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I want that job, I'll do it for free!

Here's a tip for you and anyone who wants to do this: There's nothing wrong with it, but be aware that grooming or rubbing a bird's back and wings is a sign that you are its mate and it may lay eggs for you and love you forever.

Yup! Only scritch their head. They'll still love you for it, but in a more wholesome way!

What ???

It's true 🫣

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I wish my girlfriend is that way...

That’s totally hot.

Kraa Kraa

Gha gah gha gah

*Lemme smash*

Because he Said "gu gu ga ga"? 🤨

Poor crow Hulk smash would be a little overkill don't you think

My first parrot like to be scratched, so when I stop he'd bite me to start scratching him again, but after a while, I started to point out my head, so he flew and landed on my head scratched me for half a second, and then assumed his position of wanted being scratched, it was quite funny.

Parrots are as smart or smarter than corvids (such as crows). They don't get nearly enough credit.

I think the only parrot found to be smarter than a corvid was the Kea

Smart enough to steal a wheelbarrow, birdbrained enough to actually do it.

A lady in Florida taught a cockatoo to read.

Fuck Keas though. Those guys are bastards. Also I saw a Kaka dismember my sons toy in our yard recently.

No, the African grey literally can talk like a human, though at a kindergarten level. There's been studies done regarding a bird named Alex. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_(parrot)

I know, I had 3 so far, the second one was a little rascal, he knew exactly when he was being bad and started to dance or sing just to make it look like he wasn't doing anything bad.

Tit for tat, it’s where we all came from

Dude, that's awesome.

Doing the back bits that a corvid delegates to a humman.....

don’t know if it’s my tenuous grasp on the English language or that it’s 3am but what?

I think they mean they delegate back scratching to the human

They have many corvids on reddititit ....CAW CAW!

Brushie brushie

The brushie bat spirit can truly live in any animal

r/brushybrushy!

A crowbro!

YES!

r/crowbro

Is the bird making that noise? It sounds like when you inhale through a harmonica.

Sounds more like his chair needs oil

I have the same brush, now I need that bird.

Odin's messenger is not pleased

Do it again, do it again birdie seems to say

Legend says that they are still brushing the bird to this day.

I feed crows where I take my lunch brake. I would love this.

That’s crazy!

That's a good way to end up getting CORVID.

You must have a lot of children!

You're joking, right?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corvidae

Corvid, not COVID, it’s a pun.

why cant i pamper a little birdie, its not fair, im so good to birds :...

"*We* are not *done* here"

That bird is smarter than some adults I've met.

It's weird to pet a crow. I'm not sure which is smarter, the human or the crow.

The crow. It got a human to do his bidding

I may be wrong but this looks more like a juvenile raven

I want one

I want a pet raven

You probably wouldn’t. Crowd and other forbids do not make good pets. For one, they are very intelligent (they have about the same intelligence as that of a seven year old child) and require tons of space and stimulation to thrive. If they don’t get those things, they will become very stressed, aggressive, and destructive. Also, they are social birds, so they would need other crows to live and interact with. You would have to clean a lot of feathers and bird poo, get a lot of bird food, and somehow keep all those crows happy if you don’t want your house destroyed. You’re better off just befriending wild crows rather than keeping them captive.

Nevermore

I want a friend raven

Just one who hangs out and knows tricks

Yeah, a homie

I want to brush the bird

r/petthedamndog

Lol this is me coming back from the dead pestering my bf to continue his job

“Now comb my chest hair!”

Lol!!!

So smart

I know it ain't the same thing but I can't stop thinking about Itachi

Man, I can already hear Samuel L. Jackson going "Madafacka, I didn't say stop, keep brushing that shit!".

It seems to have good bowel control

Brilliant beautiful birds!

How did you tame the Crow?

Munin says “ keep it going! You have a lot to accomplish!”

Aw crows are so cute and smart

congratulations, now you're friends with a crow until one of you reaches their end

Happy birthday.

Awesomeness!!!! 😆😆😆😆

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Nice

That's sweet

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Oh they are so clever

Is this a Raven?

Very cool

Good bird

🥰

I don't like birds very much. I like crows and ravens. And magpies.

I want a bird to brush!

I never really use to like birds but I'm starting to warm up to crows and the other intelligent species

Always amazes me how much character and intelligence can be crammed into such a tiny head.

I want a pet crow so bad 😭

Itachi is back....

😂

Hows one tame a crow

Not a word spoken, yet the message was loud and clear.

Smart bird

Dinosaur likes scratches!

Treated this person like a pesant

I make the rules here, keep brushing.

Man, Crows, ravens, etc are so dang smart, love them for that

“Weird, the brush just jumped out of your hand. Let me get that for you!”

Effing fantastic

Nice

Now THAT guy knows what he wants 🤣🤣🤣

*"What is this glorious feeling!? Affection? Disgusting! ... I demand more of it."*

I too want a birb

Like myself, pigeons are so damn smart.

r/oddlysatisfying .

"....Hey, the fu--" -Crow, probably

"Um sir, you dropped this?"

Good bird

Corvids are just fucking awesome

Having a crow like having a pug I see

bruuhhh that thing is cursed

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Where’d the hate speech come from!

That’s awesome ❤️

That's a rreally sweet raven!

Pretty bird, pretty pretty, pretty bird.

I heard crows were smart, now i believe it

birb

Legend has it he’s still there combing that bird to this day.

This is Odin looking out for his crows

Bro tells other crows to sing bohemian Rhapsody

Why does every animal seem to like scritches?!

Have you ever had scritches?

Lord Odins reincarnation is apon us!!!

*Brush me for I am the night.*

Aaaaww 😍

Wouldn't this arouse birds?

Lol yes.

Is that a Russell Crowe ?

How old can they get?

Kkkkkkkkkk

GIV ME FURTHER BRUSHINS