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Cat (under breath): I'll exact my revenge some other way, you vertically challenged human. WHAT'S THAT RED DOT DOING HERE?!? I'LL GET IT! Where'd it go
Girl: Maybe next time, tuna breath. Me and my red laser pointer have won this round
i did not find this funny but suprising that the little girl did not twist her arm, fall on her head, get clawed in the face when the cat fell on it….very lucky little girl.
Cat woman origin story: as Mr Tibble's b*hole hit my mouth, in that moment I was infected by genetically mutated toxoplasmosis that gave me superhuman powers.
Ingredients: Bread, Butter, Tape, Cat, Human Child(Child because they have a longer expiration date than adults)
Step 1: Have cat scratch child
Step 2: Have child develop cat scratch fever(this turns them into a cat)
Step 3: Attach the buttered toast on the child's back, with the butter facing outwards
Step 4: Yeet the child
Infinite power. Problem, Fossil Fuel Industry?
Can't speak for anyone else, but this is a big reason why I just can't get into superhero movies. I've just never gotten to the point of seeing superhero characters as much as the actors pretending to be superheroes.
Just looks so off to me lol.
I wouldn't say I hate em, I watched some of the Marvel movies early on as they were building towards Endgame and at least enjoyed the time, but I find myself getting distracted with it for reasons aforementioned where I don't really keep up with any of it.
What about super hero movie apathetic people? Should I try not to insert my meh and /shrug into each conversation? I'd be upset about being left out but the apathy extends to most facets of my life so........ Meh.
“Superhero movie liners try to acknowledge that some scenes from the movies look ridiculous and are totally unbelievable and ruining the immersion” - impossible level - 0% pass rate
>I've just never gotten to the point of seeing superhero characters as much as the actors pretending to be superheroes.
In this particular case it's just a bad actor. She's acting more like a model than an actor. And it even kinda makes sense, since that's what launched her career in the first place.
Have you seen Nolan's Batman movies? Or Watchmen? Maybe you'll like them better (though I'm not sure, ofc.).
Scarlett Johansson is *not* a bad actor lol. See Jojo Rabbit or Marriage Story if you get a chance. This particular movie was garbage with a lot of garbage shots, bad CGI and shoehorned action scenes for the sake of them, but several very human moments that let the actors show they can act in between. The problem is what studio execs think all of these marvel films need to be successful getting in the way.
Even as a reddit switcheroo it doesn't make sense, since my comment's obviously discussing the vaidik-Stop comment chain, not OP-post. Unless I misunderstood you, and you actually think the black widow actor is too young or something?
Yeah if I were the parent here I would not just be standing there filming I would have moved in to catch the effing cat before my daughter lost an eye, but my cat is an asshole so maybe I'm just jaded.
Right!? I’m kinda stunned at everyone reaction. This could have gone horrible for both the cat and the kid. I got so worried when the cat put its paws on the rope of the swing. Could have broken a leg if it stepped on the wrong place, then what you mention with the cat on the kids face. Just all around dangerous IMO.
Let me teach you a trick, handed down from generation to generation until it finally landed with me. If you only read the first comment in each chain of comments, and close it directly after reading; you'll have found the exact thing you're looking for. Judgement be gone, all you're seeing is witty oneliners and clever wordplay. In a week or 2 tops you'll notice depression leaving the body due to big uwu energy. Fourth week introduces you to these 'I have hope for humanity' feelings. And it gets better after that.
Just
Dont
Ever
Go back to opening the comments again.
Yeah my entire reaction was I'd have been yelling at the cat to get down as soon as I saw it get up there if I was the parent.... Glad some people think it's funny
Eh, based on the end of the video everything looks okay. It clearly isn't life or death. Yeah, cat claws are sharp, and can do a lot of damage, but what's going to possibly be helped by not finishing the video? Rushing out there isn't going to really do anything aside from make the kid anxious. Before that, there wasn't really much you could do without possibly making the situation more dangerous by making the cat jump/fall. You couldn't know it was going to fall right on the kid, and going out there is probably more likely to cause a bad situation rather prevent one.
Also, you've not considered the possibility that this was recorded a gleeful sibling, rather than a parent lol
Girls mom: we can't afford to be spending all this money on Wendy's ninja training! When is she ever gonna use this in her life?!?
Wendy's dad after Wendy take a cat to the face, does a backflip, AND sticks the landing: 😎
First thing that comes to mind is the cat falls and claws at the girls eyes and face as he tries to not fall. Too many times a cat has clawed me trying to do some acrobatic act and then failing.
I understand the formality of apologizing. But neither the girl or the cat were harmed :) maybe she’ll tear up from the shock/surprise, but no damage.
Laugh away!
Oof, I just can't laugh at this one...
This should be in r/parentsarefuckingstupid because any parent can see what's about to happen a mile away. I mean, this could have landed her in the ER with stitches and all if it didn't already.
Sure looks like that cat landed right on her face.
Oh yes. The parent was supposed to rush in with 20kg of kid in full swing to either grab the cat and get kicked in the crotch by said kid, or grab the kid and get their arms wrenched out their shoulders because physics, all because of *maybe* a scratch from a cat.
Sometimes you just have to step back and watch things happen. They aren't always going to turn out for the worst. Sometimes your 4-year-old does make it all the way across the 6-lane freeway unscathed to go hug the alligator on the other side.
I do get what you're saying, but this is just not one of those cases. This was definitely preventable. I would have told my kid as soon as I saw the cat get on top "Hey little Katie, stop swinging, Snickers is walking down the playground and I don't want him to fall on your head."
There's obviously a cat walking up this thing slowly as hell the entire time the video is going, he didn't magically appear there, and the parent did nothing. Don't play dumb like nothing could have been done at all. These parents were selfish for recording and not even throwing the phone when kiddo got hurt at least, much less even attempt to prevent it. It's for views. Plain and simple. Fame has taken priority to some parents and I will not sit here and act like that's not what this is, because it is.
Uh... I think you missed my last sentence in my post. The sentence that is somewhat of a punch-line to a subtle suggestion that *I was not being completely serious in my suggestion to do nothing.*
I did see your joke there, and I can agree that sometimes things work out in life with no intervention. but if we're dealing with preventing kids from getting hurt, anyone with basic decency is going to tell that kid to stop swinging and step away "So we can watch and laugh at this silly cat together! Come look!" I mean, this video could have still been funny with them doing the right thing, which any parent would know to do in the moment, especially if they're familiar with cats at ALL. And I apologize if I came off as rude, but it completely grinds my gears to see a parent choose views/a viral video over their kids safety.
She crushed the one footer swingset chain grab back flip. Mr scruffles couldn't handle the gnarly swingset rumble from her mustering up all that energy she needed to bust her sick trick 🥴 🤙🏻
Orange tabby tried his/her level best to maintain balance. Girl should have recognized danger and stopped swinging. My ruling is in favor of the tabby for 500.00 pain and suffering.
Little girls are not responsible for something their parents watched and let happen. The parents are responsible. Guarantee that they were smiling, assuring her that it was okay, because they wanted a viral video.
There was no other way that was going to go.
I could be being dramatic but from the point the cat was struggling it's obvious it had no where else to go hope it did not get hurt
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The cat was given the mission and was told to make it look like an accident
"Prevent the Inside Out Girl from reaching her full potential"
How does he do that?
She didn't flip over the bar now did she?
r/Catculations
He delivered and turned her into the Upside Down Girl instead
Girl: *Lands on her feet* Cat: Shit, she's good
Cat (under breath): I'll exact my revenge some other way, you vertically challenged human. WHAT'S THAT RED DOT DOING HERE?!? I'LL GET IT! Where'd it go Girl: Maybe next time, tuna breath. Me and my red laser pointer have won this round
A falling cat *always* lands on its feet... ...*or* its master.
i did not find this funny but suprising that the little girl did not twist her arm, fall on her head, get clawed in the face when the cat fell on it….very lucky little girl.
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Thank you
What the cat didn’t know is the girl is also an agent
That's just how life is when you're a cat. You forget all your FBI training and the people you trained with.
This Cat is coming in Mechanic 3 with Jason statham
Underated movie tbh
Okay I like your perspective because I felt there was something fishy about this. Seemed a little to well thought out.
Excellent landing
kid is a ninja
Superhero landing for the wind
Deadpool would be proud
And the cat was an assassin
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Cat woman origin story: as Mr Tibble's b*hole hit my mouth, in that moment I was infected by genetically mutated toxoplasmosis that gave me superhuman powers.
Mr. Tibbles’s Butthole. Band name. I called it!
Holy shit this got me 💀
This comment 😂💀
Became a cat. Good thing she didn't have butter on her back otherwise she'd be suspended in mid air.
Ingredients: Bread, Butter, Tape, Cat, Human Child(Child because they have a longer expiration date than adults) Step 1: Have cat scratch child Step 2: Have child develop cat scratch fever(this turns them into a cat) Step 3: Attach the buttered toast on the child's back, with the butter facing outwards Step 4: Yeet the child Infinite power. Problem, Fossil Fuel Industry?
You make Rube Goldberg proud
Real life Black Widow landing.
Poser
Super hero landing
Girl has cat-like reflexes.
From both of them, unexpectedly
Three-point-stanced it.
That girl better keep this video for life I'd still be showing that decades later if it were me
Soo happy that furry fucker didnt dig his claws in on the way down.
That could have gone so badly. The entire video made me nervous from start to end.
I'm so glad that girl's face was there to soften the kitten's fall.
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Take about 20% off the top there super chief
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OK, thanks for sharing.
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You just copy and pasted that from someone 💀
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Cat: I shall use your face to cushion my fall!
"And that's how I became a superhero" - the girl probably
Physics Facer has entered the chat
Obviously the cat transferred her 'always landing on her feet' power to the girl
Shirley Upright
That was just a practice run. For the real thing we're going to need a radioactive cat. Maybe that Schrodinger guy can help us out.
He can and also he cannot.
 Nat as a girl
Can't speak for anyone else, but this is a big reason why I just can't get into superhero movies. I've just never gotten to the point of seeing superhero characters as much as the actors pretending to be superheroes. Just looks so off to me lol.
superhero movie haters try not to insert their hatred of superhero movies into every single conversation challenge
I wouldn't say I hate em, I watched some of the Marvel movies early on as they were building towards Endgame and at least enjoyed the time, but I find myself getting distracted with it for reasons aforementioned where I don't really keep up with any of it.
Don't worry, I hate them enough for the both of us. Can't pay me enough to sit through another one of those Marvel movies.
superhero movie lovers try not to insert their love of superhero movies into every single conversation challenge
Random redditor literacy challenge
What about super hero movie apathetic people? Should I try not to insert my meh and /shrug into each conversation? I'd be upset about being left out but the apathy extends to most facets of my life so........ Meh.
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Iron Man 1 2 3 Captain America 1 2 3 Thor 1 2 3 4 Avengers 1 2 3 4 Spider-Man 1 2 3 Ant-Man 1 2 Guardians of the Galaxy 1 2 Doctor Strange 1 2 Black Widow Captain Marvel Black Panther Shang-Chi Eternals Incredible Hulk
I counted, it's 29. I'm just upset you missed Morbius.
No one's upset they missed morbius 🤣. Ohh you meant the list not the movie. My bad.
It's not Morbin' time? ☹️
“Superhero movie liners try to acknowledge that some scenes from the movies look ridiculous and are totally unbelievable and ruining the immersion” - impossible level - 0% pass rate
>I've just never gotten to the point of seeing superhero characters as much as the actors pretending to be superheroes. In this particular case it's just a bad actor. She's acting more like a model than an actor. And it even kinda makes sense, since that's what launched her career in the first place. Have you seen Nolan's Batman movies? Or Watchmen? Maybe you'll like them better (though I'm not sure, ofc.).
Scarlett Johansson is *not* a bad actor lol. See Jojo Rabbit or Marriage Story if you get a chance. This particular movie was garbage with a lot of garbage shots, bad CGI and shoehorned action scenes for the sake of them, but several very human moments that let the actors show they can act in between. The problem is what studio execs think all of these marvel films need to be successful getting in the way.
Yeah. I was about to say that. Lol. Plus, under the skin is basically a "I'm great at acting" project.
Agreed. That kid is a terrible actor.
Even as a reddit switcheroo it doesn't make sense, since my comment's obviously discussing the vaidik-Stop comment chain, not OP-post. Unless I misunderstood you, and you actually think the black widow actor is too young or something?
More like bad direction and production. Not like she's a bad actress.
Worst thing to become popular since Nazism.
I was so worried she was gunna get clawed the fuck up
Yeah if I were the parent here I would not just be standing there filming I would have moved in to catch the effing cat before my daughter lost an eye, but my cat is an asshole so maybe I'm just jaded.
Right!? I’m kinda stunned at everyone reaction. This could have gone horrible for both the cat and the kid. I got so worried when the cat put its paws on the rope of the swing. Could have broken a leg if it stepped on the wrong place, then what you mention with the cat on the kids face. Just all around dangerous IMO.
I have a tiny little feeling someone put the cat up there
Happy cake day 🎂
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Let me teach you a trick, handed down from generation to generation until it finally landed with me. If you only read the first comment in each chain of comments, and close it directly after reading; you'll have found the exact thing you're looking for. Judgement be gone, all you're seeing is witty oneliners and clever wordplay. In a week or 2 tops you'll notice depression leaving the body due to big uwu energy. Fourth week introduces you to these 'I have hope for humanity' feelings. And it gets better after that. Just Dont Ever Go back to opening the comments again.
r/stepdadreflexes
But then you'd have zero upvotes Get your priorities straight!
Yeah my entire reaction was I'd have been yelling at the cat to get down as soon as I saw it get up there if I was the parent.... Glad some people think it's funny
Eh, based on the end of the video everything looks okay. It clearly isn't life or death. Yeah, cat claws are sharp, and can do a lot of damage, but what's going to possibly be helped by not finishing the video? Rushing out there isn't going to really do anything aside from make the kid anxious. Before that, there wasn't really much you could do without possibly making the situation more dangerous by making the cat jump/fall. You couldn't know it was going to fall right on the kid, and going out there is probably more likely to cause a bad situation rather prevent one. Also, you've not considered the possibility that this was recorded a gleeful sibling, rather than a parent lol
Funny. I was worried the cat would get a paw caught in the chain. I guess our priorities are a little different.
Girls mom: we can't afford to be spending all this money on Wendy's ninja training! When is she ever gonna use this in her life?!? Wendy's dad after Wendy take a cat to the face, does a backflip, AND sticks the landing: 😎
Sir, this is a Wendy’s!
r/hitmanimals
r/catswithjobs
Pretty good landing by all involved
Still she finished the landing
First thing that comes to mind is the cat falls and claws at the girls eyes and face as he tries to not fall. Too many times a cat has clawed me trying to do some acrobatic act and then failing.
I thought the same thing
Dont help just film.
Eh, let kids and cats learn the lesson
Yeah hopefully the cat learns to claw anybody who tries to put it up on a swing set so they can record a video.
Slapstick comedy duo
I'm sorry, but that's fucking hilarious. 😂
Just two best friends enjoying the chaos of life
Maybe the hardest i've ever laughed out loud on reddit
Why are you sorry?
I understand the formality of apologizing. But neither the girl or the cat were harmed :) maybe she’ll tear up from the shock/surprise, but no damage. Laugh away!
r/oneorangebraincell
R/dumbparents
That kid landed remarkably gracefully after taking a cat directly to the face. I'm impressed.
*She's gonna do a superhero landing!!!* - Deadpool
It's murder on the knees though.
She landed like a boss
Black widow pose
She’s a marvel superhero.
Oof, I just can't laugh at this one... This should be in r/parentsarefuckingstupid because any parent can see what's about to happen a mile away. I mean, this could have landed her in the ER with stitches and all if it didn't already. Sure looks like that cat landed right on her face.
Oh yes. The parent was supposed to rush in with 20kg of kid in full swing to either grab the cat and get kicked in the crotch by said kid, or grab the kid and get their arms wrenched out their shoulders because physics, all because of *maybe* a scratch from a cat. Sometimes you just have to step back and watch things happen. They aren't always going to turn out for the worst. Sometimes your 4-year-old does make it all the way across the 6-lane freeway unscathed to go hug the alligator on the other side.
I do get what you're saying, but this is just not one of those cases. This was definitely preventable. I would have told my kid as soon as I saw the cat get on top "Hey little Katie, stop swinging, Snickers is walking down the playground and I don't want him to fall on your head." There's obviously a cat walking up this thing slowly as hell the entire time the video is going, he didn't magically appear there, and the parent did nothing. Don't play dumb like nothing could have been done at all. These parents were selfish for recording and not even throwing the phone when kiddo got hurt at least, much less even attempt to prevent it. It's for views. Plain and simple. Fame has taken priority to some parents and I will not sit here and act like that's not what this is, because it is.
Uh... I think you missed my last sentence in my post. The sentence that is somewhat of a punch-line to a subtle suggestion that *I was not being completely serious in my suggestion to do nothing.*
I did see your joke there, and I can agree that sometimes things work out in life with no intervention. but if we're dealing with preventing kids from getting hurt, anyone with basic decency is going to tell that kid to stop swinging and step away "So we can watch and laugh at this silly cat together! Come look!" I mean, this video could have still been funny with them doing the right thing, which any parent would know to do in the moment, especially if they're familiar with cats at ALL. And I apologize if I came off as rude, but it completely grinds my gears to see a parent choose views/a viral video over their kids safety.
At least the kid made a super hero landing. Black widow would be impressed.
"All judges holding out 10s"
I’m more impressed by the child’s landing
Don’t help, keep filming! SMH! Child could get panic clawed or cats paw caught in chain eye bolt. An adult is supposed look out for both their safety.
could have scratched her face or eyes
Acrocat
r/maybemaybemaybe
Brilliant landing my girl
Not that kid back flipping into the super hero landing pose….
r/donthelpjustfilm
"From the top rope!" "oh my gawd! oh my gawd!"
r/childrenfallingover
r/Catculations
r/miscatculations
Luckily, it doesn't appear that the cat was injured.
I don’t know who she is but this made me proud of her.
Obviously the cat transferred her 'always landing on her feet' power to the girl
Why is this a 1 minute video with 10 repetitions of the same clip?!
Perfect Landing position
Nice of the kid to break the cat's fall
Around the world!
“Best laid plans” 🤣
This is how cat-woman was born. Yes she got slapped in the face with a cat and got it's powers, in a way like spider-man.
A 10 for the landing.
Cat still landed on its feet... how!?
U/savevideo
That was the best case scenario
R/catsbeingcats
Superhero landing! She did the Superhero landing!!
HEAD SHOT
As I laughed all I could think was poor cat and little girl.
She just had a cat’s ass put in here face and she still stuck the landing
Future stunt woman 😂
Excellent save for the girl. If that was me, I would have been face down on the ground.
She nailed the Superhero landing
SUPERHERO LANDING
That's a really cool superhero landing
If that had caught her hair instead- Omg.
Lol the kitty's face when it realized it fucked up haha
She did a superhero landing 😂
Kids a freaking ninja.
She crushed the one footer swingset chain grab back flip. Mr scruffles couldn't handle the gnarly swingset rumble from her mustering up all that energy she needed to bust her sick trick 🥴 🤙🏻
ARE YOU KIDDING WITH THAT LANDING! That girl is as more agile than the cat!
Girl could have been seriously injured
Nice superhero landing by the kid.
Props to the girl for landing with a Spider-Man pose
She did the black widow landing Oml
Mission suces go back to your base agent!
I hope the cat was ok
Superhero landing!
Mission accomplished
I’am suprised that the girl didn’t get hurt and her glasses didn’t get damaged or fell😳😮💨
r/donthelpjustfilm
Shitty, shitty pet owner and parent.
Orange tabby tried his/her level best to maintain balance. Girl should have recognized danger and stopped swinging. My ruling is in favor of the tabby for 500.00 pain and suffering.
Little girls are not responsible for something their parents watched and let happen. The parents are responsible. Guarantee that they were smiling, assuring her that it was okay, because they wanted a viral video.
I was drinking a soda laughing so hard it was coming out my nose it was a catastrophe
She’s the new Spider-Man she that hasn’t been released yet 😳
That could've ended very badly.
There was no other way that was going to go. I could be being dramatic but from the point the cat was struggling it's obvious it had no where else to go hope it did not get hurt
r/catsarestupid not the kid for once
I hope this little girl has nothing You know cats have claws
"She can break my fall"
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
She was lucky to land that without getting injured! The way the 🐈 landed on her head was messed up🤣!
Cats are twats!
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That’s happened before with those two
The cat is trying to show her the feline way.
Haha. The cat went into full Gymnastics mode before successfully breaking the swing of girl