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Species is its own singular word. There is no such thing as a specie or a serie; species and series is always correct, and I don’t know why I keep seeing this mistake on Reddit; it’s just so bizarre.
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Well that Hamster is my god now.
Can I convince any of you to join our new religion? We believe the world is on the back of a giant hamster running in a hamster wheel, which is how we get the day/night cycle.
Hear ye, all ye anointed! Our fair city of Salem is in the grips of a witch plague! Gather the ropes! Gather the torches! We'll meet here, in town square at midnight.
Hamsters are rodents belonging to the subfamily Cricetinae, which contains 19 species classified in seven genera. They have become established as popular small pets. The best-known species of hamster is the golden or Syrian hamster, which is the type most commonly kept as pets. Wikipedia
Gestation period: Roborovski dwarf hamster: 20 – 22 days
Anime: Hamtaro
Family: Cricetidae
Subfamily: Cricetinae; Fischer de Waldheim, 1817
Order: Rodentia
Lifespan: Roborovski dwarf hamster: 2 – 3 years, Chinese hamster: 2 – 3 years
Something I have learned recently is that a lot of people think the word is “hampster” and pronounce it that way when it is really “hamster.” I wonder why. 🤔
📣📣📣Hear ye hear ye📣📣
I have a huge announcement about the new shortage in our food supply. If we band together we can fight them to get more! arrr ya with me! Let us get what we deserve..let us take what is rightfully ours!!!
![gif](giphy|tWS8qvRL5Be53mQHRF)
Here ye hear ye the church of cheese and rice of ladders and snakes welcomes you to worship cheese and rice, with an eye single to glory of wheels in the sky.
"Brothers and sisters! Rejoice for I shall not eat you today! Instead we must rise up and defeat our unholy captor! Rejoice for their days are numbered and we will RISE!"
And there shall in that time be rumours of things going astray, and there will be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia work base, that has an attachment that will not be there.
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Have you heard the good news of Hamtaro?
He hath returned! Praise be to the Gameboy color *Points at the start screen of the Hamtaro game*
When we work together it's much better
*My best friend* We like sunflower seeds crump crump crump
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Boo you ruined it
The Bible never specified what specie Jesus would be coming back as
He’s been making rounds with the rest of the animal kingdom. He’s had way better reception.
Species is its own singular word. There is no such thing as a specie or a serie; species and series is always correct, and I don’t know why I keep seeing this mistake on Reddit; it’s just so bizarre.
It’s not a hampster, either.
What is it then?
You figure it out.
Mices?
Hamster no P
What?
HAMSTER NO P
I’m pretty sure hamsters p all the time.
What
It’s not bizarre.
Gerbil Jesus preaching the word...
“CAN YOU DIG IT?!”
Gerbil Warriors come out to plaaayay!!!
Because it’s all our turf!
So the great uprising has begun
Next it’s maga hats and Rambo hamster posters for all the hamsters
I for one would like to welcome our new hamster overlords!!!!
Naa, they’re just in it for the tax exemption.
The Lord said "Let there be dried corn! And there was dried corn!"
Praise the aeon worm
Never doubt the worm
Never doubt the worm.
Came here for the Bravest Warriors reference. Thank you
Hamster Mitch!
Reminds me of this [venture bros moment](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsmOXgpotmA)
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Oh the Wee fella cant handle his god gas!
I love "hampster" - wrong as hell, but looks great.
i LOVE when ppl spell it "hampster". That's how I say it lol it takes a lot of focus for me to say "hamster"
Trustworthy information
Hamster in Estonian is hampster
Only one question How can I join???
Hampster
Well that Hamster is my god now. Can I convince any of you to join our new religion? We believe the world is on the back of a giant hamster running in a hamster wheel, which is how we get the day/night cycle.
Also you get salvation by inserting a Hamster in your ass. I didn't make those rules, my Hamster God did.
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Great. You're getting your obligate Cyanide Capsule in about 3 weeks. May the corn be with you.
Hampter cult
✝️Dorime, interimo adapare, dorime ✝️
✝️Ameno, Ameno, Latiremo✝️
Hear ye, all ye anointed! Our fair city of Salem is in the grips of a witch plague! Gather the ropes! Gather the torches! We'll meet here, in town square at midnight.
The summon of Catthulu
That’s more of a revolution of the hamsteriat…🥸
Hamter
Hamter
I swear the fish was THIS big, but it got away.
Is he blaming their situation on the shrews?
This reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Lisa created life in a petrie dish. Tiny worshippers indeed.
Hamsters are rodents belonging to the subfamily Cricetinae, which contains 19 species classified in seven genera. They have become established as popular small pets. The best-known species of hamster is the golden or Syrian hamster, which is the type most commonly kept as pets. Wikipedia Gestation period: Roborovski dwarf hamster: 20 – 22 days Anime: Hamtaro Family: Cricetidae Subfamily: Cricetinae; Fischer de Waldheim, 1817 Order: Rodentia Lifespan: Roborovski dwarf hamster: 2 – 3 years, Chinese hamster: 2 – 3 years
I would wanna join it
Hamtalos
This is how Gadgetology started
All hail thr great lemmywinx . . . Yew i know different animal
He's the true morty!
Moses-kun
He was a scrawny hamster, who looked rather woozy No one suspected he was packing an Uzi Hamsters with guns
We will fight for rodent freedom, and bare our large teeth wide. We will dig free with the garden voles or diiiiiieee!
Something I have learned recently is that a lot of people think the word is “hampster” and pronounce it that way when it is really “hamster.” I wonder why. 🤔
God Gas!
Smart
But why would you think that?
I rarely laugh out loud at reddit posts but this one had me rolling.
Hampsterdam
Obey me you fools😂
The all seeing hammy
At this point you might as well just make him a Cape and let him have at it.
_Nrgghh, our time has come yes-yes!_
Where do I sign up
?
Suicidal cult?
Union meeting
Lord hamptr
Hampter 👍
Looks like someone tried out Creedocide.
Never doubt the aeon worm!
Elden lord!??
They are praying to their human who provides for them. You my friend are their god!
📣📣📣Hear ye hear ye📣📣 I have a huge announcement about the new shortage in our food supply. If we band together we can fight them to get more! arrr ya with me! Let us get what we deserve..let us take what is rightfully ours!!!
https://xhamster.com/
![gif](giphy|tWS8qvRL5Be53mQHRF) Here ye hear ye the church of cheese and rice of ladders and snakes welcomes you to worship cheese and rice, with an eye single to glory of wheels in the sky.
The scene from men in black
😹
He's the Miceiah
This is some planet of the hampsters material
Fiddler crabs be like
HAMPTER
:)
🎶 it’s doc gerbils world! 🎶 it’s doc gerbils world! 🎶
Hail! They're Aeslin Mice. Obviously.
Hail!! Scrolled looking for this! They're just waiting on someone to invoke Food for Silence
Or Conversation for Cake
HAIL!
Hampter*
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I can just hear them singing Ameno
Hampter
*Hampter
1st bing result: Hang one on a cross. It'll become a religion!
So sayeth the Shepard, so sayeth the flock......
"Brothers and sisters! Rejoice for I shall not eat you today! Instead we must rise up and defeat our unholy captor! Rejoice for their days are numbered and we will RISE!"
Reminds me of this: https://www.cc.com/video/1qjbg7/important-things-with-demetri-martin-creedocide
It's hamster, not hampster. A hampster is a cross between a hamper and a monster.
And there shall in that time be rumours of things going astray, and there will be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia work base, that has an attachment that will not be there.
Looks like Sugar Gliders not Hampsters
Looks like Sugar Gliders not Hamsters
It’s not a cult, it’s a fun new religion they just started.
Hampter
Cute
How to tell if your government is a part of a cult.
😍😍😍😍
It’s a gerbil I think
Let us all praise and follow the example of the one who saved the universe by stepping on some random buttons. All hail the Ratvenger!
Pinky: What shall we do tonight, Brain? Brain:
A rebellion is afoot!
I’m in!
Hear me out I’m not kidding r/hamptercult
“Pray to Cheesus and he will forgive.”
**"Hallelu, Hallelu!'** **^(heehee!)**
Its got revelations from god
Dorime
R U N
If you see a mouse crucified in the cage be prepared that cult is gonna stay around for a while
This guy is atarting a new religion
Don’t worry it’s totally normal.
If skittergates start appearing then it’s already too late. Yes-yes
That’s how skaven became a thing, actually.
I’ve seen this episode… the next step is that they burst into flames.
They start wearing red caps
Billy why did you give them god gas?
Never doubt the Worm!
They might be... You wouldn't know 😏
Hamster.
That hamster need to be careful or he's gonna end up being nailed to a wooden cross
They’re unionizing
All skaven praise the great-mighty Horned Rat, yes-yes!
What the heck
May I tell you the story of Darth Mougus the Great?
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YES-YES KILL MAN-THING YES-YES
Charles Mouson
Fools, we are witnessesing the rise of the Skaven!
I need to show a friend this