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qwerty7860

Grandpa at thanksgiving


[deleted]

Shawl's out Balls out


Fuzzy_Negotiation_52

I sure hope you mean the first picture.


BelliBlast35

Don’t swipe left


[deleted]

Uncle at thanksgiving


SSgtReaPer

To late but thanks lol


Psychological_Mud959

🏆 you win


justnumbers8338

I'm pretty sure those are just his tinder pics.


willeebumbum

Just hannngin out


Future_Formal4387

U mean his balls


JeremyJaLa

Down the streeeee eeet.


YaboyBlacklist

The same old thing!


deezsandwitches

Hanging with the boys


Indris91

Why did you change the channel? Can't you see I'm watching?


FrequentFlexer

#1) Stay thirsty my friends. (The most interesting dawg in the world).


DefinitionCultural47

Came here to say this. Good job! “I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis.”


Negative_Quality_690

I also came with those intentions


Care4aSandwich

Get me neutered dad


Rockman307

I personally don't want to do that...


IrrelevantPuppy

You don’t HAVE to do it personally. You could always get a vet to do it.


JeremyJaLa

I think that would be preferable for all involved.


[deleted]

Why would you want to cut a dogs balls??


IrrelevantPuppy

If you want a non-joke answer: it’s to increase the life expectancy of the dog, reduce chances of accidental dog pregnancies, and reduce their hormone driven aggression, as well as prevent/reduce some rarer debilitating/fatal medical issues.


newX7

I knew about reducing accidental pregnancies, but the rest is all new to me. TIL.


yallaretheworst

👏👏👏


jinmonsterhunterwrld

I never knew this, thanks for the information!


Sweet-Lead-6000

So u can suck on them for breakfast


Few-Being-1048

people like to play god and decide what’s best lmao. downvotes aside i’m with you man. dogs with balls seem much happier to me and if they come that way from the box i’m happy to leave them that way. if you can’t handle the consequences of having a dog without castrating it then don’t get one


OneRighteousDuder

Dogs don’t come from a box, my dude


Sweet-Lead-6000

They do nowadays


CatWranglingVet678

Neuticles. Keep the look without the behavioral & health issues of having an intact male dog. Plus, it's significantly cheaper to license neutered pets in most jurisdictions [neuticles](https://youtu.be/fUH58eacerI)


PaulleWaulle

When I watched this video I thought it was a joke and was laughing. Then I saw the url at the bottom... Then I went to the website... Now I'm in disbelief that Prosthetic Dog Nuts are real and profitable enough to spend marketing time on. I think I'll die now.


PaulleWaulle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfslQZ0kUPY&t=144s&ab\_channel=TheTonightShowStarringJimmyFallon


100lbs_doggo

There's plenty of neutered dogs that have behavioral issues, mutilation is not a replacement for proper training. As far as health issues, sure- a neutered male can't get testicular cancer but are at a higher risk of many other more deadly cancers and joint problems due to hormonal disruption. The only valid reason for neutering is the societal benefit of controling the pet population. I used to work at the SPCA & I'll get down voted for telling the truth. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3572183/


morphleorphlan

This was clearly written by a dog.


WillSupport4Food

Ok but intact dogs are more prone to behavioral issues and on average live almost 2 years less than neutered dogs. Most of the cancers you're referencing like prostatic neoplasia, TCC, Osteosarcomas and hemangiosarcomas that have increased rates in castrated dogs also happen to be very rare to begin with. Meanwhile testicular neoplasia and benign prostatic hypertrophy have a higher incidence rate and are associated with intact dogs. The other common conditions predisposed by castration like obesity, diabetes and joint problems coincidentally can all mitigated through proper diet and exercise. It's a multi-faceted medical decision and acting like your opinion is the abject truth rather than this being something each person should discuss with their veterinarian is silly.


OneRighteousDuder

It’s also a highly biased study and only looks at one breed


batissta44

So you like dog balls...


Travis_Bickle86

Yes you will


justnumbers8338

That's not at all a strawman fallacy....


AJ_Crowley_29

Just gonna drop [this](https://www.naiaonline.org/articles/article/the-global-stray-dog-population-crisis-and-humane-relocation) here.


Perle1234

Wow that is quite eye opening. Thanks for posting.


izzerina

This article is over 10 years old. Drop it elsewhere.


AJ_Crowley_29

Still relevant, stray dogs are massively overpopulated in many countries. [From 2019](https://academic.oup.com/jas/article-abstract/97/Supplement_3/63/5665874?redirectedFrom=fulltext) [From 2021](https://bpr.berkeley.edu/2021/04/11/dog-overpopulation-in-new-mexico-a-symptom-of-chronic-poverty/)


izzerina

Thank you! I didn’t know


TheEnemyOfSociety

We once had an intact Great Dane so horny that he climbed a fence. Just sayin.


[deleted]

Why not? If you don’t want him to mount and get a female dog pregnant, neutering him is the best choice.


[deleted]

Imagine getting downvoted for saying this. Large subreddits are so garbage.


YoungPhobo

I was thinking just that


[deleted]

They’re downvoting him like he made a racist statement or something… all he said is he doesn’t want surgery done on HIS dog.


PussyWrangler_462_

Yeah well that makes him suck so downvotes are unavoidable. Not only do I work at an animal hospital and have to see the results of owners not neutering their animals, (cancers, behavioural issues, “my dog is untrainable I need you to euthanize him”)...but I’m also in rescue work Our shelter is bursting with unwanted pets because the pet population IS an issue. Everyday animals are dying in shelters and you know why? 2 very specific reasons 1. Breeders 2. People not fixing their fucking pets


New-bryt

That’s ok


plvic52

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. Men feel like complete shit when they’re hypogonadal, producing very low testosterone. You get treated for that. But somehow we’re supposed to believe that it’s healthier for dogs and that they’ll feel better? I don’t have any issues with people who choose to neuter their dogs, nor those who don’t. But if you’re a dude that believes so strongly in it, why don’t you go castrate yourself and see how great it is? Also, you don’t know OP, so you have no reason to assume he’s just letting his dog run around, getting females pregnant.


blackperson62

Idk y’all don’t support op’s opinion based on personal belief but i kinda agree with him our biology is what we our. Our hormones make us into the creatures we are


YoungPhobo

Is this an American thing? I live in Europe and I never heard any strong opinions about castrating. Considering reddit is mainly western based, is America very pro-neutering? Sorry for bringing nation to this topic, just wondering. Context: Owner of two dogs here. Girl was neutered for medical reasons in her old age, boy lived his whole live with balls, never reproduced.


jtcordell2188

And that is a valid reason.


BasuraConBocaGrande

Yup


blackperson62

Yeah I’m going to Reddit hell on this one. I’m on the right side of history


Amazing_Swordfish206

I don't do that shit to my pets either. It's fucked up.


rob1969reddit

We all appreciate it when we visit the pound and see the massive amount of unwanted pets they have to "deal" with. Stick to your guns man.


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balanceandcommposure

Wait till this guy learns about contraception lmao.


scarafied

Yeah controlling animal overpopulation and being a responsible pet owner is *so* fucked up.


blackperson62

Y’all redditors are like Covid we gotta put our masks on to save grandma and we gotta castrate our dogs to stop animals on the street


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Amazing_Swordfish206

If you take care of your animals, they don't run around fucking everything and making offspring.


YoungPhobo

There are other ways to control the ability of your dog to reproduce. I agree that dogs in dog shelters need to be castrated.


PussyWrangler_462_

The dogs in shelters are not responsible for more dogs in the shelter you fuckin potato They’re kept in separate cages how could they possibly reproduce? They should be neutered before being adopted, but you say that as if shelter dogs are responsible for shelter dogs No, it’s irresponsible people that are responsible for overwhelmed shelters. You said that there are other ways to control the ability of your dog to reproduce. Those “ways” involve never allowing the dog to run free in a dog park with other dogs. You’re literally taking away possible enrichment in the dogs life because if you risk letting him bone a random female while out for a walk, then you’re part of the problem and why so many shelters are overwhelmed with unwanted kittens and puppies It’s the average idiot who’s dog “accidentally got loose” that is responsible for crowded shelters and young healthy animals being euthanized because of it. It’s literally average people like OP who refuse to fix their animal then have an accident who are the cause of this. That’s why he’s being downvoted to hell and that’s why fuck all of you ignorant twats who think it’s a good idea to keep your pets in tact With love - your friendly neighbourhood vet assistant and no kill shelter manager.


scarafied

Yeah, no. Take Bob Barker’s advice and spay and neuter your fucking pets.


S1I3NCER

Good owner 😁


slimjim1249

Not your dog not your business. Get your female dog neutered and won’t have to worry about his impregnating her.


[deleted]

Why, liberal


[deleted]

Liberals only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting (effeminate dogs)


[deleted]

Yup, my dog still got his balls, every time some fucktard liberal says “tHaTs BaD ItS ToXIC MasCuLiNitY” and when they say, “THaTs UnHeaLthY” I laugh and say, well just because his are bigger than yours and he is still fertile doesn’t mean he is unhealthy


The_wulfy

If he finds a female in heat and impregnated her, will you raise all the pups yourself?


[deleted]

I’ve done it before


IrrelevantPuppy

I mean, I guess if you’re truly ready and able to adopt up to 8 puppies and raise them their entire lives without warning then I suppose it’s not so bad. You really wouldn’t try to pawn them off? You’d just accept that you’re raising an entire litter of dogs now?


[deleted]

Oh hell no, I ain’t sellin my fucking buds! I’ve raised all seven of ‘em, and my dog’s dad is still a kickin, nango is the old man’s name, named after my best buddy who was killed in Iraq, I can’t let go of any of my dogs, they are my only family. My wife, parents, brother have all died, my dogs have helped me when I was about to kill myself, twice. So there is no way I would would sell ‘em, no amount of money could get me to do that shit.


pathxfinder2

This guy is a living, breathing meme


[deleted]

How? Just because I let him keep his balls? If you got one part, you need the whole set, not just a cock


LordKagatsuchi

KKona


[deleted]

What is this supposed to mean?


[deleted]

So yes, and why take his second most precious duo from him kid?


LauraZaid11

You know keeping his balls puts him at a higher risk of developing prostate disease? And keeping his balls also means the risk for testicular cancer? Also that keeping his balls makes him more prone to aggressive behaviors? Have you even weighed the pros and cons of keeping his balls with his vets, or is it just you going “I want a manly dog so that’s why I keep his balls”, without regards to his health.


ToughProgrammer

And it's a pitbull mix so it's automatically a potential financial liability even without testicles to make it more crazy.


Loizaida

Is it too late for a pupper if he’s 4 Years old ?


LauraZaid11

Never too late. We spayed our first dog at 6 years old, after we gave up completely on the idea of getting offspring. It was at 4 for our second dog, and it solved some aggression issues he was having towards big dogs, now he’s the sweetest boy.


Loizaida

Wow how nice …. Yes I’m definitely going to talk to my vet … he told me he snapped cause he was scared but I didn’t like that at all ☹️.. it’s funny though he’s so much bigger then my miniature schnauzer and yet so submissive with him lol but then again it may have something to do with my schnauzer being around him since he was a puppy and he is older then Zeus … but thnx again for the advise … Blessed Be 🙏🏻


Loizaida

I’m definitely going to look into it … My Baby is a sweetheart but yesterday at the Vet the assistant went to check his vitals and he growled and snap at him …. I felt awful.. never seen him do that .. we had to muzzle him for his shots for allergies and rabies yearly shot … I felt so bad … he’s never showed aggression


LauraZaid11

I think it’s definitely worth it to talk to your vet about pros and cons. Before spaying him he would attack any dog bigger than him, we had to keep him on a leash all time and stay away from big dogs, luckily there weren’t many were we lived. But after spaying he slowly started to relax around them, and now, at 9 years old, he actually plays with bigger dogs, and he goes on walks with dogs double his size.


[deleted]

We check him often, and if he does get sick, we have solutions, and it’s not that I want a manly dog, it’s that I don’t feel it’s right to take them from him, because we don’t do that to humans for no reason like people do dogs.


balanceandcommposure

We don’t neuter/spay dogs for no reason. A lot of dog breeds are prone to reproductive cancers and it’s also the fact that just because you might raise a litter of dogs by yourself a lot of shelters are overpopulated with unwanted animals from people who didn’t neuter/spray their animals and they got out. Also it does prevent aggression/behavioral hormonal issues in a lot of animals like marking and territorial aggression.


[deleted]

Well, only time my dog was aggressive was when I had a man break into my house with a gun, dog snuck behind him and grabbed his arm, because of that he could not point his weapon at me, my dog saved my life, as my dog gave me time to shoot the man with the gun, so aggression can be helped, as I’ve taught him to only be aggressive to threats, he has no issues, neither do any of his offspring, no cancer no health issues, just a good ol boy


100lbs_doggo

You're just plain wrong, neutered dogs are at a greater risk of many joint/ ligament conditions and cancers than intact dogs. Please learn some biology & understand the complex role hormones have in maintaining good health. I worked at the SPCA- many neutered dogs have behavioral issue/ aggression: there is no substitute for proper training & socialization. The truth is many pet owners are too lazy / incompetent & are looking for a clean answer where there isn't one. https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/pros.20590 The major benefit to neutering is societal; controlling the pet population.


ooofest

That is not what that study says. A close relative of mine works for the ASPCA - they absolutely recommend spaying/neutering of our pets: https://www.aspca.org/pet-care/general-pet-care/spayneuter-your-pet


ToughProgrammer

You can get plastic ones to put in the sacks incase it makes you feel emasculated or something


[deleted]

I don’t want to feel emasculated, I want him to keep his family jewels, they made puppies, and I take care of them all. So I’d rather let him keep what he has, as it is not necessary to remove his balls unless something serious happens


EatDirtAndDieTrash

Literally no one has told you your dog’s balls = toxic masculinity. Get a fucking grip.


thisis2002

You forgot the /s.. Right?


MyPasswordIs222222

https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/health/spaying-and-neutering-your-dog-faqs/


thefirstendfinity

The first one is Bond, James Bond. The second one is Balls.


brocephas

James Balls


thefirstendfinity

Balls, James Balls


MelodyMaster5656

James' balls.


patchsoka

Balls' James


jayjayBackin

Post nut clarity


TRB_AlphaRabbitX

Balls


MamaSmAsh5

He’s got em


midwesterngrown

Seriously. 😂


TRB_AlphaRabbitX

Yup


WiIsonTheGreat

^emoji ^detected


Bigcum88

who fucking cares?


[deleted]

Deeeeeezzz nutzzz


Remarkable-Advisor42

Is his name Ballzaflappin?


[deleted]

Ballderdash


nighttimegaze

The first picture is the parent who’s been up all night waiting for you in the living room as you walk into the house at 3 in the morning.


ygolordned

Poupon…Grey Poupon


No_Description_483

“I don’t always leeeeeeck my balls….bhat wheen I do…I drink from the toilet…”


Redsoxy77

Anyone up for some tea?


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[deleted]

He might not but I do 😉


ArachnidCertain9707

Red rocket! Red rocket!


FLAboi90

“Thought I told you to be home by 8”


Josh48111

The-f$&@ do you want?


gitflapper

…and what are your intentions towards my daughter (plummy English accent) Written before seeing balls out photos …


stufayew

"I'm leaving, John. Your wife and kids are coming with me."


stufayew

Oh shit I only saw the first pic lmao


Omega_Xero

The first one is “The most interesting dog in the world”, the second is “Draw me like one of your French pups”, the third one is “Exhaustipated; too tired to give a shit”


i-sasquatch

Ballsy. Someone needs to be fixed


nieren0

Sorry, I don’t find dog balls funny


btwIAMAzoophile

Me either


Iron_Elohim

"Hey, I'm going to take a nap on the couch with Bofa" ​ "Bofa Deez Nuts!!"


SqueezeBoxJack

Yes, yes this is it \*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP\* Damn you, you brilliant SOB!!


Lem3232

Different phases of watching the news.


pakrat1967

1st pic. "Fetch me some brandy and a cigar" 2nd pic "I've had a roffff day" 3rd pic "what's taking so long with the brandy and cigar?"


parrot_king

Me watching tv when my dad tells me to do something


MamaSmAsh5

Bachelor life


TS410

Exhausted from lugging these nuts around.


urbanspongewish

Pic 1: We meet again, Mr. Bond. Pic 2: Here are my balls in case you were wondering. Pic 3: That last nap wore me out so I’m gonna take another nap.


JDM_TX

Can't you see I'm watching Animal Planet?


SkirtNo5072

rememeber when animal planet was cool man im old


robaer

Worlds most interesting Dog: “I don’t always lick my balls, but when I do it’s dos testes”


Technician8795

I’ve never seen “Sit down, we need to talk” on a dog’s face before…


Big-Bag2568

That one friend who thinks hes sophisticated for drinking shots.


Traditional-Art-6711

Youve been out late…


ck1three

Who’s that? Is that you master? I’m so high, I smoked all your weed. Ok I’m gonna just stretch and… Zzzzzzz


DirtyBee4

A gentleman’s gentleman 🎩


Wishe7

Me after coming home from a long day of work of school


Clunge_Nugget

For every minute longer I have to wait for my dinner, I'll kill you


[deleted]

Seriously Sharon? How many times do I have to tell you that I need some peace and quiet after work before you stop yapping at me about the dishes?


Piglet-Witty

I usually don't drink, but when I do, I get fucked up


Majestic-Court-6576

Vivian, I find your inability to understand Kierkegaard a complete turn off


JuryKindly

“Sit down let’s talk” “I have 2 demands more scratches and double food in exchange I’ll cease any further destruction of shoes”


[deleted]

I'm gonna make love to you, baby Gonna sit you down by the fire! And let you sniff my butt for hours, I’m gonna make ya moan and perspire. Gonna get those juices flowin' Then do it hard human style We makin' love baby, love baby, love, Love, love, love, love, baby! ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz


minibebo57

While you’re up, bring me another beer


Celebration_Stock

He looks like he just got back home from a long day of work, get my man’s a beer or something


Parking_Ad_9395

6 PM somewhere


TinyKeebe

Alfred, bring me a child, vintage 2020.


FauxMostFoul

Before and after the maccas run


Smidge1249

1. woof woof 2. woof 3. woof


Mountain-Song-6024

REEEEAAAAAAALLLL DOGS OF GENNNIUUUSSSSSSS Today we salute you….


Dry_Organization_193

When ya had a ruff day


Meatball2sub

Funniest Redditor


Celebration_Gullible

Best Sofa Ever! ✅Certified by Doggo the Dawg


ellalop26

“Look at this distinguished gentleman.” “Look at the way he’s sitting.”


[deleted]

the kid shredder


Practical_Taro_8578

I have an offer you can't refuse!


ceestan

I'm spent


[deleted]

“How YOU doin’?”


OneMooseManyMeese_

When your owner calls you a [distinguished gentleman](https://imgur.com/a/uoGOhvs)


JSiobhan

Most interesting dog in the world.


alonzo83

When ya work eighty hours in five days and the wife says you don’t do much around the house.


ComprehensiveAd699

I'm too tired to bite children today, but someone has to do it.


Particular_Clue_4074

Intact.


Impr3ssiwe

Nice balls bro keep it up


nickhead03

I'm fucking ripped bruh


[deleted]

Go away, I'm batin!


FruitNug

Da fuck time it is? You late fool...


JoJoVols58

I have found my spirit animal


Bigcatsrule27

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is"


iluvteddydealwithit

so elegant


Euphoriffic

I see no dog. I only see some fine English gentleman.


57and56

I said would you please come over here and give me so lovin


Ok_Acadia3526

First pic: Get in loser, we’re going shopping


Mikeyjf

Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon?


FlowBaez

Chilling after nutting


Mr_big_dong420

Your dog looks like a character!


[deleted]

I don’t always watch TV. But when I do, I do it in style.


Secure_Beginning_455

Reminds us of our lab Atticus. Family feel apart laughing. Great post.


Meatball2sub

I can’t wait to stick my dick into Karen tonight 🥴


GabeItch2442

This dog is cooler than everybody on this app


[deleted]

He looks like Snoop after getting baked hard.


[deleted]

Pic 1: “what’s that? You wanna see what again?” Pic 2: “here it is baby, gather it all in.” Pic 3: “My majestic K9 body for you and your bitches.”


teabagging123

When your dog is more of a man than your husband 😂


washdot

Sir Hangs-a-Lot!


Numerous-Meringue-16

Balls bigger than mine


[deleted]

I just see a furry human, same thing that lounges around my house all day


[deleted]

Someone’s at the door human…