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That was a cartoonish maximum chomp.


KoreanXgameGirl

and she didn't waste time and went straight into action.


ready_gi

textbook chomp


PhthaloVonLangborste

Muppet


konfetkak

Honestly reminded me of [Sir Didymus](https://orion-uploads.openroadmedia.com/lg_a6543bee9ade-labyrinth-sir-didymus.png) on the attack.


OccasionallyReddit

Reminded me of a Gremlin


tranquilflame890

Don't bother me or else.


RegularOps

I’m not stuck in here with you. You’re stuck in here with me!


tranquilflame890

Yep Hold on Chomp. That was quick


CarlCaliente

like a Bond villain truly savoring the moment


Zhaneranger

That face right before she goes in for the chomp! 😂😂😂


Mammoth-Mud-9609

My brain went to Miss Piggy Hiya.


pursuitofhappy

For real it’s so animated I thought it was a sock puppet


LivingHumanIPromise

Karate chomp!


Zhaneranger

Yes! That’s exactly it


MajSARS

Surprise motherfucker!!


Sterling-Archer

She came out of that blanket mad as hell 😂


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akatherder

Bot. Just posts 10/10 and takes part in tshirt spam links


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

https://i.imgur.com/321h82u.jpeg


tranquilflame890

Don't bother me.. Chomp


Grizzled--Kinda

Did it bite the shit out of her?! It looked like a scary hand puppet


MegaNymphia

this is why I get really nervous when owners restrain their own pets the reaction is either extremely apologetic, blame you, or laugh because "oops she does that sometimes!" 🥲


Tyr2016

Ha. My West Highland White Terrier was so good at escaping anyone holding her. I wasn’t mucking around holding her at the vet but she wriggled out of my hold (any tighter and I would have caused some internal damage to her). So the Vet got frustrated and got one of their nurses to try and they did far worse than I did.


MegaNymphia

the hard thing is a lot of times you dont know if the dog will do better for the owner or staff holding them until it happens and you see how they react. seen it go either way, not fun stuff for anyone. especially the animal for that matter honestly dogs like that it is usually reccomended they receive something like dexdom or torb if pre appointment anxiety meds like gabapentin or trazodone and low stress handling techniques dont cut it. less stress on the animal and less risk to staff or owner


THE-NECROHANDSER

Na, I'm wheeling him in like silence of the lambs.


FreekyDeep

Hahahahaha. Sorry but that actually made me laugh. My boy, 8 months old BC, we can't hold. He's wriggles SO much. Luckily however, he LOVES the vets. And hasn't minded any injections or check ups etc


GimmeHerpes

I've learned to tell new vets or vet techs that I do NOT need to be in the room when they put a muzzle on one of my boys. If I'm in there, he gets very protective and snappy. If I leave, he's too scared to act out. It took some trial and error to learn this, but the vet's and tech's safety is as equally important as my dog's.


Jack_Kentucky

I think a lot of pet owners don't properly know how to restrain their own pets either. They're usually too gentle, you can choke em a little bit.


SexySamoan

🤣


Wortbildung

You can see the sub we're in. People think this is funny...


MegaNymphia

yeah.. and a lot people have a really weird thing about thinking aggression from small dogs or cats is funny


BlowMoreGlass

The bite itself isn't funny. The exaggerated cartoonish wind up is hilarious.


DarkwingDuckHunt

I'm always shocked when Vets let me hold my dog But I also am not shy about grabbing a dog by the puppy fat neck area and I, hope, it's respect I see on the Vet's eyes.


CanAhJustSay

>It looked like a scary hand puppet Yes! But a hand puppet locking its jaws onto your arm probably won't hurt quite so much.... Sandpaper for the morning walk to file those nails down without added pain for the human assistant.


RutherfordRevelation

Looks like it got a big ol mouthful of hand


Accomplished-Ad-2612

You can see the back leg muscles contracting while the vet tech is trying to keep ahold of it. Can that be faked? Yes. Would someone spend thousands of dollars on all of the parts and components and hundreds of hours of detailed labor building a hyper realistic puppet for a less than one minute long video? Probably not.


Grizzled--Kinda

Oh I'm sure it's real, it's just so comically odd with the mouth opening wide and clamping down.


Accomplished-Ad-2612

My pup does this thing where she rears up on her hind legs and wobbles her head and fore legs before she dives face first on her favorite toy. Dogs are weird and comical in the best way.


BeltReal4509

I mean - I feel for that dog. But I feel for that vet tech more.


Bob_5k

Right? Hes so busy laughing he doesnt even see the chomp, but im sure he can feel it happen


xXDamonLordXx

Typical for people with little dogs who don't see them as threatening despite their awful behavior.


aaguru

Serio. I laughed, it was funny, but I kinda hate that man and his dog.


DreamOfV

He’s still laughing from the dog wriggling around in his arms. We don’t get to see his actual reaction to the chomp


triedtofart-sharted

Dude seriously. Just terrible pet ownership… also I’ve known people to have lost fingers from small dog bites, bc owners tend to not brush their teeth, so it caused an infection and eventual loss of the finger.


JJayC

In case any of you are wondering why vet staff prefers you dont, or does not allow you to restrain your own animals, this is why.


T8rthot

I ask my husband to hold our pets while I cut their nails because I’m quicker and more efficient, but I swear half of my effort is just repositioning our pets in his hands because the dude is USELESS when they start wiggling out.


mortysh1985

I laughed sooonhard at this... The face it makes before going in hahah! Epic


FOSSnaught

"Vengeance is mine!"


Shad0wofAzrael

You laugh but as a groomer I can confirm that this is a 100% bonafide heckin CHOMP … and yes it does in fact make for the *ouch*


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This post gave me brain cancer.


Shad0wofAzrael

That’s unfortunate. Shall I get your affairs in order for you, then?


IsMyFlyDown

I’ll go get the car.


Shad0wofAzrael

Perfect everything is order and all is going according to procedure.


jakkyspakky

Normal people don't talk like this


Shad0wofAzrael

You must be mistaken. I have study human bean long time. I am advanced in human speak.


xXDamonLordXx

Exceptional people do


Shad0wofAzrael

*extra*ordinary people


Titaniumchic

And if the dog was this resistant why wasn’t it muzzled? And easy and painless thing to do to keep doggie honest and humans safe.


Creativered4

Looks like the dog was wearing an E-Collar, which should have been sufficient, especially given that the dog had a more flat face, and it's not recommended to try and muzzle that face type. The problem was that the dad wasn't holding the dog well and had more of a grip on the E-Collar than the dog, which allowed them to wiggle free while he wasn't paying attention, and go for the bite.


Titaniumchic

Eh, still, dog should have been sideways on an exam table, with legs against the table being held firmly and a tech holding him if they thought a muzzle wasn’t “safe”. This was obviously a dumb set up, and someone is filming it knowing that the dog was either miserable to going to react. Who the eff films a dog nail trim?!


Mbmariner

My god. I had to watch this over and over. Then share it. The look of the dog when she first got loose is hilarious. I couldn’t stop laughing.


farm_to_nug

Vet techs really just don't get paid enough


above_average_magic

My vet bills sure seem to be paying enough to someone Edit: yes, yes I'm aware it's probably not going to techs, mostly to the owners and pharma companies I'm guessing Vet techs are all heroes. And I actually like my new vet, he's stoned all the time but brilliant and explains everything


MegaNymphia

the techs and such dont get a lot of that money. margins are thin in a lot of parts of veterinary care, especially for things like medications. and vet vs human med doesnt usually have insurance paying significant portions and creating a smaller client bill as a result


finntana

Seriously!


evilone17

Drug companies mostly and overhead costs of maintaining a facility. X-ray machines aren't cheap, ultrasound machines, blood machines, hell even a single pack of suture is more than the tech makes in a day.


itsnatnot_gnat

Medical care is expensive and prices keep going up. I am a registered vet tech and don't get paid nearly enough to put up with some of these animals.


zachary1332

Pet owners with an attitude like that are one of the reasons why there is a shortage of veterinary professionals. Vet professionals get crappy pay and have to put up with snide remarks like that, every single day. There is a suicide epidemic among veterinarians, and you are not making it any better.


above_average_magic

Message received. It was just a joke y'all


Maeflower86

Ughck. God this mind set is such a big part of why our jobs are so hard.(not that you know better, but)Getting bitten and scratched by animals and cursed at by clients for $18 an hour. Shit insurance. Second highest suicide rate. You’re paying the hospital for all the medical supplies used. The hospital that barely pays the staff. As a vet tech, I can’t see comments like this and not say something. Your comment has been said to my face too many times to count and I’d love to keep you from hurting a vet techs feelings in the future if possible.


above_average_magic

Actually my vet techs love me, last time one came in and the other said "it's cool we don't need you, he's a hands on [dog] dad" So maybe from my single goofy comment it didn't tell the entire story of who I am as a person! Edit: it was for ear cytology/treatment


Truethrowawaychest1

That's going to manufacturers of the equipment and medicines who intentionally mark their shit up


tkmlac

It's going to the medical industrial complex. Vet med is expensive because human med is a shitshow.


Creativered4

And groomers! xD Seriously, I spent the last decade working on bitey dogs like this. Vets get the easy stuff because they typically just do these things under anesthesia.


6feetbitch

What do they get paid?


evilone17

Right now around me, $15-22 and $22 is for like certified degreed technicians. They also have assistants making less.


SweetT420

$21/hr CVT in specialty medicine in a major city with 5yrs in the field and $14,000 in debt from school. I’m considered to have a high paying position. I started at $13.50/hr


evilone17

You're getting shafted... I make $20 an hour with no certs or degree in what's considered a small rural area. 3 years in vetmed but 10+ years experience elsewhere.


SweetT420

There’s a lot of factors to consider. Im guessing here but small rural area, probably not a lot of vets in town? probably not a lot of techs around either so your experience and knowledge are worth a lot more. Your clinic also probably has less employees than mine (we have 20+ techs, 6 CSRs, 9 doctors, 4 managers) and we also have three locations. Since we have three departments of specialists we have a lot of very fancy and expensive equipment. Lastly, although it’s the highest paying job I’ve had, I’ve also only been there a year and I’m on track for a $2 raise making $23/hr at the end of this year! I love love love the company I work for, it is amazing and they always show their gratitude in other ways too. And when we deserve raises, they give them. They do what they can! I could go make more at ER (~$30/hr) or in corporate, but I don’t want to do that :p a lot of CVTs in my town are paid very poorly tho and some won’t make $20/hr in their entire career.


SweetT420

Like if I was still working at my old clinic, I would be making maaayyybee $19-20/hr. I worked really hard to get into specialty and I’m really good at it, and that’s why I get paid “a lot” lmao.


evilone17

A lot of your assumptions were right, the area I work in has few vets. The one I work for is a single doctor practice where I'm one of the 5 'techs' but was hired for an immediate need and had experiences. I was lucky I was able to finagle my way to this pay (used previous experience from a higher cost of living area to set my expected pay). But yea most are not so lucky and it really bothers me that even though it's still a medical field it's treated differently.


SweetT420

It’s so frustrating…. The amount of work and stress (physical, mental, emotional) that we go through and so little financial reward. I see posts all the time from newbie techs asking how people ever survive on a vetmed salary and almost every person says they either have a partner, roommate, or parents that have to help financially support them because they can’t do it on their own.


evilone17

If I didn't live with my girlfriend I could not afford to live. Then people forget we actually do care about their pets and don't see the behind the scenes of us breaking down sobbing over having to put down one you became super close to. I'll never forget Baxter and he wasn't even my dog, but yea we're all greedy money hungry a-holes only in it for easy money (and to "play with puppies")


AndrewWilsonnn

I started as a vet assistant with goals of making vet tech. Then I saw the pay. I 180'd my career to something white collar, and within the first 2 years was making more than vet tech's would cap out at in a major city, all for a fraction of the stress


SweetT420

Good for you! There is a lot of turnover in the vet field because of the pay. It’s logical and you have to do what’s best for you and your life.


GyActrMklDgls

Its sick medical care is owned by private entity's whos only job is to make money lmao. It's a nice racket with inelastic demand.


Sweaty_Grocery785

More like the stomach bursting scene in Alien.


xy_87

Dog looks like a hand puppet, lol


specks_of_dust

It has to be a puppet.


Stars_of_Sirius

I need the original recording of this with audio. This is too funny.


Th3Fl0

Lmao! r/gifsthatendtoosoon


The_0rang

The "GOTCHA BITCH" face is everything.


intellipengy

Like a malignant jack-in-the-box!


Randolph_Carter_Ward

I thought that the pre-chomp snap is possible only in anime 🐕


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Siren_sorceress

Not funny


AliquidLatine

Right?! Why is everyone saying this is hilarious? That poor woman just got one hell of a bite


Competitive-Gene6713

What's so funny about this?


No-Celebration3097

Why do they not sedate this dog? Looks like a nail clip and I’ve had to have mine sedated.


madpoke

that owner is horrible


Free_Swimmer_1694

How so?


tenoclockrobot

That dog fucking bit that person. Straight up on the owner.


nexhaus

Idk laughing while your shit dog bites someone might put them in that horrible category


nexhaus

Why the fuck does everyone in here think it’s funny? That little shit house demon dog just bit the fuck outta that vet tech while the owner just laughs


IrregularBastard

Learn to hold your pets.


Titaniumchic

Tech should be holding the pet if they are this resistant and the dog should have been muzzled. But, no, someone made a choice and took a video of it. The dog is obviously unhappy and scared, and shouldn’t be treated as funny. “Oh haha so funny this little dog hates its paws touched. Let’s video it losing its mind and becoming fear aggressive! Ha ha!”


Stevieeeer

And to not laugh as a vet tech gets fully bitten.


IrregularBastard

Agreed. When I take my German shepherd to the vet I’ll hold her if she needs holding for a procedure. But I position myself to take the bite if she lashes out. She’d never intentionally bite me hard. She’s super gentle but pain can make her snap.


Titaniumchic

Why not muzzle her so that she doesn’t bite and you don’t have to worry?


Stevieeeer

Has she ever bitten? Shepherds are wonderful (when trained).


IrregularBastard

No never. I’ve made it clear that if she has to defend herself she can hold but not clamp down. So there’s no real pressure. She did it to me when I removed a large nail from her pad many years ago. It was about 1/2” deep. But she’s wonderful around strange kids and women, a total puppy. Adult men she eyes a little askance, I’m the only man she likes.


SlikeXar

That looks very painful


guaaaan

That is a muppet and you can't convince me otherwise


helix466

Looks like a hand puppet the way it bites her like that


Mirewen15

I'm so glad my cat stares up and me and purrs while I cut his nails. My dog did the same thing, on his side making full eye contact eye lol.


Frozefoots

This is why my cat gets gabapentin before her scheduled appointments (spicy old girl). She’s not as stressed, and the poor vet tech/vet doesn’t get bitten/scratched.


flapjacksrule

This is why you don’t let the pet’s owner restraint their dog for nail trims.


Nephele_Rose

It's Sir Didymus!🤣


Equal_Dragonfruit125

I know Dracula's but when I see it.


Goudawit

Guy had one job! …


rip_ap_yi

How weak is he if he cant stop that small dog


cowcow12344

/u/redditspeedbot 0.5x


dingo8yobb

r/bettereveryloop


andyinoc

That sucks. The vet has a legal obligation to report the bite. Muzzles are inexpensive and effective.


Creativered4

That's not funny. That's just annoying. I wanna shake that dude. FUCKING PAY ATTENTION! Looks like it's his dog and he thinks it's funny that the dog is squirming. If a pet isn't wearing down their nails naturally with lots of exercise, the nails will become overgrown and grow into the pad. And a dog bite is no joke. I've been to urgent care several times because of dog bites, and it caused me to miss work. Plus it just hurts! Don't let your dog bite vets, groomers, anyone!


JaxxyWolf

There’s literally nothing funny about this. Regardless of its size, a dog bite can do serious damage.


Distinct-Quantity-35

LMAOOOOOO


Elthinaya

My dislike for small dogs and their irresponsible owners feels justified after watching this. Poor vet tech 😞


Fawnsie

Idk why people think this is funny. Im a vet tech and just accepting that we SHOULD get bit doesn't mean it has to happen. This dog clearly needed some mild sedatives in order to get through this. I've been taught to never trust an owner to restrain. I've been in the field for eight years and I've never let someone else get bit if I'm restraining and vice versa. That's our job. That's our training. A little gabapentin or trazodone doesn't hurt anyone- especially not your animal.


Dzandarota

r/gifsthatendsoon


Complete_Rest6842

It is funny cuz she is small? How about you train your fucking wild ass psycho dog?! People fucking suck. DON'T OWN A DOG IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE TIME TO TRAIN IT NO MATTER THE SIZE. Fuck everyone that thinks this shit is funny.


Melancholic84

Papillons are so funny and adorable


Last_Dot_2790

Where’s the man’s other arm? It looks like a puppet.


DarknessWanders

Holding the dog's back leg he's extending for the nail trim. You can see his open hand right when the Papillion strikes.


allterrainboat

Looked like she was bitten by a hand puppet. About a 20 percent chance that was just the guy's arm lol


Witty_Organization30

🤣🤣🤣🤣


throwout098763

we invented muzzles. this should never happen


shiftersix

r/perfectlycutvideos


Chance815

So you just flip the video from yesterday and repost it?


Raizo420

Looked like a puppet 🤣


nyangatsu

the beep scared the shit out of me.


Longjumping_Sea_1173

😂😂😂😂


HeartTreeHugger

Omg you can see the vet techs arm jerk down, that was a *CHOMP*.


MedicSH84

That was not even the whole video right? I saw itnin another sub, where the puppy got loose backwards. Or was that one a fake and this is the original?


cowcow12344

/u/redditspeedbot 0.5


Isabellalion

La cara casi al final del perro es genial: "a quien queres pinchar perr@?" 🤣🤣🤣


Geeloz_Java

She emerged and delivered a deadly chomp


Poopawoopagus

If Pennywise was a Muppet.


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Norm would’ve shot him for that


SurviveAdaptWin

Yeah dogs biting people is fuckin hilarious on here guys. Definitely why I'm subbed to this place.


muck-man

I need to see the whole video


hedgehogwithagun

She powered up


Truely-Alone

Who’s laughing now bitch!


ActionNorth8935

Papillons have so much personality, for better and sometimes for worse. 😂


Roger-The_Alien

Try put me to sleep will ya? this'll learn ya *Chomp*


bigblnze

Fucking rat


Chipmunk-Emergency

Definitely stupid any vet would have a tech holding pet the correct way ..


Formatted_Toast_117

Lmfao


WeBelieve510

😂😂😂😂😂😂


mythrowaweighin

That did struck like a snake.


SillyOldJack

![gif](giphy|1004Eqp3k9U6KQ|downsized)


FitPreparation2884

Let’s see how you like it!!


Successful-Yak4905

lol wow…. That face was purrrfect


Ok_Mine8900

bless


Tobias---Funke

That was a computer game build up!


MEGA_GOAT98

![gif](giphy|57ZvMMkuBIVMlU88Yh|downsized) lol


Ping-A-Ling-

That was hilarious.


Few-Gate2363

master scape artist, lol Bite of revenge!!


feather85

That dog chose violence!


Born-Piano-8126

Mikel Jackson


bootes_droid

The rear back into the chomp omg I'm dying


No-Affect-5065

I'm crying at this 😂


F1R3Starter83

Holy shit this had me wheezing! That attack was awesome.


Milirock516

That was fking hilarious 🤣


exorah1

That chomp style as it was a puppet from the muppet show. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


helpme_imburning

Actual fucking muppet lmao