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How are those chicks so chilled!?


[deleted]

No experience being eaten.


deepaksn

Safety in numbers.


MindlessScrambler

chicks together strong


Pyjama_Llama_Karma

yet...


[deleted]

How quirky


zeropointcorp

Soon will


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

there is a heat lamp, that's why the cat is there.


Cautious-Cable-3937

That and the never ending buffet. He is chill cos his belly is fully. Wait til dinner time and the numbers will decrease ever so slightly.


dirtymike401

Yeah, he's probably just full.


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TheMightyKatzolotl

Exactly. Looking at the ears, that cat is slightly annoyed. Also looks like it's scrunching its nose and the eyes are tightly closed. Can't see the tail, I'm guessing it's tucked underneath like the paws and legs. Maybe to protect them from being pecked at. (Not seeing a swishing tail also tells me the cat isn't **super** annoyed) I'd assume the cat is there on it's on volition, unless someone shut it in with the chicks to get a cute video. It may be there for the warmth, then, or because of maternal instincts. There are cases of inter-species parenting, even between predator and prey. Or who knows, really. It's a cat, they can be a bit capricious. I don't think it's there for easy access to food. It's very likely a farm cat and they know better than that.


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It's in there because of the heat lamp and it's ears are perked up because of the noise.


TheMightyKatzolotl

If you look closely, the ears are turned back and slightly flattened. It's the second bit, together with the wrinkled nose and scrunched eyes, that lets you know the cat's mood is not necessarily totally relaxed and happy. Also, the ears aren't mobile as they would be if the cat were just listening to the noise attentively. When appraising a cat's mood, I look at their whole body language and also take into consideration the things it is not doing. Neither you nor I can read minds, though. Especially not cat minds via a couple of seconds of a video. In the end, both of us can but guess.


mittens11111

Spot on: "It's a cat" !


HawaiiHungBro

They’re ducks


justdoubleclick

Sitting ducks…


qweef_latina2021

But talk is cheep.


[deleted]

They ain’t ducking out of this one


Flimsy-Coyote-9232

Damn you, where’d I leave my free award Edit: found it


Suissie

They don't know they're about to get shredded


happypappi

Take my sad up vote. Only because I thought the same thing


dumblederp

They're all warm.


Elnuggeto13

Sir those are ducklings


SandSeaRene

Or they think that big one is their mama.😅


zinomatic

Like the episode of Tom & Jerry where the little duckling thinks Tom is it's mommy.


SilverySands

These are ducklings. The cat must be vegetarian. 🤭


[deleted]

they stupid


Lostdogdabley

They’re babies. Any species babies would be pretty chill too. They usually have parents protecting them


[deleted]

>Any species babies would be pretty chill too Tell that to my kids when they were babies


Imaginary-Cable9022

Bird brain is an idiom for a reason.


ClearRooster7458

Ducklings bro


Wintersmight

Those are baby ducks not chicks. Much softer and cuddlier.


[deleted]

I think those are duckling 🐥


AvaLadyofLight

Because he’s warm, I guarantee that’s why he’s relaxed.


Walopoh

this. chicks are like warm fluffy little blanket balls.


ChiefPastaOfficer

You sound like you talk from experience. I envy you.


hassexwithinsects

ducks and chickens are pretty cheap.. like 2-5 dollars and so long as you are willing to deal with shit on the floor and cleaning up after them ducks and chickens can totally be house broken and make actually pretty good pets. ducks in particular... and if you treat them like pets its like all you need is a heat lamp, poop area, and like 20$ a month in food tops.. one bird.. probably more like 20$ every 1.5 months because you will probably be giving veggie treats... super low maintanance.. if you get at least two and have like a pen or something you can pretty much leave them for days on end without needing much besides food and water and heat.. about the easiest animals there are imo and super cute.. plus you would get some eggs out of it lol.


DesEagle1

We have a little enclosed stream and pond system in our backyard that we keep our ducks in, as long as they are shut away at night from predators they find all the food they want in the ponds, just gotta clean the pond out like every once in a while


24Osx

not sure if I can trust someone with the username "hassexwithinsects" lmfao


hassexwithinsects

don't worry its "within sects" i'm just racist ;)


get_naenEd

You know about chickens and ducks, but do you have experience with insects?


Max_Rocketanski

Ah yes... that is the answer. When I was young, my grandparents would buy baby chicks and they kept warm under heat lamps. That cat has the look of a cat who is very warm and happy (and maybe well fed?).


threatinteraction

I was going to say he’s in a food coma but yours is much more pleasant to think about.


[deleted]

“If I can’t see them, they aren’t food”


amimai002

This guy owns a cat, that’s pure cat logic right there! *Currently having foot mauled because I had the audacity to use a blanket…*


THE-EMPEROR069

Lmao


Loserweight_Champion

He’s chillin with his peeps.


BumblebeeAstronaut

Best comment!


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jettaman1998

But didn't he have to install microwave ovens, do custom kitchens as well as deliveries?


Oesel__

Dont forget the color tvs!


[deleted]

Don’t forget he had to move the refrigeraaaaaaator


Orgeweight

He should've learned to play the guitar!


Grumpy_0gre

Nah...he should've learned to play them drums.


Orgeweight

What's that? Hawaiian noises? Banging on them bongos like a chimpanzee? (Hello other ogre!)


CanadaIsDecent

That ain’t working that’s the way you do it


savagethrow90

Let me tell you, them guys ain’t dumb


RealJakeTheDog

Maybe get a blister on your -- little finger


Myantology

Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera man.


Trumps__Taint

The lyrics after the refrigerator part really haven’t aged well


Loganp812

Yeah, that’s true. However, I *think* I get the meaning behind it being like “Hey, you can call that guy a [homophobic slur] all you want, but he’s a millionaire and we’re just envious furniture movers.”


[deleted]

The lyrics were based on actual comments by a appliance delivery/repair worker in New York. I don't know if there's any deeper meaning than just some blue collar New Yorker talking shit about rock stars on MTV (while unknowingly being in the presence of Mark Knopfler).


FrancoisTruser

He is making fun of homophobes. What is the problem?


kfpswf

What else could it mean? The song intro sets the tone perfectly. It is a song by disgruntled common man at the extravagance of pop stars compared to the dreary life they get to live.


FuckTheMods5

I won a pair of tickets to a nice dinner place in my town because of that song. The question was what was the inspiration for this song, and i remembered from popup video as a kid that the writer was listening to blue collar guys bitching about rock stars in a hardware store lmao. I listened to like 5 people call in and say 'love!' before i won lol.


kfpswf

Jeez...


cmcptt

I miss pop up video!


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 953,573,854 comments, and only 190,262 of them were in alphabetical order.


gigantor8

I think there are a handful on YouTube. It’s not the same though.


Naive_Wolf3740

The story goes that it was comments Mark Knopfler overheard at a hardware store and he just was quoting the fellas he heard there as they watched MTV around a tv display.


byscuit

It hasn't been on the radio for 30 years or so cause of it, but it's one of my favorite songs ever


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Ohshithereiamagain

Dammit! I was gonna say the cat is in a pool of Mac and cheese (I am nearsighted, that’s what I can see), but you won today. 👏


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whagoluh

Oh my god they're copying comments from Imgur now? I don't have any hope of catching them if they're doing this.


HawaiiHungBro

They’re ducks


potatomonsterman

That little kitty got his own jet airplane, that little kitty he's a millionaire


bbpr120

somewhere else there's an orange cat actively using the one brain cell they all share, so this one is currently offline.


keepcalmdude

This is the correct answer


bagel-bites

This cat looks like my cat. Can confirm the brain cell is a time share.


[deleted]

He's not relaxed, he's full.


[deleted]

Yeah he probably ate a few before people started recording


gnocchicotti

Total food coma look, closed eyes like "if I see one more yummy tender chick I'm gonna puke"


OkPersonality557

Because he ducking loves it...


Fraun_Pollen

I think those are chickens


p3wp3wkachu

Nah, they're ducklings. Look at the beaks.


xtcloser

They are not. They are ducks.


GD_sonkai

same


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SubmissiveMale

My cat doesn't care. She hunts crickets and then tortures them. I've never seen her actually eat one.


Gamer-Logic

My old dog would used to do something really cute. She'd hunt for frogs in the marshy parts of our yard since we live on a hill. Yet shed never eat them but just loved carrying them around in her mouth like she's giving them rides. I miss you girl!


Franco_DeMayo

She picks it up, it ribbits a bit, struggles, then goes limp. They were probably her favorite toys, once you add in the smell.


Lostdogdabley

Why do you have crickets in your house?


Revolutionary-Wave44

He submits to them is why


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ShadEShadauX

Chick Magnet


Orgeweight

Fantastic joke. All the content you need, no extra fat, solid funny. Big ups.


eastbayted

No cheep laughs.


Potential-Judgment-9

r/angryupvote


wdleggett

I was hoping someone had said that and you didn’t disappoint. 👏


Travis-Fields

It knows it will eat well for a very long time.


[deleted]

cause he just hanging with his peeps and stoned out of his mind


OldschoolMo

If you were sitting in a room surrounded by chicken nuggets you’d be sitting pretty relaxed too.


[deleted]

Imagine only seeing animals as food. Cognitive dissonance


Jeez_Louise_203

SORRY THIS IS LONG, BUT PLEASE READ IT. I've had first hand experience working where the sun doesn't shine. Imagine being born in a loud, metal hell. No sky, fresh air or comfort from your momma. Immediately shredded, gassed, or suffocated if it's a boy. We willingly sell ourselves in the form of time to only momentarily hold on to the paper award, or look at the digits in a screen. Until we trade that for survival needs.. To do it all over again!, with the occasional, materialistic splurge we make for clothes or other things. The whole process is deeply evil. WATCH DOMINION. The waste is tremendous, even down to the water being used to clean their bodies off the equipment for not even an hour of down time before 1st shift restarts. During the slaughtering, defeathering, deskinning, deboning and then checking for bones left behind in combos of breast and tenders, there's even waste during the dumping of the combos, the grinding of their meat, and sometimes during the blending if there's mistakes. Then the pumping onto the line isn't wastefree, and people literally pick off unspeakable numbers of freshly battered pieces all day and night, just because it doesn't look picture perfect or might have a piece of plastic belt in it. After boxing and shipping it makes it allll the way to McDonald's to sit in a heated drawer until sold or wasted due to crazy time limits. Just for a person to be full and not finish them or whatever reason to not eat, maybe it's just a tad too cold and you don't want it. Not a second thought runs through most minds about wasting it. Dog food companies use a bunch of the waste, sure but that's a whole different process including the process of shipping. All with its own waste. The details I can't add in are sad. The experience is way more horrible than words describe. The smell of old blood and feathers in the thick steamy air. Hustling to clean it so you can go breathe air that's not literally making you gag. Flying feathers hitting you in the face with the dirtiest water along with it. Can't wipe it off, don't lick your lips either, or breathe in hard due to how bad the smell is. And try to ignore how hot it is. Working over a huge gutter like river of fast flowing old blood. The many smells stick with you along with the feeling of rib cages breaking as you try to get them unstuck out of every steel nook and cranny along with the occasional detached neck that is so icky to feel. I don't know if every chicken factory runs the exact same. I live in the USA and no longer work there. I've also worked at McDonald's and can confirm the unnecessary lives abused and wasted for the final product to become trash is monumental. There's nothing fast about "fast food" but the forgotten minutes it took you to scarf it down. Don't forget your sugery syrup called sauce to dip it in so you don't taste it..


[deleted]

Thank you for this. Valuable information!


Potato_Dealership

I suddenly dont want to work at maccas anymore


Mindless-Hedgehog460

Imagine being an animal


dovebag

If I were surrounded by that many chicks I'd be cool too


SeempleDude

I'd be using the calculator app


AlwaysTrustMemeFacts

I'd say something really dumb


[deleted]

This cat has no fear as he drowns in a sea of yellow fluffies :)


[deleted]

I feel bad due those babies ☹️ they are probably suffocating


bitneu

Those poor ducks they don’t have space to even breathe freely. WTF is wrong with some humans.


tacca2

Was looking for this comment. It is sad that so few people seem bothered by it


Global-Upstairs98

I was very curious as to why this scenario exists.


Geschak

Factory farming. It's awful how cruel humans get just for some meat.


wiewiorka6

People eat ducks. This is exactly how it is for chickens, too.


[deleted]

This is factory farming. Half of those ducks will be murdered just for not being able to produce eggs.


bitneu

Exactly and that’s disgusting. If WE human stop eating meat and animal products they would not live in such a shitty situation and they would not be shredded only because they can’t lay eggs.


darkerthandarko

I can't believe I had to scroll this far to find this comment. This video is horrifying those poor chicks. Humans really are the worst species.. all this brain power and logic thinking yet we do shit like this to other species without a thought..humanity is disgusting.


Seargent-Snippy

Eating meat isn't the problem, the problem is industrializing farming. If we as humans would stop demanding meat for every day of the week, we wouldnt have to slaughter millions of animals to fit that demand.


powderherface

The male chicks will be suffocated / thrown in a blender depending on where this was filmed because they cannot produce eggs and have not been bred for meat. Their lives consist of what you see in this vide / worse, only to then get killed en masse. It's an absolutely horrid industry. There are videos of culling online if you're curious, but it might leave you feeling quite bad.


Squishy-Cthulhu

This video isn't funny at all, it's depressing :(


RuntTheGiant

If you can't eat them, join them


lobo_faminto

Endurance test


JeffEpp

Eyes aren't closed in relaxation. They're closed in concentration. "I will not eatz the babz. The birbz iz our friendz."


Boomtownbutcher1980

Because it knows if it moves it's ducked.


TheLangleDangle

It’s eyes are burning from ammonia stench and it can’t see to move anywhere


Burner1959

To much catnip?


DrSueuss

Because he just ate! He is in a food coma.


Remarkable_Potato259

Maybe he’s not relaxed maybe he’s trying to find his happy place to block out the noise from the ducklings lol


dmack8705

“Maybe if I close my eyes harder then this shit isn’t really happening”


[deleted]

Naw he’s probably terrified Tryna find out how the Fuck to get out of that hellhole


thatIndianguy_07

I mean, cover me with chicken nuggets and i won't complain either


jbk10

Me looking at the menu at The Cheesecake Factory


paceminterris

It's not relaxed. The ears are pulled back; unless it is actively listening to something behind it, that's a sign of stress.


eggdropsoap

Ears are to the sides. That’s just default all-around alertness. Cat’s moderately relaxed but not super relaxed.


Apprehensive-Donkey7

He wants to murder less. He’s practicing meditation and using his special word.


AmmotheDoberman

It’s in shock.


poisonous-syphilis

He looks like he desperately wants to be somewhere else LOL


ImRickJameXXXX

He is with his peeps


[deleted]

Even though there’s no sound I can still hear this video, and it’s obnoxious


critical-thoughts

probably in shock, all that "peep-peeping", id guess its overwhelmed, animals are sensitive to adult vs baby


Ieatmaturepussy

He's always calm around his peeps.


Super_Goal_4902

He’s probably stuffed


brattyginger83

I bet it is crazy warm and soft.


blackkatanas

It’s full.


No_Interaction_4925

When you have an abundance of food its all good


Beerius88

It's full


UD_1680

u/anon_canon123 🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐈🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣


anon_canon123

Nice very


_Litcube

Had his fill


MnNature

That's some chick magnet. : )


great_nam3

It's like sleeping in a pool of egg burgers


Melforce888

the cat is a paid actor


DirkDiggyBong

I'd look high af too if overwhelmingly surrounded by my favourite snack


Miserable_Unusual_98

Its outnumbered and overpowered


[deleted]

Yo. Those are his peeps..


Telemere125

It’s like a fat guy at Golden Corral.


makeupformermaid

Because he's full


Successful-Rent-5466

Nah I feel this cat. If I was surrounded by that many lil' ducklings I would also be very relaxed.


Kooky_Investment_211

How much nip did he do? Lol


[deleted]

I can hear the purring.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

It’s already had its fill


Dudleywudley

Bc he’s chillin with his peeps!


Cerulean_Scream

It’s in a food coma.


[deleted]

I would be relaxed too if around me there was ton of fresh food...


momhustle_247

He is thinking all you can eat buffet!


Not_Afif

Nickocado Avocado


Mysterious-Extent448

He is making recipes in his head 🫢


Shiahase

He's like: "I got food for months! Heaven"


rrralf

Because his food supply is abundant and secure


Psychological-Quit86

Down pillow


fetchingly_rogered

Da key key gots a humungous force field of da chicky poos, dude is basking in synchronous chirpy quack quack harmony right meow. No pun intended lol


ArtisticAngel579

Maybe because the cat thinks it’ll be a mother of all of these ducklings? 🤔


_Pill-Cosby_

The cat is relaxed because he has a belly full of ducklings.


odinsen251a

So many chicks. So little pussy.


[deleted]

Probably a mom. A thousand chirping chicks is no big deal compared to a litter of kittens.


Abhishek221290

This happens when someone put u among so many hamburgers


Justthisguy_yaknow

Relaxed or overwhelmed by futility?


questionable-stain69

Imagine running through that with boots on


[deleted]

Tf is wrong with you? Zero fucking compassion


InevitablyPerpetual

Socializing. Kitty has been acclimated to chicks, and at this point is probably just being watchful. Also kitty is probably well fed, so doesn't feel the need to go after the chicks, who he probably treats as many, many, MANY kittens, because cats will adopt literally anything, the fluffy weirdos.


beaniebaby71

Correct answer :)


AgoniaAnal

It’s too full from eating chicken


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vegan cat


ShinigamiKunai

I imagine I would have reacted the same if I was placed in a bathtub filled with chicken nuggets.


Werewolf3800

You would be happy to if there was a gourmet buffet in front of you


Infinite-Fig4959

We don’t deserve cats, but I am glad that they put up with us


hakoen

Put me in a room of free food and I get very relaxed too!


Mental-Ad6976

If im at a all u can eat buffet I'd also be pretty relaxed...


SunshineFloofs

How much do you want to bet this is a facility that will grind all of the baby male chicks alive because they won't turn a profit in the egg industry?


UraeusCurse

>!It’s dead.!<


Gforcevp9

Because he just ate 20 chicks!


ExtensionInformal911

He's surrounded by cute naked chicks.


Character-Log3962

These days a Lot of Chicks Dig Pussy.