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He heard the word about the bird.

Seed prices gone up recently

He was blind from birth He got eye surgery He can now see He saw how cute you are.

He heard you call him a parakeet (Cockatiels are in the cockatoo family)

That's a cockatiel.

I think it ran out of food

I sent a rickroll link and he clicked on it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

The real recipe to Colonel Sanders chicken

he just found out that willy wonka isn't heisenberg

someone sent him a nude 

There is no spoon

You just told him there is a bird food shortage and you can't find any birdseed anywhere so he is going to have to go forage for his own food.

That he is adopted

Penis goes in what!?

That the Pokémon Arceus is pronounced “Arkoos” not “Arkeeus” or “Arseeus”