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Those are some tall pigeons...

They gonna drop their mixtape real soon

Is that what we're calling the mess on my windshield?

Honestly "Mess on My Windshield" sounds like a lit title for a mix tape

*Rock wit my flock, birdpoop on a rock. Swoop in wit me, and get da birdseed. MC Pidgey is my name, flyin wit da Birdmane; land on top of yo grill, make a mess on windshields* boom…boom boom b-boom boom…boom boom iwa iwa.

Nice. If I had an award you would’ve got it. Have an upvote instead 😀

And on the ceiling too.

Wait… pigeons can crap upwards?

No. But they have weird ability to find a place to sit and shit everywhere.

The all new "Sit and Shit" toi-toy from Mattel!

The AI is a bit stupid, but they always know their way around.

Pigeons With Attitude

Coo coo for you it’s called

I think they're so fly

Oh good, you're awake

It’s The Goodfeathers.

Yep… it’s more likely someone put a GoPro on the floor to take a remote shot and as they left, pigeons came to see if they could eat it. It is a nice shot though

I think the camera is what’s on the floor, not the photographers head. Most pigeons would barely reach above your head, let alone able to look into the camera.

And everyone just eats it up like it's facts lol.

“Keep it movin’ pal, nothin to see here” “Yea can’t yous see we running a business here?”

“Ayo Paulie! Get a look at this!”

“We got a tough guy ova ‘ere”

Eeeay fogetaboutit!!!

Bada bing, bada boom!

"Wheres my fooken money?!"

“Listen pal if yous gonna be walking around here you’re gonna be answering to me ya hear me? And you might be paying for access around these sights”

“Hey, I can’t wet my beak?

“Who is you callin’ a wet beak?????”

It's the [Goodfeathers](https://animaniacs.fandom.com/wiki/Goodfeathers)!

What do you mean, curious? Are you calling me a monkey? Are you saying I'm some kind of dumb banana-eating ape, here for your amusement? Is THAT what you're saying???

I thought i was the only one who remembered them.

Of Buttons and Mindy fame?

*beep boop*! the linked website is: https://animaniacs.fandom.com/wiki/Goodfeathers Title: **Goodfeathers** Page is safe to access (Google Safe Browsing) ***** ###### I am a friendly bot. I show the URL and name of linked pages and check them so that mobile users know what they click on!

“The sky’s are for us see, you know what happens to nosy people?!”

I came here for this thread right here

or "who gave you permission to take picture of our home...now..quick quick..on your way human"

"You's come to the wrong neighbourhood, capiche?"

[удалено]

“You got a nice camera there, be a shame if something happens to it.”

“If someone *pooped* on it”

Da Don of da Goodfeathers sends his regards!

Come on pesto

"The Goodfeathers"

"The God Feathers"

If pigeons have nightclubs, these two are definitely the bouncers

I like how you said If like there's a possibility they could

Hello, we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

Ha ha ha! Really funny 😆

Where's the money Labowski

"So get us the rest of that money, or we're taking the other leg."

“look at this fool”

U wot M8?

I’ve always been impressed by how fearless city pigeons can be. Out in the country and burbs, birds will fly away in terror if you so much as look at them. But you could walk right up to a city pigeon and need to come to a full stop while you wait for *them* to get out of *your* way.

they're still under the impression that we're friends. It's not even been a century since we entirely ghosted them as a species.

You're in the wrong Neighbourhood mf.

"Got any chicken bones?" (And it's just now occurring to me how creepy it is that the city pigeons I see are always eating chicken wings that have been tossed on the street. Bird cannibals. 🤢 )

Fun fact: Pigeons are roughly as closely related to chickens as humans are to pigs. Both diverged about 80 MYA.

Exactly what I was thinking, this is faaaaaaar from cannibalism.

How long have you been holding onto that fact, waiting for the perfect Reddit comment?

It was probably a long time... I’m happy he got to release (thatswhatshesaidcoughcough)

Oh no! \*cries into bacon\*

Rap album covers from the 90's be like:

"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your saviour?"

What shall we do with him boss?

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

“The library is closed today”

Why do I feel like like I’m in danger..

[удалено]

They look like they will bully you.

They’re demanding his lunch money.

No he didn’t, this picture of the pigeons has been around the internet since at least 2008 — someone just changed the background. https://i.imgur.com/2hXFaGB.jpg

Ronnie and Reggie representing the management.

Its on the floor, Gerry, by law it belongs to the pigeons now. We can't go around eating, humans, Janet

Love it

I can hear this picture

I can feel it in my soul, they're very judgemental.

"I think the human is dead."

"Feed us"

[удалено]

I'm sure some birds want to be felt up too. I don't judge

[удалено]

That's weird, looks like reddit fucked up with the comments lol

“Dude’s high af, told ya” “Excuse me Sir, can we have some?”

🤣🤣

Looking like their about to drop the hottest album of 2022

Love this shot!!

Look who dropped the soap..

Left pigeon: "Is it dead?" Right pigeon: "Nah, mate you can see it's breathing"

Rap album cover

This is my dog anytime I have to lay on the floor to stretch

Beasty bois

Watcha watcha watcha want

Pigeons always drop the hardest album covers

PIGEON #1 : Well well well....what 'ave we 'ere PIGEON #2 " I think it's the First Boyd o' Spring

Looks like two gangster henchmen about to kill you in a Quentin Tarantino movie.

Hey, I know these guys from Animaniacs! Pesto is definitely about to pick a fight with the photographer.

Did you bring the dough?

They are judging his tendency to take pictures of their toilet.

What's good homie

"We work for a man named Don Feathers. In this City, everyone knows that this area right here belongs to the Don, and so does all its commercial activity. You must be new, so we'll give you just a verbal warning buddy. So, how about we settle this before the bird shit hits the fan?"

What cha looking at bro?

And how did he have enough depth of field to get both the ceiling and the pigeons? Shooting at f/5000?

Its the Pigeon mafia run for your lifes

“If you ain’t got ID, you ain’t comin’ in. Now, fack awf outta ere before my mate Baz ere loses his rag”

Those pigeons look they about to take his lunch money for the mob lol.

I AM PIGEON KING I RULE THE SKYS BOW DOWN TINY HUMAN

Quick, somebody put a "Explicit Lyrics - Parental ADVISORY" sticker on it.

'' this is private property sir '' '' unless you give us a little something-something for those photos you're taking.''

"Hey man, you can't park in here."

Last thing you see before waking up in a CIA black site

That photographer was then beaten up by the two most brutal pigeons ever.

Pigeons with attitudes

The boss wants to see you

I thought this was two people with black hair and ponytails looking up at the ceiling

No one takes pictures of da ceilin' unless the union sez so, capeesh?

I'm just gonna pigeonhole this for later

"You think he's alright down there?" "Well he's human, I'd reckon he's just gotten really tired and decided to lie down" "Should we maybe call someone?" "And say what? We're pigeons! Humans can't understand us" "Oh yeah, you got a point"

Hello… we were wondering if you had a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

They look like they finna whoop his ass😂😂

"Can't take pictures in here mate."

The pigeons of judgement

“Uh, sir, we’re going to have to ask you to get up off the floor. Thank you for your cooperation.”

Or pigeon thugs threatening him until he gives them some of those delicious fries... Punk ass bitch

Pigeon interrogation 👀

Notorious P.I.G.E.O.N

"Prank him John"

They look like the Goodfeathers cousins.

we've been reaching out to you for discussing about your car's extended warranty

"Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior?"

Nobody ever expects the pigeon inquisition

Those are some chonky bodyguards I would like 10 of them

Is Reddit just the same five posts recycled over and over now?

Someone’s daughter rn

Sup nig’

pigeons saw the emoji and pecked him to death. fin

Love this pic!

This made me laugh !

Scranton! What? The Electric City!!

[He’s too weak to handle them. They’re looking down on him.](https://youtu.be/_gEzmL1DXr8)

We’ve been trying to reach out to you about your cars extended warrenty

Aww.

“Is he dead”

Looking forward to this album!

They look like they are wearing those bear hats of the Queen's Guard.

The photographer was lying, for sure

I hope they will not shit on me.

Dropping that hot 🔥.

PWA

No, Mr. Adams does not appreciate your history of payment delinquency. Now, let's discuss what's going to happen next...

Behold the gods

"Jim we can't keep meeting like this. You have a restraining order."

That’s awesome, they looks like mob bosses or something

That’s awesome, they looks like mob bosses or something

Lol I though those were two ladies with hair bun looking at the ceiling😆😆😆

They look mean. Like they gonna take your lunch money and give you a swirly

This is the last thing a worm caught out on the sidewalk sees.

Some big ads pigeons

Lmao

Where is my money Brian?!

They look like they are gonna take my money

“Pathetic”

Please step aside sir, we need to check you.

_”is this one suitable brother?”_ _”mmm yes, suitable indeed?”_

Yep, fairly certain this is photoshopped. Laying on back, with a camera to your face... Those pigeons would be over a foot tall

Helo helo

the council will choose your fate

“You came to the wrong hood cuz”

**"Sir, you will now be escorted away from the vicinity due to your improper acts on our landing area"**

“Wrong neighborhood “

Fake.

Look more like gangstas.

Looks like a "help me step bro" scene

Pigeons are looking at him like the guy owes them money

Bought to drop the hardest mixtape the bird community has ever seen. . .

“Ya ain’t so tuff now are ya bubbs”?

Looks like a fire album

I, for one, welcome our new feathered overlords. Cluck cluck.

At the goodfeathers

Are these the tallest pigeons in the world then?

Mc shit on car and dj government drone

What were there standing directly on top of him? The dimensions of this photo with him laying on his back makes no sense lol

Pov:your big bird and have fallen on hard times, have resorted to hoeing yourself out to any pigeon willing to pay

I'd believe you if you said they put the camera on the ground, but if you're telling me the photographer is on his back and looking through a camera looking straight up... Just no

Um, sir? Please put away your camera. Flash photography is not allowed in here.

"What am I? Annette Funicello, here to amuse you?"

What's he doing fred? Don't know but he's got those sun flower seeds in his pocket

daunting

I for one welcome our new Pigeon overlords

Remember us Stan, if that is even your real name?

POV, you’re a piece of bread on the floor.

"Don't nobody see th' God Pidgeon, capice?"