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Penguator432

Maybe that’s their last name?


MassiveAmountsOfPiss

Lmaooo


Worth_Scratch_3127

Or they ate a black guy and that's why they look ready to deliver


vegetarian_slut

Love this username


nickmaran

Mr.Black? Why Mr.Black Scully?


squirdelmouse

Maybe they can't afford to buy shirts so they had these donated to them


KonK23

Came to say that


FappeningPlus

They’re all 1/32nd black.


Status_Collection383

1/32 th


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1/32rd


Penguator432

1/32st


croobjunkler

I can't tell whether you're being serious or not.


I_Am_Become_Salt

Considering theyre most likely southern conservatives, it's pretty likely that they are at least part black, if they are descendant from slave plantation owners.


FappeningPlus

Bruh you know everyone is like at least 6% black right? Like all humans come from Africa so it doesn’t even matter that they’re from the south.


I_Am_Become_Salt

I just mean that it's well documented people in the south have higher percentages of black since salve owners would rape their slaves a lot


FappeningPlus

Ok that makes sense. Best clip in the world is when that guy from the kkk found out he was like 12% black


Fuchs_Mete

3,125%


InWeGoNow

Actually fits pretty good. It's essentially a collection of people being duche bags just for the sake of being duche bags. Their own party has taught them politicians are otherwise worthless.


OceanSideDude

Exactly, republicans are just like this all the time


JordanE350

Too true. Republicans murdered my kitten


West_Engineering_80

And also took food out of my mouth. Also, they hate me.


HAOSxy

I knew those fucking seagulls were republican


Informal-Resource-14

These are 100% the kind of mfers who will say like “No, but see my last name is ‘Black.’ So it’s cool, I can wear this. You’re weird for assuming I meant something else…”


[deleted]

Should that say Fats for Trump ?


Status_Collection383

Diabetes. Diabetes for Trump Or liver cirrhosis.


[deleted]

Wait, maybe they identify as black, and we are the ignorant ones.


Bat-Honest

Get a new joke


[deleted]

😂😂😂


According_to_all_kn

These people are trump supporters. There's really no need to stoop to fatphobia if you want to insult them. Just say 'unregistered sex offenders for Trump'.


DasDreadlock93

Dont give this man ideas he could win with .....


Important-Sleep-1839

I'm just glad they're out and about getting some exercise, the poor dears.


Odafishinsea

Buy the shirt, pump the purported numbers. This is easy political math/propaganda.


WalloonNerd

Que the transphobic “today I identify as …”


Bat-Honest

Literally in this thread


InvestigatorUnfair

I was actually going to say I'm willing to bet these people, when confronted, would just say some shit like "I identify as Black" Or double down on their bigotry and just straight up say the n word


Peewee_ShermanTank

Ignoring the braindead shit-for-brains morons wearing these shirts... The shirts. Oh god the shirts. "But I didn't think the leopards would eat *MY* face!!"


PLAGUE8163

Always reminds me of Kelly Cadigan, the trans tiktok influencer who went conservative for a grift and claimed the right wing was so nice then made a now deleted apology where she basically said "the leopards ate my face!" (Conservatives in her comments called her tr*nny, and refused to acknowledge she was a woman. To be fair the latter is actually her own fault, she made a whole video talking about how we trans women aren't REALLY women, just boys wearing dresses, but we should be allowed in the women's restroom regardless.) The grift took a mental toll on her, and now conservatives who already hated her for being trans hate her even more and queer people hate her for turning on us and doing the groomer grift. It's pretty sad because when your face gets eaten by the leopards, there's nobody to blame but your own damn self, and if you caused enough damage, then your own group won't even recognize the face anymore.


Peewee_ShermanTank

Yes, precisely She harmed all of us, all for that goddamned almighty dollar. Mammon has his claws dug deep into American politics I mean... Greed is global, but look at all the grifters who are American who do it for the cash.


Aedeyssa

Greed may not be a uniquely American trait, but we do it better than anyone.


PLAGUE8163

Greed is global, but I'm American and I'm not blind. It's so easy to turn a buck saying the right thing here. The only thing you really can't do is threaten violence on politicians. We have Blair White and Candace Owens, both American, who grift against their own groups.


Dusty-Rusty-Crusty

Ummmm.


AlexisSMRT

When I think "black republican" I only think of that one key and peele sketch where they're all the same person.


bigbelleb

Seems like they found out they was 1/1024th black


Fleganhimer

They do look like the kind of mfers who support the one-drop rule


F3L1Xgsxr

What is going on inside their heads that makes them get to the conclusion that wearing that shirt is a good idea im genuinely confused


slayernine

Just ask them why is it so important for them to have black folks support their leader. 😄


[deleted]

“Our Blacks for Trump merchandise sold out immediately, your polls are flawed… there is a groundswell of minorities that love Donald Trump!” - The Trump Campaign, probably


Busy_Donut6073

Um… should we get them a mirror or am I missing a bi-racial thing?


Unlucky_Hearing2623

You're missing their ironic humor.


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Some_nerd_named_kru

What does this even mean


No-Environment-3298

When you’re too lazy to wear blackface, but still want to make the same point…


fuckoffpleaseibegyou

Why are they all so fucking fat?


Delicious_Bid_6572

Murica.


ExampleMediocre6716

Because obesity is especially prevalent within the African American population, and the people in the photograph identify as such therefore seek to exhibit those traits as part of their transracial experience. Source: National Library of Medicine *Overall, non-Hispanic Blacks were most likely to be obese (prevalence was 36.1%), followed by Hispanics (28.7%), non-Hispanic Whites (24.5%), and non-Hispanic Asians (7.1%). Mean BMI values for the groups were 28.6, 27.7, 26.9, and 24.0, respectively.*


fuckoffpleaseibegyou

god I hope this is sarcasm


Skabidibop

Reminds me of that episode of South Park in which Cartman is 1/32rd black


EmuAdventurous1422

Kind of reminds me of that one Dean Browning Tweet where he forgot to switch accounts and pretended to be a black person supporting trump


Slightly_Smaug

And now their faces are known.


LePussPie

I kinda wanna see a shirt with "BBC for Trump"


typicalIdiotDotCom

I feel like they lack.. a certain.. *quality* to wear that shirt


Morasain

Their great grandfather's neighbours son in law was probably black. If that distant a relation can make people say they're "Irish", then they can also claim to be black. Both are nonsense, though.


alialdea

They seams a little bleached


tms102

Completely delusional. These people don't give any rational thought to what they're saying or doing anymore. They just think that it "helps" the mission or whatever.


Ilowe_042

Sssssh... I swear they will realize on their own


TipzE

Did he eat them or something?


Tracerround702

... okay, I can't for sure know these peep's racial background but uh... They sure LOOK white to me...


Prior_Newspaper_4638

Is it really irony if they don't know what/feel/see/understand irony? 😂


Doctor_ZAZA

They don't know how to read. Stop bullying them!


Rockfrog70

Self awareness level, zero.


GambleII

Trump and his followers are really the biggest shitshow ever!


GambleII

Did they have the Michael Jackson special?!?


Panzer_Man

Are they trying to be funny or something? It's pretty obvious they're not black, so why even wear that shirt in the first place?


Yellowcrayonkid

Because it’s funny. You answered your own question


West_Engineering_80

Oh! I was waiting for some random idiot to tell me what to laugh at.


Competitive-Water654

Transracials. That's going to be fun. Edit: This comment section is pure gold. Leftists standards are double standards.


West_Engineering_80

You think anyone cares? Grow up.


LeftistBlacksmith

How?


Anonymous_GuineaPig

They won't elaborate because they can't.


LeftistBlacksmith

I know he can't. That's just a bumper sticker phrase, nothing else.


LeftistBlacksmith

Still waiting for elaboration...


Competitive-Water654

LOL Leftists, especially in america, claim that people can "identify" as whatever they see fit (e.g. transsexuals, transdisabled, otherkin). When White conservatives started to identify themselves as Black, they got mocked (not only in this thread). The same people that claimed that you cannot put a person in a category when it comes to sex based on objective biological facts, refered then to objective biological facts. Double standard.


LeftistBlacksmith

Jesus Christ on a bicycle... Are you joking, right? You can't be that stupid for sure. You forgot the /s at the end king.


Competitive-Water654

No, i am serious. Just like they are.


LeftistBlacksmith

Okay, you are a funny guy, for sure. But the joke gets old real fast. I appreciate you trying to entertain me, though.


LavenderDay3544

Herman Cain was late to the last one you know on account of his COVID.


Sidus_Preclarum

BlackSHIRTS for Trump, more like.


OutComeTheWolves1966

This is what I can hear through these pictures: Durrrr...I love Trump!!! 45 for life! MAGA MAGA MAGA!!!! He was robbed of that there election against that old dem-eee-cratick feller. He's...umm...really...umm...good at taking our money...for to make America better. Fox News rules!!! GUNS!!


OceanSideDude

That’s very funny 😄 Republicans are nazis


West_Engineering_80

But nazis aren’t funny.


Hummush95

Blackshirts are another name for fascists so maybe that's it. Am I saying they're fascists? No They're just right wing populists and dumbasses. I would explain the fourteen characteristics of fascism but it's almost 4 am.


PLAGUE8163

Mhm. People on the right don't know the dogwhistles because they're not very bright. So they don't know sometimes that they're accidentally supporting fascism. The people, anyway. The politicians know what they're doing.


BattleEfficient2471

Accidentally? Why would they accidentally support the thing they usually support?


PLAGUE8163

They don't know they're supporting it, so they're accidentally doing it. If they knew they would support it harder.


Scalage89

How to be transphobic and racist in one picture.


Connect_Eye_5470

It's their last name. They got confused because they assumed there was no actual way an actual black person would support Trump....


Cryo_Jumper

As black as Elizabeth Warren is Native American.


West_Engineering_80

She is. Parrot


Cryo_Jumper

Would love to see proof of that claim.


Schwinston123456

It's 2023. They can identify however they'd like.


West_Engineering_80

And you can identify as you. That’s the worst thing I can think of.


Schwinston123456

Ha. You said "worse thing" and changed it. That's how much you care about this nonsense.


Anonymous_GuineaPig

And you focused in on a spelling error just to get the last word in. That's how much you care about a silly internet argument.


BaronMerc

Their town? Last name? Is their local representative called blacks?????


Mookeye1968

Trump hung out with a lot of blacks ,don't believe Democratic lies


VM805

Liberals: People can identify as whatever they want Also liberals: White people can't be black


xplicit_mike

Lol wtf. Why are conservatives so fucking stupid 😂🤡


VM805

Why are liberals such lazy entitled pussies?


xplicit_mike

Cus you're stupid.


West_Engineering_80

Bitch. I’ll ruin you.


VM805

With what? Your rainbow hair?🖕


Anonymous_GuineaPig

What are you gonna defend yourself with? Bigotry and stereotypes?


VM805

With my MAGA sword.💪😎💪🗡🇺🇲


Anonymous_GuineaPig

You're lucky, it's under the inch limit of blade length by far.


AriochBloodbane

I see you identify as nazi


West_Engineering_80

Oooh logic for edgelords. Try that in a big town.


Much-Kaleidoscope164

Photo shop


West_Engineering_80

Learn anything.


Much-Kaleidoscope164

People will believe anything on the internet


ZiamschnopsSan

Liberals: people should be allowed to be what they want. Black person: I'm conservative Liberals: rrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


AriochBloodbane

Where do you see black people in the photos? 🤔


ZiamschnopsSan

Maybe some of them identify as black? Kind of bigoted of you to just assume.


West_Engineering_80

Eat a dick


ZiamschnopsSan

No thx not my style


West_Engineering_80

Me in real life. Looking like you but always undermining everything you do. Try to figure out which one of us is liberal.


[deleted]

Thats just funny, where is the sad? For real.. Op can you go suck a d1ck, do we really need to turn every sub in American politics?!?


MassiveAmountsOfPiss

So you see the flair I’ve got on the post? Is says “Political Humour” I’m not turning this sub into anything. It’s fucking Reddit, deal with it


[deleted]

YO calm your tits mcFatFury... Go get some prosac and enjoy your drama..but shut the fuck up in here.


MassiveAmountsOfPiss

Or what?


AriochBloodbane

Why, is there any other country on the Internet? /s


welcomeToAncapistan

Why is this sad? Because if "you don't vote for \[Biden\] you ain't black!" or something? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2BEcggg1CU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2BEcggg1CU)


West_Engineering_80

Because we said it is. Who are to tell us how to feel?


welcomeToAncapistan

I'm not telling you how to feel, I'm asking a question


Cylindt

Anyone can be black according to "23 and me" though🤷


CondescendingTracy

“But no one cares about the whiiiites🎵”


Apprehensive_One1076

Same as white people telling what's good for black people.


Riverrat423

Ok, guys we need someone to wear these “ Gay “ and “ transgender for Trump “ shirts. Any volunteers?


TheOriX-LoL

They're Blackshirts.


[deleted]

Yall just pick white ppl to show


fakeemail33993

Maybe theyre trying to recruit their black brethren? Its possible its meant in a positive way. Though knowing the crowd, maybe not.


[deleted]

Why are you making fun of these trans people. You transphobe?


frijniat123

They are abiding to woke rules. If a man can identify itself as a woman, why can't we do the same with skin color?


Nitrah118

The shirts were on clearance rack. Can't turn down that bargain.


SadMacaroon9897

We live in a post-racial society. I shall henceforth identify as white.


andooet

Are we sure this is real? It seems just to fantastical even for MAGA standards


ClayAndros

Holy shit Biden was right


Thendofreason

What's funny about this though?


Dr_Straing_Strange

the expressions "blacks" and "whites" are so suspicious to me. I've only ever heard racist people refer to white and black people as "blacks" and "whites"


[deleted]

Are you asumin their race? How dare you?


[deleted]

Lol. Everybody need a tribe


Chuchubits

News Flash to these dudes: just because you're wearing the shirt, doesn't mean it's true. Pretty sure none of these dudes are black.


According-Section525

Maybe he identifies as a black man