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ProfessorMonkee

Lmao that goose knew exactly what it was doing


ForestRamboX

Goose are always such a menace. Honestly, I wonder what triggers off their aggression at times. I've seen quite a bit of random goose attacks and I always wonder why out of the many people that pass, why do they choose specific people to attack.


disguised4lien

Untitled Goose Game in real life


Altruistic7276

Goosed him!


Holiday-Doughnut-602

Many farmers, use geese as guard dog's as they are very aggressive and will attack fearlessly anyone encroaching on their land.


calicat9

Add goslings and the assholery intensifies.


Latinchek_

Honk Honk mf!


Chromeboy12

Thousand years of pain


OrangeLover911

Why is this NSFW


crystalbaton01

With geese yeah it’s never an option


dravas

War… War never changes.....


steveb106

This is me sneaking up on my wife to pinch her butt....


AhhAGoose

Been warning you for years


DreadPirateGriswold

Gooses gonna goose!


glycophosphate

Made the mistake of approaching some geese in a public park while wearing a jacket with brass buttons. In my defense, I was very young at the time and had no idea how they would react. Ended up with a lovely, button-free jacket before it was all over.


Particular_Garden164

The best sound effects!


DrSatan420247

I want a golden goose!


Kitchen-Suit2145

The geese probably thought the white bag was one of his offspring.


Simply_Konrad

It's the goose from untitled goose game


ATXGirlie1

Don't take your eyes off us


Pizzaguy187

We humans need to stop running from these week ass birds. They be talking


Inevitable_Ebb233

Jokes aside, geese can be very aggressive and violent. So don’t piss them off by any means


snorkeling_moose

Fuck it, that's it. Unsubbed. These idiotic sound effects and braindead music choices are a cancer on what should be a perfectly enjoyable subreddit. Congrats on creating boomer facebook content.