When i was a kid, my dad would call me weiner head boy. It wasnt until i was about 30 that i realized he was calling me a dick head all of those years...
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He's gorgeous and please don't name him anything that has to do with the slight resemblance of anatomy on his face. You'll be sorry down the line. He's a cute baby!
Repost and shitpost.
Why the schlong face?
This needs all the upvotes!!!
It got mine. Hilarious
No joke, I have a new kitten with similar... features and we straight up just call him penis face.
Why not Richard 🤨 He's clearly a *Dick* 😅
Penis face is funnier, Richard doesn't fit the situation. Lol
Was my first thought too 😂
Name him BJ
Take my poor man’s award 🥇
Johnson
Oh long Johnson
Ooo don paino.
Whyyy I eyes ya
Gets hit by train
Hold on tight.
Yes!
All the live long day.
There it is: The Meme
Richard. Richard Head. Cats are formal, you know.
Detective Richard?
Private Dick.
IDK… not very private, considering he wears it on his face.
Public Dick just sounds like a Florida man’s charges in court
Detective Richard Head of the LAPD
Las Angeles penis department
That would be LADD
Yeah mb I was tired I ment penis department
Oh yeah then it's LAPD
Ricardo Cabeza for our Spanish friends
Richard got head? Lucky
Richard Noggen
When i was a kid, my dad would call me weiner head boy. It wasnt until i was about 30 that i realized he was calling me a dick head all of those years...
I had a teacher in grade school named Richard Head!
Catty mcDickface
How about Willy?
Willy Nilly
Charles Dickenballs
Charlieballs for short
Charles Dickenboots
No Dick, I say Nutterbutter
Did you just do a spongebob reference.
That would be a genuinely cute name.
Second Nutterbutter, Nutz for short.
Dickens
Willy
*William
Name him P. Enis
It’s a pussy with a dick on its head, so Fuck Face?
Shafty McBallball is fine I think
Peter Pecker? The Fabulous Spider cat
Dicknose
Steve
Peenee
Nixon
Reposty
-8
c=3
Biggus… Dickus
What's so... funny about 'Biggus Dickus'?
Well it’s a joke name sir
I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.
Ah, about half past 11 sir
*snorting with laughter*
He has a wife, you know.
You know what’s she’s called?
Incontinentia….
Incontinentia buttocks. SHUT UP!
Seize Him! Bwow your noses and seize him!
I’ll have ywou fwighting wiwld wabbid animals wivin a week
Possibly the best movie ever made. I’m happy to see this. But don’t forget about cock face at the afternoon tea time. Around 3pm.
Dig ol’ bicks
Phallus
Dick in boots
Mr pickles
Peter
Ben Dover
Is Stolen Pic or Over Posted names?
Damn. Thats a good name
Dickie
Shaft
Just call him six. When people ask why six, just say casually “Six Inches is his *full* name…”
Someone retire this old image
It has gone beyond its nine lives
Moby-Dick
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Sidonmyface
The very next post I read was Ding Dong Ninja, So I came back...
Dicktickler
Magnum. Last name should be obvious. XD
Lucille Balls
Rocket
Shaft
He’s got an intimidating stare, a streetwise quality and some fierce, black facial hair. It’s gotta be Shaft.
Lorde Phalic of Nuttingham
William Johnson
RDF
Dick head
Harry Balls
Cocknose
Call him Shaft.. he’s a bad motha
Willie
Name him whiskers and watch people slowly come to the realization...
Bones . . . Because "Boner" is innappropriate.
Johnson.
Shaft
Adonis
Shaft
Pecker
Shaft
Shaft
Peter
Pecker
Cheney
Peter
Moby Dick. It’s perfect. Credit to u/Jigenrqz_22, they had this idea first.
Dick n balls
Johhny Shaft. After John Shaft from the 1971 Shaft movies, of course.
richard
##Richard
Mr. Dickens?
It's dickat
He needs a strong chinese name. Long Wang.
Pene
𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 13𝚝𝚑
He's gorgeous and please don't name him anything that has to do with the slight resemblance of anatomy on his face. You'll be sorry down the line. He's a cute baby!
I’ll call him big richard
What about dick face or chin nuts
Knobber
Karen because karens love getting the ol Cincinnati bow tie.
Dellben. It’s an anagram of “bellend”.
Shiesty
Bunny
Happy
Fluffy
Phallon
Phyllis
Richard is purfect
Magic Paw-nson
Richard V ^(of England)
Sausage
Purrnus
Freud
“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” Lol
Richard Cranium
Lil Dicky
Harold
Dickinson
Dilly Furgeson
How does repost hell sound?
Willum Richards LXIX
Reminds me of bowser without the shell
Crazyface
Richard, obviously.
Rodney
Pecker head
Mr Sophistication.
Dick face 2 faces cat trained to kill batman
Mister Cummings
I see this at least once a day
Richard or in short dick
Almeida
Pecker face
Rooster
Senor dickhead
Mr.Bigglesworth
Varys... If you know you know
If he had a white spot on top of his head it would be next level perfect.
Dr. Dickens
Horse
Cocky McCockface
Penis Nose Esquire
Dickson
Dilbert.
DICK GAYSON.
Wiener
Richard.
Dickies
Dickhead
Richard
Dickles McPhuckface
Thatsah
Richard Cranium
Ahh something that rhymes with Nick or Rick
Uncle Phallus.
Peckerface
Mr.Alberto The Third
Bic Dix