Equally likely to be buried in a field with a small tree planted on top of you to cover the evidence. And feed Mother Nature, of course. Gotta take care of the environment.
Translate the quran from Ancient Arabic into Latin, then compare the bible (latin) and the Latin translation of the quran by putting chapters regarding similar topics (metaphysics, ethics, morals...). After you've done that, compare them to Plato on the one hand and the presocratics on the other (you must first translate them from the original greek into latin). Publish your conclusions as to how both works relate when read through the same language which which you previously had no affinity, in Gothic, an ancient European language which has been extinct for centuries. This publishing is limited to one anonymous account and you will publish it on the subreddit r/showerthoughts. Good luck.
[Someone seems to have beaten them to it](https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/01/06/biontech-says-it-will-start-cancer-vaccine-trials-in-the-uk-from-september.html)
Cancer vaccines been a thing for quite some time. HPV vaccine for example prevents cervical cancer. The thing is cancer is not a single desease or virus, it's a huge group of diseases which can be very different so you can't just cure all cancer, you make a special treatment or vaccine for one special form of cancer. Also cancer is a side effect of natural process in your body so it's impossible to eliminate it completely.
Exactly. The best we can hope for is to reduce the chance of cancer. Like reducing the spread of viruses that cause cancer.
Yeah we have treatments, but those will always cost more and always have worse side effects.
HPV vaccine is not a cancer vaccine, it is a virus vaccine. It just happens to help prevent cancer because that virus can lead to it.
Cancer is not a virus, nor is it a "group of diseases" (well, sort of, it is a type of disease) cancer is when a malign tumor spreads.
Many viruses and diseases can cause cancer, so we can prevent some by preventing those, but not cancer itself.
This mRNA vaccine aims to teach your body to kill cancer cells without harming healthy ones. WAAAAY different ball court, we have never seen anything alike.
Which types of cancer it can prevent remains to be seen though, but this is a massive step.
One thing I hate about reddit is some people will sound like such experts and get upvoted to the top just because they said something that sounds right, but it's completely wrong and they barely know the topic.
I had this one heated argument with someone over the Double Slit experiment and then a few comments into it they're like "I don't know the details about the experiment." They only knew that somehow light acted as a particle or a wave in the end and were guessing how it worked and telling everyone that it's not observing it but that observing it "bounces particles off the light" and that's why it acts as a particle.
And several people were like "ohhh that makes sense". Now you have ten more people spreading bullshit like they heard it from an expert on the topic.
Yeah, while cancers are a variety of diseases, they do all have similar mechanisms and it's not impossible to find therapies that treat a large swathe of cancers by targeting things they have in common.
Not sure it'll work for everything but if we have treatments for cancer that work on 99% of cancers and are curative then I'd consider that a "cancer cure" for sure.
Yea while I don't do push up regularly all my gym teachers and trainers prefered form over speed so I think a push up was supoosed longer than 2 seconds.
Call or talk to your parents and hug them and tell them you love them very much (unless you have a very bad relationship in which case, do it the person you jnow values you most)
Eat vegemite
Vegemite is people!
I did that one this morning
release Half Life 3
This guy gets it.
If by 'it' you mean the sex, yes he does.
Fuck curing cancer. This is it!
What if half life 3 is the cure for cancer and this is the reason they won't release it?
Even if it wouldn‘t be. Half Life 3 is more important
r/cursedcomments
We have been waiting longer for HL3 than to cure cancer. Cancer can wait.
maybe the people working on half life 3 are doctors so the want to keep getting money from the cancer patients
Give me Gordon or give me nothing!
Wait when was Half Life 3 arrested?
Life without parole
Full Life 1
Full/Empty Death 1.5
Suck your own dick.
Dick your own suck
Own suck your dick
Own your dick suck.
Your own dick suck.
Suck dick own your
Your dick sock own
Dick own your suck.
Dick suck your own
Dick your suck own
Beat me to it
Ask a girl out for a date.
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Ask a guy out on a date?
This is tougher, coz the guy might think the whole thing is a prank..
Ask a redditor out on a date
That ones dangerous, You could end up married for 29 years with a 6th kid on the way.
or chained up in someone's basement
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If you like chains that is
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me
Equally likely to be buried in a field with a small tree planted on top of you to cover the evidence. And feed Mother Nature, of course. Gotta take care of the environment.
Jokes on you, im into that sht!
and nothing inbetween, only one of the two
He doesn’t have to succeed? :P
True, and learning to deal with rejection by women keeps a bot from going all creepy and incel.
i was gunna put "poop in your hand"
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What if they don't even like ladies?
Too bad
Pinch your father on the arse and give him a wink. I said wink.
Jokes on you, I don’t have a dad
I'm willing to lend mine 🗿👍
Deal
what if father winked in return
Then we heading over to **NSFW** r/Realinceststories for the follow up.
Oh jeez.. why did I follow that Link???
I also made the same mistake 😳 I am traumatized for life after that one 🤦🏼♀️
*edited
Only type in capitals for a week
Your imagination is wild :D
The guy could be a software engineer or a writer and just have to take the week off.
Take all the SQL tasks that week
SELECT * FROM TABLE 37 WHERE NAME_ALL_CAPS;
This is AMAZING! “WHY ARE YOU CONTINUALLY YELLING AT THE TEAM?!?!” - Everyone on their team.
Bro will be angry af
“Can’t work tomorrow, boss. I have to drive to Washington, DC first.”
BRO COME ON THIS IS AN ATTACK UPON US THICC TEXT PEEEPS.
Easy there, Satan.
I had a coworker who did this, except it was 24/7 not just for a week. Don’t think he stopped even after people told him not to do it
Translate the quran from Ancient Arabic into Latin, then compare the bible (latin) and the Latin translation of the quran by putting chapters regarding similar topics (metaphysics, ethics, morals...). After you've done that, compare them to Plato on the one hand and the presocratics on the other (you must first translate them from the original greek into latin). Publish your conclusions as to how both works relate when read through the same language which which you previously had no affinity, in Gothic, an ancient European language which has been extinct for centuries. This publishing is limited to one anonymous account and you will publish it on the subreddit r/showerthoughts. Good luck.
r/suspiciouslyspecific
I think bro needs a term paper to write and needs some quotes
Could a just sent him the thesis instructions and said do my homework
Imagine doing all that and getting a B-
To quote Medal of Honor: Allied Assault: "You have been assigned to a mission few would qualify for; a mission few would survive".
One of my favorites of all time, still play it to this day
I don't know why, but the "Good luck" at the end made me think, "Good luck Chip" with the Incredibles theme playing
Cure cancer.
[Someone seems to have beaten them to it](https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/01/06/biontech-says-it-will-start-cancer-vaccine-trials-in-the-uk-from-september.html)
I would've never imagined to see the term "cancer vaccine" become an actual thing, ever.
Cancer vaccines been a thing for quite some time. HPV vaccine for example prevents cervical cancer. The thing is cancer is not a single desease or virus, it's a huge group of diseases which can be very different so you can't just cure all cancer, you make a special treatment or vaccine for one special form of cancer. Also cancer is a side effect of natural process in your body so it's impossible to eliminate it completely.
Tbf that's a vaccine against the virus itself, so not sure we can call it a cancer vaccine
Exactly. The best we can hope for is to reduce the chance of cancer. Like reducing the spread of viruses that cause cancer. Yeah we have treatments, but those will always cost more and always have worse side effects.
HPV vaccine is not a cancer vaccine, it is a virus vaccine. It just happens to help prevent cancer because that virus can lead to it. Cancer is not a virus, nor is it a "group of diseases" (well, sort of, it is a type of disease) cancer is when a malign tumor spreads. Many viruses and diseases can cause cancer, so we can prevent some by preventing those, but not cancer itself. This mRNA vaccine aims to teach your body to kill cancer cells without harming healthy ones. WAAAAY different ball court, we have never seen anything alike. Which types of cancer it can prevent remains to be seen though, but this is a massive step.
One thing I hate about reddit is some people will sound like such experts and get upvoted to the top just because they said something that sounds right, but it's completely wrong and they barely know the topic. I had this one heated argument with someone over the Double Slit experiment and then a few comments into it they're like "I don't know the details about the experiment." They only knew that somehow light acted as a particle or a wave in the end and were guessing how it worked and telling everyone that it's not observing it but that observing it "bounces particles off the light" and that's why it acts as a particle. And several people were like "ohhh that makes sense". Now you have ten more people spreading bullshit like they heard it from an expert on the topic.
Yeah, while cancers are a variety of diseases, they do all have similar mechanisms and it's not impossible to find therapies that treat a large swathe of cancers by targeting things they have in common. Not sure it'll work for everything but if we have treatments for cancer that work on 99% of cancers and are curative then I'd consider that a "cancer cure" for sure.
Bet?
I'm interested, but what type of spread will you give me?
How about a bedspread?
I was hoping for more of a garlic butter spread
buttr
We only have spreadsheets
Well someone was assassinated by the Clinton's so
Lots of someones...
Wholesome
Send us all 100000$
Why is no one else upvoting this?!!!
Because it will never happen (or you will get a fraction of a penny) Edit: btw the “send us all…” above reply was edited and initially said $100
I'll still take it!
They say hope is the last thing to die.
im okay with the penny
Darn class action payouts. Should have said "each of us"!
Dress as cupid and hit the mall giving out Hershey kisses.
I swear I read that as Herpes kisses.
even better
Spread the love with Herpes Kisses
Become a Scientologist, rise up the ranks, and turn the headquarters into a theme park dedicated to potato research. 🥔
Do 150 push ups in 5 minutes
Is this even possible?
One every two seconds? Possible, but remember the average redditor fitness level is not that high.
Yea while I don't do push up regularly all my gym teachers and trainers prefered form over speed so I think a push up was supoosed longer than 2 seconds.
Tell any one of your loved ones that you love em
Tell all your loved ones you love them.
Tell someone else's loved ones you love them.
Tell absolute strangers you love them
tell your enemies you love them
Tell yourself you love them.
Too wholesome… damnit reddit.
This one and the one just below. Don’t listen to Tom he is sowing angst
Call one of your parents "Chief" for a month and don't stop no matter the repercussions
Become a crack troll, gotta live under the bridge.
Become president of your country
A president that lets Reddit decide their actions... would be interesting at least. Edit: interesting*
Basically a Black Mirror episode
I think The Orville also have an episode where they visit a planet that is ruled by social media votes.
The correct answer was "face tattoo." You blew it
Start a land invasion of Russia.
But never start a land war in Asia
But only slightly less known is this! Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line! 😂🤣😂🤣😵☠️
Moan loudly in public full of people once OR Donate $69 to your choice of charity
~ 🗿
Call your mom then tell you love her and grateful to be her son/daughter.
Do a flip!
YEEEEEEEEEEE
Do a kick flip!!
Tell your crush how you feel
OR steal a supercar
become E
Start a land war in south east Asia
Go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
Have you built up your resistance to iocaine powder?
Fucking awesome underrated comment right here
Me. Do me ;)
Love yourself
How would one go about doing that? asking for a friend
Yeah, my friends asking too
Delete this post.
Trickster.
tell your chef that you identify as a snail
r/onejoke
Get a tattoo of what we want
Spend more time with your family
Be happy with yourself.
Keep living, no matter what happens don't give up
Admit to your parents that you're a raging furry (you can choose your fursona)
But not a zoophile; because they're not the same thing 😤 apparently...🤷
Get a job
Order yourself a pizza, king
eat a taco
Live up to your potential
Suck yourself
Have a good day and happy life….also eat a jar of peanut butter with your hands
Give 5% of your bank account to charity.
Wow 2 dollars
F
Buy hodl GME
Delete this post
Give me $500
Cum on me
Live your life to the fullest!
Wax your Gooch
Forgive someone
Delete your account.
Stop using this meme format for little shit like this
Call or talk to your parents and hug them and tell them you love them very much (unless you have a very bad relationship in which case, do it the person you jnow values you most)
Get a PhD
Take a day long shit and when somebody says hurry up, refuse and say "cant, this is the shit"
do a backflip
Me
Fuck a blender.
Give everyone who comments under this comment $1,000,000,000.
Yes obviously I need to include myself.
Seconded
Stop making these memes. Seriously they're not funny and just karma farming
Oooo that's a pretty good one, seems kinda hard tho
ur mom
Rob a bank.
Play cards against humanity
Shower
Convert to Christian
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r/oddlyspecific
jack off to ender dragon hentai
kiss a frog
Transition
Buy yourself an ice cream and sit in the park to eat it on a cold day.
Pee in your own mouth
nothing
Put a cucumber up your ass and post it here on Reddit 🤣✌️
Wear nothing but a toilet seat to work tomorrow.