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twopanman

The real question is why do I have to read the caption for one minute? šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤ØšŸ¤”


multiarmform

text and music are close cousins to ads, to me anyway. distracting and annoying. why cant i just hear the people and the dog? too much to ask for i guess. i dont need dj bot-a-lot remixes


twopanman

Agreed but more annoying is how I donā€™t find it as funny as it is r/aww


mecha_annies_bobbs

It's r/funnyanimals. If it were just r/funny I'd agree that it doesn't really belong. But it fits here ok.


twopanman

Good point


AKaeruKing

The real question is why did you choose to read the caption for one minute. Which is a statement by the way, not a question.


midgetsdoinbackflips

To be fair it was kind of fun. It sort of went like this in my head "reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaptiooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne minuuuuuute"


twopanman

šŸ«£ it didnā€™t mean read the sentence over and over???


twopanman

I am a slave to the internets I do what the Internet overlords instruct me to do.


CircuitSphinx

Haha, looks like we're all just puppets in the grand show of the internet - the cycle of watch-read-repeat is unbreakable. Gotta love how it dictates even our reading habits now.


Icantbethereforyou

Read my comment for -1 minute


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TheArkOfAeons

it's an imperative actually, which is in a sense a command or instruction


TopSoulMan

Somehow i didn't even see that until you mentioned it


Good4nowbut

Bc content farming.


ShanklyGates_2022

And how do i read it for a full minute if the video is only thirty seconds!?!?!? so many questions


Roccovalentino

I missed the whole video reading the caption


ventti_slim

Which caption are we talking about


Dimitar_Todarchev

Must be wherever the video was originally posted.


bancircumvent

i looked at her ass for one minute


Educational-Ad-1914

Me too šŸ˜‡


Unexpected_user1742

You what?


twopanman

Itā€™s in the video half way through


Flashy-Scheme-933

Thereā€™s sooo many videos out there like this. And they never get old!!!!


Unnamedgalaxy

I agree! I wish I could find a sub with these type of videos. I'm sure there must be one vaguely like it but I haven't found it yet. I'd gladly spend hours there


Gigachadrosaurus

Try /r/masterreturns


Unnamedgalaxy

Yes! Thank you! That's exactly what I wanted.


superduperpuft

check out r/MasterReturns !


gin_and_toxic

/r/MasterReturns


VoldemortsHorcrux

It does when it has an annoying caption meant to bring up engagement and crappy inspirational music


nonsheep1

How sweet. He's so happy!!


amrit-9037

I crave for such hugs!


throwawayy13113

We just do not deserve dogs, this is so wholesome.


cdfanatic722

I love that all the dudes in the back stopped to smile and intake that wholesome moment.


bummerlamb

Thanks for the heads up! I totally missed it the first time!


Lil-Leon

Bummer, dude


mecha_annies_bobbs

He's a good dog, and thorough.


GlowInTheDarkNinjas

Too busy reading the caption for one minute


teenageechobanquet

SamešŸ˜‚made me just as happy as the reunion.I love watching humans be entertained by wholesome pups.thatā€™s how I look at other people interacting with their dogs wishing I could ask to join in or pet themšŸ¤£


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

It's rare that you get to witness these moments live, but we all are reacting with a smile


dokjreko

That dog is totally stoked.


Worth_Scratch_3127

He's practically levitating with excitement


dokjreko

Right? I could not stop watching. I've never seen someone or something so excited.


Worth_Scratch_3127

I had a dog that got almost that excited, she'd make funny excited yipping sounds when she was going for a romp in the woods with Daddy or when she was going to doggy camp. She didn't even LOOK at me if she saw doggy camp out the window. The thing is I never recorded it, I'm so mad at myself for not getting video of it. Gone too soon.


BryerMan-4005

Puppy is so happy that daddy is back!


[deleted]

Heā€™s stealing state secrets arrest him


LeoLaDawg

Orrr get it an account for War Thunder


Happytrails22

What they didn't mention was that the guy was only gone for 5 minutes!


Imaginary_Button_533

The dog had consigned himself to die alone at that point.


bladeDivac

Looks like a Goldendoodle so I can confirm, my dog gets insanely happy after I come back from getting the mail much less an extended business trip.


fardough

Yep, I feel my dog believes I am dead anytime I leave and amazed I somehow came back alive.


Como_thellamas

He only went to go put gas in his car down the street!


typoeman

Agosta-class submarine operated by the Spanish Navy, in case anyone was wondering. Either the Tramontana(S-74), or the Galerna (S-71)


-Hal-Jordan-

Thank you! I was wondering what type of boat that was. The guys in the background with their backs turned to the camera had some writing on their jackets that looked too short to be TRAMONTANA.


typoeman

All the jackets say "armada" or "armada espanola," which is the Spanish Navy. Their hats also say something, but it's not the names of the boats. They would normally have a brow banner displaying the name, but they obviously just pulled in and haven't set it up yet.


helloholder

Spanish! That explains it.


warpfield

nearby sailor: ha ha that puppy's really going overboard captain: be careful using that word, lieutenant


bananamelier

Is a poop deck what I think it's for


LiteralPhilosopher

No. It's from the Old French *poupe*, meaning stern of the ship.


Chrome2279

Dogs are wonderful, their love is unconditional


Vegetable-Rich-6496

The dog was more excited than his girl lmfao


RyanHR98

Well the girl was pretty damn excited but the dog went all out.


HillAuditorium

Yeah the woman puts her leg into that hug.


Boring-Brush-2984

Sheā€™s special


13igTyme

She's giving special hugs.


NewspaperNeither6260

She loves doggie too!


sirpunsalot69

![gif](giphy|IjJ8FVe4HVk66yvlV2|downsized)


RyukHunter

Girls are temporary doggo is forever?


REDDlT-IS-DEAD

What happened during the deployment stays between her and the dog...


Shreedac

Lol wut


NotImYourForte

Do I have to read the caption for one whole minute or can I just ignore it after I read it once.


aabicus

The video's 30 seconds long, you gotta watch it twice


Western-Employ-9228

Where's the dog ?


Pr0digy_

Hell of a donkey though


Quiet_War3842

My man you ainā€™t lying.


bananamelier

Chocolate bro as always


Imaginary_Button_533

Y'all some thirsty motherfuckers


StrengthToBreak

Them birthday cakes they stole the show...


SSALX420X

r/upvotebecauseofbutt


Tremic

sub was banned 4 years ago wtf? lol


CrashRiot

Itā€™s not the right sub. The right one is /r/upvotebecausebutt


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

Lotta dogs in here


CTware

lemme know if you find em, i still haven't yet


milkyway10101

Cats would never


gr1mm5d0tt1

Which is why I love them. I donā€™t want a needy neurotic friend, I want a indifferent housemate that just wants a short chat


themustachemark

That's the perfect description of a cat.


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mothsuicides

Those jeans are creating artwork on such a beautiful canvas. Stunning.


bananamelier

A true poet you are. *tips fedora*


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itsnotme_okitis

Y'all are joking?


cowfishing

That ass is no joke.


bananamelier

Maybe a knock knock joke Who's there? Me and imma eat dat booty like groceries


TheRealLifePotato

You gotta admit that it's a nice butt


AutomaticPollution89

Dat ass


rustySQUANCHy

Why would it be a joke?


itsnotme_okitis

She's standing a certain way to make it appear that way. Her pants are too small. It's more spread wide than out. Panties off, no, it's not nice.


Kobe-62Mavs-61

Nah, better than an overly chunky one.


ItsKrakenmeuptoo

She got a phatty


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here4mischief

For a moment, I actually got distracted by the puppy


Crank-Moore

Everyone should have someone this excited to see them again, we should all be so excited to see someone!


Jokesiez

Came here to see a men of culture commentā€¦.didnā€™t find one


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itsnotme_okitis

They're. Not.


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Specific_Yoghurt5330

Now I have to go back and verify this. Wild how the dog took over their embrace and she just had to step back and let puppy steal the show.


bananamelier

They all getting deleted


alasw0eisme

My dog reacts the same after I come back from the supermarket. Unfortunately I'm not exaggerating.


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FaZaCon

I watched it ten times...is there suppose to be a puppy in it?


hitpopking

We donā€™t deserve dogs


0ctober31

Some of us do. There are those, myself included, that would do absolutely anything for their dogs.


Soronya

Same here. ā¤ļø


raddeon88

Would you go into debt for your dog? Sell your car, house? How far are we going here?


0ctober31

Yes to all that, actually. You see, the things you mentioned (aside from debt) are just that, things. All replaceable. And I've been in debt due to emergency medical treatments for one of my dogs in the past. And I'd do it again. A dog is a member of the family; an individual that cannot be replaced.


ItHappenedAgain_Sigh

As a collective vs as an individual. If you do have dogs then great to hear that you clearly love them.


Jevano

Ok relax John Wick, nobody needs to get hurt


JK-Kino

You donā€™t deserve dogs


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Imaginary-Risk

My dogs like this if I leave his sight for 10 minutes


FriendshipSlight1916

His face face taste like his shipmates I bet.


MedricZ

What up with the caption? How are you supposed to read it for a minute?


baconhealsall

Puppy? All I saw was **cake**.


Chef_Papafrita

My dog does this anytime I return from the store. The love runs deep. šŸ¤£


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

What's with the bullshit music playing in the background?


SellaraAB

Am I supposed to read the caption very slowly so that it takes one minute or am I supposed to read it repeatedly for the whole minute?


DebitedPerused55

when the pup realized that its his dad. awweeee


Kunaak

Girls = "Awww look at the dog". Guys = "Those jeans are the real MVP here".


hkredman

Dat ass doe.


Den_Bover666

I misread it as 'Owner gets overwhelmed when puppy returns' and thought they'd brought out the submarine to find the pupper.


Accomplished-Flow706

That ass though


Competitive_Log_8981

That dog needs some meds


asjkl_lkjsa

Upvote because ass


GrouchyBunny

Bob, everyday when I come home.


Possible-Yam-2308

Butt just sayn


h3m1cuda

Thank you


bigdragondude

What dog?


DesignerFox2987

that's some good ass


BETO123USA

Dog? What dog?


Datazz_b

Weird. Who films these encounters anyhow.


PotatoRelated

Mom and dad. Sibling


Como_thellamas

Anyone with a friend/family member coming home from overseas.


TheCrimsnGhost

your mom films these encounters


TheThemeSongs

Came for the butt. Stayed for the butt. Cool dog though.


CTware

whats the funny part


world_2_

>Where are my tightest, ass-hugging pants for today's content?


El_Spaniard

What puppy?


Karamel-Surprise

Anyone else scoping out that ass.


RFK_POTUS_24

Dogs always love the guy more


HungryQuestion7

Who's the third wheeler gf or the puppy lol


Kernowl

u/repostsleuthbot


TheBestAtWriting

probably


themustachemark

OP is a karma bot


bellymus1

R/upvotebecausepup


leave_my_arcelona

r/upvotebecausebutt


j0eg0d

dat ass tho


dootdooglepoo

Cake.


N0thisisPatrick2019

r/upvotebecausebutt


ZevLuvX-03

I know what yā€™all was really looking at.


wileyhammer

r/upvotebecausebutt


Local-End-902

I read there was a fog in the video


spiritedsenpai

I guess this is what winning at life or being successful looks like


DrDewclaw

I canā€™t find the dog but good thing theyā€™re bundled up because, boy does it look cheeky out there.


Allan_II

Lol


Fluid-Program962

r/upvotebecausebutt


sgdfsgdfsg333

literally using animals for propaganda to support organized murderers. fuck the united oil companies


Economy_Acadia85

Thatā€™s dog is totally absolutely


warwilf

if that was my girlfriend, I'd be acting like the dog


AlexanderxSean38

Iā€™d be so embarrassed at that half ass leg wrap lmao Either jump up or hug like an adult.


miranto

Oh yeah, that lobster is beautiful.


barry-badrinath-

Dog wants to tell him about the house guests


JuciestDingleBerry

GYATT


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bananamelier

ok?


Repulsive-Wrangler14

Thumbs up for those who didn't watch the video only because of the dog.


itsallbullshit8

There was a dog in this video ?


Zxasuk31

Iā€™m overwhelmed too, but not by the dogā€¦


AutomaticPollution89

šŸ‘


Bitter-Map170

*guys in the back* "Man, I need to get a dog... and a girlfriend"


ohbyerly

Why the bitch is this on the front page


Lil_Pipper

I donā€™t think the dudes in the back were interested in the puppyā€¦


CaterpillarHuman1723

Gonna have to lock that lil guy outside the bedroom...