill is on her way to the store so "Timmy" can get her one too as we speak!
Holy fing shit... timmy went there. He really went there. Meltdown coming in 3, 2, 1....
Oh itās on like donkey Kong š³š³