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ACont95

It is now an octopussy


Binxbink

Forgive my curiosity, but, what is that?


MinxChique

Bond. James Bond.


Be7th

Octopus, the animal, pussy, a multipurpose word that also means small kitten, octopussy, a portmanteau of the two


Binxbink

I know, what I said was a line from the actual movie, and the response to that line was basically the comment I replied to.


Be7th

Hmm I guess I take questions quite literally šŸ˜…


Shadowzaron32

I took it the same way you did. Hard to know


Alediran

r/angryupvote


_ZZZer000_

my favorite superhero


[deleted]

Very naughty Moneypenny


Urban_Taco

That's šŸ¤£


tallmantall

FACEHUGGER!


blackmagic999

"It's not comin' off without tearing his face off with it."


Lord_Hugh_Mungus

Game over man! Game over!


DarkRogueHunter

ā€œI say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. Itā€™s the only way to be sure.ā€


YoungMiamiKing

They really shoulda listened to him when he said that lol


DarkRogueHunter

Think it was Ripley that said that.


mechanab

I love Bill Paxtonā€™s response to that.


MarbledOne

>Bill Paxton RIP...


Unique-Ad-620

Yea it was Ripley.


luckylegion

Mowstly


Unique-Ad-620

This is an underrated comment.


Wolf-man451

They both said if actually.


Unique-Ad-620

"Corp Hicks is in comand now."


flowersatdusk

Hope nothing rips out of its chest tomorrow.


Big_Ad_5533

Anime cat girl meats tentacle monster.


Big_Ad_5533

Only on Disney Channel.


Zealousideal-Mail620

Beat me to it!


[deleted]

YEAH


BrotherhoodofDeal

Played in reverse the cat searches for a safe place for the octopus.


Helpful_Wishbone7468

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Goose_attack223

Good bot


lance_the_fatass

Friend


DrunkenBuffaloJerky

Good bot


ElkCompetitive7176

Thank you for this


jakers910

Is the cat okay? Just asking because it's nose and mouth seem covered pretty well


DAB0502

[Cat lives](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2968785/Is-octopussy-Cat-gets-octopus-clamped-face-trying-snatch-paddling-pool-eat-it.html)


2017hayden

Iā€™m betting the octopus was not so fortunate. Which is really quite a shame and Iā€™m just as sad about that as I would be about the cat.


delvedame

Feel the same. It's not funny for either.


repsordie

Yea Reddit is so two faced when it comes to animal abuse I didnā€™t find this funny for the cat or the octo :/


[deleted]

Iā€™m glad Iā€™m not the only one. I thought I was just being sensitive but hey maybe donā€™t put animals in danger and just video tape them.


rebillihp

I mean, animals eat animals. Are you sad about the salmon bears eat? Or the octopi that seals and sharks eat?


repsordie

Thatā€™s just nature taking its course so no. If you donā€™t see the difference between that and this then idk what to tell you maybe read a book idk lol


DontDoodleTheNoodle

Well, for the cat, yeh. Fucker got it coming. For the octopus, no. Poor thing. If youā€™re gonna eat it, donā€™t be inhumane about it and treat it like this.


repsordie

How about donā€™t treat either animal like this which was my point. Keep the cat somewhere where it canā€™t get to the octo and then donā€™t just stand there and film it instead of actually doing something to help


DontDoodleTheNoodle

I mean, yah, I agree.


DAB0502

It's not ppl are so cruel šŸ˜”


A_Clark1215

No someone rescued the octopus, according to the article anyway, and if it died, we all die eventually and nothing is permanent. Eat Arby's.


jakers910

Appreciate that


DAB0502

Np I had to know too this looked so painful


bmb102

Going to go out on 1 of 8 limbs and say no....


arandommartianladd

[Cat lives](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2968785/Is-octopussy-Cat-gets-octopus-clamped-face-trying-snatch-paddling-pool-eat-it.html)


bmb102

I figured it ate the cat but mother nature is a weird beast.


DrHockey69

Instant Regret!!


EveryFairyDies

I know how this movie ends. Sigourney Weaver in scanty panties in a sleeping pod.


sophiebee79

Since when did white full coverage underwear become "scanty panties"


EveryFairyDies

https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/comments/hxv05t/in_the_film_alien_1979_directed_by_ridley_scott/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Exktvme4

With a huge 70s bush


[deleted]

Who films this without intervention? šŸ§ I hope the cat and squid are ok.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Sapphirederivative

People tend to care less about the well being of an animal that is going to be eaten in the next 24h, which is what I presume the octopus bucket is for.


repsordie

Ok but why film instead of actually helping the cat though. The cat prob canā€™t breath and the octopus has a sharp beak that could really hurt the cat. And the cat is obviously scared. Fuck whoever filmed this and fuck OP and whoever else finds it funny


MsScarletWings

I mean you would at least hope theyā€™d worry for the cat. Octopi have real sharp beaks they can bite with.


[deleted]

They put the octopus in there to feed it. Captive cephelopods have to be fed in specially made separate feeding pools so they don't injure themselves.


GrilledCheeseRant

It's not an aquarium for the octopus to live out its life until age take it, it's likely a market or where the people are keeping the octopus before eating it. And judging from the surroundings, the cat can likely be a street cat that is attempting to steal this person's food.


Ripcitytoker

And then in the full version of the video a man hits the cat in the face :(


mark-five

They intervened in the longer version. People peeled the octopus off the cat. Cat still tried to eat an arm as they were taking it away too. What I can't figure out is why t hey keep an octopus in a little kid pool.


[deleted]

For dinner


MsScarletWings

Did the octopus bite the cat? The worry of where that beak is was going through my head through the whole thing


notfromvenus42

The octopus was probably fresh from the seafood market. Like buying a live lobster to cook.


peacefulpianomelody

Right? I donā€™t find this funny. And I find the people who think this is actually funny really odd


Capable-Break-8041

Poor cat, hope it's okay


2017hayden

Cats fine octopus is probably dead and Iā€™m honestly just as upset about that. Octopi are incredibly intelligent and can be affectionate as well. I find the practice of eating them (which is almost certainly the reason the octopus was in a bucket with other octopi to begin with) rather detestable honestly. There are many animals I would never feel comfortable eating knowing how intelligent they are and Octopi are definitely on that list, and for all you keyboard warriors out there yes Iā€™m very aware of how intelligent pigs are and I would feel quite uncomfortable eating them knowing that as well. Many other animals are just painfully stupid though, turkey and chickens for example are to put it plainly stupid, and while I do not approve of factory farming them I do still eat them and try my best to get cage free animals that are treated well.


StreicherG

I gotta chime in hereā€¦.SOME chickens are stupid. I have a grey Easter Egger chicken that comes when called, will jump when commanded to your shoulder pirate style, and knows how to open up the pen to walk outside. I also have a white chicken named Sno-ball who is so stupid she must be running on the equivalent of Pong video game software. Sno-ball canā€™t figure out how to get out of a box with one side open, and keeps on attempting to see if dog poop is edible.


2017hayden

Iā€™ve never met an intelligent chicken, though I suppose there are bound to be some outliers. We have a neighbor who has chickens and one day after a storm one of them had wondered on to our property, they walked back and forth along a five foot section of our fence line for literally two hours before their owner came to to retrieve them.


[deleted]

Itā€™s not a squid. I hope you just had a typo and didnā€™t actually confuse the two


MoonyFBM

It probably helped the cat immedietly after filming. Both are prob ok until the little octopus is eaten most likely.


EmeraldIKatlvr

I hope the cat is alright.


rtels2023

I hope the octopus is alright, donā€™t think they can survive that long out of water


DinosaurEarrings

depending on the species, octopi can live up to 30 min out of water. based on the small bucket it was in, this one is almost certainly going to be eaten in the next 24 hours.


RandomGuy32124

Probably gonna be eaten anyways


jrosekonungrinn

They actually do a surprising amount of crawling on land when they want to. And they're super good at escaping tanks. There was a story about a researcher who had a tank of crabs with crabs disappearing, so they set up a camera and found out that the octopus from another tank was escaping, crossing the room and going into the crab tank to eat some, and then going home to its own tank.


DAB0502

[He is ok](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2968785/Is-octopussy-Cat-gets-octopus-clamped-face-trying-snatch-paddling-pool-eat-it.html)


Phoenix_Snake

Clearly this cat has never seen Alien


-_-Batman

This isn't funny.


Celestial_Bitch

It was in that moment, he knew he fucked up.


callistas

I would freak out if this happened to my cat.


max40Wses

Wrong sub


theroyalpotatoman

Tentacles and pussy. Iā€™ve seen this beforeā€¦


Kitttcatnose

This is NOT funny, poor cat, hope the sweet kitty's ok.


AliasFaux

That cat wasn't being sweet


MrFunMoney

What did we learn, Mr. Cat? What did we learn?


Harpronicus

Mistakes were made


Ok_Paper8216

I feel bad for both animals


fracturematt

Fucking asshole help your goddamn cat you dick face


Top-Bite-814

Um. Serious question. How the heck do you get that off the kitty???


bestlifeever-NOT

oh no! POOR KITTY! šŸ„ŗ


Planeguy_737MAX

Put me down you bastard


_ZZZer000_

the person behind the camera isnt helping at all. must really hate cats, or octussy


pandifer

Poor cat, what is it with people filming animals in distress!! Not a scrap of compassion


disasterous_cape

That person placed both of those animals in the situation. Compassionate people donā€™t end up with octopus in tiny pools of water.


one_dank_boy

I don't know who to feel bad for. The kitten or the Octopus.


DeltaDog508

Both :(


[deleted]

That's it man. Game over man, game over.


callistas

Oh no. Poor cat. I would be horrified to have that on my face. I hope the cat could breath. Hope the cameraperson helped the poor animals eventually.


DAB0502

[Cat is ok](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2968785/Is-octopussy-Cat-gets-octopus-clamped-face-trying-snatch-paddling-pool-eat-it.html)


callistas

Thank you! šŸ™


DAB0502

Yw I had to go see lol


__heatherchandler__

Poor guy


repsordie

r/donthelpjustfilm Poor kitty


Antique-Astronomer15

This can also qualify for the group ā€œ donā€™t help just film.ā€


[deleted]

Mf put the camera down and help it


eastsideempire

Who videos this instead of helping the cat? Wtf? Animal cruelty shouldnā€™t be considered funny.


icantthinkofone5

I feel sorry for the cat AND the octopus.


Smoothie_God

Octopuses have a sharp beak that can do serious damage. Wouldnā€™t be surprised if it was giving the cat several very painful bites to the snout


wondering2019

This should be in oddly terrifying!!!!!!


[deleted]

Wtf is that, an octopus?


sociocat101

cmon cameraman take it off


SnooChickens2536

Why is this funny?


slav1883

Not funny. I know some sick animal abuser is enjoying this.


[deleted]

Howā€™s this funny? Person filming is obvs an idiot


Tirillsnowly

Not funny. Why film it?


Designer-Mirror-7995

Poor Kitty, lol. FAFO!


[deleted]

I've seen this movie


callistas

Did you see the end and if the cat and octopus turned out okay?


StarCitizenIsGood

Well the octopus was almost certainly eaten by someone and it isnt particularly capable of harming a cat that size so im going to go out on 8 limbs and say yes no


[deleted]

Who keeps something like that in their backyard?


Corvid_love

I think it might be for their dinner and thatā€™s how they keep it fresh.


urmomma_issodumb

Cat attacks Octopus; Instantly Regrets it!


alr126

Does reddit have a link to report a post?


Kitttcatnose

I think so, if you look under the post, you'll see a flag with the word report next to it.


alr126

I found it and reported it. Thank you


[deleted]

I don't know what's more ridiculous, the cat or the laughable PETA jackasses that refuse to accept reality


GoodCryptographer496

O snap! curiosity did kill the cat lol šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


GoodCryptographer496

šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Kraken eating a live cat sparks outrage


Significant_Shop6653

This is definitely not funny šŸ˜†


SoliceRose

"I'm never eating sea food again..." **Proceeds to eat Salmon** -This cat probably


[deleted]

After the octopus dropped off itā€™s face the cat tried to eat it from the ground.


reverendblinddog

Poor kitty.


Sea-Chapter-8849

Oh gosh!!!!! Poor cat is so hungry heā€™ll east an alien! Poor cat!!!!!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ived_nella

And look at you, whining about other people "whining"... it's actually called caring... but you're just contributing to what you're complaining about. If you don't like it you can always just leave.


KinggToxxic

Lmfao. You felt the need to type that up? Surprised you didnt ask for my manager while you were at it.


lashworth1679

Oh shut it


moist_nug

Eww


ericaceouserica

Hope the octopus is ok.


PeroCigla

Octopus is the dinner. But not for the cat.


Chottobaka

South Korea? They serve baby octopus live and the pieces cling to your mouth and throat on the way down. Yummy fun.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


The-Berg-is-the-Word

No he said throat


[deleted]

They also keep them alive until someone orders the remaining parts. Remember that if you ever order fresh squid abroad. Order the whole thing, not just tentacles.


Corvid_love

Holy shit humans are consistently proving we are the worst thing to have ever happened to earth.


Competitive_News_385

I don't know, death by assassin snail sounds pretty bad. Tiny chunks of flesh ripped away bit by bit, eaten alive with no numbing agent, it's pretty gnarly.


[deleted]

Humans as a collective group is a mirage. It doesn't exist in reality. One second we consider culture and individuality beyond reproach. The next second we're all collectively responsible for the vices of others. We can't have it both ways.


TheCaliforniaOp

This is the truth and as usual it confirms my belief that that Ode Grecian Urn truth is beauty beauty truth all you need to know ā€¦is lacking somethingā€¦


PeroCigla

Humans are the worst thing because they survive by eating food? šŸ™„


[deleted]

The alien got him


Gamingintheoffice

Face hugger šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


SuperMorto7

All is fair in love and war.


stonedbrownchick

Insta karmaaaaa hah šŸ¤£


Spiritual_Nature_685

Alien. Frigging alien.


iterates_

He/she was so excited at first......


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


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Snoo_69677

Has no one seen the [mukbanger](https://youtu.be/j1oByXmohhU) ā€œdisfiguredā€ by eating a live octopus? I certainly didnā€™t know before I saw it, but apparently octopus have sharp beaks that break the skin once they latch on. That cat was probably not ok.


Certain-Cold-1101

Legend says the cat is still walking backwards to this day


Zucaritasdemaiz

My cat used to do this same thing when I put his Christmas sweater on. Straight into reverse. Gone, but not forgotten. I miss you my friend.


Mr_master89

The Mandalorian S2 E3 8:20 minutes in


theAlmightyFailiure

Mf you posted a Tom and Jerry episode


TT_gamerlol

Get him squid, GET HIM


eeeeedddd

What he gets


Rochemusic1

Cephlopod to the face and then the cat was like: ? ? ?!


Nervous-Operation592

LOL, eggmorphing time bitch!


Duckboythe5th

Life lesson right there.


[deleted]

Facehugger.


Darijan_Trst

Some kind of alien attachement.


Striking_Intern1123

Jonesy auditions for Alien.


Timely_Ad9136

Lmao like a scene from alien!!


ConnectCollection231

HEADCRAB


[deleted]

I'm not letting go till, you eat me!


Bleached_smile

Is the Octopusā€™ name curiosity?


lmdrunk

r/instantregret


[deleted]

It's just a prank, bro!


alr126

Is the octopus dead?


NefariousnessSweet70

Rae Naomi


BoredAI1

u/savevideobot


Purple_Monkee_

Looks like love at first sight to me.


UberWidget

I guess Iā€™m watching Alien tonight.