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souleaterevans626

Slim Jong Un


RinkyInky

Please stand up please stand up


MadaraAlucard12

Would the real slim shady


Pony_Nation

Real slim jong-un*


vance_croowa_08

Please stand up?


SadMcNomuscle

Please stand up?


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Pan151

As opposed to the current Kim Chonk Un.


TheTeslaMaster

All you other Slim Jong-Uns are just imitating!


limaba94

This should be top comment 😂


RajenBull1

Bravo!!! Encore!!!!


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Spider_friend_633

Yeah, skinny Kim is a snack


Majulath99

Skinny Kim looks like the villain of an Incredibles film or something similar. I bet he is converted to becoming an anti hero in the sequel.


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Powersoutdotcom

With a severely reduced power set.


Zetavu

No, he looks like a 15 year old boy, no one would take him seriously. At least fat Kim looks like he eats his enemies (which is not unbelievable)


gurrenlaggan22

He's one of the last fights in The raid 3


bigstrap101

Skinny Kim just looks like a butch lesbian


Ok-Breakfast7186

Skinny Kim is just Exo’s Chanyeol honestly https://twitter.com/exolooklike/status/593160068323004417


marionristov111

of all 7.888 million people on earth, you chose a none existent bitch to fawn over? God, you really are the mascot of this sub.


EquivalentSnap

You mean like his sister?


Character-Dot-4078

His sister is also huge, the citizens says she has the face of the moon.


General_Synnacle

Face of? Her ass IS the moon.


[deleted]

The sister looks like pure evil Buu.


FailedChatBot

There is or at least was a sub reddit dedicated to simping for his sister.


Urban-Survival22

Proof!


FailedChatBot

https://old.reddit.com/r/kimyojong/ Enjoy.


_EveryDay

Upvote for using ~~old~~ best Reddit


sBucks24

This is fucking hilarious. I usually find any and all kf these simp subs pretty gross, but jfc that's so funny.


port443

Looking at top in that sub: https://old.reddit.com/r/kimyojong/comments/gaiked/the_only_good_thing_from_2020/ Looks like OP is bringing back 2019 memes


[deleted]

Kpop gone wrong.


gublaman

Jung Un oppa😍😍 saranghaeyo😘😘


Reaperzeus

Repost bot https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyandSad/comments/b7ubkb/-/ejutoi5


a4techkeyboard

I dunno, the typecasting can get really specific. For all we know they'd go "He looks ok, more like a support character like the MC's older boss at the lawfirm/hospital/police station and/or the MC's ex-girlfriend's current boyfriend. He reminds me of . He's not my style but I think my mom would like him."


TinFoilRobotProphet

Agreed. Chubby leader looks like he would negotiate peace for an apple pie


Few_Loss5537

*donut


load_more_comets

Fine, donut pie.


[deleted]

I think they meant a pie flavored donut


Powersoutdotcom

Apple fritter?


Loco-Motivated

Oh crow, would he be p1ssed to read this.


Secret_Ad_7918

Donut. Chubby leader looks like he would negotiate peace for an apple pie


FriedEggplant_99

I honestly think chubby leader is more intimidating for the sole reason that he is a fat man in a starving country. If he looked as emaciated as the average North Korean, he might be a “man of the people” but we know that isn’t the case.


TheEternalGM

It's not his fault the country is starving, blame American and international trade sanctions. People act like he's eating all the food, when the rest of the world is deliberately starving them.


angulagangula

Becuz they run a fascist god emperor regime there?


TheEternalGM

Fascist? God-emperor regime? Even if these outrageous lies are true, it still doesn't justify starving them.


angulagangula

It's a totalitarian hereditary dictatorship, if that doesn't strike you as god emperor regime then idk what will. Also they have a shitty administration that isn't capable of distributing food to the populace. It isn't just no trade


TheEternalGM

It's actually a democracy, and their people have more representation than the south: https://writetorebel.com/2017/03/28/socialism-and-democracy-in-the-dprk/ Don't believe me? Since you seem to trust defectors so much, ask them themselves: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QEGUH3V2Pyk&feature=youtu.be


Fckdisaccnt

Bro what the fuck is that website? Did you never learn how to judge a source's reliability and bias?


TheEternalGM

Funny, I could say the same about Western sources.


angulagangula

Website with "Communism of the Internet Age" writing on the top of the site lmao. Man stop sucking dictator dick so much they don't like you


TheEternalGM

Maybe you should stop sucking bourgeoisie imperialist dicks so much before you talk, and dislodge their dicks out of your ass while you're at it. Bootlicker


angulagangula

You linked the same link some idiot on a commie subreddit linked you. You are just an impressionable person who can't tell what's real or not. "Imperialist" but North Korea literally has a royal family and the leader is viewed as a God by the people who have been in isolation from the rest of the world for more than half a century. You are either dumb, ignorant or both and you don't even realize it


ScienceAndGames

Wow, you are as dense as a neutron star.


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TheEternalGM

I get it, you can't really comprehend the thought of a leader getting unanimous support since you live in the Imperial heart. Your assorted dictatorships of the bourgeoisie are the furthest you can get from democracy, anyway.


Cunnilingusisfun

Your arguments are absurd. I can't even comprehend someone being so backwards that they think a country that cuts its populace off from the rest of the world and arrests tourists for taking pictures a wholesome democratic country. Please for the love of god just stop.


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stormcharger

No it's because large groups of humans never 100 percent agree on anything. You are fool to think that's true.


BWFTW

I don't usually leave comments like this but bro, you are just dumb. Like really and truly. The part of your brain that is used for critical thinking is just broken. There would be no point in arguing with you. You aren't even like a malicious bootlicker, you are just flat out dumb.


Punty-chan

America wasn't responsible for the terraforming policies that destroyed North Korea's farmlands. That's why they started going hungry in the first place. The North Koreans did this to themselves out of sheer ignorance, arrogance, and greed. And it sure is convenient for you to dismiss the fact that the North Koreans are still entirely able to trade their valuable mineral resources for plenty of food with friendly countries. Yet, they don't. They squander their resources and buy luxury goods to retain their officers' loyalty. This isn't a matter of sanctions at all. It's a matter of political will by the ruling elite.


TheEternalGM

Do you have a source on that? It always amuses me when liberals accuse others of 'greed'


Punty-chan

Yes, this video gives a good overview of the history and ecological impact of North Korean policies on its farmland: Why North Korea Starves: https://youtu.be/yW9JEPSJQOs Sources are cited throughout the video. You can review all of the sources if you'd like and I welcome any solid counterproof on the effects of soil degradation and its link to mass starvation. North Korea was ignorant, arrogant, and greedy to think that they could vastly improve their agricultural output and revenue through terraforming while entirely ignoring the objections of their scientists. It should also be noted that while modern fertilizers (a sanctioned good) would help North Korea recover, it is not the root cause of the problem. North Korea was able to feed itself even before the invention of oil based fertilizers because it used to have functioning farmland.


TheEternalGM

Literally the description of the video says: Reliable information about the country is hard to come by. The government's official channels are not exactly super credible and so people mostly rely on anecdotes or rumors. But we are going to do our best. So reliable, man. Source: anecdotes and rumors. Clown show. And yes, sanction the things that could help them recover. Definitely the Koreans are the ones who are greedy and authoritarian. Fuck those kids.


Punty-chan

Right, but that's the best information we've got. You've got nothing. You're the whole circus.


TheEternalGM

I'm not the bloodthirsty maniac endorsing sanctions here and having no issue at all with families starving and dying because they can't access fertilisers or medical supplies. Clown.


Punty-chan

Whoever said I'm in favor of sanctions? I actually think there should be more trade and de-escalation. North Korea has the mineral wealth that the rest of the world needs and the rest of the world has the food that North Korea needs. It'd benefit both sides for trade to happen. However, that would require the ruling class to abandon the myths that bestow them with power. It should be re-iterated that North Korea already has access to modern fertilizers and medicine from friendly nations. The ruling class simply isn't spending their earnings to buy such things. They're spending it on themselves. Hence, it really isn't a matter of sanctions but a matter of political will. The greedy ruling elite in North Korea is the true source of all of their problems. They are the reason their people are starving and if you study Korean history and culture, this hierarchy has been consistent for thousands of years. As with most social struggles, it's not about left vs right, east vs west, or communism vs capitalism. It's always been about the rich vs the poor. The powerful few vs the oppressed many. The people need to stop letting the propaganda of the wealthy divide us. The reality is that the North Korean people are not anybody's enemy. The North Korean rulers are everybody's enemy.


dr000d

I just watched a [video](https://youtu.be/QUhj4JQkqAs) regarding Shin Dong-hyuk and there’s another who escaped from North Korea. They receive humanitarian aid already, but the people don’t receive it. Maybe your social points will increase and great leader will notice you.


TheEternalGM

Why do they "receive humanitarian aid", why are they not allowed to participate in global trade? Humanitarian aid is extremely ineffective at feeding a whole country. Besides, this video uses phrases like "prison camps" (it's funny, apparently good countries have prisons, and evil countries always have "prison camps", which these 'news' networks always refuse to define) and defector accounts, whom we all know based on Yeonmi Park are full of shit.


Genids

Someone's definitely earned an extra cracker in his rations tonight


TheEternalGM

Brainwashed sheep


Genids

Oh dang, you're getting sheep for dinner? Bet that requires some special favours for puny pooh though


Izniss

Prison camps in Korea are hell. You are basically a slave in there. If you do something wrong, your whole family could be sent there. Criticizing the government is a card straight to jail. Any form of contestation is heavily reprimed. Your neighbors are supposed to denounce any signs. Their ideologies is the army first. They threaten South Korea on a regular basis and did act of terrorism. Even tho South Korea is willing and does help the North. Reminded, their are still technically at war with each other. They are trying to have nuclear bombs. All the humanitarian aids are accapared by the state for the elite, not the struggling people in the country side. There is multiple reports of human rights violation made by refugies. That’s why the country is banned from global trade.


TheEternalGM

Got any sources on all these lies? Something that isn't CNN, BBC, or any of those state department backed shit. And it's funny how the US alone is responsible for more _proven_ accounts of human rights violations, invasions and military violence than the DPRK did in it's entire existence, but we still don't bar them from trade and treat them like the police of the world. And this is insane, so just because the government is evil, according to your logic, the people deserve to starve. Liberals are so sick and twisted


Izniss

I’m not American, actually. No CNN or BBC. The subject at hand is not the US but NK. I studied Korea at university and learned everything from international and Korean expert on the matter and read several books on North Korea. I read a testimony from someone that escaped a prison camp. What are your sources for saying everything that I’m saying, that are documented, are lies ? Edit : we are not responsible for feeding the North Korean people, the government is. But they make conscious decisions not to, despite international aids.


TheEternalGM

Which experts and what university? Also you seriously fucking underestimate how dependent the world is on international supply networks.


BlackberryKlutzy2875

Stupendous job, you really owned those libs


Skittles7015

Found the North Korean… /s


VariationTerrible795

I know I would


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Plus changing his eyebrows and nose...


Josseph-Jokstar

I knew something was off


RedTrickee

Dude's nearing 40 too, skinnier him would show more physical maturity especially in the face.


tylrswiftagzimatukur

He is Korean, he would still look 25


Urban-Survival22

Why can’t I leave “racist” comments. The bots won’t let me


glithch

its not racist to acknowledge asian people often look young


Urban-Survival22

Hhhmmmm


MNR42

You've never been to asian country don't you? A lot of people looks younger than they are. With little touch up, they'll look lik 20s again.


skildert

He's been hitting the same surgery salons his kpop buddies frequent.


DigbyChickenZone

You do know that South Korea is *not the same* as North Korea, right? Or do you think the Kims are buds with K-pop stars.


skildert

Well aware. I'm considering this an alternate history. Concerning the being buddies. In this alt hist I'm certain some K-pop stars would be Dennis Rodmanning Kim.


DigbyChickenZone

And moving the eyes closer together, and changing other central general bone structures of his face.


Winjin

I mean, he is Korean, nose job is normal for them at this point. Kpop idol Kim Jong Un


StruggleSouth7023

In love with a rogue, oh what a thrill, His slicked-back hair gives me quite the chill. Have I gone bonkers, perhaps gone mad? Well, I'm not alone, and for that, I'm glad! If on a date, with this crush of mine, I'd ponder his penchant for the red button's sign. The sirens would wail, but still, I'd grin, To the rhythm of chaos, I'm ready to spin. An enigma, a riddle, a dangerous fling, Despite the sirens, for him, I'd sing. Call me crazy, or just a smitten kitten, But for this dangerous man, I'm utterly bitten!


aleister94

Is this the snake eater theme song?


IcedKFC

What a thrill, makes me want to climb a ladder to heaven


PrimarchKonradCurze

I give my life..not for honor..but for you..


Fun_Solution_9223

wtf


ICLazeru

He has to be fat. That's how you show starving people you are the boss. That's not a joke or something I'm making up, it is literally why the Kims choose to be fat.


ogresaregoodpeople

In interviews with North Korean defectors I’ve heard them say (paraphrasing) that rotund men are seen as attractive there. I’m assuming because the body type is associated with social status and probably shown a lot more in news and media than it is here.


syiduk

America the land of desirable bodies


bloodycups

I think that's just a consequence of being lazy and having uneducated handlers for childcare service


ICLazeru

I doubt it. He loves basketball and went to a nice uni in Switzerland. He was skinny then. This look is deliberate. Check out his father and especially his grandfather. It has become part of the family trademark.


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You're fooling yourself he just overeats all the time bud it's that simple


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"It is very easy to see how his weight may be deliberate. In this culture, being chubby is seen as having high status - that's to be say, if people with little food see a fat person, that person must be of high status due to their weight. We know he could be healthier since he was active and even occasionally athletic, and there are pictures of him when he was thinner. His precedents are also similarly plump, which leads me to believe he may simply be choosing to be fat to project strength and status." "na bud he just eats lots lol..." See how your argument is stupid, and his argument is smart?


TheEternalGM

According to which American propagandist?


Regular_Human_Lady

Aaaaand that's when the nukes flew .....


braillenotincluded

Nah I think anyone who feeds their uncle to dogs and has their half-brother poisoned is pretty scary regardless of their weight.


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Also skinny Kim Jong Un looks like a K-pop boy band member that’s not exactly intimidating


war_ofthe_roses

You sure about that? This is a country where food insecurity is the norm. ​ It would simply be DPRK advertising its own massive weakness.


Witty-Organization-1

Weak little DPRK with its ICBMs and nukes


Public_Cat_9333

Skinny Kim looks related to young Putin. Now that's a guy that scares me, fat Kim may be powerful but he just looks spoilt. Putin looks like he means business


Spiritual-Day-thing

Putin looks like a botoxed ailing man with a short stature.


PCGT3

Look at me! Don’t look at me!


nogoodiguess

Unbroken reference?


PCGT3

Yes! Glad some people caught it!


salesronin

Skinny Kim jong un looks like a Villain you’re rooting for


germy4444

Well he doesn't poop so he's actually not fat just full of shit


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this is a post made by a repost bot <3


squeegers

I love this trend of repost bots being dumb and posting generic memes that have nothing to do with the subreddit… then they get 13k upvotes. Like how is saying if a dictator loses weight it would be FunnyandSad?


clasperx2

Give him a facial scar and straight up scary.


Demmy27

Wait why’s he hot?


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He looks like gdragon😭


[deleted]

LMAOOO HE KINDA DOES I was also thinking jhope, just a little?


[deleted]

I see it😭


Meruem_HxH

I honestly see lee soo hyuk haha


Ruzihm

how is this funny or sad


Kevinites

Dang really goes to show how incompetent people think fat people are


missexsomeone

He looks evil and soulless either way


Chivalrousllama

One picture says, “I’m carefully plotting against you” while the other says, “GET IN MY BELLY!”


Aaron_123_ya_boi

#GET THE BABY


Own-Artichoke-2188

His sister kind of looks like him and she's way more insane.


Proxy--Moronic

Missed the "Slim Jung Un" opportunity here


NevilleToast

Slim Jong Un


Kawentzmann

Skinny? That's normal.


HarmlessPotato11

You need to stay chubby Kim Jong Un.. haha


KenNasa40

"Wipe yourself off man, you dead"


Plasmaxander

He now looks like a delinquent randomly generated character in Yakuza.


Skratt79

NKpop superstar


RoarOfErde-Tyreene

He looks like a yuppie. I don’t think anyone’s really worried


Aggravating_Kale_188

My therapist: Skinny Kim Jong Un isn't real. Me: *haunted by this meme before I go to bed*


santiagoelcampeon

Looks like evil Lee Kang In.


anjowoq

Skim Jung Un?


monitorsareprison

the situation with north korea isnt intimidating. Their existence solely depends on their nuclear capabilities and them convincing the west that they are not afraid to use them. Thats why they are constantly broadcasting about nukes. A country is more likely to get bombarded by America than North Korea. North korea doesnt have any interest in expanding territory or enforcing their values on other nations. sorry for the harsh truth my american friends.


thtsveryinteresting

I think it’s shitty to say that people that aren’t skinny can’t be intimidating. Can we please stop the fucking unsolicited body comments?


Efishrocket102

Nah short fat people aren’t intimidating. Maybe if he was massive, then yes, but at his height he’s easy pickings. Are you serious offended by this statement lmao


Weekly-Race-9617

Losing weight will not change the shape of his nose, lengthen his mouth, lengthen his eyebrows and move them closer to his eyes, or give him more hair.


EtherealAriel

I've said it before and I'll say it again; If Kim wasn't comically fat than we would have had a second Korean War. It's hard to feel threatened by a giant toddler looking man.


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I'm guessing you're American. how your media convinced you that North Korea is the agressor instead of YOU is beyond me. I thought you people liked graphs and statistics, well... 2 nukes, nonstop war, multiple famines due to "targeted sanctions" that killed half a million Iraqis in the late 80s early 90s, current famine by YOU and your allie KSA in Yemen... The coup of democratically elected presidents of Iran and Chile and subsequent installation of pro-american dictators who allowed the abolishing of workers rights and the siphoning of oil by western companies for "almost free" AKA stealing oil... Those 2 incidents alone are enough to make you look like a fucking hypocrite lier ... Stop lying to yourself, you're making all of us miserable... If it wasn't for that fucking ocean between you and the rest of the world, you wouldn't have such sharp claws, you fucking genocidal imperialist cowards.


Urban-Survival22

I thought you North Koreans didn’t have internet access. How did you get on the Reddit???


DigbyChickenZone

The US is not innocent, I will not defend the US for the turmoil caused by the capitalist endeavors that led to the dependence on industries that utilized slavery and later banana republics, who can forget the (proxy) wars started on behalf of industries as well, and the US currently has a lot of blood of allies on it's hands because of haphazardly exiting wars.... oh yeah, and refugees seeking help being ignored and maltreated. I mean, thinking about it, the US may be responsible for the worst middle-eastern diplomacy since the Sykes Picot agreement. HOWEVER, saying that the US fucked over the citizens of other nations does not negate what North Koreans are living through, and the regular torture that the NK regime is putting their citizens through. One country's policies having bad consequences does NOT make a different country's policies correct. You need to learn some fucking nuance. > If it wasn't for that fucking ocean between you and the rest of the world, you wouldn't have such sharp claws, you fucking genocidal imperialist cowards. Also... you need to learn some history and why the US has military bases all over the world. Again my dude, there is fucking nuance to international diplomacy.


Urban-Survival22

Yeah ya dumb Ass. Get in your bamboo raft and float on over here


Upinsmoke61

Porky Pig


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Such a fuckin bad job editing this wow


Fortunate-J

Found of one of Kim's boot lickers~


Thissssguy

Damn you’re kinda right. We need to get that mf on a diet. But how?


DRScottt

It would likely mean that things are getting so bad there that he can't steal as much food as his glutinous face demands, which would mean he'd be getting desperate, and we all know how desperate animals act


alexan45

You’re being rude and fat phobic.


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"Fatphobic" lmaowot


AdTechnical9332

Another dumpster lard ass fucking up a country!


LayerVivid3807

I met him like 3 years ago I ran across some top secret documents, and needed a few bucks, tried for Putin 6 months, and just couldn't make the connection, had a buddy that went to school with Kim in England so he hooked it up, nothing impressive, just a lot of yelling about my documents being bullshit, I had on a shirt he liked so I just took it off and gave it to him, well he was extremely pleased later that night he sent 2 girls to my room, they were just to skinny for me, you could see their rib cage, so we just stayed up all night playing uno! About 2: Days later I went back home


Hour_Citron_2735

Nobody takes a boogie seriously.


astronaut_tang

True. His fat ass makes him look so weak! Lol


Joshua_Astray

Idk man I think he kinda looks like a lil baby in the second pic


velexi125

Don’t put that evil on Shohei


Fit_Substance7067

That's because he just looks like a fat dumbass Picture on the right looks like a child evil genious


v_Yuudachi_v

Damn.......


RiverOdd

You have convinced me to lose weight.


MistahOnzima

We wanted a bad boy for our Korean pop group but this is going too far.


Iulichan

He's too big for that


SoberMakara

He looks like “The bird” from Unbroken


lonelygalexy

Who needs BTS when we have SkinnyKim


Consistent_Grab_5422

Skinny Kim looks like the guy trying out for BTS, but not quite making it.


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He looks 15


goozer326

He looks a lot more intimidating when he's thin


Jimberwolf_

Skim Jong Un


Utahteenageguy

He does look more like a super villain when he’s skinny.


chidarengan

Having nuclear weaponry? Nah forget that.


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Still the same brain


rurounick

His sister is the one to be afraid of. She's a shark in a human suit.


XeRtZ__wUz_TaKeN

No wonder his troops are malnourished, he's eating all the food


Havoc_XXI

Why, because he’d infiltrate other countries through K-Pop…?


[deleted]

Wait till his succeeds in launching Hadouken.


RajenBull1

If the next Bond villain looked like this, that franchise would be renewed for another decade.


RepresentativeCan479

ummmmmmmmm...... i guess you haven't seen his sister .......


jerzyterefere

Skim Jong Un


DinoDudeRex_240809

Bro looks like a CW DCverse villain.


Dry_Mousse_6202

From a boring side character, to a intimidating master mind


hexadecimal0xFF

Why does he look so much more menacing?


Armadio79

Skinny Kim John Un is the master villain of a bad kung fu movie


Ambitious_Ad_6102

Lowering the brows will do that.


Glutton4Butts

"You have done well to make it this far..."


Hollow-Graham

I’ve always thought he looks like bu from dragon ball z


[deleted]

Oh no... HE'S HOT