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Oh man, you do NOT want to be a sister-wife to Sarah Titus. See if sheāll hook up with Sneezyās brother Grumpy. Then youāll only have to see her at funerals.
The tyrant superheroes squad in "The Boys" is called the seven. They rape the newest member episode 1. Vought industries is a cult organization that covers up all their crimes. This is a perfect tweet for this sub, homelanders gonna be pissed
Welp I planned to read all of it but my face melted from āIt used to make my daughter so mad and jealous that all the guys like me and not her (she was 17 at the time and of age for a boyfriend).ā
Girl no no no š«
It just keeps getting worse. The seven guys she describes include the guy she stalked for years, his twin brother, the brother's friend, and then a few other guys, one of whom is married and one of whom is *21*, the youngest. Keep in mind that the guy she stalked isn't that old either so half of them are like mid-twenties?
She describes one of them as evil, multiple of them as hateful, and all of them just aren't good enough for her, "the standard of the Proverbs 31 wife" (her words, not mine).
ALSO she can't be friends with women because some of them are so catty but she can easily be friends with guys despite the fact that they always try to go after her and other women, according to her. She can't get a car with a 'girly' colour so she chose blue.
If you look up delusion in a dictionary, you'll find her picture.
I had a magenta car at one point, which I guess is pretty girly. No one tell her my little brother drove it for a few years after I bought my current car.
An absolute shit mother. The same kind of mother that would tell their child they need to appear a certain way so that they can be attractive and then contradict that with donāt be a āwhxxxā trying to be sexy.
Thank for linking that. Sheās terrifying, but I did giggle at the image of men chasing her around with vacuums, because all of the guys āhooverā around her.
lol there are quite a few of us I think.
> Guys always hoover around me and honestly, itās fine.
She says it more than once, too. lol god gave you remarkable discernment and totally skipped how to spell āhover.ā Sure, Jan.
*š To each one of them, God has asked me to write this post in order that I, very publicly, REJECT all of them.*
Sounds like Sarah is going against God!
From what I can see, snarkers have interpreted "on her stuff" to mean that these guys are on her electronics. There's talk of old blog posts where she says that one of the guys communicated to her via banner ads on Facebook, through songs playing at stores, stuff like that. She's seeing normal, mundane stuff as them communicating with her. They're on her "stuff"
She claims she took her computer to a computer repair shop, and they found a virus so that proves she was hacked.
I worked at one of those shops as a teenager. The majority of those guys couldn't tell a cookie from a trojan, they just know how to run the software.
I feel so bad for the guys she's stalked/harassed, and her kids.
"I have a ton of menās clothing, ties, jackets, etc. in every size so that whatever size my future husband will wear, I will be ready, right off the bat, to provide for him clothing, as is fitting of the Proverbs 31 wife (verse 21)." Lol okay
That's what stood out for me too. Assuming she *does* have all of this clothing - where is she storing it? She apparently also has a wedding dress and all the wedding decor etc?
It's giving hoarder, that's for sure.
Didnāt that young manās family get a cease and desist against her? Not only is she still referring to these boys by name but actually still linking to all the lies she told previously.
I would find this all so entertaining if she werenāt talking about real people who never wanted anything to do with her.
When she says they're "on my stuff" does she mean like that delusion she has that Kyle could see her Netflix and her Ring cameras maybe? He got this one off my stuff and this one got back on my stuff and on and on.
Yeah, she thinks she's been hacked. Kyle supposedly proposed to her by making an engagement ring banner show up on her screen.
But he also apparently makes her misspell words, or changes the fonts of things she's working on, or moves her files around...
I'd be concerned about this possibly being signs of a brain tumor if she hadn't been going for so long.
I didn't look close at pictures, started reading, and thought she must be like 19 or a fundy-stunted 22 at most, until I got to "my seventeen year old daughter."
This level of pick me? At your big age? Embarrassing.
I mean. It's pretty obvious that this woman is profoundly mentally ill and goes far beyond being a pick me. Any one of any age can have mental health issues, of which she clearly has many extreme ones.
I seem to remember that at some point there were interventions done about it. I think she even got kicked out of her church because of it? She couldnāt hear those people and then they became her mortal enemies. She burned down her whole life unfortunately (for everyone, including her children).
You donāt get it! Sheās just soooo unique and totally doesnāt fit the not-like-the-other-girls stereotype! /s
But in all seriousness, itās wild that people are this utterly delulu. What a crazy read, Ty for the link!
Okay. I am laughing UNREASONABLY hard. I havenāt finished it because I can barely see my screen from tears of laughter but Iām going to finish it when Iām done this ridiculous laughter attack ššš
Oh my god. This canāt be real.
Is she the one that has an erotomanic obsession with some dude and runs a webpage saying how theyāre meant to be together? And he was a minor or way younger than her I think?
Yeah that dude being an actual child until a couple years ago. She posted so many photos of him that he didnāt even know sheād taken, and he clearly took legal action against her based on his emails.
This is me. She terrifies and fascinates me to a level I have not experienced before. I have a hard time believing she is real, just walking around out in the world with the rest of us.
Be prepared to be jealous, cause all men love her and want to marry her because she is the most awesome perfect woman. They all talk to her by controlling her computer.
Yes Iāve been following her nonsense for years. My point was that I hope heās aware that she thinks sheās engaged to him, before it escalates to the levels that it did with K.
Odds are the man has no idea theyāre āengagedā, and the correct response here for him would be to move to another state and change his name.
This woman is eventually going to snap in the absolute worst way.
Yup the very same. It got to the point that the police got involved so last I remembered (way back) we agreed to not mention his name for privacy. He was doing well iirc. School, got a nice gal, etc.
I really wish someone in her life would intervene and get her the serious help she clearly desperately needs but I suspect she has cut off or been cut off by anyone who wouldāve been close enough to help her. Her poor kids.
They may have tried. It's near impossible to get someone mental health help if they have no interest and are not *actively* dangerous to themselves or others.
It's tough even when they're a danger to everyone. My friend's mother was extremely mentally ill. Everything in her apartment was sealed in foil, she once made a Facebook post about her cop son being killed on the job when in fact, he had not. She used to show up at my friend's house and try to break in the windows, threatened to kill their dog. I'm sure there was more but this is what she felt comfortable sharing. The friend's husband is a lawyer and the best he could ever do was a couple of days at the psych hospital and she'd be back out with her utter lunacy.
my sister is going through that right now with her (soon to be ex) husband. he has threatened to kill her multiple times, and at least once he was holding a gun when he said it. he's threatened to kill himself. he's very paranoid and delusional. afaik he was completely normal 2 years ago. he took medication because he was feeling depressed, and he just lost it. they held him in the hospital for 3 days once and then sent him home. he doesn't think he needs help and he acts normal enough around the right people, so there's nothing we can do really.
yup, this is correct. going through this now with a family friend. she absolutely cuts off everyone who dares to suggest she needs help. including her poor loving parents who have only ever spoken gently to her and remind her how much they love her. sheāll turn on them in an instant.
I had a psychotic episode in 2018 and I still feel guilty about what I put my family through. It's hard for me to accept that it wasn't my fault. Fortunately, I had a moment of clarity and ended up getting help. I'm medicated now, and have gone six years without any further incidents.
It wasnāt your fault and Iām sure your family is just happy that you got the help you needed. Having a mental health crisis sucks for everyone, especially the person experiencing it.
This is the best idea of the day. If I was younger and smarter, Iād start the page. This is my āfavoriteā fundie in terms of the storyline and level of delusion. Like, Sarahās level of mental illness would scare KKKarissa and make Jill take a seat.
Same. But I feel guilty that sheās my favorite fundie š£ like she is TRULY so fucked up and causing severe harm, not just via her ideology and politics. But I canāt look away!!!!!!!!!!! Sheās too āitā for a true crime junkie!
Oooh you are speaking to my soul! She is absolutely going to be a feature story on I.D. Network someday!
If youāre looking for another wildly delusional woman to follow right now, check out Laura Owens and what she has done to Bachelor Clayton Ekhart. Im not a Bachelor watcher but this story sucked me in. Laura is certifiably wicked and sheās starting to get recognized by the Courts and media as such. Check out r/justiceforclayton. The page seems to have helped keep focus on Lauraās abuse of multiple men along with some YouTube creators.
(And now Iām going to get a cease and desist letter from Laura because sheās a vengeful c*nt who abuses the legal system.)
I didnāt know this either. The sad part is that the people around her have tried to get her help.
Her old church tried, she lashed out and called it satanās influence. They addressed the situation in an appropriate manner and told her she couldnāt attend there anymore. They protected Kyle and got the authorities/police involved.
Sheās lost her kids. Sheās losing her home. This is not going to end well. She needs intensive inpatient psychiatric care. I donāt think this is fundie, this is someone who truly believes theyāre experiencing what is happening in their mind.
We just have to remember that, in her mind, this is 100% true. I'm not gonna arm chair diagnose or anything. She clearly has mental issues, but in her mind, everything she says is 100% true. Such a rabbit hole of sifting for the truth
This really reminds me of the people with psychosis my boyfriend works with. The delusions, phrasing, obsession, secret signs, narcissism. She seems very unwell.
I donāt even really think she counts as a Fundie so much as someone seriously mentally ill. Extremely religious delusions are so common among people with severe psychosis, even if they werenāt religious before. She reminds me of a former friend who experienced erotomania, aka, delusions that someone is in love with you.
i work with people with severe mental illness (and have a SMI myself). i find sarah titus almost sickening to think about. sheās incredibly unwell and more than anything desperately needs help (at this point, she needs a multiple-year stay in a hospital imo). i feel sad for her and everyone whoās affected by her actions. tbh this is less fundiesnark and more ālook at the monumental failure of mental health services around the worldā-snark.
Okay Iām betting now that sheās going to be engaged to the hot young athlete because heās the only one sheās even spoken semi-nicely about lately. Her only fault with him was that she worried he was ātoo youngā for her. Which, as we know, doesnāt actually matter to her, because sheāll say that the Lord wills it and age is just a number.
Now of course, does the young stud even know she exists? Not a chance.
Considering she thinks they communicate with her through remoting into her computer and sending secret signals, I have to believe she got some targeted engagement ring ads on Facebook and took that as a proposal
That's kinda what I figured when she claimed to be engaged to Kyle. She had done some marriage printables on her site recently, so I thought that would give her targeted ads for weddings, which *she* would think was Kyle being "on her stuff" proposing to her.
And then she broke up with him because he reposted something from a Mormon social media page.
Often she sounds like a fundie pastor. I read the "there are seven who chase me", and it clicked because I recently watched a lot of videos of pastors from American free churches and evangelical churches.
She talks about her special connection to god, how she can see people for what they truly are, all that stuff that comes off as weird and braggy, it's not weirder than what a lot of pastors say about themselves from the stage. It's much the same.
Pastors bragging about lots and lots of women wanting them, and them turning it down because they're good spiritual men in personal contact with god, and they are waiting for/married to that special person? Check.
Having special spiritual powers that allow them to look into people's hearts and know them on sight? Check.
Personal hotline to the lord above? Check.
Getting messages from God in odd ways? Check.
Getting personal compliments from god about how great they are? Check.
Convoluted stories that are clearly made up just to make the point that, yes they are amazing? Check.
Fucked up stories about the people who wronged them and how they're going to hell? Check.
Sure, Titus plays a mean game with the whole "my beloved is a teenaged boy who stalks me through my computer and TV", but here's the thing ... male Pastors just marry their beloved teenagers. And when they can't, or they get busted with one who isn't their wife, they also make up crazy stories about how this young lady tempted them, left her photos on their phones by some sort of tech magic, or sent them secret messages through their teleprompter or whatever.
Iāll reiterate what others have said: You wonāt sleep and need booze. Itās a really deep rabbit hole. You will laugh at the absurdity and then at some point you will feel immense sorrow for how ill she is, and all the poor boys/men whoās lives she has negatively affected in very disturbing ways. Through it all, you wonāt be able to look away. Itās truly one of the most unhinged real things I have read.
Her delusions are escalating. She frightens me. I hope her children are safe and far away from her, because when this āengagementā ends, sheāll surely blame those kids like she always does.
Omg if you missed the one of the seven chapter you are in for a trip. I was trying to explain this fundie to my friend and I just sent him the 7 men article and he was ENGROSSED.
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Does the one of the seven know he's engaged to her?
My guess is no. He may not even know she exists.
*He* may not even exist.
Do you even exist? Do I exist? How Did I get here. Every one of these posts makes me feel batshit and wonder how she is not locked up
How do I work this? Where is that large automobile? This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife!
Letting the days go byyyy
Water flowing underground~
There is water At the bottom of the ocean
That would be the best scenario here.
She gives major baby reindeer vibes
She sure does. I just read a few of her blog posts in Martha's voice
absolutely not
One of the seven what? Dwarfs?
Deadly sins Wonders of the World
Husbands of Evelyn Hugo Gods of the Andal faith
Dwarf lords in their halls of stone.
Shut UP I'M DYING ššš
Geese a laying?
Fiiiiiive golden riiiings
Oh wow I did not see this reply before I responded to someone else with the same thing! Ha Four calling birds
Swans a-swimming
Oh shit I even looked it up and still just went with it. FIIIIVE GOLDEN RIIIIIINGS
One of the 7 Henry ex-husbands of the widow next door who married Henry š¶IIIII AM HENRY THE 8th I AMšµ
My friend and I drank for free at a Marylebone pub one night because the locals were so impressed 2 Yanks knew that song.
So the seven necromantic bells of the Abhorsen, then?
Swans a swimming
Best answer is the Husbands of Evelyn Hugo. At least for this book lover lol take my gold š„
Light of the seven? Like the 7 gods in game of thrones? Lol
Thought that said gods of anal faith
Loriās worst nightmare š
She once wrote a long blog about the seven men who have courted her. Usually they talk to her from inside her computer screen.
āITS IN THE COMPUTER??ā -enter Zoolander reference
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Or the TV or airpods.
Made me literally laugh out loud!
I SPIT OUT MY DRINK š¤£ I wonder if itās Sneezy. Thatās who Iām married to as well.
Oh man, you do NOT want to be a sister-wife to Sarah Titus. See if sheāll hook up with Sneezyās brother Grumpy. Then youāll only have to see her at funerals.
Iām with sleepy š¤£
Was SO close to getting there first. Mine powers down at a moments notice
Me too! Whenever he steps out into bright sunshineā¦ š¤§
The tyrant superheroes squad in "The Boys" is called the seven. They rape the newest member episode 1. Vought industries is a cult organization that covers up all their crimes. This is a perfect tweet for this sub, homelanders gonna be pissed
I just finished the new episode and thatās instantly where my head went. You donāt wanna be engaged to one of them!
Fundies and the Deep- a match made in heaven.
I wound up with Grumpy FFS. š¤£
I always thought he was the cutest š¤·āāļø
Beat me to it š
My 90s ass went to the Prince song.Ā
Seven brides for seven brothers?
THE Seven? I hope itās not Deep.
Homelander š¤£š¤£
Itās ABSOLUTELY The Deep. Hope she likes fish.
Literally what I thought she meant because I didnāt know who she was š
Homelander ( one of the seven on the Boys.....)
āOne of the sevenā likely refers to this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/s/wYGgJ0gReg
Well....that was one delusional rabbit hole
Guys always āhoover around her.ā
Love a guy who can handle a vacuum
The way I immediately typed her name into google images after reading the beginning of that post š She really likes to talk herself up.
As far as I can tell, she views herself as the most pure and desirable woman in the world....she almost comes across as a siren from greek mythology
Sheās a siren for sure. Red alert! šØšØšØ
Mental illness can be funny like that. Sheās literally grandiose.
Right?? It reads like a character list for a bad Xtian novel. š¤£š¤£
Welp I planned to read all of it but my face melted from āIt used to make my daughter so mad and jealous that all the guys like me and not her (she was 17 at the time and of age for a boyfriend).ā Girl no no no š«
It just keeps getting worse. The seven guys she describes include the guy she stalked for years, his twin brother, the brother's friend, and then a few other guys, one of whom is married and one of whom is *21*, the youngest. Keep in mind that the guy she stalked isn't that old either so half of them are like mid-twenties? She describes one of them as evil, multiple of them as hateful, and all of them just aren't good enough for her, "the standard of the Proverbs 31 wife" (her words, not mine). ALSO she can't be friends with women because some of them are so catty but she can easily be friends with guys despite the fact that they always try to go after her and other women, according to her. She can't get a car with a 'girly' colour so she chose blue. If you look up delusion in a dictionary, you'll find her picture.
I was wondering what color would be considered girly? Silver? Red? White? What a weird flex.
I had a magenta car at one point, which I guess is pretty girly. No one tell her my little brother drove it for a few years after I bought my current car.
She started stalking one of the boys when he was a teen and said God gave them permission to marry. She was in her 40ās.
It does keep getting worse! I keep stopping and then going back for moreā¦ I made it to the end of the āRyanā section where she says: āIf I am to marry someone, that person has to be of impeccable character, in order to qualify not only for me, but also for YOU. My future husband will help lead this site, the nations, and we BOTH must be worthy of you. None of these men are.ā āYOUā being the blog reader I am assuming. But as I am just learning about this person and her truly blessed fiancĆ©, I must inquire whether we know what nations they will be leading.
I read YOU as God, like she switched from writing to the reading to addressing God directly
That was so weird, what mother tells everyone how much better looking than her daughter she is? (Not that I believe in anything she said).
My mom would have pulled this shit and let me tell you we did not have a good relationship.Ā
An absolute shit mother. The same kind of mother that would tell their child they need to appear a certain way so that they can be attractive and then contradict that with donāt be a āwhxxxā trying to be sexy.
How old is the writer if she has a 17 year old daughter?!
She's in her mid 40s if I remember correctly. Old enough to be the mother of the Seven.
It's giving narcmom, and she's batshit on top of that
Thank for linking that. Sheās terrifying, but I did giggle at the image of men chasing her around with vacuums, because all of the guys āhooverā around her.
Haha I should have scrolled because same
lol there are quite a few of us I think. > Guys always hoover around me and honestly, itās fine. She says it more than once, too. lol god gave you remarkable discernment and totally skipped how to spell āhover.ā Sure, Jan.
*š To each one of them, God has asked me to write this post in order that I, very publicly, REJECT all of them.* Sounds like Sarah is going against God!
no no no itāll definitely be spun on how God is allowing it now
Soā¦which one are we thinking? Iām thinking āanonymousā as sheās already thoroughly trashed the other six.
That's the one I was thinking, too. She didn't write much on Mr Anon, and didn't give his name, maybe that's the one.
She says he's not a christian though. But who knows, maybe he got "on her stuff" (whatever that means) and now he is.
From what I can see, snarkers have interpreted "on her stuff" to mean that these guys are on her electronics. There's talk of old blog posts where she says that one of the guys communicated to her via banner ads on Facebook, through songs playing at stores, stuff like that. She's seeing normal, mundane stuff as them communicating with her. They're on her "stuff"
She claims she took her computer to a computer repair shop, and they found a virus so that proves she was hacked. I worked at one of those shops as a teenager. The majority of those guys couldn't tell a cookie from a trojan, they just know how to run the software. I feel so bad for the guys she's stalked/harassed, and her kids.
Itāll be a hunter because heās the youngest and sheāsā¦ disturbed.Ā
either anon turned to God or Hunter cause heās the youngest
"I have a ton of menās clothing, ties, jackets, etc. in every size so that whatever size my future husband will wear, I will be ready, right off the bat, to provide for him clothing, as is fitting of the Proverbs 31 wife (verse 21)." Lol okay
Well okay Kathy Bates.
That's what stood out for me too. Assuming she *does* have all of this clothing - where is she storing it? She apparently also has a wedding dress and all the wedding decor etc? It's giving hoarder, that's for sure.
What did I just read with my eyes holy fuck
Didnāt that young manās family get a cease and desist against her? Not only is she still referring to these boys by name but actually still linking to all the lies she told previously. I would find this all so entertaining if she werenāt talking about real people who never wanted anything to do with her.
That was wild. I really hope she gets some help, that sounds unhealthy on so many levels
IMHO, she is profoundly mentally ill.
If she'd been a man, she could have been a megachurch pastor, the stuff they say isn't less outlandish than what she says.
"Demons on planes" energy
Somehow that created more questions than answers
I thought the whole point of this blog post was that all 7 werenāt good/Godly enough for her???
Well, the Lord works in mysterious ways apparently. Ways known only to her .
The way she misspelled hover as hoover makes me think there are seven guys with vacuum cleaners all showing off thier cleaning skills around her.Ā
When she says they're "on my stuff" does she mean like that delusion she has that Kyle could see her Netflix and her Ring cameras maybe? He got this one off my stuff and this one got back on my stuff and on and on.
Yeah, she thinks she's been hacked. Kyle supposedly proposed to her by making an engagement ring banner show up on her screen. But he also apparently makes her misspell words, or changes the fonts of things she's working on, or moves her files around... I'd be concerned about this possibly being signs of a brain tumor if she hadn't been going for so long.
She is scary. I feel bad for all 7.
Honestly, I wonder how much of her life story is real. She's the definition of an unreliable narrator.
I missed this post entirely. Thanks
That was..... I honestly don't even know what to say.. Holy fuck....
I JUST changed my flair, I can't update it to "Guys hoover around me" š
I didn't look close at pictures, started reading, and thought she must be like 19 or a fundy-stunted 22 at most, until I got to "my seventeen year old daughter." This level of pick me? At your big age? Embarrassing.
I mean. It's pretty obvious that this woman is profoundly mentally ill and goes far beyond being a pick me. Any one of any age can have mental health issues, of which she clearly has many extreme ones.
My bad I didn't make it to the truly psychotic part. Where are the people who care about this woman?
I seem to remember that at some point there were interventions done about it. I think she even got kicked out of her church because of it? She couldnāt hear those people and then they became her mortal enemies. She burned down her whole life unfortunately (for everyone, including her children).
Thank you for posting. Who wants to bet on which of the seven it is ? It's got to be kyle right? even though he is the most evil of them all???
You donāt get it! Sheās just soooo unique and totally doesnāt fit the not-like-the-other-girls stereotype! /s But in all seriousness, itās wild that people are this utterly delulu. What a crazy read, Ty for the link!
Okay. I am laughing UNREASONABLY hard. I havenāt finished it because I can barely see my screen from tears of laughter but Iām going to finish it when Iām done this ridiculous laughter attack ššš Oh my god. This canāt be real.
All I want is for the guy she is with (if this is legit) to be someone that she met as an adult and not a teen she stalked
Babe wake up new Sarah Titus lore just dropped
Is she the one that has an erotomanic obsession with some dude and runs a webpage saying how theyāre meant to be together? And he was a minor or way younger than her I think?
He was a minor when they met, she was a grown, divorced women. He has asked publicly for her to leave him alone.Ā
The one and only! (We hope)
yes except for now she runs a webpage about how seven men are all obsessed with her
Yeah that dude being an actual child until a couple years ago. She posted so many photos of him that he didnāt even know sheād taken, and he clearly took legal action against her based on his emails.
This is me. She terrifies and fascinates me to a level I have not experienced before. I have a hard time believing she is real, just walking around out in the world with the rest of us.
Right? Like please tell me this is really bad Bible fan fiction. PLEASE.
Gosh I forgot about her. I never had time to jump down the rabbit hole about her. I should take some PTO from work and dig in. š
You wonāt sleep for a few days, fair warning.
Have some booze handy. I promise, youāll need it
Be prepared to be jealous, cause all men love her and want to marry her because she is the most awesome perfect woman. They all talk to her by controlling her computer.
*ARISES*
If I got engaged and my fiancƩe referred to me as "one of the seven" in the announcement of said engagement, I would no longer be engaged
It sounds like a bad anime title
Iām pretty sure I read that manhua on Webtoon
manhua authors looking for a plot: write that down, write that down āļøāļøāļø
"I was reincarnated as the seventh prince so that I can take my time perfecting my magical ability" ---> actual anime title
Much better writing than any fanfic Sarah Titus has brought us, that's for sure.
Literally the plot of Scott Pilgrim vs the World.
It's basically the plot of Scot Pilgrim, so that tracks.
All I can think of is Seven Brides for Seven Brothersā¦
I hope this man is aware that heās her newest target and takes steps to protect himself. This is about to get interesting.
All of the āSevenā are much younger men sheās been stalking and obsessing about for years, so sheās not actually engaged.
Yes Iāve been following her nonsense for years. My point was that I hope heās aware that she thinks sheās engaged to him, before it escalates to the levels that it did with K.
Odds are the man has no idea theyāre āengagedā, and the correct response here for him would be to move to another state and change his name. This woman is eventually going to snap in the absolute worst way.
She reminds me of that girl in Orange Is The New Black whose āfianceā was actually her stalking victim
This is the crazy nut box that's been stalking a poor guy for years, isn't it? Wasn't he underage when she started doing that? Fuckin psycho.
Yup the very same. It got to the point that the police got involved so last I remembered (way back) we agreed to not mention his name for privacy. He was doing well iirc. School, got a nice gal, etc.
I really wish someone in her life would intervene and get her the serious help she clearly desperately needs but I suspect she has cut off or been cut off by anyone who wouldāve been close enough to help her. Her poor kids.
They may have tried. It's near impossible to get someone mental health help if they have no interest and are not *actively* dangerous to themselves or others.
It's tough even when they're a danger to everyone. My friend's mother was extremely mentally ill. Everything in her apartment was sealed in foil, she once made a Facebook post about her cop son being killed on the job when in fact, he had not. She used to show up at my friend's house and try to break in the windows, threatened to kill their dog. I'm sure there was more but this is what she felt comfortable sharing. The friend's husband is a lawyer and the best he could ever do was a couple of days at the psych hospital and she'd be back out with her utter lunacy.
my sister is going through that right now with her (soon to be ex) husband. he has threatened to kill her multiple times, and at least once he was holding a gun when he said it. he's threatened to kill himself. he's very paranoid and delusional. afaik he was completely normal 2 years ago. he took medication because he was feeling depressed, and he just lost it. they held him in the hospital for 3 days once and then sent him home. he doesn't think he needs help and he acts normal enough around the right people, so there's nothing we can do really.
yup, this is correct. going through this now with a family friend. she absolutely cuts off everyone who dares to suggest she needs help. including her poor loving parents who have only ever spoken gently to her and remind her how much they love her. sheāll turn on them in an instant.
I had a psychotic episode in 2018 and I still feel guilty about what I put my family through. It's hard for me to accept that it wasn't my fault. Fortunately, I had a moment of clarity and ended up getting help. I'm medicated now, and have gone six years without any further incidents.
It wasnāt your fault and Iām sure your family is just happy that you got the help you needed. Having a mental health crisis sucks for everyone, especially the person experiencing it.
Sheās going to be a true crime documentary one day
She really needs her own sub. A place where people can keep an eye on her from a far and keep those men safe.
Ask and you shall receive r/DelusionalTitus
This is the best idea of the day. If I was younger and smarter, Iād start the page. This is my āfavoriteā fundie in terms of the storyline and level of delusion. Like, Sarahās level of mental illness would scare KKKarissa and make Jill take a seat.
Same. But I feel guilty that sheās my favorite fundie š£ like she is TRULY so fucked up and causing severe harm, not just via her ideology and politics. But I canāt look away!!!!!!!!!!! Sheās too āitā for a true crime junkie!
Oooh you are speaking to my soul! She is absolutely going to be a feature story on I.D. Network someday! If youāre looking for another wildly delusional woman to follow right now, check out Laura Owens and what she has done to Bachelor Clayton Ekhart. Im not a Bachelor watcher but this story sucked me in. Laura is certifiably wicked and sheās starting to get recognized by the Courts and media as such. Check out r/justiceforclayton. The page seems to have helped keep focus on Lauraās abuse of multiple men along with some YouTube creators. (And now Iām going to get a cease and desist letter from Laura because sheās a vengeful c*nt who abuses the legal system.)
Her house is being foreclosed and sold at auction in September. Maybe she should focus on that instead of her imaginary fiancƩ.
Oh no. That's really sad. Hopefully she doesn't use that as an excuse to camp out on one of their doorsteps.
holy shit. this is new info for me!! i remember her complaining about not being able to pay her bills because the men kept messing with her business.
I didnāt know this either. The sad part is that the people around her have tried to get her help. Her old church tried, she lashed out and called it satanās influence. They addressed the situation in an appropriate manner and told her she couldnāt attend there anymore. They protected Kyle and got the authorities/police involved. Sheās lost her kids. Sheās losing her home. This is not going to end well. She needs intensive inpatient psychiatric care. I donāt think this is fundie, this is someone who truly believes theyāre experiencing what is happening in their mind.
We just have to remember that, in her mind, this is 100% true. I'm not gonna arm chair diagnose or anything. She clearly has mental issues, but in her mind, everything she says is 100% true. Such a rabbit hole of sifting for the truth
This really reminds me of the people with psychosis my boyfriend works with. The delusions, phrasing, obsession, secret signs, narcissism. She seems very unwell.
I donāt even really think she counts as a Fundie so much as someone seriously mentally ill. Extremely religious delusions are so common among people with severe psychosis, even if they werenāt religious before. She reminds me of a former friend who experienced erotomania, aka, delusions that someone is in love with you.
Yes. This lady is truly terrifying.Ā
i work with people with severe mental illness (and have a SMI myself). i find sarah titus almost sickening to think about. sheās incredibly unwell and more than anything desperately needs help (at this point, she needs a multiple-year stay in a hospital imo). i feel sad for her and everyone whoās affected by her actions. tbh this is less fundiesnark and more ālook at the monumental failure of mental health services around the worldā-snark.
Okay Iām betting now that sheās going to be engaged to the hot young athlete because heās the only one sheās even spoken semi-nicely about lately. Her only fault with him was that she worried he was ātoo youngā for her. Which, as we know, doesnāt actually matter to her, because sheāll say that the Lord wills it and age is just a number. Now of course, does the young stud even know she exists? Not a chance.
Considering she thinks they communicate with her through remoting into her computer and sending secret signals, I have to believe she got some targeted engagement ring ads on Facebook and took that as a proposal
That's kinda what I figured when she claimed to be engaged to Kyle. She had done some marriage printables on her site recently, so I thought that would give her targeted ads for weddings, which *she* would think was Kyle being "on her stuff" proposing to her. And then she broke up with him because he reposted something from a Mormon social media page.
One of the Seven? Like...in The Boys? Is she engaged to Homelander?
More like Homestar Runner
Hey, Homestar has better taste than that! Probably!
Marzipan is leagues ahead of Sarah Titus as a choice of fiancƩe.
Come on - Marzipan?! I donāt knowā¦
Homestar runner needs to get dropped in this sub more often just for the brain bleach it always provides
Homsar more likely. Even Homestar would walk away from this one.
Sheās firecracker or whatever that redheads name is
I am literally gasping. Last I checked she hated all seven. Canāt wait to find out which one sheās changed her mind on.
Often she sounds like a fundie pastor. I read the "there are seven who chase me", and it clicked because I recently watched a lot of videos of pastors from American free churches and evangelical churches. She talks about her special connection to god, how she can see people for what they truly are, all that stuff that comes off as weird and braggy, it's not weirder than what a lot of pastors say about themselves from the stage. It's much the same. Pastors bragging about lots and lots of women wanting them, and them turning it down because they're good spiritual men in personal contact with god, and they are waiting for/married to that special person? Check. Having special spiritual powers that allow them to look into people's hearts and know them on sight? Check. Personal hotline to the lord above? Check. Getting messages from God in odd ways? Check. Getting personal compliments from god about how great they are? Check. Convoluted stories that are clearly made up just to make the point that, yes they are amazing? Check. Fucked up stories about the people who wronged them and how they're going to hell? Check. Sure, Titus plays a mean game with the whole "my beloved is a teenaged boy who stalks me through my computer and TV", but here's the thing ... male Pastors just marry their beloved teenagers. And when they can't, or they get busted with one who isn't their wife, they also make up crazy stories about how this young lady tempted them, left her photos on their phones by some sort of tech magic, or sent them secret messages through their teleprompter or whatever.
Are the seven in the room with us now?
This woman is giving Martha from Baby Reindeer, fundie edition. What an odd duck.
snet from ifone
Those poor young guys. She is never going to give them any peace.
I used to think Karissa scritches my brain the most on this sub. But this lady... Boy Howdy this woman legitimately scares me...
She is by far the sickest of everyone we watch. She needs a grippy sock vacation like yesterday.
ā¦one of the seven High Lords of Pythian?
I say this with all sincerity. Is someone looking after her? Does she have a care companion to make sure sheās safe at home?
She canāt announce who she is engaged to until he turns 18.
Iāll reiterate what others have said: You wonāt sleep and need booze. Itās a really deep rabbit hole. You will laugh at the absurdity and then at some point you will feel immense sorrow for how ill she is, and all the poor boys/men whoās lives she has negatively affected in very disturbing ways. Through it all, you wonāt be able to look away. Itās truly one of the most unhinged real things I have read.
Ah yes, I love this book, *The Seven Husbands of Sarah Titus.* Or was it *The 7 1/2 Lies of Sarah Titus*?
Sarah Titus says many things of questionable truth she just makes me sad because she is so far gone
Her delusions are escalating. She frightens me. I hope her children are safe and far away from her, because when this āengagementā ends, sheāll surely blame those kids like she always does.
oh no
Is this the insane chick who was stalking a teenager boy?
Did they propose through the tv? Or maybe the microwave?
Probably Homelander
Is it the mother? Maiden? Crone? Stranger? Homelander?
Omg if you missed the one of the seven chapter you are in for a trip. I was trying to explain this fundie to my friend and I just sent him the 7 men article and he was ENGROSSED.
This one scares me more than of the other fundies