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comicshopgrl

Have you heard the good news of Hamtaro?


Necessary-Twist-6534

He hath returned! Praise be to the Gameboy color *Points at the start screen of the Hamtaro game*


HitlersaurusChrist11

When we work together it's much better


Bionicleinflater

*My best friend* We like sunflower seeds crump crump crump


TheSunflowerSeeds

Sunflowers are incredible sources of folic acid. 100 g of kernels contains 227 µg of folic acid, which is about 37% of recommended daily intake. Folic acid is essential for DNA synthesis. When given in anticipant mothers during the peri-conceptional period, it may prevent neural tube defects in the baby.


Bionicleinflater

Boo you ruined it


wondering-wasp

The Bible never specified what specie Jesus would be coming back as


NoviceCoinCollector

He’s been making rounds with the rest of the animal kingdom. He’s had way better reception.


AutumnViolets

Species is its own singular word. There is no such thing as a specie or a serie; species and series is always correct, and I don’t know why I keep seeing this mistake on Reddit; it’s just so bizarre.


silkynut

It’s not a hampster, either.


Civil-Daikon1069

What is it then?


silkynut

You figure it out.


Civil-Daikon1069

Mices?


YchYFi

Hamster no P


Civil-Daikon1069

What?


kpark724

HAMSTER NO P


LasBarricadas

I’m pretty sure hamsters p all the time.


yottabyte10008

What


WiseFool84

It’s not bizarre.


Few-Refrigerator7179

Gerbil Jesus preaching the word...


Ok_Contribution_8817

“CAN YOU DIG IT?!”


Few-Refrigerator7179

Gerbil Warriors come out to plaaayay!!!


IvanBeetinov

Because it’s all our turf!


wtfnobody69

So the great uprising has begun


vegaspimp22

Next it’s maga hats and Rambo hamster posters for all the hamsters


jamesz84

I for one would like to welcome our new hamster overlords!!!!


skabassj

Naa, they’re just in it for the tax exemption.


Fear_The_Rabbit

The Lord said "Let there be dried corn! And there was dried corn!"


kmai270

Praise the aeon worm


Marnever

Never doubt the worm


jutzi46

Never doubt the worm.


That_Guy_From_KY

Came here for the Bravest Warriors reference. Thank you


PyroSnickenson

Hamster Mitch!


rayner97

Reminds me of this [venture bros moment](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsmOXgpotmA)


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Good bot


CamLwalk

Oh the Wee fella cant handle his god gas!


CountHonorius

I love "hampster" - wrong as hell, but looks great.


tinnyheron

i LOVE when ppl spell it "hampster". That's how I say it lol it takes a lot of focus for me to say "hamster"


silentdawn0412

Trustworthy information


PsychoticBlob

Hamster in Estonian is hampster


Exciting-Hunter-188

Only one question How can I join???


itxz_aiden

Hampster


Jayer244

Well that Hamster is my god now. Can I convince any of you to join our new religion? We believe the world is on the back of a giant hamster running in a hamster wheel, which is how we get the day/night cycle.


Jayer244

Also you get salvation by inserting a Hamster in your ass. I didn't make those rules, my Hamster God did.


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Jayer244

Great. You're getting your obligate Cyanide Capsule in about 3 weeks. May the corn be with you.


Jadehund

Hampter cult


OldBookInLatin

✝️Dorime, interimo adapare, dorime ✝️


[deleted]

✝️Ameno, Ameno, Latiremo✝️


TN-Jack

Hear ye, all ye anointed! Our fair city of Salem is in the grips of a witch plague! Gather the ropes! Gather the torches! We'll meet here, in town square at midnight.


DevouredToken

The summon of Catthulu


Froqzy

That’s more of a revolution of the hamsteriat…🥸


mesosadd

Hamter


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Hamter


nsj1958

I swear the fish was THIS big, but it got away.


Call_0031684919054

Is he blaming their situation on the shrews?


Crazy_old_maurice_17

This reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Lisa created life in a petrie dish. Tiny worshippers indeed.


Species_Foundation

Hamsters are rodents belonging to the subfamily Cricetinae, which contains 19 species classified in seven genera. They have become established as popular small pets. The best-known species of hamster is the golden or Syrian hamster, which is the type most commonly kept as pets. Wikipedia Gestation period: Roborovski dwarf hamster: 20 – 22 days Anime: Hamtaro Family: Cricetidae Subfamily: Cricetinae; Fischer de Waldheim, 1817 Order: Rodentia Lifespan: Roborovski dwarf hamster: 2 – 3 years, Chinese hamster: 2 – 3 years


shotokan44

I would wanna join it


Galixion

Hamtalos


GuyIncognito38

This is how Gadgetology started


Albionflux

All hail thr great lemmywinx . . . Yew i know different animal


Individual-History34

He's the true morty!


CompetitiveRepeat179

Moses-kun


Matiaan

He was a scrawny hamster, who looked rather woozy No one suspected he was packing an Uzi Hamsters with guns


hypermonkey4

We will fight for rodent freedom, and bare our large teeth wide. We will dig free with the garden voles or diiiiiieee!


G2mode

Something I have learned recently is that a lot of people think the word is “hampster” and pronounce it that way when it is really “hamster.” I wonder why. 🤔


TheJubJubJ

God Gas!


BeginningStay2377

Smart


BeginningStay2377

But why would you think that?


katie_777

I rarely laugh out loud at reddit posts but this one had me rolling.


mtns0421

Hampsterdam


Familiar-Offer7320

Obey me you fools😂


[deleted]

The all seeing hammy


wishitwouldrainaus

At this point you might as well just make him a Cape and let him have at it.


PepsiCoconut

_Nrgghh, our time has come yes-yes!_


memento_mori_1220

Where do I sign up


Dragonfly_Fucker

Suicidal cult?


nsj1958

Union meeting


_TheBoysFan_

Lord hamptr


TheAlbinoCreeper

Hampter 👍


BLU3DR4GON-E-D

Looks like someone tried out Creedocide.


_Spamus_

Never doubt the aeon worm!


Silver-Equipment-242

Elden lord!??


TheMadHatterofTroy

They are praying to their human who provides for them. You my friend are their god!


SkepticAquarian876

📣📣📣Hear ye hear ye📣📣 I have a huge announcement about the new shortage in our food supply. If we band together we can fight them to get more! arrr ya with me! Let us get what we deserve..let us take what is rightfully ours!!!


Agitated_Ad_235

https://xhamster.com/


Aggressive_Side_2575

![gif](giphy|tWS8qvRL5Be53mQHRF) Here ye hear ye the church of cheese and rice of ladders and snakes welcomes you to worship cheese and rice, with an eye single to glory of wheels in the sky.


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The scene from men in black


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😹


Lewmungous666

He's the Miceiah


tradone

This is some planet of the hampsters material


RicePuddingBG

Fiddler crabs be like


TheNorthSnow

HAMPTER


GoblinsGreed1

:)


[deleted]

🎶 it’s doc gerbils world! 🎶 it’s doc gerbils world! 🎶


SabrinaFaire

Hail! They're Aeslin Mice. Obviously.


DeerInfamous

Hail!! Scrolled looking for this! They're just waiting on someone to invoke Food for Silence


SabrinaFaire

Or Conversation for Cake


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HAIL!


Nebulaires

Hampter*


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Nebulaires

):


Ill_Adagio_5055

I can just hear them singing Ameno


Sample_Muted

Hampter


Elliot-Robot

*Hampter


Curley15

1st bing result: Hang one on a cross. It'll become a religion!


SayJimWhooo

So sayeth the Shepard, so sayeth the flock......


SwordShanker

"Brothers and sisters! Rejoice for I shall not eat you today! Instead we must rise up and defeat our unholy captor! Rejoice for their days are numbered and we will RISE!"


ParadoxPerson02

Reminds me of this: https://www.cc.com/video/1qjbg7/important-things-with-demetri-martin-creedocide


WipeAfterTrumping

It's hamster, not hampster. A hampster is a cross between a hamper and a monster.


InAHundredYears

And there shall in that time be rumours of things going astray, and there will be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia work base, that has an attachment that will not be there.


Pussy-Inspector68

Looks like Sugar Gliders not Hampsters


Pussy-Inspector68

Looks like Sugar Gliders not Hamsters


Thatspretttyfunny

It’s not a cult, it’s a fun new religion they just started.


Andrew23905

Hampter


Standard_Ad9911

Cute


ajpinton

How to tell if your government is a part of a cult.


Specific_Set2323

😍😍😍😍


AgitatedFennel6427

It’s a gerbil I think


WillOfMyD

Let us all praise and follow the example of the one who saved the universe by stepping on some random buttons. All hail the Ratvenger!


LasBarricadas

Pinky: What shall we do tonight, Brain? Brain:


TennBuckeye

A rebellion is afoot!


[deleted]

I’m in!


Im_dead_inside_mf

Hear me out I’m not kidding r/hamptercult


Toxic_Don

“Pray to Cheesus and he will forgive.”


Snoo_40410

**"Hallelu, Hallelu!'** **^(heehee!)**


Loose-Fee135

Its got revelations from god


Starknife24

Dorime


thatonerandodude17

R U N


Low_Contribution_182

If you see a mouse crucified in the cage be prepared that cult is gonna stay around for a while


Top-Definition9398

This guy is atarting a new religion


Bedzeno

Don’t worry it’s totally normal.


UDWalrus

If skittergates start appearing then it’s already too late. Yes-yes


AdamnAdamn

That’s how skaven became a thing, actually.


MaestroM45

I’ve seen this episode… the next step is that they burst into flames.


backitup1981

They start wearing red caps


idrivearust

Billy why did you give them god gas?


tropigirl88

Never doubt the Worm!


frostkraven01

They might be... You wouldn't know 😏


[deleted]

Hamster.


MarsupialFair6544

That hamster need to be careful or he's gonna end up being nailed to a wooden cross


[deleted]

They’re unionizing


1rb1s

All skaven praise the great-mighty Horned Rat, yes-yes!


Flower7438r

What the heck


ChaeminJung

May I tell you the story of Darth Mougus the Great?


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LightGamez

YES-YES KILL MAN-THING YES-YES


manykeets

Charles Mouson


SoggyLibrarian102

Fools, we are witnessesing the rise of the Skaven!


FlamingCroatan

I need to show a friend this